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Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

- I Hate My Neighbor -

Hey, you Indian retards, a car horn is used to signal danger, not as a fucking doorbell.

Also, stop eyeballing me like I'm the bad guy because I finally had to call the cops on your drum-playing idiot son. I tried to work it out with you face to face but you wouldn't have any of it, so I had to call in the big guns. I've heard around the grapevine that you're looking to move out and buy a house, which would ordinarily be fantastic news, if not for the fact that your poor asses can't afford a house in this neighborhood, so most likely you won't be moving at all. What a shame.

Move back to Bombay and go bathe in feces in the Ganges.

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# 9338 - by Anonymous / October 24, 2010
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I have been in this complex more than three years with my family. About a year ago a group of people moved out about the same time and SOMEHOW about four families of trailer trash moved in all around me! They go through this complex like the 4 units own it (it's 60 units or so). Their shit is everywhere. The kids toys, bikes, motorized cars, and other crap is always all over. The place has ten times more trash and they don't try to be quiet that often. The asshole above me is always fucking with shit above me. Idiots around here think they are on a farm. Twice now I thought I was going to get out of here, only to find I couldn't move. I am ready for winter, just so I don't have to see these assholes outside!

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    # 9298 - by Anonymous / October 8, 2010
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    after a terrible rain storm, there's a lof of fallen trees and leaves. my fxxxing neighbor just blow it all to my side. I told him to stop and he refused. He put all the fallen tree branch inside his yard to my side. He even cut down his own good tree and put on my side walk. What a wonderful fxxxing neighbor. I call 311 to complian and they transfer me to the police. NO one got hurt and they don't care. What can I do. My house is one house away to his house, but he is afrid of his next door neighbor, so he decide to put all the garbage in front of my house. So he blew the leave from his house pass his next door neighbor then leave everthing to my side. The is the one shold go to hell. Fuxxing assssssssssssssssssshx

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    # 9263 - by Anonymous / September 18, 2010
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    Once again, greetings from beautiful downtown Dundas, Canada.

    Okay- Came home from work early (the perks of flex time). Not one, not two, but three of the trashy neighbours sitting on their front porch (at least I assume there is a porch still there- who could see under all the s*$# that has been parked there since before Labour Day). And one teen skank is still wearing a housecoat at 3 15 in the afternoon!

    Now I know, she could possibly be a nightshift worker who just woke up, but I'm too old for fairytales! That would actually mean that I would have to believe that any of them have jobs or attend school..... and my mother didn't raise me to be stupid. Unfortunately, it appears that their mother has raised them stupid. Or at least ignorant and foulmouthed. I'm assuming that they are all the spawn of this woman. I could be wrong, again, but....

    Since Mother Nature was not kind last evening, and the lightening bolt didn't make them and my problems disappear, I guess I'll have to continue to fantasize about other methods to expedite their departure. A sinkhole might be more amusing, but the logistics are a little difficult.... for now.

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    # 9243 - by Anonymous / September 8, 2010
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    Okay- Day after Labour Day here in beautiful, downtown Dundas, CANADA.

    You may remember from my earlier rant about the white trash neighbours who moved in over the weekend-the ones with s*$# piled on the front and back decks, the bonfire being fed with broken furniture that they (for some God unknown reason) brought with them, and the delicate ladylike discussion of some skank tuning a broad in the North end of Hamilton.

    Right now, I am looking at a backyard full of broken pieces of wood ( perhaps a family heirloom), and listening to the mother (a real June Cleaver, I’m sure) as she screams profanity at her children about bring some s&$# in the house and not f*$#ing caring.

    I’m thinking of talking to the rest of the neighbourhood (not something I do often, I should inform you), and possibly starting a pool to see how long before the police have to be called.

    The weather forecast is calling for possible showers overnight. Would it really be so bad to pray for a thunderstorm, and for lightening to strike the house?

    Just wondering.

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    # 9239 - by Anonymous / September 7, 2010
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    Okay- Labour Day Monday here in Dundas,Canada. The house next door, which has just been rented out the first of the month, is now occupied by white trash!!!!!! They started moving in on the Saturday, bring all their broken, worthless piece of s*&% furniture and stacking it on the back deck and front porch for all the neighbourhood to admire. After assessing what had been damaged during the move, they proceeded to use hammer and hatchet to break it all up and start a bonfire in the backyard! Despite the open fire bylaws. I've also had the pleasure of listening to one of their douche bag visitors brag about beating up some skank in the north end of Hamilton. (Now I know where they come from). Excuse me while I close the windows to keep the smoke from wafting into my kitchen while making my dinner. Much better, and the country music being blared is at least now tolerable. The only saving grace is that winter is approaching, and my windows being closed may offer some form of barrier (like a deodorant) from the trash. I'll keep you posted.

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    # 9236 - by Anonymous / September 6, 2010
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    My sister had lived in the same neighborhood as me. She had to leave because of her very domestically abusive husband who is torturing the hell out of her and the kids even in their divorce today . Now his neighbor buddies have been spreading lies about me and my family. They have parties and purposely tell lies to other neighbors who don't know the true story (police records and all). These neighbors have taunted me, shined lights in my house and turned away my children from neighborhood parties. The police have not done a thing. Evil does exist. Why are people so gullible? This one neighbor tells people I 've said terrible things about neighbors I don't even know, and they believe her, because these neighbors portray themselves as fun and innocent. Evil exists people. Be careful who you invite in your house.

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    # 9205 - by Anonymous / August 25, 2010
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    he is a stupid hippie freak who thinks he can boss all the kids on our estate round he even dragged one along the pavement, hes always skulking round his garden like a freakish peeping tom and he even cuts holes in his hedge to spy on the other neighbours, I wish he would drop dead!!!!!
    Oh and he has a shitty brown house full of crap everywhere and he never washes his clothes or has a bath what a tramp!!!!

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    # 9190 - by Anonymous / August 22, 2010
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    My nieghbors are retarded. They can not control their badass children and one of them cheats on her husband. I wish they would stop trying to be my friend and take their drama elsewhere.

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    # 9183 - by Anonymous / August 19, 2010
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I am a 45 yo gay male living in San Francisco. I did not choose to be gay but I did cboose NOT to have children. I moved into my studio apt 4 years ago. There is an apt upstairs with 2 guys in their 20's and 2 guys in back apt in their 40's. We are all professionals and except for the occasional front door live in peaces and quiet. Until the guys in the back moved out and in came a 20 something dingbat bitch and her two boys - 10 and 6!! It's been 2 months and I am going out of my mind. The landlord allowed me to build a patio on the property out of a weed patch nopbody was using. they paid the materials and i did all the work. I had a wonderful peaceful garden to sit and enjoy a cup of coffee or glass of wine. Not anymore. The fucking kids are always outside yelling, screaming, and playing. When i go inside to get away from them i still hear them. They run inside the apt. There is all sorts of banging and noise. They are a 3 person fucking noise machine. They cannot even leave the house quietly!! It takes her 3 or 4 trips to the MASSIVE-EXPEDITION SVU till they got everything they need and away they go. Not only do i hate her for the kids, but she has a fucking Ford Expedition - the biggest gas guzler in the world and she lives in an urban city. Take your kids and your SVU and move to the fucking suburbs - thats what they are meant for. I can no longer enjoy the space that i created for myself. Nor can i endure being in my own apartment anymore. I work from home and now i have to leave in search of peace and quiet. What do I do?? Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find a LARGE inexpensive studio in San Francisco thats not a shithole? My friends say kill her with kindness - I tried to lay down the law up front. I even told her I was dissappointed when I saw seh had a kid and downright depressed when she told me it was 2 kids!! I fucking hate them - I really hate all people with kids - they dont belong in an apt urban setting if mom cant keep them silent both indoors and out. You dont hear any noise from me. I sit outside and drink coffee - no sound. Im inside my apt - no sound. Why is it that i have to hear ewvery fucking action and word these lil prick bastard kids make? I would love to hear if other people have the same situation.

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    # 9175 - by Anonymous / August 16, 2010
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