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Me And Mom

I can't talk about this to my friends or my gf, they might think I'm a perv. It's just me and Mom, dad left when I was 13. I go to a college in town, I have a couple of years left.

Mom was painting the garage doors and fell off the ladder and screwed up her knee, bad enough to need surgery and a knee replacement. She had already hurt her other knee skiing a few years back, so this was going to be a problem. She had surgery about a month ago, was in the hospital for a couple of days.

When she got home she could only barely get around with a walker, which she hated because she's only 50, I had to help her get to the bathroom and everywhere.

She eventually had to take a shower, since I was the only one here I had to help. Yes it was going to be weird but there weren't any other options. I helped her into the bathroom and she started to undress and said "dont look" but we both kind of laughed that it was going to happen one way or the other.

Mom is 50, 5'3 120 short blond hair, classic soccer mom. She has a killer bod that she tries to hide, she dresses pretty conservatively, but it's hard for her to hide her curves. My friends are always talking about how hot she is and guys at the gym hit on her all the time. I looked at her bra while I was doing our laundry and it said 34GG.

I helped her undress and finally saw her naked. Her boobs were huge. Big round melons with just a little sag. She was mostly shaved down there. She saw me looking at her, all I could say was "wow" and she turned red and laughed. I helped her in the shower and she was still shaky, she was afraid she would fall. I said "do I need to get in too?" she said no I should be ok. But she almost fell so I took off my clothes and got in so I could hold her up.

I couldn't help but get hard, I saw her looking at my cock but she didn't say anything. I was trying to keep her standing and I couldn't do it without getting close to her and my cock kept brushing up against her ass. I said "sorry Mom" she said that's ok I understand, she knew I wasn't trying to do it on purpose. She finished soaping up and omg I couldn't keep from staying hard watching her soap up her big tits and rubbing them.

She finally finished up. I got her a towel and she dried off her top half then I sat her on the edge of our tub and dried off the rest. I got a close up look at her shaved pussy and caught her staring at my cock. I helped her back into her jammies and put her in bed.

Ever since that time there are times when I go in and she will be topless or if she gets too hot completely naked. We've done more showers and it's a routine now that I get in with her, she is more comfortable us being naked around each other. She's said "well youve seen it all now already so what difference does it make?" I've started going around naked or just in my boxers and she doesn't care. I do catch her staring at my cock and I can't help but look at her either.

I'm not going to make a move or try to do anything as much as I'd like to, that would just be too weird with my Mom. But I admit seeing her incredible body all the time is a turn on and I've gotten off in my room thinking about her every night. It might be creepy but she is just so fucking built. I've only seen bodies like hers on porn sites.

Caught Them In The Act, Reacted Horribly

Caught my daughter and her boyfriend having sex in the house.

When I caught them, the boyfriend actually jumped off my daughter and stood up in the room, fully erect. My daughter was laying there with a bald kitty.

No one was home and something in me went haywire. I told the boyfriend to finish fucking her. My daughter let out a shocked, "Dad?" The boyfriend mounted her and they screwed. When he came, he pulled out and shot a wad on her belly. I lost my mind and yelled at him to put it back in. He did and he came the rest of the way bareback in my daughter. She kept saying, "No, no", then, "No we need a condom, no, no."

I ran up to them and pulled him off my daughter. It shouldn't have happened, sounds crazy, but I immediately went down on her and began eating out my daughter. "Dad?", she screamed again. I ignored her and sucked and licked all over her bald pussy, and rubbed my hand over her belly to rub his seed into her skin. She just kept saying "Dad?" over and over, losing her breath. I buried myself deep in her and she let out a scream as she orgasmed all over my face and I sucked up her juices.

The boyfriend was hard again when I got off my daughter. Still horny and going crazy, I sat on the bed and told my daughter to suck my dick. She did. I had the boyfriend screw her from behind until we both shot our loads in her. I pulled her off of him and turned her around and had her bend over. Standing in front of me, ass sticking out, I went down on her pussy from behind and sucked out as much of his sperm as I could.

I told them to get dressed and then panicked. I let the kid shoot sperm in my unprotected daughter! Twice! I rushed them to the store and left them in the car while I bought spermicide and Plan B. I made her use both as soon as I was back in the car.

We dropped off the boyfriend. On the way back home I apologized and my daughter says, "I don't want to talk about it. Just don't talk about it." We haven't mentioned it in a week until now, but today I walked by her room while she was in underwear. Usually she was modest and would hide or close the door. This time she pulled the front of her panties down to show her bald pussy to me and gave me a smile as she slowly closed the door. Now I'm scared shitless my wife will find out.

It Is Possible So Why Not?

After I was divorced, there was the inevitable period when my son was about ten that he was curious about sex and reproduction and all of that. So I had the talk with him, and was just straightforward about how all of that worked and he seemed satisfied. I thought that perhaps to make it easier for him I started letting him see me naked around the house and I did that for a while and as he got older I started to taper off those activities.
When my son was eighteen he surprised me and mentioned how he never got to see me naked any more. I said something that I didn’t know that he wanted to, and he told me that he liked that. So I asked him if he wanted to be naked with me, and he said that he did.
So quite easily the two of us ended up having sex and it was the most wonderful experience for both of us. I was so amazed by how satisfying it was to have my son ejaculating inside of me, and he loved doing that with me. So for about a year we had sex regularly, and finally I told him that he should be dating girls so we laid off for a period of several years and he met someone and got married.
Then about six years later he was divorced. It was very easy for the two of us just to pick up where we had left off. That was five years ago and we have been enjoying a very pleasing and rewarding relationship ever since.
I know that mother and son sex is supposed to be one of the most satisfying and intimate experiences, and I can attest to that. I now understand the allure of this and I will be honest and say that I have never found sex to be more fulfilling than with my own son, and since nature does make this perfectly possible I see no reason not to delight in this as many mothers do.

Oh, Back Then

When I was younger I had sex with my dad. At that time my mom was having an affair. My dad knew and I knew, and I felt sorry for my dad. I was the one who had imitated it. Mom had put me on the pill as a precaution, and I just thought how wonderful it would be to do that with my dad.

He was kind of reluctant, but I persuaded him, telling how nice I thought it would be for us to do that together. So he gave in and we started having sex. This went on for a little over six months. To me it was just so exciting and so meaningful to have my father’s penis in me and to be doing that with him. Then my mom’s affair ended and my parents pretty much reconciled so my dad and I stopped having sex. Mom never knew of course, and afterwards my dad and I never talked about it. But to me that was a particularly meaningful and wonderful episode in my life.

I am married now and of course my husband doesn’t know that I had sex with my own father. Yet, when I masturbate sometimes I still find it very exciting to think of my father’s erect penis ejaculating in me. Shocking or not, I know that I will never forget just how significant or exciting that was.

Be Warned!

About a year ago I had my first threesome. It was with a man that I had been dating and his twenty year old son. We had all joked about it and all three of us did it. I had never done anything like that before and I actually found it quite exciting.
The only problem was that later they expected me to keep doing it with the two of them. I went along with it several more times, feeling sort of obligated. But then I really began to feel like I was being used, which I was. They would take turns and do me multiple times and I was expected to do everything with them. They even had anal sex with me and his son would slap my titties around, which hurt and was not at all enjoyable. When I complained that they were getting a little rough, they just said how women liked it rough. I assured them that I did not and found their sexual demands and behavior abusive.
Needless to say I ended that relationship shortly after that. So be warned about threesomes and know what you are getting yourself into in advance.

Anthing Goes Is Right!

I read on here a while back about a young woman who was having sex with her husband and his parents. This story was very much like my own which I have never told anyone about, but finally decided to share it.
I had been married for two years to a very nice man, and I got along very well with his parents. I don’t remember exactly how it got started, and why I wasn’t more shocked. But somehow we all started having sex. I would have sex with my husband and his father and even his mom, and he would have sex with his mom. This became a regular thing for us, and I am surprised to hear myself say this, but it seemed quite normal. It was fun, all of us naked and having sex together.
Then after a couple of years of this I got pregnant – by my husband, thankfully, as his father had a vasectomy. But that sort of put an end to our family sex sessions and we stopped. Because of my husband’s job, we moved away. I now look back twenty years later and I still find myself surprised that I used to not only freely participate in, but actually enjoyed these family orgies. I would have never imagined my ever doing that. My husband and I are still married and we have a son and daughter, and of course they have no idea what their parents used to get up to.

Conference Hot Tub

Ashley and I were managers at different locations. I had to work closely with her and her group, talking to her almost every week. We would be required to attend business meetings together and a lot of times go off on our own for dinner or to go places. Nothing sexual or romantic happened and I assumed she was happily married.

Ash was a gorgeous 5'7" 125 curvy brunette with short hair, a Jessica Alba lookalike with a Lynda Carter 34D body. She spoke with a sexy southern drawl and an always pleasant personality. She was a joy to be around and I loved to hang out with her. She was confident enough in her body that she frequently wore low cut work outfits and bikini's to the hotel pools we stayed at showing plenty of cleavage. She was the ultimate soccar mom MILF.

We would always be required to go out to eat with the group after meetings. The restaurant was packed and we had a large group, so as normal we waited in the bar for our table to open up. Seats were limited, Ashley was sitting down drinking wine and I stood nearby talking to her and others. The bar was dimly lit. During the conversations I felt a foot rubbing on my leg. Ashley was the only one within distance. I looked down as discretely as I could and she smiled at me.

After we were seated and throughout dinner I would feel her foot rubbing my leg. To be honest I was shocked because there had never been a time I was forward with her nor she me. I had previous work flings and I wondered if she knew about them. We left the restaurant and went back to our hotel's bar, a normal thing for our staff, where the managers would basically sit and drink all evening. Ashley and I got up and played pool for awhile. When it was time to leave I wondered what would happen from here, unfortunatley it was nothing that night. The meetings ended uneventfully and I wondered what she was after.

Several meetings came and went, she would occasionally do the same thing, but nothing more. We were never in a situation to be alone without drawing attention. I never came on strong to my co-workers for fear of losing my great job, they were cracking down on such behavior. We rarely if ever traveled just the two of us, there were always bosses around who could fire us, so we were cautious.

Finally a technical conference came up at a 5 star hotel in Florida, Ashley, John, and I were going. The conference started Monday morning, so we arrived Sunday and were checked in by Noon and headed to the pool. Ash looked hot in her little bikini, never one to hide her body. We took turns getting drinks for each other at the pool bar, as I was bringing back the round for my turn two girls at the pool said "Where's ours? Can you bring them to our room 803? Here's the key." and started flirting hard. I'm not Brad Pitt but I work out a lot and have a decent build, but I was kind of shocked that these ladies would be so forward in public. I said back "I don't think my wife (nodding to Ashley) would appreciate that."

I brought her the drink and she was glaring at the girls and said "Wow quick thinking." I laughed and said "I wonder how many they have had, lol. Hope if was ok that I borrow you as my wife." She laughed and said "Sure, anytime". You could tell she didn't appreciate them flirting with me. The rest of the week was fairly calm except for the occasional leg rubbing under the table.

The last night the three of us went to a great restaurant overlooking the ocean. John went to the restroom and while he was gone Ashley said "You wanna go to the hot tub when we get back?" I was in of course. After I dropped them off I went and bought a couple of bottles of wine, got dressed and went down to the pool. Ashley was in the tiniest bikini I had ever seen on her. The top barely covered her ample chest. I said "Where's John?" "I didn't invite him." with a sly grin on her face.

It was a warm, sultry cloudy Florida night, the kind you never know if it's going to pour down rain any second. Almost sexy if weather can be sexy. We alternated between the hot tub and the pool while we were drinking the wine, no one else around. We would have the occasional leg bumbing but nothing that was obvious enough to me that I knew I wouldn't be rejected if I made a move.

Finally as we were talking she looked me in the eye and said "I want to experiment sexually". Wow. I touched her cheek and kissed her deeply, then pulled her over on my lap. I moved my way up to her soft breasts and massaged them through her top. After a lot of kissing I remembered that really nice hotels have cameras everywhere and I did not want us to end up in trouble. I said "let's go up to my room" and she agreed.

As soon as we hit the room all of the lust we had built up for one another poured out. I kissed her and we quickly got out of our wet suits, it was chilly so we jumped under the covers. I started working my way down, spending lots of time with her beautiful soft boobs, the kind that gracefully flow to the side when she was on her back, a real woman's body. She was softly moaning and pressing my face into them telling me to suck on her nipples.

Once I reached her pussy I teased her for awhile until she pushed my face on to her clit and started grinding me. She was obviously getting close, so when I added my finger and rubbed her G spot she exploded and came hard. She rolled me over and went down on my cock, quickly taking it all in her mouth. After a few minutes she mounted me, first slowly sliding me in, then grinding all the way down on it and riding hard while she kissed me.

It only took a few minutes for her to build up another orgasm. She said the few times she ever came with her husband would be just one time, she had never come more than once a session. Now she was getting off every few minutes and it didn't seem she would stop. We did every position you could think of. She even lubed herself up with some baby oil she had brought and asked me to fuck her ass, of course I was happy to, and she had her first anal orgasm.

We would take breaks and get some wine then start kissing and get aroused once again. While she was riding me a second time, watching her sweet tits jiggle pushed me over the edge and I unloaded in her tight pussy. She played with the cum and licked it off of me. We must have gone on for a couple of hours off and on. I would have never imagined this sweet girl would be so lusty and incredible in bed.

She asked me to fuck her doggy style and watching her tits hang down and sway back and forth and her cuming again sent me over the edge a second time. I wondered if I was going to be able to keep up with this sex kitten, lol.

We finished exhausted and laid in each others arms and snuggled and fell asleep for a couple of hours. We knew we had to wrap things up as we both had early flights and it was already about 4am. I walked her back to her room and kissed her goodnight, she said it was wonderful and I completly agreed, likely the best lover I ever had.

We drove back to the airport the next morning with John and acted as though nothing had happened, but we would occasionally glance at each other with a smirk.

That would be the last time I would see her. She ended up getting fired over having an affair with her boss. Several years later we talked on the phone while she was looking for a job after we were both with new companies. I thought she would have been great for an open position we had and hoped we could get back together some day, but we didn't hire her.

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Just Being Happy

It all got started between my mom and me when I was eighteen. She had been divorced from my dad for about three years.
One morning my mom happened to see me naked with an erection. It was just one of those things. Later my mom teased me about it and I teased her back, and we both thought that it would just be convenient to have some fun together.
So we tried it and it was quite wonderful enjoying being sexual together. We both knew that it was being daring and certainly risqué, but that was part of the fun, and frankly we found that we thoroughly enjoyed being that intimate together as mother and son. It was just very special and nice. No, we never thought that we would be doing something like this together, but it had been going on for two years and we both loved it and it was so easy and wonderful.
Yes, I had been living at home with my mom and we have just told everyone that it is for financial reasons and while I’m going to school, which it actually was. Of course we suspected that there were some who thought that maybe something more was going on, as people always love to think these things. So my mom and I decided to move away to where nobody knew us and just live openly together.
That as five years ago and we are both still very happy being husband and wife. And no, we are ot planning on having any children together as it is too late for that anyway. I know that theer will be some who will read this and think how my having this kind of relationship with my mom has somehow robbed me of meeting and being with someone else. I will be honest, why? I am perfectly happy, I have a wonderful and loving relationship that I thoroughly enjoy, and the fact that the woman I am having a relationship with just happens to be my mom is to me only a bonus.
So please, for those of you out there who are thinking all sorts of negative things, just try to open your minds a little and think shouldn’t people just be happy?

He's A God With His Tongue

This just happened yesterday.
I'm 51, divorced 3 years, turned my ex husband likes dick as much as I do. I've been living in an inlaw apartment that my sister and her husband are good enough to rent me.
I hear them having sex ALL the time. Walls are a little thin.. anyway, I've been listening to this the whole time I've been living here and it's driving me crazy listening to her moaning. Using words I never hear from her, calling out to God. I've just about worn out my dildos fucking myself senseless listening to them go at it. I'm so jealous!
So last night they invited me to dinner, they have me for dinner a lot. I get there, he's cooking like usual, he's an amazing cook. Tells me she got stuck at work and it'll be an hour or so til she can get out. Pours me a glass of wine and we walk to the living room. Passing their bedroom, door was open and I look over and see handcuffs on the bed. Never been shy about saying anything to anyone, I chuckle and ask if they're gonna play cops and robbers later. He looks confused so I told him I saw the cuffs on the bed. He laughed a little and says, oops, sorry.
We sit on the couch and now all I can think about is how they're gonna fuck later and I'm getting wet. Not having much of a filter I just ca.e out with it. The walls are a little thin and I can hear almost everything. He turns 3 shades of red and stammers a little trying to apologize. I stop him and say it's totally OK. Not sure if it was my comfort around him or how soaking wet and horny I was but I took a sip of wine and out of my mouth comes, "I wish I was getting fucked like that. Not that it would happen but fuck, it's been so long!"
Then he took me by surprise. Takes a sip of wine, stands and pulls me to my feet and tells me to close my eyes.
No other words. Eyes closed, I feel his hands unbutton my jeans and then he starts pushing them down. I was paralyzed. Pants and panties pushed down to my ankles.. Sat me back down on the couch, one pantleg off, legs spreading and thinking I'm about to get fucked. Nope. Tells me to keep my eyes closed. Then I feel it. His soft lips and tongue start working me. Heaven!! Etween his tongue and fingers, I never came so hard or so fast in my life. So so gentle with his slow lapping and making mmmm sounds. It didn't take long til it was starting to feel sooooo good again. I've never had a man actually really stay there after I came but here he was intentionally working to make me cum again. He was amazing at it. His fingers inside me, not thrusting but just massaging my sensitive areas, lapping, kissing and sucking my pussy. He must have sensed me tensing up as I was about to cum again. Lips locked on my it tounging it. I remember letting out an "oh fuck!" And everything went dark, all I could feel was just the most intense orgasm I've ever had in my life! Pulled his fingers out but kept his mouth full on my pussy as I spasmed and wrapped his arms around my legs to hold me while I slowly came down. Never had anything like that before and he was kissing and licking my inner thighs, rubbing my legs up and down, it was amazing!

I was weak, panting and he slowly backed away, dressed me and as I stood to pull .y pants back up, he leaned in and gave my pussy a sweet little kiss. That was a first too.

Dressed, sat back on the couch thinking about how I had just tempted him to cheat on my sister and starting to feel horrible about it. He asks me if I can handle pretending this never happened and won't happen again.
I agreed, an hour later she came home, we had dinner, I went to my apartment and bed. Wake later to the sounds of her loud moans, and some serious fucking going on. Pulled out my toys and fucked myself senseless like usual. Haven't seen or spoken to either of them today but hoping I can keep it together and just go back to normal.
The man is a God with his tongue!

Lost My Virginity To An Older Woman In Cancun.

I was in Cancun on a family vacation when I was 17. Like all boys my age, I was a jazz factory and jerked off about 3-4 times a day. I was sticking my dick in anything to simulate a woman, but had not actually felt a woman yet.

Our first full day there I was exploring the resort alone and saw a woman tanning topless on the beach. I still hadn't even seen bare tits in person that I could recall. I wanted to get a better view so I just kept walking up and down the beach passing her and trying to think of a way I could sneakily take a picture with my phone.

She was very tan, and had decently large breasts. I didn't realize it at the time but in hindsight they were clearly fake tits. She was a sun bleached blonde probably in her upper 40's and incredibly tan. He husband was also laying next to her.

After probably the 10th time walking past her, with noone else around but her and her husband, she called out to me. "You lost?" I froze with fear. Her and her husband were looking at me and I tried to think of words to say but after a few seconds she told me to come over to them. "I've seen you walking past and staring at me."

I knew I was caught and went right into apologizing, but she stopped my apology saying "I wouldn't take it off (her top) if I didn't want people to see." You seem to like them."

I still was a bit frozen in fear and just said "ahh makes sense." I also started to get worried my parents would come out of nowhere and see me talking to some top less woman. Before I could say I had to go, they asked if I knew what 'swingers' were. I didn't but again was a scared and insecure teenager trying to play it off cool and said I did. They told me that they were, and the husband said "she was hoping we would find an interested young stud on the trip. Would you be?"

Ever the young fool i said "interested in what?"

"Swinging with my wife." He said. They could tell i was still confused and she got very blunt about it. "Would you like to come back to our room and fuck me?"

I started to shake, butterflies shot up my stomach, I had a boner that I felt like was going to explode on the spot and also felt like this had to be some kind of fake trap. She was good looking for her age and I was nervous I finally was able to get some words out and ask "when would you want to?" Like I had somewhere else to be... I was just being too much of a wuss to say 'yes'.

"We can go to our room right now." I think I almost fainted with excitement and responded with an "ok lets go." They picked up their things and she got her top back on. We were walking through the resort and I was looking out for my parents while also keeping what I felt was a safe distance from this older couple so it wouldn't look like I was walking with them. Their room was in a building pretty far from where we were staying, so i started to feel more comfortable.

We got back to their room and I was a bit confused as to why the husband was still with us. It had never crossed my mind that a man would want to watch his wife fuck someone else.

She started by unfastened her top and saying "you can do more than just look in here." I reached out to feel them and remeber the warm feeling of her skin. She pressed he breast towards my face and next thing I'm know I'm sucking her perfect fake tits. Her hand started to graps my cock from outside my swim trunks and after sucker her tits for a few minutes and her rubbing my cock, she pulled back, pulled her bikini bottom down, and sat on the bed. She said "looks like you're the last one who needs to take your suit off." I noticed that her husband was sitting in a chair in the corner and was completely naked, stroking his dick. I was a bit put off by this, but I was also about to put my dick into a real pussy and nothing was going to stop me now. I was also encouraged knowing that mine was bigger than what I saw him stroking.

I pulled my trunks down and her husband said "looks like we found a young bull."

She bent over, wrapped her hand around it and stroked it a few times and said "yes we do." She give my cock a few very slobbery sucks and leaned back on her elbows with he legs off the corner of the bed and said "give it to mama."

I stepped between her legs and pressed the slobber soaked head of my dick into her wrinkly pussy. The first thought that went through my head was "people out there are watching porn right now and I'm putting my dick into a real woman's pussy." It was a very virgin thought to have. It felt so amazing but I was so worried about making sure I was doing things right, it actually helped me last a really long time. I started thrusting my hips qnd driving my dick deep into her. My balls were slapping her and making a clapping noise and she was moaning and throwing her head back. Her big fake tits were bouncing like giggling water balloons and I reached up to grab one. After pounding her hard like this I got a new angle and threw her legs up over my shoulders. I could feel more pressure on the tip of my dick like this and had started to feel like I might cum. I thought it was disrespectful or frowned upon to cum in or on a girl and asked "do you have a sock incase I end up cumming?"

"Why would you need a sock?" She asked through moans as I continued to pound her.

"So I have something to cum in.." I said unsure of myself now. The conversation has dulled the sensation and I was no longer close to cumming, but still fucking her like a jackhammer.

"Just pull out and cum on me. Havnt you don't this before? " She said as she gestured to her chest and stomach.

"Not like this." I said as I continued just railing her and the thought of an embarrassing performance, and how long i should last helped keep me very far from cumming. I had been thrusting away at her in various positions on the end of the bed for nearly 30 minutes and she was loving every minute of it.

"Aww you're a Virgin. Probably been 20 years since I've been someone's first. You don't seem like one." She said back.

She was riding on top of me when I felt myself tensing up. I told her I was going to cum and she said "cum in me, cum in me" as she panted and kept bobbing her pussy up and down on my dick. Her big fake titties were bouncing in my face. It felt like I was spraying cum for atleast a minute. Each pulse of cum felt just as strong as the first one. It was running out her pussy and down my cock and I was still shooting more up into her.

When I was finally done erupting she pulled up and off me and cum globs dripped out of her onto my dick and thigh. She rolled off me and said I could clean up in their bathroom. When I came out her husband was standing over her cumming in her mouth. I went to pick up my swim shorts and still had a rock hard boner and she noticed and said "boys your age can go all day cant you? Do you want more?"

I was still hard and horny and in disbelief that I had just had sex that I was ready to go again. "I got more in me." I said. She moved more towards the center of the bed, spread her legs and said, "well go ahead." My cum was still dribbling out of her pussy and down her ass crack. It slid in real smooth and I pounded her like a breeding racehorse for another 15 minutes. I was on top this time when ..(continue confession)