Thischilis

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I Love Mixing Cum With Food Anyone Else?

Hello. I'm 45 we have something going with my husband an unexpected kink you might say, but I love mixing his thick cum with food really. Small backstory following (wont' waste your time)

I don't know how it started I remember saying to him "How would your cum taste with salad" He was laughing but he didn't knew I was being serious. I remember he stared at me and said "Oh you mean it, alright we'll try it some day"

We basically cook together, he's WAY better than me but I manage well. one day while we were eating lunch with my son, he brought me my plate he made a sandwich and as I picked it up I saw a white thingy peaking out, I knew it wasn't white salsa for sure, because we hadn't bought one in weeks. then it finally got to me I said "Honey, is that....?" Our son was on the table eating as well, he then nodded and chuckled. I ate it all and loved it, even teased him by licking my fingers cleaned, later he told me he had the biggest hard-on on his pants, I gave him a blowjob for a job well done. to this day I love cum play for that reason and mixing his cum with food (I don't do it everyday of course, but sometimes I do)

What about you ladies, do you enjoy cum on your food. Men do you like cumming on food. (With fully consent of course, you sick freaks)

My Hot Older Neighbor

A few weeks ago, I noticed I had a new neighbor down the block when she started walking her dog past my house every morning. Amy was an older lady (63), blonde and tan. I noticed she wasn't wearing a bra and had a nice rack. I started to talk to her regularly, but it was hard to keep eye contact as her nipples were always poking thru her tank top.

So I find out she and her husband had moved to Florida from Ohio. A few mornings later, she walked by with her husband. He looked older and was walking very slowly. Turns out he had cancer and wasn't doing very well. She later told me they had traveled all over in their motor home and now had to find a home base.

I asked her about her motorhome parked in the side yard and she told me it was going to be sold and I told her that I might be interested. So when she walked by one morning with her dog, I asked if I could come over and take a look.

We walked around the outside of the motorhome, she open up some compartments down low showing me storage bins etc. Every time she bent over she was also showing me her big boobs. When we went inside and were looking around, she tried to fold down the sofa and it was stuck. So the two of us were bent over pulling on the thing and she saw me staring at her boobs.

I complimented her on her great tan and told her it looked like an all over tan. I almost fell over when she hiked up her shirt to her chin exposing her big tanned 36DD boobs. She went on to tell me that she and her husband were nudists and had been traveling around the country for 5 years visiting nudist clubs and resorts.

Then she put my hands on her full breasts and as I massaged them she asked me if I wanted to see the bedroom . Before I could answer, she had my by the hand pulling me into the back. She sat on the bed and pulled down my shorts and a my hard cock popped out. She went down on my cock and cradled my balls in her hand.

She stopped sucking my cock and as she began to stroke it, she told me it had been a while since she had a nice hard cock and she went to work on it again. I asked her about her hubby and she said not to worry he had taken his meds and would sleep for hours. She was really working my cock over and I had to slow her down a little.

I pushed her farther back on the bed and buried my face in her pussy as I raised her legs and spread them wide. Her wet pussy was shaved smooth and her swollen clit was big and hard like a little cock. In no time she was twitching and moaning as she orgasmed violently,, her nails dug into my back.

As she lay there breathless, I rolled her over and fucked her really hard doggystyle until I pumped her full of cum. When I collapsed on the bed beside her, She rolled over and sucked the cum from my cock and balls.

Now I'm the handyman around their house. I do a little yard work, a little painting etc. Her hubby offered to pay me, but I told him I was just being a good neighbor and glad to help out.

I think he might know I'm fucking his wife regularly in the motorhome. I hope they don't sell the damn thing anytime soon...LOL.

Train Station Pick Up

This might sound corny but its so true, I met my wife waiting on a train that was delayed. I was traveling back to Scotland from down south on the East Coast Main Line to Edinburgh Waverley. I wont mention the name of the station, but it was south of the border, As I mentioned the service I had hoped to journey north on was delayed due to an accident further south, so I went for a coffee and a sandwich as it was a manned station and there was an eatery. While I was there I noticed this good looking woman coming into the dining room
buffet, and I couldn't keep my eyes of her, to me she was so sexy. She was wearing a short light blue denim dress that buttoned up the front, her legs were bare and she wore high heels, and yes she turned me on big time and I fancied the pants off her immediately.

She came and sat near me but far enough away that we couldn't talk normally, but she was near enough for me to see how really good looking she was, Jackie ( that's her name ) insists to this day that she never paid me much attention, because she was too busy reading a magazine ( to be fair she did seem to have her nose stuck in it ) and it wasn't til the station announcement saying that the delayed train would be arriving in 10 minutes at platform 2, so we made our separate way's to the platform.

I ended up standing a few feet from her quite deliberately, admiring her looks, when the train arrived, and we both got on different carriages, my carriage was packed, and there was only one seat, luckily for me, and the train took off, a couple of minutes later , Jackie arrived in my carriage looking for a seat, but there were none, and she was about to go back when I stood up and said she could have mine, very chivalrous you may think? Possibly , but it was also because I didn't want her to go back to where she had come from, so up I got and I went and stood near the doorway to the carriage, which also gave me a good view of Jackie's legs.

After a couple of stops people got up and left, meaning I could sit down, fortunately I got a seat near Jackie, when we arrived in Edinburgh I noticed she waited til I got up out my seat before she did the same, meaning she was right in front of me, so we started to leave the train, and she was off before me, but she hesitated and waited, which meant I ended up beside her, she just said excuse me what is your name so I told her XXXX and asked her why? She replied because you gave up your seat for me, and there were other men sitting and none of them even remotely looked like they were about to do the same, and manners like that are few and far between now a days.

I was a little taken aback, had she known my motives she may have thought differently ? then again because I know her now,maybe not? She then said do you have far to go ? I replied no just a 20 minute bus trip away, so she said do you fancy a coffee or something, so given the fact that I fancied the pants off her, how could I say no?

It was a long coffee, as it ended up us having a meal in a nearby restaurant, and that took longer because we both kept yapping away, anyway once the meal was over, we got a taxi to her flat, we exchanged phone numbers and addresses , and I hopped on a bus and went home , I had only been home about half an hour though when the phone went, my mother answered it, and I took it over from there. Jackie it seemed couldn't keep me off her mind, and she mine to be honest, so we chatted for about an hour, the upshot being that I spent the night with her, the sex was incredible, unbelievable, she was so sexy, so much so I nearly shot my load into my pants as she stripped off, she blew my mind away, I just couldn't keep my hands off her, and I still cant, we had sex about 4 times that night, first time I came in her I thought my balls were gonna burst,

I don't think I have ever shot as much spunk in one go as I did that first time, We got married two years later, and shes just as sexy now,as she was when I first met her. Ok it's not much off a sex confession I know,but it shows what can happen when a train is delayed.

My GF and I were seniors in high school this year. My birthday was a few days before the last day of school. She had been joking around for quite a while about her giving me a birthday spanking and how red my bottom was going to be after 18 good hard smacks. She'd make comments like that in front of her friends and other members of the cheerleading squad and liked the way it made me blush, I guess.

Two days before my birthday, we had been gathering up books and other stuff that had to be turned into the school before we could graduate. I said that it was too bad she had to return the cheerleading uniform because if I was going to get a bare-assed spanking from her, I'd like her to wear her uniform with the short skirt. She just looked at me with an odd smile.

We were going out to dinner on my birthday and she said I should come by a little early to pick her up because it wasn't a real birthday without a birthday spanking. I wasn't sure what to expect - we haven't been going out for very long (about a year) and she sounded way more into this spanking thing than I expected. After all, it was all a joke, right?

I got to her house and she opened the door wearing her uniform. Our school had gone a little retro and the girls' uniforms had pleated skirts and short sleeve sweaters. She stood in the door way wearing this short pleated skirt and holding a ping pong paddle. "Welcome, birthday boy. Happy Birthday!".

I went inside and followed her into the living room. Seated on the sofa were three other girls from the squad - also in their uniforms. They sang Happy Birthday to me and each one of them pulled out a ping pong paddle. I guess it looked like I was going to bolt because my GF grabbed my arm as another grabbed my other arm. "Not so fast" a third one said as she unhooked my belt and pulled down my pants. A second later I was face down on the sofa across my GF's lap. She stroked and patted my ass as she told the other girls that I had asked to get my birthday spanking from a group of cheerleaders. I hadn't, but this didn't seem to be time to say anything. I got a boner immediately which my GF thought was quite funny. "You can't see it girls, but he's getting pretty excited." She reached between my legs and stroked my cock and balls a few times. "I don't think these little underpants are fitting too well. We ought to get rid of them." Then a moment later, she pulled them down to my knees.

After telling me to hold still, she began spanking me with her hand. The girls in the room counted each smack out loud, giggling and laughing the whole time. When she got to 11 or 12, she said "Oh my, I forgot the paddle. Let's just start over." Her hand spanking didn't really hurt much but the paddle certainly did. All the wiggling and squirming around on her lap made all of the girls laugh. Rubbing my cock around on my GF's lap made me cum all over her legs. She stopped (at spank 16, I think) and made me get up. "It's a good thing you missed my skirt, you naughty boy.". Someone got a tissue, my GF wiped us both off and I laid back over her lap. We had to start over again.

When the spanking was over, each of the others took a turn on the sofa and I got 19 (one to grow on!) from each of the other 3. Somewhere along the way my underpants had come off completely. I got hard again during the second round of paddling and stayed hard through the end of the last spanking. In all, I guess I got over a hundred swats from these girls. When the last one finished, my GF put her hand on my ass and teasingly rubbed it back and forth while she scolded me for making such a mess. She asked me if I thought the girls should help her punish me for almost squirting all over her uniform skirt or if we should take care of it privately. I don't think I said anything coherent. She smacked me again with the paddle and said she'd talk it over with the girls and let me know.

They let me up and handed me my clothes. Instead of my briefs, they gave me a pair of the uniform panties they wear under their skirts. "Your ass is pretty sore and we thought you'd prefer these instead of your scratchy cotton briefs." I said I'd prefer my own underwear. My GF said that if I didn't take the panties, they'd put them on me anyway and I could go to dinner wearing her uniform.

School is out, graduation was last weekend and when I see any of the three girls now, they giggle, ask me how I enjoyed my birthday and one will sometimes give me a quick pat on the ass. My GF still hasn't said much about "punishing" me for my accident while over her lap except that she hasn't forgotten.

Complete Surprise

My wife had a best friend who we will call Linda. About the same age as us and with a good figure but not my type. Plus the fact she was gay and had a long distance relationship with a like minded friend.
Linda was often at our house and stayed over at the weekend. My wife Sam was straight but she and Linda were good friends.
This had been going on for about 18 months. One day Sam says she thought Linda fancied me, I said doubt it she’s gay.
Sometime passed and Sam and I split up. I was not far away and in the same area. Six months after the split I bumped into Linda in town, she had a curtain rail she was taking to her car. I knew Linda hated cussing ladders, even step ladders so I volunteered to go to hers and fit it.
The curtain rail went up easily and Linda offered me a beer. I sat on the sofa drinking it and I was surprised when Linda sat next to me rather than in another chair.
I had not had any sex since the split up and felt Randy, but thought just my luck to be next to a lesbian!
Linda asked if I had a new female in my life and seemed surprised when I said no. She said if you don,t use it you will lose it.
Now what made me do this I will never know but I reached over and put my hand on her breast. The only reaction was she stiffened a little with a small intake of breath. I was also stiffening! I kept feeling her breasts over her top and when there was no rebuff I slid my hand under her blouse and then bra, she ten started a gentle moaning noise. Her top and bra came off and her moaning increased as I kissed and fondled her breasts. Emboldened I undid her jeans and she lifted her hips as I slid them down. I felt under her panties and she was wet, I started fingering her and moans increased.
I suggested the bedroom she shook her head and said she was not on the pill and asked if I had any condoms which I didn’t. She asked me just to continue with what I was doing, by now I was rock hard. A short while later her moans increased in volume and she then climaxed very loudly!
She then started to undo my trousers, eased them down and took out my cock.
She started to give me a slow hand job, but then took me completely by surprise by giving me the best blow job I ever had, I was close to cumming and told her so.
She took me out of her mouth and used her hand to finish me off. I shot my load onto her chin, neck and breasts. As the eruptions subsided she said wow! Oh boy!
I passed her a clean handkerchief and she cleaned her self up.
She then suggested I went to the local convince store, I asked what she needed. Packet of condoms she replied.
Needless to say I went!
I stopped the night and shagged her in every conceivable position. She climaxed multiple times, loudly!
Don’t think she trusted the condom as when I got close to off loading she asked me to pull out and take the condom off. When I came it went in her face and hair so needed more than a hanky that time.

Rented A Room

I have been renting a room from friends of my parents. I work close to there place and makes it easy on me. There kids are all out and have have plenty of rooms. While it wasn’t ideal at first it got interesting after a few weeks. While the owners of the house are in there mid 50s the husband's is very quiet and keeps to himself which made it awkward at first. His wife is the total opposite. Her name is Sherry and is very sweet and outgoing. Living with them I see that they go out on Friday nights and come home early. Both are casual drinkers Dave the husband goes into the den and does. It come out until it’s time for bed. Sherry on the other hand has already been very talkative more after a few drinks. For being mid 50s Sherry has a nice body. Short and thick nice set of tits sorry blond hair big hair big lips and a nice ass. They came home a few Fridays ago and I was heading to a buddies. Like usual Dave got home and went to the den plopped in front of the tv. Sherry and I talked in the kitchen she seemed a bit more tipsy then usual asked if I was going on a date jokingly I said yes. And described a woman that matched her description. She kind of caught on and said well women aren’t like they used to be. I probed and said oh yeah please explain. She went on to say that before she got married she had been very adventurous. I asked her for an example. I just kept asking more and more questions. She let it slip that she in college had a few encounters with multiple guys at the same time. I blurted out you where in a gangbang. She smacked my arm and put her hand on my mouth. She laughed and said it yes a few times. She enjoyed it but after college when she met Dave that had all been in the past. I made her describe to me how it went down and she seemed to be getting excited. I text my buddy that I was going to be late. Sherry went on to tell me that she liked to give head her tits where done a few years ago she has sensitive nipples. A she was telling me this I had moved closer to her and was rubbing her shoulders. She was going on and on when I slid my hands under her blouse and her tits felt good. Her bra was down and I had both tits in my hands pinching the nipple and massaging her titties. She realized what we where doing and stopped me for a moment went and checked on Dave who was now asleep in his lazy boy. She took me by the hand and into my room we went. She let me suck on her tits we gave each other oral she sucked me off while I ate her out. Good old 69 let me lick her rear and puss. Again she had me stop and again she went and checked on Dave. She got back and crawled on top of me and slowly mounted me. It was so warm and tight. All she had on was her thong and watching her push down and the look on her face was hot. She rode me for a good 20 minutes before I blasted inside her. She buried her face into my shoulder and let out a bunch of noises and fucks. This got me going and blasted inside her. We quickly cleaned up and I was headed out when she stopped me in the kitchen pulled her tit out and told me I didn’t need to go on a date anymore. I told her that I bailed on the date and was going to hang out with some friends from work. She said she would wait up for me if I wanted. I told her that I wanted and was back around midnight. Since that Friday we have had a very good time. I came home from work and she was in a short sundress very close around her cleavage and no panties. I reached under her dress to find her pussy soaked and ass greased. We had an hour before Dave was home and I worked her great ass over for all of that hour. My room stunk had to air it out. Dave walked in to her on the kitchen gave her a hug and kiss patted her rear which made her flinch. She was a bit sore and had let me in there a few more times. I think I may stay a while to save more money.

Step Mom

My stepmom was and still is a very beautiful woman. She is eight years younger than my dad. I use to sneak into her bedroom and watched her through the reflection in the mirror having showers. Many times I did this often masturbating while I watched. Well on one occasion which became several occasions, I watched her bring herself to orgasm by shower head. Such a fucking turn on.
My dad was always on the road so I understood why she needed that. Their marriage fell apart with her and her two daughters moving out. I could not get the image of her beauty in that shower out of my head often masturbating to that memory. Well about 10 months back, I went into a local bar and she was there with a friend having a drink. She recognized me and waved me over, giving me a huge hug and asking me about dad. It had been 5-6 years but I could see that she still missed him big time. We sat and talked for some time, her friend eventually leaving. She was getting rather tipsy not bombed or drunk but not safe to drive either. She talked of getting a cab and picking her car up in the morning. I said nonsense I’d give her a ride. When we got to her place she invited me in adding that her daughter’s were both gone for the weekend. We reminisced with her admitting she was still in love with dad. She went on about how much I look like him. I told her that I had missed her very much, she then said, I imagine you miss watching me having my showers.
What!!!
SHE KNEW!!!
Christ I was embarrassed but I told her that watching her through that steamy glass has been the biggest turn on in my sex thoughts. She laughed and told me it was a great turn on for her as well. With that she went into her room to get into something more comfortable. She came out in a teddy looking fucking unreal hot and asked if I’d like to join her in her room. I couldn’t move quick enough. My God we made great love that night. To taste her pussy was incredible and her mouth on me was glorious. And her pussy.. oh that pussy. How my old man let her leave his bed…Unbelievable and the best fuck I’ve ever had. I brought her to two orgasms both oral and penetration that night and drove her back to her car in the morning. She was amazed that she came at all that night because after drinks she usually has great difficulty in reaching climax. Well we get together to fuck 2 to 5 times a month and have done for some time. Many times we will meet at motels at my expense but it is well worth it. Love, love, loving it.