So my birthday is March 10. I don't usually care about any sort of celebration or gift because one week later is St. Patrick's day. I'm Irish and a fan of beer so I like to combine the two days into one. All I want is the time to go out and have a few pints on Paddy's day and be asleep by 11pm. Seems reasonable to me.
This year, on my birthday, I got a wii, and I took care of my toddler for 14 hours because my wife teaches a dance class. I could care less about the wii, which is more of a gift for the family than me. Last year on my birthday I received a hand written coupon from my wife promising me a wii. So that was special. I can't even rent Resident Evil.
I had been saying that all I wanted was for my wife to have a "bring your kids night" at her dance class (which she's done before) so I could have the night to myself. Nope.
So I had another 14 hour day with my kid, whom I adore but is exhausting and went to bed without having any beer.
To summarize; got a year old promise fulfilled, played blocks and changed diapers, got my hopes up for the following week only to relive my birthday...and not one blowjob...fuck
Am I being a bitch or do I have a right to complain?

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by Anonymous on Mar 21, 2011 at 1:20 PM

I fwife is in good enough shape to teach dance you should have her do lapdances fo ryou. Maybe even invite some friends over an dhave her make some cashThen you could afford video games.

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