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My Friend's Wife

I've known my friends Mike and Suzie since I was in high school. She was a gorgeous 5'8 tanned cheerleader and homecoming queen, he was the guy who was everyone's friend and all the girls loved him. The only problem is, he loved them back.

They lived a few streeets over from me. He and I would play sports and coach our kids together. Nice modest place with a pool. She loved to lay out and was always tanned and sexy. She had gotten attention from all the guys since she started school and could have any man she set her eyes on.

Mike had a history of cheating on Suzie even going back to when they were dating. I even helped him cover up his tracks a few times, although I let him know I didn't approve and would not continue to do it. He took Suzie for granted and assumed she would always be there.

Suzie found a strange woman's thong in Mike's truck and filed for divorce. After a few weeks and intense arguments he talked her into dropping it.

One holiday weekend, I think it was Memorial Day, I walked over to his house to see if he wanted to go practice as we had games coming up soon. We would regularly show up unannounced and play some ball, so it wasn't unusual. When I got to the house I rang the doorbell and no one answered. Suzie heard me and said "I'm back here" so I walked around the side and went through their gate into the backyard.

Suzie was laying out in a tiny string bikini on her stomach that was barely covering her shapely ass. I sat close to her on the side of her chair. She had gotten huge fake tits after giving birth and they were spread out to the side of her torso jutting out of her bikini top. I tried not to stare but I couldn't help noticing her incredible body, but I had no thoughts of messing around on my friend.

"Mike's not here, he's out of town again all weekend." We made some small talk about work, different things, I asked her when Mike was coming back and she said "I don't know" in a defensive tone. I said "Are you ok?" and she started crying. I said "What's wrong?" and she said "I think Mike is cheating on me again.". I said "What makes you think that?" and she said "I tried to call the hotel he said he would be at, they rang his room and a girl answered." Oh great. Mike was my friend but it made me mad the way he treated Suzie, she was a sweet girl and could find someone better in a heartbeat.

I put my hand on her arm and tried to calm her down and made a joke about something else. She chuckled and stop crying and I changed the subject. After awhile she said "do you want to go swimming?" I hadn't brought a swimsuit but I was wearing some basketball nylon shorts and they would make due. We jumped in and swam around for awhile. I tried not to stare at her huge tits nearly popping out of her little bikini top, the water made them even more sexy, but they were hard to avoid.

We got out of the pool and the nylon gym shorts were clinging to me. I saw her looking down and kept her eyes there for an extended period, I looked down and it was pretty obvious my cock was hard. I tried to pull the material away from me so it wasn't so obvious and she looked up at me and smiled. We dried off and sat back down and she asked me "Would you rub oil on me?" Ohhh boy, should I really do this? But she asked me so quick I really didn't have time to think it through and said sure.

I put some of her oil in my hands, it was warm from the bottle sitting out in the sun, and started rubbing her calves moving up to the back of her knees. She had nice toned legs, she worked out all the time. I got up to her ass and I could have sworn I noticed her slightly spreading her legs, but I might have just been imagining. I stopped there and went up to her neck, shoulders, and back. She reached up and untied her top while holding it against her tits and laid back down.

She said "make sure you get the sides, I burn there" so I rubbed the side of her lower back. When I got to her upper back she slightly rolled over towards me so my hand of touching the side of her big tit for only a second. It felt soft, but firm, slipperly from the oil. I did the other side and she rolled even more towards my hand to where I was nearly cupping the side of her big tit. There wasn't any question she had done it on purpose. I started to get a little nervous where this was going when she said "did you get the top of my legs?".

I put a little more oil in my hand and rubbed up close to her firm ass. She spread her legs a little and my lust took over and I rubbed the inside of her thigh. I could hear her moan and sigh just a little. I let my thumb brush her pussy and she spread her legs just a little more. By now it was pretty clear where things were headed. She said "I need some more wine, come with me I'll fix you something to drink." We headed into her house and I wondered how many glasses she had already had.

She refilled her glass and made me a drink. We made a little more small talk, then she reached behind her head, pulled the string, and took off her top. I had seen her big boobs in bikini's and low cut dresses before, but I had never seen them naked. They were big, round, and firm with half dollar sized areolas and long nipples. Whoever enlarged them did a great job. I stared at them with my mouth open for a second and came to my senses enough to ask "what about Mike?". She said "I just want to get a little even with him. He's cheated on me so many times this is just a drop in the bucket" and she moved over and kissed me and put my hand on her boob.

I knew she was right he deserved any payback she could give him. She wasn't going to tell him but inside she would have a little revenge. I kissed her back and started squeezing her tits and moved my ass around to her ass and pressed her into me. She reached down and started rubbing my stiff cock then moved her hand inside. We kissed for awhile then she took me by the hand and led me into their spare bedroom. She was still slick from the suntan oil so she laid an old comforter on the bed and pulled me on top of her.

We kissed and squeezed for awhile and she pulled my shorts down then her bikini bottoms. Her pussy was shaved except for a small patch of hair right above. She started stroking my cock and said "youre a lot bigger than Mike". I didn't think it was that big, but I was glad she thought so of course. She took me in her mouth and started slowly taking me deep. I was rubbing her pussy and she was already a little wet, it didnt take long until I could easily glide my finger in and out of her. After spending time on those full tits I worked my way down to her pussy and started teasing her.

She was moaning and moving around, she pulled me on top of her and put my cock inside her. I thought one last time should I really do this as she reached around grabbed my ass and pushed me fully inside her. I started pumping her hard while I kissed her. She grabbed a tit and fed it up to my mouth to suck on, she started moaning as I did.

It was about that time I remembered, for whatever reason one time, Mike had told me she loved doggy style. I don't know if he was bragging or why he would tell me, but I pulled out and flipped her over and pulled her up on all fours. She took the hint and was waving her cute oiled up ass in the ..(continue confession)

I Got My Ex Pregnant

Roughly a year ago, I was on a business trip near where my ex of 4 years from higschool and college currently lives. We have both since married others. I decided to shoot her a message saying I was in the area and we decided to catch up. We each had more than a few margaritas and were talking about the old days like they were last week. We were both eachothers first back over the summer between highschool and college.

She was going to drive home but I offered to get her an uber as neither of us were in a state to drive at all. She said she would call her husband and say she was staying at the friends she said she was meeting. I knew where things may lead at this point, and that if i didn't turn her down here, it would probably happen. We had just said we were going to get more drinks at the hotel bar and then she would actually head to her friends house.

My memory was hazy when we got to the hotel bar, but after a couple shots there my memory cut out. I woke up the next morning thinking about how vivid my dream felt of fucking and cumming in my ex, and then cleaning her up in the shower and cumming in her again. I opened my eyes and she was laying right next to me, naked and passed out. We agreed to never tell anyone about this, and havnt spoken since.

The reason I just thought of this is because I rarely ever check Facebook, but today I did and saw that she has a 3 month old. I think there is probably a solid chance that I am the father of that baby.

All The Girls Are Belong To Us

Back in the late 80's, a buddy and I hooked up with these sisters who were in high school with us. normal type stuff except that we were also hooking up with thier mom. messed up family of vulnerable girls. At the time, we were just horny teenagers and hell, thought it was damn cool. but looking back from time to time, we were jerks. The sisters go all twisted out of shape when they found out they were being played by us. I don't know if they ever found out about us and their mom.
Recently on social media, the girls posted pictures of their mom turning 70. Broight back a mix if guilty and pleasureable memories.

I Cheated

My husband and I have lived in the same apartment building for 17 years since before we were married. The other tenants seem to just come and go, we rarely get to know any of them beyond just saying hi. A young guy in his mid-twenties moved in a year and a half ago. Right off the bat he had girls over all the time. Young good looking girls, they'd have really loud sex and my husband and I would laugh when they climaxed they were almost always so loud. WE would joke about how great the guy was at sex and my husband liked seeing the pretty girls all the time.

I met the guy, he was friendly in the hall. Started seeing him a lot, he seemed very nice and was polite and respectful then later I'd hear him fucking some girl and wonder what it was that made the girls scream like they did.

He started complementing me here and there, and one night he and a girl helped carry in my groceries. The girl, who was beautiful, make a joke saying the guy was hoping to have me over. He laughed and said "yes it would be nice to be with a beautiful woman" and they both laughed and she squeezed my arm.

Later, I listened and got myself off while they fucked.

A few weeks later, he came to my door and asked to talk. He said he'd been thinking about me a lot and if I ever wanted to just knock on his door. He said that he got the feeling I wanted a little passion and he wanted to make love to me.

A month later, after a lot of thought and worry and back and forth, I knocked on his door. The idea was to tell him I had thought about it and wanted him to know I was flattered but that I couldn't. Instead, we were kissing and touching each other in seconds. His hands and mouth were all over me making me so hot I wanted him in me, wanted to feel what those other girls felt.

I found out why the screamed the way they do. His cock is beautiful, perfect. It's the perfect size and he uses it like no one else. He spends so much time getting you close to cumming then slides that perfect dick in and slowly pleasures you that by the time he's ready to fuck for real you're both so close that his fast hard fucking style makes you cum harder than you can imagine. I was no different, I screamed when I came and so did he. The best fuck of my life nothing else has been close.

I've fucked him many times since it's always prefect. He's no threat to my marriage, he simply fucks me when he wants sex and I'm available. And I love the physical part of it with him that I'm more at risk of damaging my marriage over it than he is. He has lived up to his word, he has been discreet. The pretty girl who joked with me about me fucking him has made similar jokes since. She has no idea we've been fucking.

I feel guilty and figure to end this at some point but for now, I'm a 42 year-old wife entering middle age having the sex of my life and I don't really want to stop.

Storage Room Sex

I work at a fairly close Dollar Store. Been their for over a year now. I work mainly the night shift at the register or if no one is around I do stock. It's me and the assistant manager mostly during these night shifts. She is a older woman, divorced, maybe late 50s or early 60s. She is a nice enough lady and her and I got pretty friendly over the time.

About a month ago, just before New Years, I mentioned to her I was going to a small party and I was hoping I was gonna hook up with a girl I've been talking to. She says, "Sounds like a lucky girl." I ask why and she continues "Well it's been such a long time since I've been with anyone. I would be nice if I could get with someone." I reply "You just got to put yourself out there. It's hard for everyone" She later walks away and a few minutes later I get a radio call to go into the stock room. No one was in the store at the time so I felt comfortable leaving the register. I walk into the stock room and I hear her voice asking me to come over on the far end of the room. When I turned the corner there she was with her work top unbuttoned and her bra on the boxes. I asked what this was all about and she goes, "You said I should put myself out there. So I did" I was already getting hard so now I'm just thinking with my dick. She gets on her knees and undoes my pants taking out my dick and blowing me. I soon bend her over some boxes and started fucking her. It was pretty damn good.

We've only done it 1 other time since but if our boss ever found out he'd have our heads for sure!

Work Wife #1 - Pt 2

...continued from Pt 1

Here we were, two early 30s people in good shape with spouses who never touched us. We were like sex starved teenagers, we couldn't get enough of each other. We couldn't do it in the office and we had to keep our closed office door encounters limited so we didn't raise suspicions. So we kept it to occasional make out and grope sessions.

She would wear skirts for easy access. She loved it when I would rub her 5'10 long legs and firm ass and that hot wet pussy over her pantyhose. She had a tight athletic body from years of yoga. What a waste that no one had been hitting that all these years.

Our first chance together again, her hubby was going out of town on a business trip. We met up at a nearby mall, she picked me up and we drove to her house. I ducked down in the car as she pulled into the garage in case any nosy neighbors were around and we were safe inside.

She immediately stripped down to a tiny sexy bra that could barely hold her tits and a high cut thong, the kind they wore back in the 80s. We immediately started deep tongue kissing and she led me upstairs to a bedroom. We were all over each other, touching every spot. Her pussy was already dripping wet and she moaned as I fingered her and started bucking up against my hand.

I started sucking her big firm tits working my way down to that sweet hairy pussy. She didn't shave because there had never been a reason to, hubby never licked her and they rarely had any sex at all. All that pent up lust and passion was coming out with someone.

Once I started licking her she went crazy, moaning loud, telling me to lick that pussy. She grabbed my head with both hands and started grinding my face, I had her wetness all over me. We kept at it for 15 minutes getting more intense by the second, she was grinding so hard it was making my jaw hurt but there was no way I was stopping.

She started bucking hard, her hips moving us both up and her knees locked around my head and held me there. She had my ears completely covered and all I could hear was "ooooohhhh fuuuuuuuuucccckkkkk". I thought she was literally going to snap my neck she was clinched so tight around me.

Finally she relaxed and we laid there catching our breath. She said "that's never happened before". I said "no one's ever licked you like that?" She said "no that's the first time I've ever had an orgasm." Wow. So I'm sort of a giver type person, I enjoy making whoever I am with feel really good and I think if I do, they will do the same for me.

I was right, she climbed on top of me and took me deep in her mouth sucking long and slow strokes. She told me she loved tasting my precum, it was pouring out of me. After she got me fully hard she mounted me and started riding hard, big tits jiggling up and down. I was so turned on by her licking orgasm that it only took a few minutes and I started shooting a big load in her drenched pussy.

We laid there a few minutes in each others arms snuggling. We knew we had no intentions of changing each others lives, but it was sure nice to let loose and give someone who appreciated it all of our sex for once. I never would have pictured her as being a wildcat in bed like this, but I'm convinced people can bring things out of others that even their spouses can't, especially in bed in the right situation.

I don't like to make these too long, so I'll end here for today. There's a couple of more encounters I can describe with her and the rest of the story if you want to hear....

Dad Got Carried Away

I had always considered my dad a pretty normal dude.
He was just a very average stereotypical dad.

My family likes to wrestle.
Not like the actual sport with real moves but just horsing around.

Me and my siblings would get into some pretty wild knock down drag out full contact wrestling matches that usually ended with someone getting hurt but no one got in trouble because we were all agreeing to it.
I went to the ER once with a dislocated arm lol.

My parents would sometimes play fight with us too. Usually in a very joking light contact manner.

But one night, I was maybe 16, I went into my parents room to borrow something. The rest of my family was out in the living room.
My dad was in the room with me and he initiated a little play fight. Not unusual so I play fought back.

It got a bit more heated and I had to actually start wrestling for real. I remember thinking, oh he finally thinks I'm old enough to not hold back.
He gets me in a bit of a bear hug facing away from him and he pushes me forward down on the bed. With his whole weight on me I tried to wiggle out of it.
I'm giggling and struggling. I still thinking this is play until I felt his hard cock pressed against my ass.

I remember just kind of freezing up.
I didn't know how to react.

He then starts to bounce on me. Like his whole weight. It was pressing the air out of me and making me grunt.

He then shift his arms that had been holding me to my chest.
He groped at my tits through my shirt.
He kind of stops the full body bouncing to just pressing against me really hard with his hips.

I could feel the heat of his cock through his sweatpants and my pajama pants.
He squeezed my tits so hard they hurt and I heard him grunt.

He then slowly let's go of my chest and stands up. I get up too. I'm so confused about what just happened. Did what I think just happen happen?

He kind of laughs and starts joking with me. He plays it off like nothing happened and kind of herds me out of the room. As I left he was opening the dresser drawer with his other sweatpants in them.

He never did anything after that and I never said anything (until now).

Work Wife #1 - Pt 1

A little background... Married, kids, hot wife with big tits and great body that could care less about sex, we stay together for the kids. I had a manager job at a medium sized company, even though I didn't want them they put two employees under me. One a chunky nerdy dude who tried hard but was very sloppy and a 5'10 plain brunette with weird phobias.

They were always bickering, the sloppy guy I felt sorry for because he did try hard, but she was just anal about a lot of stuff. She was married to an even bigger nerd, think Sheldon but not as smart. Maybe she took it out on him because of her hubby. She was fairly high maintenence but I had to do my job so I tolerated them.

One day she came in and was all flustered and told me that "Josh" had sexually harassed her. This was before the metoo stuff, so it wasnt common and a pretty serious claim. She knew it so of course I called "Josh" into my office and told him she accused him. He was another dorky kind of guy, probably horny looking for some, but I found it hard to believe he'd be that stupid. We talked for a long time and the gist of it was he was making smalltalk with her asking her about her weekend plans and (it sounded like) she took it wrong.

I wasn't going to jepordize his career over that so I told him just dont talk to her. I went back and talked to her in private and told her I addressed it and he wouldn't bother her anymore. She got this kind of twinkly look in her eyes and thanked me profusely for standing up for her and taking her side.

Flash forward 3 or 4 months, we are in her office that had a door. We were talking about some company security stuff and she starts rubbing my leg with her foot, I couldn't believe it. Here she was complaining about some guy and she's initiating something. She moved in closer to kiss me and we made out in her office for 15-20 minutes. I reached under her skirt and rubbed her pantyhosed ass. I went down to her pussy over her pantyhose and could feel it was hot and wet she was. We couldn't do anything in the office so we stopped and I went back to my office with a aching cock.

We kissed a few more times in her office but nothing more than rubbing happened. Then one holiday weekend we had to do some legitimate work just her and I off site at a normally unused company office where we stored stuff. She wore loose shorts and a tight tshirt. After we got done with work she immediately started kissing me and rubbing my cock. She took it out and started sucking it down while we were both stripping off our clothes. We didn't have a lot of time so I licked her hairy pussy for a few minutes, she was moaning and soaking wet, she'had never been licked before. Then I jumped on top of her and fucked her hard and fast.

She had nice sized D cup fake tits. I'm not a fake tits fan but they were jiggling all over the place and looked damn hot. She was moaning and telling me to fuck her hard, her husband never fucks her like this, your cock is so big, etc. like a real slut, I was surprised. I didn't last long and flooding her with cum. One of those ones where you cum so good and hard that your balls hurt. I pulled out and cum came pouring out of her. She cleaned up with a towel she brought, then we went our separate ways.

The next work day she came in and said "After I left I went shopping and ran into (a co worker guy). While we were talking your cum started running down my leg out of my shorts. I was terrified he would see it." Lol.

There's more about her, let me know if you are interested in hearing...

Just A Middle Class Girl

My father is an MD and my mother is a nurse, they met while my dad was in residency. They are pillars of our church. My mother was an easy girl, as a nurse she was willing to fuck any resident to get married. My dad liked hot girls, he fucked any nurse who couldn't get away. They deserve each other.

I have three sisters and a brother. My mom paid back by being productive. My dad fucked his nurse receptionist. He fucked her in our house with my mother there. Just in case she got ideas, my dad had another one in the chamber, legs spread and ready to fuck. My mom loaded up on kids to make it real expensive for my dad to leave. He fucked his nurse anyway.

As kids, we were pretty wild. The girls all lost their virginities by the eighth grade, the boy lost his cherry to the woman next door. We were all on birth control in the sixth grade, to manage our periods. Church on Sunday, but Saturday night they had parties where hands were down blouses or up the ladies' dresses. If a lady wanted to talk to a man she sat on his lap and acted surprised when something tickled her fanny.

We are all out of college, my dad fucks his nurse, my mom sucks his cock, he is a Deacon now in the church, he has a full frontal nude picture on his phone of my mom and his nurse when they had sex together.

Do you wonder why I ran off with my guy to live in back country Wyoming and raise my litter?

Party Gone Crazy

This happened about 15 years ago in my late university years.

I was at a house party. I knew only few people there. As the time progressed and after few drinks I hook up with a guy that was nice and was interesting to talk with, we somehow matched and later after some more drinks we ended up in a free room. I was already drunk enough and was getting dizzy. We quickly took clothes off, he was groping my ass and boobs squeezing hard on my nipples. I was touching his cock, kissing etc, he fingered me a bit and at some point dropped me on my back on the bed, I guess he decided I'm wet enough. I spread my legs anticipating what he wanted to do and he leaned on top. He was gentle entering inside me with slow pace, he was average size, luckily not a small one. We were heating up enjoying what we did when the door opened, the light in the room was dimmed, I saw only a figure in door frame that stood there for a moment and the door closed. I thought whoever opened the door realized what was going on inside and just closed the door. A moment later I felt something poking my cheek, opened my eyes and surprised saw a half hard dick, it was another guy, the one on top seemed fine with it as he was not stopping or complaining. For a moment I just looked at it and then he poked it again, I though ok first time threesome and opened my mouth. He put it in and started growing as he fucked my mouth. This one was bigger. The guy on top stopped and got up, the other wan was still with clothes on, quickly undressed and took his place, raw. Few minutes passed and he was pumping hard, I though where my guy. Then he pulled out and turned me on my fours and rammed me from behind. He was hitting my cheeks balls deep. Then a hand turned my head to the side and stick a dick in my mouth, another hand took mine and placed a dick in my palm, then I knew this is more than two. All this continued carousel like, one in my mouth one in my pussy, hands. At a moment there were at least four guys. My ass also got fucked and two of them tried double penetration with very small success they could not get to synchronize their movements. I don't remember how long this continued. I woke up noonish time, hangover, naked, sore, covered in dry man juice, and alone. There was only one used condom on the floor, all just came inside or on me. I found all my clothes except the panties. I tried to clean myself with what was available. I had to go pantiless, leaking all the way to home. The next day I did the only reasonable thing to do, tested for STDs and took after pill.