Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

alright, i have these neighbors who are gay (im bisexual myself, now 21) and theyre middle aged and married. one of them is always mean to me because he notices the other always checking me out, which flatters me only a little lol. so after this dude has made off-handed cunty comments to me for months, i let a friend of mine throw up in one of his big expensive decorative flower pots (she was drunk) he has in front of his apartment. and i know he noticed it in there because he was telling the other neighbors about how there was all this clear shit in his favorite flower pot holder. i just stood there with a grin and said "wow, that is SOOO weird." lol

  • She is a crazy bitch who can't have a conversation with you that lasts less than 30 minutes and talks shit on everyone you know in common. She steals my newspaper, has gotten caught going through my mailbox TWICE, and called the police on me because of cars parked in front of my house for a party (a party ANOTHER neighbor was having, not me).

    My revenge: I'm bi and I've been regularly blowing her "straight" son in exchange for recreational herbs since he was 19. So yeah I hate her, but love the payback.

    I bought a beautiful home almost five years ago, I was pregnant with my second child. My neighbour two houses on my right side seemed to be friendy at first but after a while..she started ringing my door bell and bothering me,,asking me for stupit favours. Her grandchildren are similar in age to my kids age and she use them as an excuse for her to come over. I was taking an online course but it was so hard to concentrate i had to go to the libreary and some times I lie to her and say I am working and disappear for couple of hours. This is not a healthy way to live..help...

  • The reason I hate my neighbor is because of what she has caused me to become. I was always respectful of women but this girl has caused me to become a perv. She and her mother Madaline, have lived next door to me for over 4 years. I was friendly with the mother and knew for a long time that she and her daughter Lynn argued often and I could hear them yelling at times.

    Lynn just turned 20 but from what I understand has had drug and alcohol problems since her early teens. Madaline has been living on a disability pension for many years and is confined to a wheelchair most of the time.

    I'm 55, devorced for 10 years and have a son who lives with his mother in Ohio. I always cut Madelines grass and help her with minor repairs. She gave me a key to her house about two years ago and last year I began driving her to her friends condo every Friday evening and bringing her back home Sunday morning. She always asked me check up on Lynn and let her know if she was behaving herself. I would call Lynn asking if she was ok and she seemed to be doing well for awhile.

    Then one Saturday night all the lights were on in the house and she wasn't answering my phone calls. Madaline tried calling her also and asked me to go over and see if Lynn was ok. I went into the livingroom calling to her but she didn't respond. I turned off some of the lights downstairs and went up the steps calling her name several times. When I got to her bedroom door she was laying naked in bed with all the lights on. It had been decades since I saw such a young beautiful body like hers and I just stood looking at every inch of her. I went back down stairs for a minute and called Madaline telling her Lynn was just sleeping and was ok. I went right back up and spent over an hour looking at her. I admit I also slowly spread her legs open and masturbated as I lusted over her body.

    I am not sure if she was drunk or had taken some type of drug but she was completly unconcious. I turned off the bright lights before I went home only leaving a small lamp lit. When I saw Lynn the next day I told her, her mother was worried about her the night before but only mentioned I turned off the downstairs lights. It was only two weeks later on a Friday night well after I took Madaline to her friends place that I saw Lynn stumble into the house. It was after 2 am and I had sat watching for her to get home. I called on the phone twice and waited about an hour before I went over. The whole time trying to think of an explanation for doing so if Lynn was awake and alert. I did hollar out her name when I went in the front door but she never answered me. There were few lights on this time so I went up the steps not knowing what to expect.

    When I got to her room the lamp was on and Lynn was sound asleep. I was so nervous about what I was doing I knocked on the door and called out her name again. I then turned on the ceiling light to make sure she wasn't awake. I was dissapointed that she wasn't naked this time but all she had on was a night shirt and panties. I was shaking as I did it but I pushed the night shirt up over her breasts and took off her panties. She stirred slightly a couple times but still never woke up. I touched her breasts at first then pushed her legs apart as far as I could. I only had shorts on this time and I took them off and touched her face, lips and hand with my penis. In the course of an hour or so I masturbated twice before leaving.

    In the last 8 months I have done this 11 more times. four of those times she was already naked and twice only had panties on. Two months ago she was fully dressed when I went in. I was going to leave but instead litterly tried to wake her. When she didn't wake after me talking to her and shaking her shoulder, I went ahead and undressed her. When Madaline is home Lynn never does the drugs or drinks in front of her mother. I was dissapointed a few times when Madaline decided to stay home over the weekend. I talk to Lynn and Madaline everyday and I am positive that Lynn has no knowlege of what I have been doing. They both know my girfriend well and also know my son. I sit for hours sometimes watching for Lynn to come home. I can always tell when she is under the influence of something but am very careful when I go into the house. I always wait at least an hour or more and can usually tell when to go in just by the number of lights that are on. I wait at least 15 or 20 minutes, and call twice hoping she doesn't answer.

    I don't know all the drugs she takes but one night there was crack on her night table. Another night there were some pills in a napkin but I don't know what they were. Her girlfriend drops her off most of the time and I am beginning to think Lynn is either gay or bisexual. She doesn't have a boyfriend right now but she has in the past. I can't beleive it myself that I have stooped to doing something like this. I'm addicted to it so badly I often tell my girlfriend I don't feel good or go out to dinner making sure I take her back to her apartment before 2 am. It's always between 3 and 5 am that I am in the house with Lynn. Sometimes I go with only my bathrobe on and other times just wearing gym shorts. In any event I am naked most of the time as well, have a perpettual erection and masturbate twice. I fondle her breasts more than ever and touch her vagina and have touched her anus several times. I do finger her and have penitrated her vagina slightly. A number of times she got a little wet but that was the extent of it. She never responds and hardly ever moves around. She seldom rolls over, but it does alarm me when she does because I imagine her waking up. I don't know what I would do if she did wake up and catch me doing all of this to her. As guilty as I feel I still plan on doing it. During the week I masturbate just thinking about it.

    I have thought about taking pictures or videoing her but so far haven't sunk to that level. I like Lynn but I also hate her for being so pretty and sneaky about her drug use.

    The only reason/s i hate my neighbours are because they are 18 and walk around in shirt skirts and low cut tops, well actually i like that, i just hate thet they never allow me to erve long nough or that they never allow me the oppertunity to have a nice touch and go with them... so hot and sexy, blonde and big breasted. the other day they were laying on the grass between our two houses and as i went past them they rolled over too face me, then rolled on their backs as i past them to go the the letter box, and on the way past again they rolled over to face the other way, this stopped me from seeing up their skirts.. damn i hate my neighbours, BTW im 19 yr old male, so its not like im a dirty old perv...

  • Here's the story on my neighbors that live across the street from me, I kinda want to say their name on her but I wont. The father is a douchbag who goes out of town every week, I know he's gotta be doing illegal operations, anyway, his wife, well she's white trash, and their 3 sons well they take the cake. About 15 years ago they moved on my block and at first I thought they were cool, but looks are deceiving, they are the most horrible, heartless, idiotic freaks I've ever lived near. The oldest son, he's a total douch, he backed into a car parked on the street and didn't even admit fault, he blamed it on his friend who is probably his gay lover, he's over 300 pounds and plays football at Benedictin University is Lisle IL, the middle boy is not so horrible, but the youngest one is just as rude as the oldest boy! The 3 of them think their poop don't stink because their mommy sells crystal in their home and they've got these cameras on their house and all of them drive $40,000.00 vehicles! And the boys' granddaddy got fired from Goodwill so he turned around and started his own business where people get a better item for a lower price...I try not to use the word hate, dislike is more like it. I just try to be a sweet young lady who wants to have peace and quiet, but not the case the crazies across the street, what's really bad is that the oldest boy has a set of drums in his garage and he's not the greatest drummer, no beat at all..The best part is that everytime the cops go over there, they blame me! I figure someone else on the block is taking care of the situation, so I just ignore the accusations, my biggest peeve is that they let all their friends park right in front of my home, but it's public property and I just have to keep reminding myself that..I'm just glad that I'm not the only person who dislikes their neighbors =)

    I laugh at the thought of life. Caught on to the shallow thought patterns of women and began hating them for it. Hating them. I hate them. They don't want all the things they say they want. They want the man who treats them like they don't deserve to breathe. It's disgusting. On behalf of all nice guys, fuck you, eat shit and die. I hope you grow old and lonely having that marriage you wish you wanted where your husband doesn't respect you at all. You fucking asked for it. Fuck all of you.

    I've lived in my house for 2 years and the about a year ago I got a new neighbor. At first things were fine, we were able to
    Communicate to them about the dogs constant barking and they have bought a dog color and occasionally used it. Now they've pretty much threw up the screw you neighbor about their dogs barking since I have tried talking to them again about it. I've called the cops after months and months of getting no where with my dear neighbors. Apparently this has upset them so much to the point where they now have been doing petty shit to try to
    Irritate me. Setting their car alarms off purposely and saying rude and inappropriate things everytime I walk to my car with my child. Recently they've been taking my trash can an throwing it behind, on, next to my car. Today I came home and found a trash bag ripped open and my Childs diapers placed all around my car!! Now this is just plain ridiculous!!! I am not going to retaliate with childish garbage but I've had enough of this crap! I'm about to fork up the cash for a security camera an turn them in for harassment!

    I have a old fat neighbor that is so nosy everytime i am out side she is in her window or porch watching me.I am gonna fuck her in her ass just because she is so nosy.She is 300lbs long gray hair 60`s.I am 36.I am staring to speak to her just to get to know her and fuck her fat ass.

  • The bastard next door, his screeching wife and two squalling brats...I put up with their parties on work nights (not Friday or Saturdays) into all hours of the night. I put up with their friends parking in front of my house at said parties to make out and drink the last drops out of their beer bottles (which they drop on my lawn) before they drive away. I put up with them tying their damn howling dog up every single weekend for hours on end. I put up with their screaming screeching brats fighting in the back yard. I put up with them yelling and slamming doors at each other. I never said a word to them about any of these things.

    Now the white trash RENTER....I OWN my house.....has cut down all the bushes on my side of the fence. He had to reach over the fence to do this. Now I have to SEE his stupid kids, stupid wife, stupid dog and his stupid friends partying. Bastard.

    I hope his dog gets hit by a truck. I hope his whole family gets wiped out in their miserable SUV. It has a KORN sticker on it. If you see it rolled in a ditch let me know so I can celebrate.