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Hello!

Hello everyone! I’m Meghan. I’m 5’2”, 140lbs, with blond hair, blue eyes, and C cup breasts. I prefer men 40+, bonus if you’ve gone gray or have the salt and pepper thing going on. RAWR! I haven’t had a serious bf to speak of, just a couple flings that, although fun, sadly didn’t end up as more than just a couple nights in a hotel room and bjs from the passenger seat. I think I’m pretty cute, I don’t know.

I have a small collection of sexy lingeries and fun outfits. I like toys, especially the ones to use on men like fleshlights. I just enjoy the look of pleasure on a man’s face when you’re servicing him, or that gleam in their eye when they look at you knowing you’ll let them do whatever they want to you. I also really like when they finish on my face. I know men like seeing their seed covering the smiling face of their latest conquest, like marking their territory.

I know I seem kinda slutty, and I kinda am. I own it bc it’s only in private. Take me to a party or bbq or something and I’m all prim and proper, maybe drop a couple innuendos to you but you wouldn’t know how damp my panties were, but get me alone somewhere or in the car to leave and you’re getting your rod polished with my tongue. I’m a very physical person and love showing my affection physically.

I hope you all have a great day!

Meghan’s Almost Dream Trip

Hey fellas,

This one is for Joedaman, since he asked.

About a year ago I was doing the college tour thing with my mom. It was only 3 but one was out of state, so we stayed in a few hotels and motels. One was kind of nicer than the others, having an indoor pool, hot tub, and sauna, all accessed in a separate kind of wing you needed your room key to gain entry to. All of our stuff with the college took a while and it was a little after 9 when we got back. My mom was exhausted and passed out but I wanted to relax in the hot tub a bit so I put on my bikini and some sweats over it and headed down. I was alone at first, so I grabbed a towel, undressed to my bikini, and stepped into the hot tub.

Maybe 5 minutes later this guy walked in. He was tall, fit, with more gray hair than black. I would guess he was late 50s, early 60s. I was mesmerized because he was kinda my type. He stepped by the hot tub and sais something like “I was hoping to get a nice soak in but I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.” I quickly told him it was fine, I’d appreciate the company.

He removed his shirt and climbed in. If I was at the 9 o’clock position, he was at 12 o’clock. He rested his head back with the towel rolled up under his head and closed his eyes. We chit chatted bout whatever, why we were traveling, little stuff. I stared at his chest, at the wet gray hairs matted on it. I fantasized flicking his nipple with my tongue, gently biting it. I wanted to slide over and slip my hand into his swim shirts.

After about 15 minutes he said he was going to sit in the sauna for a few minutes. I said that sounded nice and followed him. We continued talking p. He asked bout boyfriends. Told him I had none, that I tend to lean towards older guys. He chuckled and we continued small talking until he excused himself to go to bed. I decided to go to, and took the elevator with him. His floor was before mine and when it stopped he said good night and left. I was hoping he’d invite me to his room or something. I felt like I made it obvious
I was interested in him making a move, but I probably wasn’t his type, I guess.

I would have loved for that to have happened and sometimes when I’m taking care of myself I think of that night and if it went the way I wish it did.

Meghan"s Mystery Man

Hey fellas,

Last October, my friend's parents had a bonfire party thing at their farmhouse and, of course, I was invited. There were like 30 or 40 people there. It was like a Sunday bbq but on a saturday night and with smores and hotdogs. I had been there a couple hours and got up from the bonfire to go use the restroom inside. After, I was passing through the kitchen to head back to the bonfire when I started chatting with this guy. He was older, but not crazy old, probably his mid-to-late 30s. Very handsome, with some scruff going on. He flirted a little, I was was receptive, and eventually he asked if I wanted to somewhere else to chat a bit. I took him upstairs to my friends room. From her window we could see the fire and everyone.

We sat on the bed and he offered me a gummy bear. I was amused because for one it was bigger than a normal gummy and two it was so out of nowhere. But I love gummy bears so I ate it.

We begin kissing, his hand cupping my face. We lay on the bed and he feels me up over my sweatshirt. I roll on top of him and pull the sweatshirt off. He feels me up over my tanktop then runs his hands up underneath it to feel the skin of my breasts and rub my nipples. I let him. I lean forward, kiss him, his neck, make my way down kissing his chest thru his shirt, pulling it up to kiss down his happy trail. I unbutton his jeans. I slowly unzip his pants. I put my face to the ever growing bulge in his boxerbriefs and inhale, then lightly nip at him through the fabric. I pull it out. There's some girth to it, for sure, but it isn't terribly long. I drop to my knees beside the bed and lick, kiss, suck the sides of the shaft and tip before sliding it in between my lips, over my tongue. The fact he isn't long meant I could take him all the way to the back of my throat. The fact he was thick stretched my mouth to the limits.

By now I was feeling tingly all over and I was soaked in my panties. I kept thinking I must be way hornier than I thought. He was moaning. I like when the guy moans. I like knowing I'm doing a good job. And his cock had a nice taste to it, and I noticed I wasn't thinking about my jaw aching, in fact my mouth was sliding up and down on his cock with little difficulty. Then it hit me.

I stopped and asked if that was a mary jane gummy. He cupped the side of my face and said "This is the best blowjob I've ever had" and kind of lowered my head back into his lap. I let him push the tip into my mouth before resuming on my own. I figured I was already feeling it and couldn't do anything about it either way so might as well enjoy it.

Some time past, I was too into what I was doing to know how much. After some time though he had his hand on the back of my head again and he was kind of raising his hips and I have a tendency to moan or make noises when I'm giving head and this was causing me to be a bit more audible and then he pushed my head down and moaned intensely as he kind of came off the bed and thrusted himself gently into my mouth. There was a blast of familiar warm and salty liquid in the back of my throat before it more just flowed out of his tip. At the angle I was at I just basically went limp and let him do what he needed and swallowed what I could, though a lot dribbled out onto my tanktop when he pulled himself out of my mouth.

He thanked me and left to use the bathroom as I put my sweatshirt back on to hide the cumstains. After a few mintues he hadn't come back. I looked for him but the bathroom was empty, as was both the downstairs ones. I went outside and couldn't find him. I guess he must have left right away.

I never even got his name.

More From Meghan

Hey fellas!

I posted about a month ago and everyone seemed to like it and a few nice comments were left. So thank you! I know all I did was more or less introduce myself but it was pretty encouraging.

So tonight I’m laying in bed. It’s a little after 130am. I can’t sleep. It’s been months since I’ve been touched by a man. I was laying here touching myself gently and thought I’d read some stories and then thought I’d interact with y’all.

If you need a refresher I’m 5’2, 140lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes. I also have a fetish for silver foxes. I’ve been told I have daddy issues, but I never knew my dad so…

I’m pretty lonely. I mean I have friends but none know the REAL me and I don’t want to share that with them. I want a guy who gets me, who will read dirty confessions with me (and add a few of our own), watch porn with me, someone who can take control of me, be kinky with me…

Y’all prob think I’m crazy or something, huh? I can’t help it. I’ve had a thing for penises as long as I can remember and for sex type stuff since I woke up one day with boobs hahaha!

What do you guys think? Anything to share? Help a gal jill off? What would you do if you could have me right now? I’m open to whatever you want to say. I do wish theirs was like a chat. Doesn’t seem to be any more since Omegle went away.

Granddaughter And Her Friend Visit Part 2

To say my granddaughter shocked me would be an under statement. I guess I shouldn't have been she's my granddaughter after all. I should mention my son and his wife also live in Orlando and she is his daughter. Somehow she got her father to call my wife and need her help with something getting her out of the house for most of the day. As soon as my wife left the house her and her friend called me into the guest suite. They were both totally naked on the bed and my granddaughter said grampa time to pay for using our panties. Who was I to argue I with them. I started with my granddaughter. I got between her thighs and started eating her shaved pussy making her squirm. She soon grabbed my head and mashed it into her pussy and screamed I'm cumming. She let loose with a blast of cum that felt like she was pissing in my mouth. Once she finished cumming her friend said my turn gramps. I moved over to her friends thighs and started licking away. Her friend must have been really turned on because it only took her about 2 minutes to grab my head and grind it into her pussy as she came. Unlike my granddaughter she didn't squirt. As soon as she was done coming and calmed down some she asked if I was going to fuck her now. Watch for part 3

Granddaughter And Her Friend Visit

Recently my wife and I moved to Orlando Florida after retiring. I didn't take long for friends and family to start visiting especially during the winter months. This particular visit happened to be my 21 year old granddaughter and her friend. My granddaughter is quite beautiful and her friend is smoking hot. Anyway we have a guest suite in our home so they had a private bathroom so my perverted thoughts of accidentally catching a glimpse of either one of them semi naked were slim. I know I'm a bad grampa. One day my wife took the two of them on a shopping expedition to IKEA which is about an hour from our house. I opted to stay home to watch some football. They left I turned on the game which turned out to be boring so the pervert in me decided to go snooping in the guest suite and maybe find some smelly used panties. I lucked out and found freshly worn damp g-strings from both the girls. I licked each one tasting the juices of the girls which made my cock so hard it hurt. I couldn't help myself I took both g-strings and held them to my nose as I stroked myself. I was soon ready to cum and I took the g-strings holding them to my cock as I erupted all over the little triangular patches that would cover their pussies. Immediately after I finished panic set in they would surely know what I had done. I put them back in each of their dirty clothes piles hoping they might not notice. They came home and after showing me their purchases they headed into the bedroom. I was nervous as hell praying I wouldn't be caught. Suddenly I heard one of them yell OH MY GOD followed by laughter. I heard them whispering and then they came out of the bedroom and they sat on the couch like normal but then when my wife stepped out of the room they both looked right at me and blew me a kiss. Then my granddaughter came over to me and whispered grampas you little perv. We know you came on our panties so we're going arrange some time with just the three of us and you're going to eat our pussies. I was stunned to say the least. Watch for part 2.

My Besties Dad

My family and I recently moved to a new area. Suddenly, I knew nobody.
On the first day at college, our teacher read out the names of the students she had assigned, and we were marked off in a kind of roll call. Embarrassingly, I answered to Jess, when my name is actually Tess, just as the correct girl answered. I quickly realised my mistake and went a red as with embarrassment. Later on, during recess, Jess came and sat with me and we instantly hit it off. We had the same sense of humour, liked the same clothes, music, and even boys. It wasn't long before we were inseparable as besties. Within the first week, she stayed over my place twice, and asked if I wanted to sleep at her place on Friday night. I excitedly agreed.
We went straight from college to her place where I met her dad. She was an only child who was raised by her single father. He was cleaning, so she asked if I wanted to meet her mother. I was confused as I knew she had passed away long ago, but just nodded and followed her into the main loungeroom. On a shelf, were photos and candles, alongside an urn. Pointing to a single large photo showing her mother smiling, Jess says, "Tess, meet Anne, my mother." "Hi Mrs Porter." I quietly said. Jess told me to call her Anne, as their family was always informal. I should have realised that she didn't just introduce her father as Jack, she also called him Jack a couple of times.
We relaxed in her bedroom while her father prepared our dinner, so I didn't see much of him until we were actually eating. He seemed like a nice normal father and he had certainly done a great job as a single parent. We had some conversation while eating, then afterwards, he began collecting the dishes and disappeared back into the kitchen.
Jess said she wanted a shower before bed, so she showed me the bathroom. It was nice. I kinda wanted to share a shower with her, but was too shy to ask. Instead, she began undressing in front of me, then stepped into the shower, chatting away the whole time, like it was normal. I tried to not make it obvious that I was perving on her incredible body, so I looked away mainly, only catching a sneaky look when I knew she wasn't looking. The shower was large and covered a spa, with mirrors and large glass panels, making it both easy and risky to perv on her, but I managed to see that that her pussy was shaved. She then said to strip off and hop in, that way she could leave the water running and I won't get confused. I didn't hesitate to be naked in the same room as her. I was almost rushing to get naked. Jess didn't seem to take much notice of my body and I deliberately opened the large glass door as I kinda wanted to shower with her. She stepped past me asking me to check the water temperature, to see if it was fine. I told her that it was lovely and with that she stepped out and closed the glass door. As she grabbed a towel, wrapping it around herself, she told me to take my time as there's never ending hot water. Then she left the bathroom closing the door behind her. I did take my time to enjoy the shower, but eventually, I was totally clean. I decided to turn off shower and dry off. Looking around, I could only see one towel that clearly said "His" in embroidered stitching. I had no choice but to wrap it around myself while I went to ask Jess for a towel. I darted into her room then froze in absolute shock. Speech wasn't happening, I was so surprised by what I was looking at that I could talk. Jess was naked still and bent over her bed with her naked father standing right behind her, fucking her hard. They both saw me at the same time as the door made a noise as I pushed it open. I accidentally dropped the towel and Jack saw me naked while he was still deep inside his daughter. I apologise and picked up the towel, claiming that there wasn't any towels I the bathroom. Turning away as I noticed Jack smiling at my nakedness. "Tess!" Jess exclaimed. She quickly jumped off her bed (and her father's cock) and hopped over to me holding me before I could turn away. She begged me not to tell anyone and kept telling me she was sorry she didn't warn me. Jack was facing me with his rock hard cock pointing straight out from his body. It was wet with her juices. He then interrupted Jess stating that I should join in because I had a very sexy body, plus I was already naked. Jess asked if I would, like she was really keen on the idea, so I said that I would if we kept it secret. Jack said that it wasn't like they wanted anyone to know that they had sex with each other. Jess then led me over to her father who instantly had hands all over me. Jess knelt down and began deep throating her father's massive cock as he simultaneously began passionately kissing me as his fingers explored inside my vagina. I began moaning loudly as it was so intense. I was having trouble standing. Jess stop sucking and slapped her dads wet dick against my leg, asking me if I wanted to suck it, or fuck it..
Part 2 cumming soon!

Cock Lover

i love having cock in my mouth and throat. i crave it all day everyday. i wish i could spend every waking moment with a nice warm dick in my mouth or shoved down my throat. i believe if i died suffocating while taking a cock down my throat, that id die happy. i could be happy if a man never touched my pussy again and just used my throat as one. nothing beats what it feels like to have a thick, warm cock resting against yourtongue and using your mouth like a toy

Wet Panties

A couple months ago I started to notice that my panties were often wet hours after I threw them in the hamper after showering and working all day. I didn’t think much the first time it happened but when I did laundry a few days later they were wet and appeared to have cum in them. The only thing that made sense was that my stepdad shot his load in them. I got instantly wet and couldn’t get the thought of him jerking off on my pussy - indirectly. I licked them and the taste was intoxicating. I’ve tasted my own juices on my boyfriends cock and on my own fingers but the saltiness of his cum and my juices made me almost orgasm on the spot. I even put some water in the crotch and squeezed it in my mouth. Oh my god!!…I immediately went and finished with my vibrator.
The next day I woke up and rubbed my pussy thinking about his cum and wanting to get him to shoot his load down my throat. I creamed my panties and left them on my bed instead of the hamper. All day I thought about the g*ft I was hoping to get when I got home.
He gets home from work about an hour before I do and my mom gets home after me. This gives him time to do what he wants for awhile. When I got home I went and got to my room and my panties were on my floor with a huge warm and wet load in them. He must have just shot the load when I pulled in. Instant wet. I ripped my pants down and rubbed his cum all over my pussy and fingered it into myself (im on the pill) and licked our cum off my fingers after I came.
Holy fu**. This has happened atleast 10 times since. It’s our game that he HAS to know I’m playing with him too. We’re going to fuck - just having too much fun with this for now.

Wet Panties - Part 2

See my first post for full details, but I’ll recap it for perspective. I found that my stepdad was cumming in my panties which turned me on so much I was licking the cum out of them and then purposely left them for him to keep doing it. His still warm load was in a pair left on my floor minutes before I got home from work which I pleasured myself with and is what set the game in motion. We’ve done this a dozen times since but haven’t said a word about it and have sort of avoided each other till last night.
Instead of leaving him a creamed pair of my panties, in the morning I left him a note in my hamper that said I wanted his load in my mouth instead. I was soooo scared but couldn’t take it anymore. His cum has become like crack and all I can think of since we started this. So all day I was wet just thinking about it.
He got home before me as usual, mom gets home after I do so there is a 30-40 window of opportunity. Well…I pulled in and didn’t know what to expect so I went right to my room. I sat on the bed and in comes - I’ll call him Tom- in just his boxers fresh out of the shower and with a raging boner. We locked eyes, said nothing and he stood in front of me cock near head level. Saying nothing I slid his boxers down and took his cock in my mouth. Omfg it was sooo hot and hard and I couldn’t get enough in. I licked the shaft and his shaved balls and sucked it till he was about to cum. With a long lick from his balls up to the tip I made we kept eye contact when I sucked it in and while he came. I took it all in, swallowed every drop and nearly came in my panties. I wicked until he was half way down. I have my period so it was left at that. He kissed my forehead pulled his boxers up and walked out. His cum drips on my shirt will be all I have till the next round. Can’t wait to see what’s next.