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Best Revenge Ever

This is more of a funny story and maybe some revenge than a confession.

I am not perfect. I work a lot as an own a business. I am good to my family and honestly, everyone. To reiterate, I am not perfect.

Five years ago, my wife and I got a divorce. It went amicably, but it was because she had been fucking someone else. Over time, I actually found out it was more than a few guys.

About a year ago, a guy I know was talking about this ho bag he was fucking. He met her through a friend. The description of her could have been my ex wife, so I asked if he had a pic of her. He never showed her face, but the nude pic was definitely my ex wife - tattoo’s do not lie. We had a long conversation about this ho bag. He said she would meet him anywhere to fuck - in his truck, on his boat, at her house. Basically, when he wanted to fuck, she was available. His friend told him the same story and that is how they met.

Maybe three months ago, the same guy says that he and some guys are meeting on the upcoming Friday to gang bang this woman. He showed me pics of her sucking two guys off as well. It was definitely her.

After the gang bang, he sent me some pics and some video of her. There were eight guys in the room fucking my ex wife like she was a piece of fuck meat. The best part about the video was the guy saying ‘this is what happens to cheating woman. They get turned into fuck meat for all to use.’

The revenge part is that I know she is a ho bag and I did not have to do anything bad.

What An Embarrassing Situation

First, my husband and I have been separated for almost two years but have not divorced. Our two teenagers live with me so I have not dated even though my husband does.

Earlier this fall my best friend who is divorced asked me to go to Las Vegas with her for the week of Thanksgiving. I thought a break would be good so I made arrangements for the kids and planned for the trip.

We arrived the Sunday before Thanksgiving then for the first couple of days went sightseeing and hitting the different casinos.

On Tuesday evening we went to one of the lounges for drinks while listening to the band. While there we were joined by a couple of younger guys who treated us to drinks and great conversation.


When we were ready to leave the guys I had talked to mostly asked me to dinner the next evening. My friend immediately stepped in telling me she would be fine and go enjoy myself so I accepted his invitation.

The next evening as I was getting ready she said she had a little something for me tossing it on the bed. I looked and it was a box of spermicide suppositories and a package of condoms. She said knowing I wasn’t on birth control she had gotten them for me She told me we were out of town so I needed to enjoy myself and get laid.

I had never given a thought to doing anything but to appease her I put them in my purse never expecting to need them.

My “date” took me to a very fancy restaurant where we had a bottle of wine then afterwards we went dancing at a local club he was familiar with where we had several drinks.

Later we left and he drove straight to the condo where he lived.

He fixed us another drink while we watched TV casually kissing then things got serious. After unbuttoning my blouse playing with my tits he ran his hand up my skirt beginning foreplay quickly getting me very aroused.

I excused myself going to the restroom. I inserted a suppository then started to get a condom. Then I remembered I had taken them out looking for something in my purse before leaving but forgot to put them back.

When I went back we went to the bedroom resuming where we had left off. I had told him I was still married but not that I wasn’t on birth control so I told him I had used the suppository but would like him to use a condom too but he said he didn’t have one.

Things had gone too far to let that stop me so before long we were having intercourse.
Being young he had tremendous staying power taking his time to completely satisfy me with a massive orgasm as he came in me.

I went back to our hotel telling my friend all the details thanking her for making it happen.

I had lunch with him again on Friday before we return home on Saturday but we’re not intimate again.

Everything returned to normalcy until this past Tuesday when my period didnt come. I waited until yesterday before taking a pregnancy test which confirmed I had gotten pregnant.

I will need to have an abortion since my husband would use it against me in a divorce settlement.

Older Neighbor Guy

Technically he lives half a mile down the road so he’s more of our neighbor down the road as we say in the country but he’s got a nice dick.

My husband and I have a decent sex life but it lacks trying new things or the frequency of sex anymore.

So the guy down the road is 59 and single. No kids at home anymore. He sees me walk past his house or run past it almost every day of the week when I go out to do my exercise. I’m always in short running shorts in the summer and leggings in the fall. So I think that started the attraction. He always got to see my nice butt

Talking to him one day we got on the subject of our relationships. I knew he was single but was unaware he didn’t have regular sex. So I told him I have sex with my husband but it’s not enough. So there in his front porch I pulled his jeans and underwear down and sucked his dick. I did feel like a slut in that situation but I really enjoy giving bjs.

After he finished and I swallowed we both were lost for words at first then he said we can’t tell anyone about this. I full agreed.

A week went past and the thought of sucking his dick kept getting my pussy wet. So on my run the next day I stopped and talked to him. I told him that I need way more sex than I’m getting at home and I know you’d definitely love to be having sex too. He agreed. Then I told him I’d love to stop by on my runs once or twice a week to have some naked fun.

He said we can keep this between us. I fully agreed with that and I told him he’d have to wear a condom. He was fine with that but said he’d have to get some. Then I told him however if you want to fuck my back door you don’t need a condom for that because my husband won’t do anal

So in his house we went and he fucked my ass that day. It was my first time having a guy fuck my ass since my first boyfriend and I loved it. He cummed in my butt saying you’re really tight. I got dressed and headed back out on my run with cum eventually dripping out of my ass

So it’s been almost two years since this arrangement. We usually have sex once a week and I’ll give him a bj another day of the week.

He’s good about wearing a condom too when in my pussy but he actually favors fucking my butt because he says it’s hard to find a woman who will do anal.

Lost Control

I am 47 years old, married and I have four children. I am the glue that keeps our little world going in the right direction. Last month, I lost control and did something bad.

While at a fundraiser, I had a group of volunteers helping me with the set up. Over the course of the evening and as my helpers started to leave, I found myself left with three mid 20 year old friends. One of their parents was affected by the reason for the fundraiser. As the evening continued, their boyish joking and innuendo had taken its toll on me. When we were almost finished, I said something like ‘I am fully indebted to you all for your help. Let me know if I can do anything to return the favor.’ As quick as imaginable one says ‘anything?’ The others jumped on it and asked the same. I felt my face go flush and my pussy immediately wake up. I stammered the words well not anything, but they knew it was half hearted. Come on Catherine, you said anything. They just kept pushing and laughing about the word anything. I finally blurted out, okay….what is your anything? They said is something sexual off the table? Again, my face went flush and my pussy tingled. I growled and said what do you want…head, to be jerked off? They all answered head.

Fifteen minutes later I am in my car giving these three young men head one at a time. I swallowed all three and they all went home. After they left, I bludgeoned my pussy into multiple orgasms, soaking the inside of my leggings.

The next morning and day was spent doing the fundraiser. Midway through the event, the three boys all asked if I wanted help cleaning up. I said yes. That night, after the fundraiser I gave them all head again. Again, I bludgeoned my pussy mercilessly until I could not cum anymore.

Since that weekend, I have given all of them head on a regular basis. With very little exception, I have sucked at least one of their cocks every day since the fundraiser. I crave now their cocks and their cum and I cannot stop.

My Favorite Slut

A few years ago I was doing a lot of business travel and had a few fun times in hotel. One of the best memories was a trip to Chicago where I met this naughty cheating wife.
Suzanne was mid thirties, dark hair and eyes, shorter at maybe 5 foot two and very busty. She had a slutty gf and the two of them did hotel lounge drinking and picked up men to have no strings sex with.
So I had fun chatting and drinking with the two women and a colleague of mine and knew I was gonna get lucky. These women were hardcore sluts and later I found out they were regulars at that high end hotel bar and they always went to a room and took multiple guys sometimes too.
All I can say is that during the week I was there, I got mouth pussy and asshole anytime I wanted it. She even took it up the ass and sucked my dirty dick clean! I made sure not to kiss her after that but tbh I didn't kiss most of the sluts I fucked because they all had such filthy mouths.
Who knows how many loads that bitch swallowed?
One fellow I knew who screwed her after me had the biggest dick I ever heard of. This guy Andy was truly hung like a horse and he was a down and dirty guy who liked to really degrade the cheating wives he fucked. Loved to make them take ass to mouth and send them home to their poor dumb hubbies.
I wonder with all the business women these days if they are as nasty and promiscuous as their male counterparts?
Do todays traveling business women fuck around like the men used to do?

First Time

When my neighbor, Jack, and his wife moved in next dooe, it wasn't long before my husband and I made friends with them. As time went by, I found myself really turned on when I was around Jack. He was a very bright guy, handsome, tall, great sense of humor, and he listened when he talked with me. I am married with a two year old daughter. One afternoon Jack was visiting with me in my living room. We were both sitting on the couch. When he got up to go home, I stood on the couch and pulled him to me while he was standing in front of the couch. It was a very intimate hug and I pressed my body against his. When he hugged me back I moaned. Jack lightly kissed me and went on his way. That hug lit a fire in me.

A few days later when I knew his wife was gone, I went over to his place. When I wa inside alone with him,I kissed him and asked him to fuck me. Before he could say much I had unzipped his pants and took him in my mouth. He led me to the bedroom and fucked me. I had several orgasms even before he came in me. Knowing my. husband would soon be home I left. From then on, I would wait until Jack's wife left in the morning for work and would sneak into his house and get in bed with him and I would fuck him. It was like I was in another world when Jack was in me. For nearly four months, I fucked Jack whenever I could get away discreetly. My husband and I finally moved away and my affair ended. Now and again when my husband is fucking me I will imagine it is Jack and I always have a big orgasm. I know I cheated, but I had a passion for Jack that overrode my common sense. I am with my husband still and I have been monogamous ever since we moved. Strangely, I have no guilt about being with Jack. It was an incredibly erotic period for me.

My Compassionate Loving Aunt

This weekend was somewhat sad with the news that my aunt Helen had passed away at age 71. I always had a special place in my heart for her and we had a special relationship when I was much younger.

When I was a teen, I raced Moto X and was pretty good having competed on the state level. When I was 19, I broke both my legs in a practice crash. I lost one leg just below the knee and the other was repaired with a lot of hardware. I was bedridden for about 2 months while waiting on a prothesis to be finished.

My Mom was overwhelmed after the crash and my aunt Helen stepped up to help my mom with my care. She would visit several times a week so my mom could do shopping and mainly just take a little well deserved break.

My aunt Hellen would change my bedding and would freshen me up with sponge baths. She would wash me all over except for my privates, which she would tell me to do that myself. I was somewhat embarrassed when she would put my pajama bottoms on because she could see my junk flopping around. Because of the injuries and meds, my cock was limp as a wet noodle.

After about a few weeks, the fog began to lift and I noticed my cock was beginning to respond when I played with it. During one of the sponge baths my soapy cock began to get hard and when my aunt saw it, she grinned and told me it looked like I was recovering nicely.

After that I was getting horny and each time she visited, I would make sure she saw my hard cock. I would also whine and tear up a little telling her what a mess I was and why did this happen to me. All the other guys were dating and having a ball and I was stuck flat on my back.

Then it happened, during one of my whining sessions, she decided to wash my privates herself. She took great delight in watching my young cock stand up hard all by itself when she let go of it. She kept encouraging me, trying to lift my spirits.

Soon she began to actually give me hand jobs, at first my cum was just a dribble and then she had me shooting streams again. After I was able to take baths sitting on a stool in the shower, she would wash me all over and when she shut the water off, she would kneel down and suck my cock.

After I made a full recovery and started college, whenever I came home for visits, I would always go over to see my Aunt Helen. Nobody ever knew about all the love and compassion she showed to her poor nephew. We continued to have full blown sex on and off for many years.

It sad to know she's no longer with us, but I'll never forget her. Love you, Aunt Helen

Helping Out Other Men

I have been with my husband since we were 19 and I love him and we have a great sex life still at 35.

However I have cheated on him numerous times with other men. He has no clue and never will. I’m a nurse and really enjoy making people feel better anyway I can and numerous occasions have presented themselves over the years where I have been able to help out several guys. This is not an excuse as I know it’s cheating but I don’t love these guys or anything. It was purely for their physical release to relieve their anxiety about things and I enjoyed it as well

The first time I cheated was in college. We had been dating a year and one of my high school friends came over to visit me. He was a nice quiet guy and we had never done anything together. So we were talking and he broke down and mentioned that his girlfriend left him and he had been having a tough time with it. I told him he could stay for a bit and we started to drink. He said she had been awful to him the last several months and they apparently never did anything sexually. Basically she was a total bitch. So in my drunken state I told him I would help him out and pulled down his pants and told him to lay on the bed. He was rock hard and I gave him an amazing blow job. He loved it and shot a huge load down my throat. It was just that one time and he got a new girlfriend within a few weeks but I could tell I made him feel really good and relieve his tension.

A few years later my husband and I had an apartment together but we were tight for money so had a roommate. He was a guy. Very quiet but nice.

My husband was away on a trip for a few days and the roommate and I were talking one night and he was super nervous about a big test he had coming up. He was in grad school. He was rambling and said he couldn’t focus and would fail. Not sure why I did it but I grabbed him by the hand and led him into my bedroom. I pulled down his pants and sucked him hard and told him to fuck me from behind to take his mind off everything for a bit. He didn’t hesitate and pounded out all his anxiety in stress. He fucked me super hard and shot a big load all over my ass. I sucked his dick before he left the next morning too. That was the only time we hooked up as I think he felt guilty and moved out a few weeks later.

There have been other times as well but the most recent time was a month ago back in April. This was probably the riskiest as it occurred a few hours before my friends wedding. The wedding was at a large farmhouse and the girls were upstairs getting ready while the guys downstairs. They had a huge game room. I was bored after a few hours so decided to walk around. I was outside and ran into the best man. He was married but his wife wasn’t there yet. He was really really nervous about his speech and asked if I would read it to see if it sounded good. I told him it sounded good and that he should read it in front of me for practice. We went down to the game room and no one else was around. He started to stutter a bit and I told him to relax. I then repeated what I had done in other situations and got on my knees in front of him to suck his dick. He didn’t protest even though he was married and I gave him a nice long slow blowjob until he came in my mouth. He thanked me and had no problem making the speech later that evening. I saw him dancing with his wife and he mouthed thank you to me and I gave him a wink.

Another fairly recent time was our current next door neighbor whose wife just past away from cancer. He is quite a bit older in his mid sixties as I’m 35. I went over to visit him during the day while my husband was working to bring him lunch. I had been going over occasionally as he only had a daughter but she rarely visited. Most of the time we just talked and he never seemed upset. However this time he broke down and talked about how much he missed his wife. I went over to hug him and he told me he missed having the touch of a woman around. I told him I could help him out and make him feel better. I had him sit down on the couch and remove his pants to give him a blow job. He was moaning a lot as his wife apparently never gave him head. Even though he was older he had a very large thick cock so I kinda wanted to try him out selfishly and removed my pants to ride him reverse cowgirl. As soon as he was balls deep in me I came instantly and then gave him one hell of a ride. Not going to lie I have hooked up with him a few times. He isn’t in the best shape so I usually ride him. The proximity and I do enjoy his thickness. All the others were one time things.

I Just Need To Get This Off My Chest

I've been back home with my husband this weekend but my recent choices have been keeping me awake at night. Sex is fine with him, we do it enough to have little ones around. Just that last week on my business trip, I felt so free to just do my own thing for once...

I flew out Monday to San Diego. I met the people there, had the obligatory tour, did the boring meetings. Come Wednesday evening, I was free to explore as I pleased. Found myself bar hopping and meeting this gentleman. I think he said he's a college student or something?

We ditched the bars to buy our own booze, then I found myself making out in his car on the beach. Then my husband called and we sat while I give him a mundane rundown of my day and wished him good night. That sort of brought me back to my senses, so I asked to just be dropped off at my hotel. He was saying what a pity because things were getting really good. I honestly felt bad and gave him road head all the way back. I swallowed everything he gave me.

Next day, I get a text from him. I didn't even realize we had traded numbers. I told him we could meet late in the night at my hotel and promised no interruptions. He arrived with plenty of liquor, our clothes just fell off, and he was railing me like some whore. It was a night full of fun. It ended in the morning with me riding his morning wood and him dropping me off at the airport.

Now I'm back home with all this guilt but honestly wondering when my next business trip is...

Concert Blowjob.

My husband and I went to a concert two saturdays ago. It was our first concert in a few years and it was nice to have a night out away from the kids. We are both 37 and spend a lot of time working and caring for them.

So we have seats next to this group of young college guys like 6 or 7 of them. No girls. They were kind of annoying. Constantly getting up to get drinks and going to the bathroom. I asked my husband why they even bothered paying for tickets. They looked like typical buff frat guys. They all had pretty big upper bodies and didnt work out their lower bodies like most typical young guys. Except for one of the guys.

He was well built all over and had a great butt. Maybe I’m like a guy in that way but I love a guy who has a nice beefy muscular butt and he had one of the best I have seen in a long time. He was also wearing really tight shorts which was appreciated haha.

So the concert gets towards the end and my husband and I are feeling pretty good and drinking. The nice butt guy walks by me and calls me maam which to be honest offended me. I’m 37 and yes probably 15 years older than them but I didn’t like that he viewed me that way and in my drunk mind I made a decision to show him.

So nice butt guy went up to get a drink and I told my husband I was going to go to the bathroom. I found the guy at the concession stand and asked him why he called me ma’am. He looked startled and didn’t know what to say. I just told him to come with me so I can show him I’m def not a ma’am to him. I grabbed his hand and looked around and then took him into the womens room. The bathrooms at this place were huge. Two older women saw us and laughed and I took him into the farthest stall at the end if the bathroom. I haven’t done anything remotely like this since college but I felt so alive and horny it was great.

We got into the stall. He was pretty drunk and started to smirk when I got down on my knees and started to rub his crotch. I asked him if he thought of me as an old ma’am now and he said no and that I looked hot. Whether he meant it or not I took the compliment and unbottoned his pants and pulled them down and his boxers.

His cock was already hard ( being like 23 it doesn’t take much). He was probably like my husbands size about 6.5 inches so not bad and easy to blow. But I really wanted to rub my hands all over his muscular ass and thighs while I blew him which I did. I didn’t want to take too long since my husband would wonder where I was . I licked his balls and up and down his shaft first before starting to blow him. I didn’t use my hands at all since they were preoccupied rubbing his ass the whole time and I pride myself on being able to deep throat pretty well.

I started to suck him pretty hard taking his whole length in and out of my throat. I looked up at him and could see he was close. Within about two minutes his ass started to clench up and I took him balls deep down my throat while he squirted a pretty big load down my throat. I loved feeling his ass clench with each squirt and when he finished I opened my mouth to show him I took it all. He was impressed and thanked me for the head.

Before he pulled up his pants I complimented him on his ass and he laughed and said he does very intensive training on all major muscle groups. I said it shows and asked him to turn around so I could see his ass before he left. He did and I gave him a playful smack before he left.

When I got back I told my husband it was time to go and beat the traffic which we did and he waved as we left. I was really horny when we got home however my husband wasn’t feeling that great and went to bed. So I got out my vibrator and went downstairs and came 3 times imaging him fucking me while I grabbed and rubbed his ass.

If commenters want to call me a cheating slut I really don’t care. It was fun and just a one time thing