I'm a cosplayer. I go to anime and sci-fi/fantasy conventions in costumes for the fun of it. I get enormous amounts of attention because just about all females at anime conventions are sex symbols as long as they breathe. I have no talent for sewing so I buy my costumes. I have outfits for Generic Japanese Schoolgirl, Sailor Jupiter, Faye Valentine, Demon Hunter Yohko, Asuka Soryuu, Chun Li, Princess Leia, Lum, and generic Elf Girl, Drow Girl, Cat Girl, Goth Vampire, and Devil Girl. If you don't recognize any of these, that just means I'm a bigger geek than you, which makes me a goddess to geek boys.

I began this four years ago at the urging of my then-boyfriend. We broke up but I kept going because I discovered something about myself. One, that I'm an attention whore. And two, that I like young boys.

The only con I went to with my boyfriend was in my Princess Leia Slave Girl outfit, and I snuck away from my boyfriend and had sex with a young guy in a Luke Skywalker outfit who had pinched me. I told myself it was a fluke thing, but the next time I went to a con I got two young boys who had gone there for baseball cards and ended up spit-roasting an Elf Girl. After that I felt guilty but in a month I was traveling to another con.

I've taken the virginity of 34 young geeks, none of whom were old enough to shave. I've run into some of my boys at later dates and I'm always willing to go another round. I've had internet relationships with three, and three times I did them in front of their parents.

My current favorite is the Devil Girl, complete with tail, horns, fangs, yellow contacts, long press-on nails, stiletto heels, studded bikini, and red body paint. I got a brother and sister dressed as Mario and Princess Peach at my last con. That was wicked.

Of course I'm an attention whore. I could be making this up. Maybe.