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My Cousin And I Have Been Sending Nudes To Each Other.

I have a cousin that is a few years older than me. He is married but sometimes when he gets drunk he will say some funny and flirty stuff to me on snapchat. on NYE I got a big streak of snapchats of him drinking and I would send some back of the same. He was telling me things like "I wish we weren't related because you are the hottest girl I know" and "I had a x rated dream about you recently."

Then he sent a message saying "Ive always wanted to do this, so fuck it." He was standing in front of a bathroom mirror with his dick out and showing his abs. I was pretty shocked but at the same time i didn't hate seeing it. He does have a super good body and now i know that he also has a hammer of a dick. I screenshotted it to make him nervous and he did panic a bit and started to apologize. He apologized more the next morning but I told him that it was perfectly fine and kinda exciting to see.

He was drunk again last night and i just got a message asking "Can I send you more?" I told him that he could and he sent about 10 pictures from various angles and positions. I popped open a bottle of wine myself and we did some dirty talking via snapchat. He sent some more pictures and explained things he wanted to do and kept asking how much I liked it. Its big, but im not particularly fascinated by dick pics. I played along, and the conversation is what was getting me a little hot and bothered.

Then he said "Would you mind sending me a pic? I have wanted to see your tits for the last 10 years." I have 32D's, and I know guys like my boobs. I decided to send him a few pictures. Then he followed that up with a video of him cumming on his own abs and chest.

So yea... i guess sexting with my cousin now.

My Daughters Hot Friend, Christie

I'm a retired firefighter from Florida and used to be spend a lot of time fishing on weekdays when I had a shift off. One day years ago when the kids were on spring break, I had just gotten home and was cleaning up the boat when my daughter Cindy and her neighborhood friend Christie drove up. The two of them (age 17) had just gotten back from the beach and my daughter Cindy went to take a shower before going over to Christies for a cookout with friends.

Christie's parents were divorced and she lived with her dad. She was rumored to be a girl who got around if you know what I mean. She was tall, fair skinned with auburn hair and although a little chubby she was beautiful. She was sitting at the kitchen table and I cracked open a cold beer. "I'll have one of those too" she giggled. I told her no and she gave me that pouty lower lip teasing look.

I noticed that her shoulders and chest were red from the sun. I told her that it looked like she got a lot of sun as I placed my fingers on her shoulder. "Ooh " she said " I guess I did". I told her I had just what she needed and I opened the fridge and took out some Panama Jack Aloe Gel". I began to rub some of the cool gel on her warm shoulders and she began to ooh and ahh. I kept rubbing it on her neck and shoulders and I slipped my finger under one strap of her one-piece swimsuit and moved it over a little.

The whole time I'm staring down at her huge cleavage when I said, "Pull those straps down off your shoulders a little. She laughed and said " Only if I can have a beer". I told her to take mine and after she took a big drink, she pulled the straps way down almost exposing her nipples . She kept sipping the beer and I kept moving my hands lower and lower. She looked up at me and said " Mr.B. you really have nice hands". " You have amazing breasts" I replied "How big are you". She said she was a 38DD and she pulled the swimsuit all the way down exposing her milky white boobs and nipples that had to be 3 inches wide.

I took those huge young boobs in my hands and massaged them with gel and pinched her nipples as she moaned softly. "I bet you've got a nice cock too" she said looking up with that innocent look in her eyes . She ran her hand up the leg of my shorts and squeezed the head of my swollen cock. " I'd really like to have that in my mouth Mr.B, would you like that" she told me flat out. My heart was pounding as she rubbed my hard cock.

I told her that I'd love to give it to her but we didn't have time now and besides she was only 17 and that was a little risky. " I'll be 18 in three weeks, I'll give you a call " she laughed as she pulled up her swimsuit top. " If you don't call me, I'll damn sure call you " I told her as I put her hand on my swollen cock.

Just then I heard my daughter come out of the bathroom and she walked into the kitchen and told Christie she was ready to go. I had to turn my back a little to hide the bulge in my shorts. "Bye Bye Mr. B" Christie said, I'll see ya later".

It was a long three weeks thinking about Christie's hot shapely body. but sure enough she called me and told me she was dying for me to give her something special for her birthday. I kept fucking her for almost a year until she went off to college. I could write a friggin' book about her. She was a real nympho, but she kept her mouth shut, except when I had my hard cock in it. LMAO..

New Condo

I moved into my new condo during the Holidays and I met my next door neighbour. He is cute maybe 21 with the right amount of shyness. I was having a New Years eve party with a few friends so I thought I would invite him over.

After a couple of glasses of champagne I was feeling naughty and neighbour boy looked like he was having fun. I grabbed his hand and lead him into the master bathroom - I locked the door behind me and grabbed his crotch - he just smiled - I undid his belt and zipper and pulled his pants down to his knees - I rubbed his cock through his Calvin boxers - he had nice legs - I pulled down the boxers and out popped his semi-hard cock - he was a good size with nice thickness - nicely trimmed bush - yummy - I got on my knees and sucked him off like a good neighbour slut I am - he tasted amazing - I could tell this boy was in need - we were trying not to make too much noise - he came all over my face, neck and dress - we laughed - the bathroom smelled of cum and sex - I cleanned up - I then joined my friends back at the party.

My wife has huge, firm 34DD breasts that have grown even bigger since she's gained a few pounds so her bra's can barely contain them. She is a short MILFy type, not fat, not skinny, but her boobs looks even larger because of her height. They look amazing, but she dresses mostly conservative.

Her sister is also well built, but much taller. I found out later she is a 34DD with large jiggly tits because she does not work out as much as my wife. I have only seen her a time or two without a bra because she is so jiggly it's very clear she is not wearing one. Which looked amazing.

My niece is about 5-7, cute blond in her early 20's. She is a spitfire and always has to be in the middle of everything. I rarely gave her a second thought because at family gatherings she'd bug the hell out of my kids so she was always causing me problems. As she got older and more mature, she's turned into a nice young lady. She dresses like a normal 20 something, tight fitted clothes, but I never gave it a second thought.

They were coming up to stay with us for a family vacation and we plaaned to go to the lake a rent a houseboat. I wasn't real thrilled about it, but it was better than working, and would be nice to be out on the lake.

The day before my wife said the girls were going shopping. She said she was going to look for some new bras because hers had gotten too small. Then out of nowhere she said, did you know my sister wears the same bra size as me? Obviously I am human and always love to hear boob information but didnt want to let on like it was a big deal, so I just said huh, who would have known. Obviously her sister's height made her large boob size less noticeable.

Then she said, out of nowhere, "and Megan (the niece) is the same bra size as me!!!" Well that caught my attention and I never would have guessed that either. They went shopping and of course all their clothes were stored at my house, so naturally I had to check it out for myself, and sure enough my SIL and niece both wore 34DD's like my wife.

The next day we all went out on the boat. My wife and SIL were in pretty conservative swimsuits because their mom was with us (who also has huge tits). My niece had on a suit with a t shirt over it. Once we got parked, she stripped it off to reveal a huge set of DD tits that stood straight out firm in a very low cut bikini. I'm sure my MIL about passed out when she took off her t shirt. Her huge tits had just a bit of jiggle to them, just enough to let you know they were huge, and they were real.

So here we are boat anchored in the water and she was walking around back and forth right next to me and had these perfect huge tits. Fortunately I had on sunglasses because I couldn't take my eyes off of them. So yes I am going blame my wife for sparking my interest by giving me TMI about my niece's tits, lol.

Later that night when they showered they do not have any idea that our spare bathroom that was remodeled has a small slit where someone can look in and you can bet I happened to be walking by when my SIL and niece were showering.

As I thought my SIL had nice big, a bit saggy, boobs that jiggled with every step. I'd do her in a heartbeat, but from what my BIL has told me she has little interest in sex like her sister. But my niece, omg, a perfect tight 20 something smooth body. Shaved pussy, and her tits were just as I imagined them to be while staring at her bikini. Perfectly shaped, point out straight ahead, large firm boobs, with perfect quarter sized areola and erasure sized nipples.

I'm hoping we go back to the lake soon... lol

Caught my step dad checking me out sexually a couple of weeks ago, and now I'm constantly making him get a boner. He knows I know about him watching me getting changed in the kitchen, and he also now knows I enjoyed teasing him that day. I was only going to change my top, but when I saw him holding his cock through his shorts while watching me, I changed my mind and began to strip completely. I gave him long easy views of my breasts, pussy and ass. Then as I caught him taking his cock out, I moved out of the way and dressed. By the time I walked into the lounge, he was sat with a huge boner showing in his shorts, yet he didn't bother to hide it. I smiled at him, asked him if he was comfortable, then before he could answer, I told him to get my mom to suck it for him.
A couple of days later he asked me if I was being mean to him. When I said he was married to my mom, he answered by saying they'd not had it for ages. I told him I knew as my mom was always moaning about him trying to get into her panties.
Feeling sorry for him, but also knowing he has a big cock, I told him one day I might let him into my bedroom for a quickie. I swear over the next few days he was bouncing. But it wasn't enough for me and every chance I got I was flashing him my breasts or my vagina. He knows I'm doing it one purpose, and he also knows, as I do, mom is soon going on her yearly sisters week away.
I've upped the odds recently, and left him some panties I've masturbated with. Making myself orgasm, I then wiped my pussy with them and left them in his truck. Mom never goes in there, so I know when I've found them under my pillow with his cum all over them, he's tossed himself off thinking of me.
With my mom away soon, I'm definitely thinking of allowing my step dad to enjoy himself with me. And knowing he's got a large penis, I think I'll enjoy him too.

I'm Not Sorry

I was stranged from my son for too many reason to go into detail here. But I didn't watch him grow up, we were strangers to each other for most of our lives. Out of necessity, he moved in with me, and things started to change. We became attracted to each other. We felt very conflicted at first, but I decided to give in and take the initiative. It's been over a year and we haven't stopped since then. I obviously can't say anything publicly, so at least I want to write here that I'm my own sons lover. We make love several times a week, and now he treats me more like a romantic partner than a lover. Or he treats me like his personal slut, if I want him to. He fucks me so good, and it's amazing for me to think that I can pleasure him to the point of climaxing uncontrollably. He calls me a sex goddess. Him moaning "I'm gonna cum, mom" into my ear is just enough to make me cum too. We're doing something so wrong, so forbidden, it's just more exciting. Just fantasizing of him impregnating his own mother drives us crazy.

I Wanna Fuck My Fat Daughter In Law

I have this hot fantasy about fucking my daughter in law.
She's a true BBW, I changed my profile pic to a woman who resembles her so you can see why I want to fuck her so much.
Anyway, in my fantasy she comes to my house to pick up something and catches me staring at her breasts. She wears bras that really lift them up and enhance her cleavage. Once it was kind of cold and her nipples were erect and I almost came in my jeans.
So, she catches me staring and asks me if there is anything she can do for me. Her sly smile tells me she already has an idea of what she can do. I feel my face getting flush with my embarassment and she says, "It's okay. We can have a little fun, I wont' tell."
We are sitting on the couch and she moves closer, leans in and kisses me. She has a round face with big soft lips and before i know it our tongues are wrapping around one another as we kiss deeply and passionately.
We begin fumbling with each others clothes and I can't believe I'm finally getting my hands on those amazing tits. They are soft and full with big brown areola and thick nipples. Her dress buttons up the front and so it doesn't take much to get it open. Her bra opens in the front and before I know it she is on her back with her dress open and thos maginficent tits on display.
I strip off the rest of my clothes and slid her panties off thinking it's time to fuck. But she has another idea.
As I get rid of my clothes she stands and does the same. Then she kneels in front of me and takes my boner into her mouth. I look down and watch as my dick slides in and out of my daughter in law's mouth. I take hold of her head and begin fucking her face. I can't believe how lucky my son is. His wife is an expert cocksucker.
She works her tongue around my shaft and flicks the tip of her tongue along the underside of my knob. I realize that I'm about to blow and I dont' want to do that just yet so reach down and have her stand up.
Then I guide her back onto her back on the couch and do a little kneeling of my own between her spread legs. She has a thick full bush and her labia are soft and silky smooth. I open her pussy slightly exposing her clit which is almost quivering and I go to work. First I suck her clit, gently, massaging with my tongue. Then I push my tongue insider, licking and slurping up her sweet juices.
After a few minutes she begins to tremble and moan. She raises her legs, spreading them a little more and groans from deep inside as she cums. I don't give her any time to recover.
Immediately I'm on top sliding my hard cock inside her. She bucks her hips up to meet my thrusts as we kiss again. She begins talking to me and it drives me ever more wild.
"Oh yes Daddy, fuck me Daddy," she hisses into my ear.
I've never thought of being part of a Daddy fantasy, but it seems to be working for her, so I go with it.
"Fuck my pussy Daddy, fuck me harder," she says.
I think she can sense I'm about to cum and she takes my face in her hands.
"Not in my pussy," she says. "Tell me when you're ready."
I dont' have time to warn her so I just stand and squeeze my cock keeping my sperm inside me. She sits up quickly and takes me in her mouth again, just in time as I squirt my load almost literally down her throat. I stand there amazed as she swallows my load. My knees almost buckle.
She finally looks up at me and smiles, a little my baby batter dripping down her chin.
"Well," she says. "Guess we better get cleaned up."

I Finger Myself 3 Times A Day

I masterbate a lot. I finger fuck myself atleast 3 times a day or use my big dildo. I get so horny showing off my big boobs that i just have to have a sexual release. Who wants to see my rack? :)

Couldn’t Resist.

We’ve been a pretty close knit family for a long time, and we’re a family that likes to party. Well, more specifically, drink. Occasionally some odd things would happen, but nothing quite like the night it was just me, my daughter, and her husband.

I had gone over there to watch the World Series with Nick (son in law.) The 3 of us drank and hung out, a pretty typical night for us. I had enough to where we knew I was going to spend the night there on the couch. It was already pretty late, and we were still going. I don’t know what inspired them to do it, but the two of them started making out, paying no mind to the fact that I was maybe 6-7 feet away on the other couch. They quickly moved on to doing more, and my daughter was suddenly topless, before starting to suck her husband’s cock, right there in front of me. I was stunned, to say the least. I hadn’t really thought of her in a sexual way much before that moment, but in that moment, I suddenly I couldn’t stop thinking about it.

I sat and watched. My son in law would look over at me and occasionally give me a grin. I wasn’t really sure where he was going with it. I soon found out.

“Why don’t you come fuck her?” He asked, very plainly. I could tell he was serious. Drunk, but definitely serious in that moment. And I knew I shouldn’t, but I couldn’t help myself.

I slowly approached her from behind, her ass sticking up and towards me, already exposing her ass cheeks. I started to slowly pull down her shorts and panties, and she took a tiny break from blowing him to look back at me and give me a sexy smile and gently say “daddy” as she extended each leg to let me finish taking her clothes off.

She got back to work on sucking his cock as I took off my pants and lowered my boxers. I positioned myself behind her and lined up the tip of my cock with her pussy. I gently rubbed the top of her head, before slowly moving down to gripping her hip with one hand, and holding my cock in the other as I slid it inside her. She let out a huge gasp and then a moan, as I started pushing my cock in deeper.

I may be messing up the quote, but her husband said something along the lines of “holy fuck, dude. She’s loving daddy’s dick.”

I grabbed her hips and started fucking her slowly but firm, doing my best to go in as deep as I could each time. By the time I got balls deep, I realized she had stopped sucking his cock. She was holding his hand and had her head down.

I went slow for only a tiny bit. At that point, I wanted her more than I could even adequately describe.

I kept my hands on her hips or ass, occasionally spanking her, harder and harder each time. I started to fuck her probably harder than I had fucked anyone else before. I’m not sure how long it lasted. I generally have pretty good endurance and in particular when drunk, lol. I pounded her for I’m not sure how long before I felt myself getting close. I asked “where do you want me to cum?”

My daughter looked up and whispered something to her husband that I couldn’t hear, before putting her head back down.

“She wants you to nut inside her.” He said with a laugh.

I didn’t hear what she had told him and I wanted to be sure he was being honest, so I asked her “is that what you want?” And she said something too quiet for me to hear, again.

I reached out and grabbed a hold of her hair, and pulled her head back. I was about to blow at that point and needed to know.

“Where do you want me to cum? Tell me, now.” I said, probably sounding angry.

“Cum inside me, dad.” She said, this time seemingly loud enough that the neighbors could practically hear.

I began to fill her up pretty much immediately, letting go of her hair and grabbing onto her ass again, keeping my cock buried inside her as I unloaded. Her husband was looking at us with what I think must have been disbelief. He enjoyed the show but I don’t think he was truly ready for that ending. There was some awkward silence for a bit as I pulled out of her and sat next to her, as she had also moved to a sitting position. Her husband actually went up to bed soon after. I wouldn’t be surprised if he were experiencing regret. My daughter and I stayed up and each had another drink, occasionally kissing a bit and talking about things we had never talked about before. She put back on the t-shirt she had been wearing, but that’s it. I wound up falling asleep before her, and when I woke up, she was laying on top of me, with her head resting on my chest.

There were a lot of things going through my head. There were then, and there still are. We’ve done a lot more together behind her husband’s back. I’ve given up on trying to justify it as somehow being right, because any way I twist it, it’s just… not. It is what it is. And that admittedly makes it that much better.

My Sons Christmas Present

So here's my confessoin.
Granted, I had been drinkin when I came up with this, but I can't stop thinking about it and now I'm thinking "what the hell".

I'm divorced since ca 10 years, I have a 17-y.o. son, I'll call him John, who lives with me. His father isn't around, he calls my son on birthdays, but that's about it.

About a year and a half ago, I noticed that John likes to sneak peeks at me when we're together. If I'm wearing something that shows a little cleavage (which is the case somewhat often), he's pretty much always staring. It didn't really bother me in the beginning, I suppose that's normal for a boy and that he'd grow out of it, but it hasn't. He can go half a conversation and just talk to my breasts and I've noticed him getting hard quite a few times. I don't fully mind, I started to like the attention. If I'm completely honest, it has started to turn me on.

As far as I know he's never had a girl, at least not one that he brought home. So a few weeks ago after a few glasses of wine hit me and I decided I'm going to go through with it.

On the morning December 25th this year, I'm going to sneak into his room and wake my son up with a blowjob and I'll let him finish where he wants to. It'll be a christmas morning he'll never forget.