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Blind Date

I just met my birth dad six months ago. We have been spending alot of time together. He is everything you would want in a dad. My mom was the one who destroyed that relationship.
I have been finding him attractive in a rugged kinda way.
I went online found a blind date swipped on a handsome older man hopping to get tgis sick father daughter fantasy out of my head.
I met up with the man and to my horror it was Bret my dad. So we hung out had some take out.
We ended up back at his house. It felt odd cause im wearing a mini skirt low cut top and high heels i mean i look like a teen girl trying to have slutty daddy issues.
We put on a movie and there is a odd tention.
I dont know how the first move was made. All i know was Bret said come sit on daddy's lap. Before i know my legs are open and he is playing with my pussy. It started ten at night but he used my body perfectly fucking me in his bed i asked if i was better then mom and he came in my pussy i loved that. I called him dad while he fucked me we made love longer then we fucked. I stayed at his house thst day as well riding him looking into his eyes.
Every day for a week after we had sex a lot of sex.
Now im frsaking out and have ignored him for two days im in love with sex with fucking my dad its weird some fucked up attraction but i love the sex knowing its wrong

Risky Fun

I have become addicted to masturbating with people in the room or where I could be caught. My favorite is to sit in my living room under a blanket when my roommate is home or has people over I pull my shirt and bra down so my tits are out and push my shorts and panties to the side and play with myself while talking and interacting with people. It makes me so wet knowing I'm just the slip of the blanket or a slightly too aggressive move of my hand away from being exposed. The more people the more turned on I get. But today I have an extra exciting thrill my roommate and his friend are currently in the kitchen they cant see me from where they are so im on the couch with my tits out fingering my wet pussy every time one walks in I quickly cover up with my blanket ive been edging for about an hour but were planning on watching a movie once they finish what they're doing and I want to wait to cum until they're in the room. The thrill of almost being caught is so nice but I really want to let them catch me in hopes they both join in and fuck me.

She Just Fell In My Lap

Two years ago these two lesbians moved in next door, the older one mid forties, the younger one early thirties. They kept to themselves. Then one evening around nine the younger one rings my doorbell, she is nursing a black eye and a bloody nose. I took her into the kitchen and got her nosebleed under control, and checked her orbit around her eye. My initial feelings were to take her down and get an x-ray.

In the car she admitted her 'partner' hit her, several times. A longstanding issue between them. The more she talked it sounded like she went through a lot until it exploded. The ER confirmed a blowout fracture. I took her home, my home, gave her the pain meds, and put her to bed.

That was in April, she lives here, works for a company from home, she picks up after herself, snuggles up with me when she's cold, doesn't care if she gets my motor running and I get on her. She won't, doesn't want to leave, so I have her here. If I wasn't a grandpa I'd be on her, but 30 years is a big gap to reconcile. She makes me happy so I'm not in a hurry to help her move on. Sure feels good when she snuggles up.

Sometimes Husband Needs A Slut

Over the weekend we celebrated hubby's 40th birthday - I love him dearly and he's the only man I've ever had. By day, I'm pretty vanilla and I wanted to really spice things up. I remembered a time when we were in our 20s when he fucked me drunk and wanted to recreate that a little bit, with a bit more experience than we had back then.

We had a nice picnic dinner in a park near where we live - I wore a black dress, thigh high leggings, and shoes, had him dress up a bit as well. We ate, sipped wine, slow danced to our car stereo, and watched the stars. It wasn't ideal, but it was just us and we had fun just like when we were teenagers.

I made it a point to drink way too much so that he practically had to carry me back to our car. I was all over him as he drove us home, at one point taking off my black panties and pressing them into his face. I pressed my face to his crotch and tried to bite his cock through his pants I shamelessly masturbated as he drove down the interstate and even managed an orgasm via the small vibe I keep in my purse.

By the time we got home, my panties were around his neck and a nice wet spot had formed on his pants. He guided me inside, where I went off to the bedroom and told me to come find me. I slipped out of my dress and shoes, only my black thigh high leggings still on, and flopped onto the bed face first. He was behind me, kissing, rubbing my neck and hairline, positioning me. I knew what he was going to do.

I told him at that point to cum anywhere he wanted and I heard the audible gasp from him. I don't let him cum on my face or in my mouth so this was a treat. I lazily sucked him - really he fucked my mouth for a few minutes - and he was in my sloppy drunk pussy and giving it to me.

I gave him the best show of his life - moaning, whimpering, begging, talking like a dirty slut about how much I loved his cock and wanted his cum. He did not disappoint, first cumming in my pussy hard and pulling out so I leaked on our bed. He sat down beside me, I was still spread out, hair in my face, arms wide, still pretty tipsy. I asked him if he wanted more and he responded by pulling a handful of hair and kissing me hard. Then he was in me again.

He finished the second time by cumming all over my neck and hair - he was trying for my face and didn't make it. And a third time all over my ass and leggings. I knew he could go twice every now and then, three times was a surprise. And then he got his phone and took pictures, another thing I don't usually let him do. There was cum everywhere, I could smell it and feel it on me and in me, cooling and becoming sticky.

And then he turned back into my sweetie, bringing me a washcloth that he warmed in our sink and cleaning me up. Then he took me to the shower, where he held me while we scrubbed some of that stubborn stuff off me. Not a sexy shower at all, but it was good.

He changed our sheets, got me some water, and we went to bed. He kissed my forehead and I slept in his arms like the good little girl he married. I am a good girl - sometimes he needs a slut.

My First Time Was In A Threesome

it was all pretty dreadful and I swear I normally lie whenever I tell people about my first time, never the full story and you'll understand why. Years ago when I was like still in the 7th grade I was dating this one boy who was two older than me. Cute, more mature than my peers, funny... He wasn't my first boyfriend, but he was the first I started to experiment with. After dating for some months, we both wanted to explore but I was more nervous to do anything more than sext or revealing.

Well, I remember one of the times after school my mom didn't mind, I just walked with him to his house to hang out. We've done this a few times, and it was also one of the rare moments we could get away with stuff. This time though, rather than just making out on the couch, we started to take things a step farther with us groping and my shirt came off.

Nothing though kills the mood quicker than realizing not only was his dad still home, but our commotion woke him up and here he is like he's about to give us a lecture after being caught in the act. Instead? While I sheepishly tried to cover myself, he just sort of waved it off saying stuff like he use to sneak around his parents backs as a kid too.

The awkward part wasn't him hanging out in the living room with us after being caught, or even giving me and his son our first alcohol like he's a man now while he turned on the tv, no the awkward part came when he started asking questions.

Alot of it felt like a haze, like alot was going on and after a while I was tipsy enough. Just, sitting there, after some moment my bf started rubbing up on me like we did originally, and well, after working me up we just started making out again. And before long he was feeling me up by my thigh, but then I felt his dad's hand doing the same and I just kind of forgot so I didn't stop any of it.

Yes yes yes I know I should have before anything went further but idk what was with me at the time okay.

It was wierd. Not just because here I am with my bf in front of his dad, but here is his dad trying to teach his son some moves, or just the fact here I am with a guy more than twice my age hands down my pants or tossing my bra off. And after some persistence, whatever I did to my bf or vice versa I did to him... kissing, groping, handjob, blowjob... Eventually I just tried to tune things out when I was just focusing on my bf. I didn't know what else to do

I'm still mad at myself and at him for this, but on the couch I was blowing my bf off while he was off messing with behind me, till he just sort of stopped then I felt him rubbing between again before well, I lost my cherry, and he just kept going at it and I wanted it all to end. Even when it was my bf I was over it. And when they were all done I pretty much went home and cried.

Following weeks I hated going over to his place. It wasn't the memory or even a grudge, but his dad was such a creep about it now making small comments or seeing if he could make a move, but just no. All the while the relationship started to fall apart for alot of reasons and I broke up with him. It sucked that people around the school figured out we had sex and a few mean rumors flied around but there was always some other drama for people to latch on to.

I didn't date again until I was well into high school, which was something I really needed. And sure I did have some bad breakups since then but really nothing digs as deep as that one.

Got Rougher Then I Planned

When I was 17 for a week straight, I would go out to my stepdads workshop and give him a blowjob. I sucked his cock and let him assault my mouth until he came down my throat. Each time I swallowed like a good girl and left. On the very last day, I guess it was too much for him cause he grabbed me and bent me over his work table. I had on these really tiny shorts that gave no resistance when he pulled them down. Faster than I could react, he shoved his fat cock in me and pounded my pussy with so much force. You could feel the frustration in his strokes and hear his lust in every breath. I’ll never forget how he reached under my spaghetti strap crop top and cupped my tits. He pinched my nipples so hard that they started to burn. It didn’t hurt but from the pleasure and pain mixed, it sent tingles through my body. I was moaning and panting hoping it would last forever. I’ve never had any guy fuck me so aggressively or go as deep. He had to have been fucking me for at least 15 minutes before he release my tits and started pulling my hair. Another 5 minutes had passed when I felt his cock swell up and go even deeper. He blew an enormous load that instantly filled any extra space that may have been left. When he finished, we both put our clothes back on and I walked back Into the house. I walked past my mom with her husband’s cum leaking out of me and soaking the crotch of my shorts. It’s been 2 years and we still haven’t said anything about what happened.

Moisturizer

When I was in maybe the seventh grade I was going through an old box of pictures and came across a stack still in the envelope from the developer. I opened it to find pictures of my mom, very pregnant, and totally nude. The sight of her large sagging tits, swollen saucer sized aeriolas, long protruding nipples and thick bush made me hard as Ive ever been.

I didn’t really have access to porn at that age so I took one each duplicate and hid them my room. I jerked off to them often.

One day I came home to find she had cleaned my room, and the nude pics were sitting on the dresser. She had found them under my mattress! I was horrified and so embarrassed. I thought she would be mad and disgusted. I tried to come up with excuses in my head but it was obvious from the discolored spots that I been using them to cum to.

When she confronted me she was actually super cool about it. She was like where did you get these, and told me it was natural, maybe made a Freud joke. Not only was I relieved, but the fact she let me keep them basically said she was ok with it.

A couple weeks later I went into her bedroom to ask for money or something. When I came around the corner she was standing there totally naked brushing her wet hair, having just come out of the shower. I immediately looked away and said something awkwardly. She just kept brushing her hair as if it was no big deal.

My back is so dry. She said. Could you lotion it for me, I cant reach.

I nervously put some lotion on my hands and started to rub it on the middle of her back. She turned around and looked at me to find my erection sticking up beneath my thin basketball shorts. She chuckled and touched it. Someones excited, she said playfully.

My heart was racing. I was so conditioned to be turned on her tits and seeing them up close was thrilling. To my absolute shock she got down on her knees in front of me and pulled my cock out. This will be our secret, she said.

She started jerking it as I stared dumbfounded by her big tits. It took all of 60 seconds for me to cum. My duck swelled up and I gasped. She pointed my pulsing boner at her chest and I blasted all over her tits. Goood booyyy, she said with a grin.

She then proceeded to rub my hot load all over her floppy tits. Thats my favorite kind of moisturizer! She said.

We never spoke about that moment and ive never told anyone about it, but to this day I still jerk off to the memory.

Making Lemonade Out Of Lemons

As a freshman in college I got knocked up my first semester. He had another freshman girl pregnant from summer school.

She took me in, when her daughter was born I babysat for her while she went to school. When my daughter was born we scheduled classes so we sat for each other. We finished in four and half years. We moved after college, raising our daughters together. The girls are now 16, sisters from another mother.

Daddy buzzes around, he pays child support and steps up for the girls. His wife has welcomed them on visitation, and summer holidays.

We don't need a husband around, our little family is all we need.

Secret Intimate Relationship With My 3rd Cousin And Her Daughter

My 3rd cousin and I have been in a intimate relationship for 30+years! And I've been secretly dating her oldest daughter off and on for 4 years. Well the story begins when we were kids.My 3rd cousin (mandy) and I grew up together we were hardly ever apart from one another, It all started when we hit our teens and HBO late night! Late one night we were laying on the floor watching an after dark movie and when a sex scene was on, we would look away and start tickling each other, well the tickling stopped. As we gradually worked our way to cuddling which led to kissing and making out. We'd make out for hours on end that's when our hands became uncontrollable they went from hugging and holding hands to touching and feeling. With our hearts beating 100mph our bodies trembling with excitement and curiosity , we were ready for the next level of our intimacy!! On the 4th of July (1984)when everyone was lighting fireworks we sneaked away from the festivities and found one of the sheds in the backyard with a mattress.As we trembled with ecstasy we didn't hesitate for a second and took our clothes off and laid down on the bed our shaking bodies pressed against each other we had sex (we were both virgins) those few minutes of sex ! Are and will always be the greatest sexual experience of our life. We practiced (had sex)alot even though it would last a few minutes! We would practice having sex up to 6-7 times a day and even more when no one was home. We would watch american triple ecstasy , we would try what the porn stars were doing in the movies. The sex we were having was sublime!we continued everyday all summer long and when school started we tried to have sex at least a couple times during the week and as much as we could on the weekends. As the years went by and Mandy's bodie started filling out and getting curves and larger breasts every year.we both decided to date other people but continue our intimate relationship this way no one would start suspecting anything. Even though we were both in relationships with other people we were still having sex at least 4-5 a week, sometimes they were quickies but it was still some Hot Sex! I graduated from high school and moved out of town for college and I would come home every so often or Mandy would go visit me and we continued having great sex. Mandy and her boyfriend were getting in a serious relationship, she got pregnant her senior year of high school and they eventually married. We didn't see each other as much as we use to. but even married she would go visit me for a weekend and we would have sex! And still after 30+ years were still in our intimate relationship and still having wonderful sex and we get down!! Now for the next part of the story!!Sandra my 4th cousin our relationship started out after her divorce, she married when she was in her early 20s.Sandra doesn't know that her mom and I have been in a sexual intimate relationship and mandy doesn't know about me and Sandra's dating. Any way it all started after her divorce she was sad and on the verge of depression so I called her one day and told her let's go to the mountains on a hike. She needed to get out and forget about the world for a few hours,so she would come by or call me to go out on a at "one with the world" escapade, We would take the grill and beer and just relax and forget about all the worries. After about a year and a half of hiking, fishing outdoors fun, Sandra asked me if I would like to go camping for a few days, so I said sure let's do it! So we made our plans and asked if any body wants to go camping? They either had made plans or had to work.So it was just me and Sandra! We loaded up the truck with our camping gear, food,grill and headed out to the mountains we found a spot close to the river,we set up camp popped open some beers and played in the river, that evening we had made dinner and Sandra went in the tent and brought out a bottle of tequila and said let's have some shots and if this bottle runs out I have 2 more in the tent, so we sat around the campfire drinking beer and tequila shots! After almost finishing the first bottle and drinking beer. I was feeling good and Sandra was pretty tipsy. We talked and Sandra said she has been wanting to talk with me about being there for her when she had nothing but worries and pain from her divorce. Then she said she has a confession. So I said what is it? With a nervous crackle in her voice she told me repeatedly" I hope this doesn't freak you out or anger you" I said well confess! She pulled up her chair in front of me her eyes filling with tears , she began to cry and she said that the time that we have been spending together, she developed feelings for me! I told her it did make us closer. I thought nothing of it and then she said with a trembling voice trying not to cry She looked me in the eyes and straight out told me "I have fallen in love with you and I can't keep these feelings bottled up inside me anymore!! I was speechless I didn't know what to say! and in the back of my mind I'm thinking what if she told her mom that she has fallen for me! I honestly felt Ill to My stomach and felt like shitting st the same time!! I got up to give her a hug and console her and she asked me to please not to tell her mom, I heard that and I had a sigh of relief!! I sat with her and we talked for hours taking tequila shots, so right before we were going to get in the tent for bed, she pushed me over on my chair and landed on top of me and said she will not let me get up and go to bed until she gets a kiss!: I gave in after a few minutes and gave her a Peck on the lips and told her let's get you to bed you had a few tequila shots to many,we went to bed and both passed out. When I woke up she was laying next to me just staring at me! With the same look in her eyes when she told me she had fallen in love with me! She said that she has a plan and if I wanted to here it? She said it'll work out and we will be descreet and keep it a secret between only myself and Sandra, I explained to her that I need to think about this very seriously! She agreed and laid on me and asked me if I could give her a good morning kisses? She said that she would understand if I didn't feel comfortable kissing. After a few minutes of silence I rolled her off my chest and as soon I did that I gave her a Peck and then I gave her the good morning kiss she had been longing for. That night we turned in early and we made love, it was passionate love making kissing her body from head to toe. We still go out to the wilderness to camp or go hiking and fishing but now we include making love as part of our wilderness at one with the world escapade

My Sister In Law

My sister in law is a gigantic flirt and likes to tease especially after drinking too much. She’s smoking hot with an outrageous body. 5’5” with long blonde hair.
Strong genes run in the family because my wife is smoking hot too.
About 4 years ago my in-laws, my wife and I, her sister and husband, their brother and his wife all went to Vegas to see David Copperfield. We all stayed at MGM.
The night before the show we were all out. I couldn’t stop staring at my sister in laws ass all night in her tight jeans. She’s always been an obvious flirt and everyone just laughs it off.
The next night before Copperfield we were all drinking together in my (and my wife’s) room getting primed for the show.
Her husband went down to grab some sandwiches before the show and I went back to their room to grab a fresh beer. While there, suddenly someone knocked on the door and came in. It was my sister in law. She was kind of drunk and said she was there to get the bottle of champagne from the cooler.
Keep in mind everyone is one door down the hall. She was wearing a tank top and low cut jeans. Man.
I joked about her being “just in time.” She looked at me and laughed saying “I’m just grabbing the bottle, but I’ll suck your dick!” I could absolutely not believe it and started shaking.
All those years of tension over her just made me go for it. I pulled out my dick and she started sucking. We moved over to a chair and she really went for it. I was in ecstasy!
When I was close I tried to warn her but I couldn’t even get the words out. My dick was so hard and I came so much that I almost passed out! My God!
She started swallowing my cum and just as I was finishing a second load shot out. It was like my life force was being drained out and made my balls fucking hurt as she just kept sucking.
She could barely handle how much cum I shot down her throat and was taking big huge gulps which made me lose my mind. I’m telling you I had tears in my eyes!
I was laying back completely lost and out of it and she was panting, wiping her face with her hands when the phone rang. I freaked out and ran into the bathroom and heard her talking, on the phone. We both ended up walking back to meet everyone to head down to the casino and go to the show. Her mother said, “What happened to you two??” It was awkward and I don’t remember exactly what was said but it was soon forgotten when we hit the casino floor. I saw her husband talking to her off to the side and was sweating that her breath smelled like cum.
I know they all thought something because I had to have looked strange and her chest was flushed red. It was pretty quiet in the elevator.
My God what an insane night. A few months afterward I brought it up to her at a party and she just smiled and walked away. She’s blown me since then and told me her husband is ok with her “sucking guys off” and that she blows his friends “all the time.” Absolutely a true story I had to get off my chest.