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Neighbors - we all have them, whether they live a mile away or just on the other side of a paper-thin wall. So, they're your neighbors, and you have to try to be civil. Or do you? Do you hate your neighbors? Tell the world about it. Ever "accidentally" cut down a neighbor's bush, or "accidentally" blow fallen leaves into their yard? Ever get a neighbor's mail by accident and opened it? Ever spied on a neighbor? We want to know!

- I Hate My Neighbor -

I hate my neighbor...I pay REALLY high rent for a really nice place and two weeks ago this JAY-Z freak moved in next door....the only thing I hear from when i get home to midnight is base...its like fucking chinese water torcher...and I like rapp! Thats how bad it is

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# 5543 - by Anonymous / April 12, 2003
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I hate my neighbors becuase they are white trash,
    -never take care of their own garbage
    -have three pit bull puppies tied to the same chain in the backyard (who bark all the time for attention)
    -have kids running around at all hours of the night in the street (I am talking about 2 year olds! IN THE STREET AT 2AM!!)
    -play rude music loudly
    and all kinds of other "bad neighbor" kinds of things.
    I bought my house three years ago here on this quiet street when I was 22 years old. I am not rich, and I am not the average loud party throwing kid. I work hard for what I have and these people seem to live on welfare, or something, because not one of them works. Well, not that I can tell. They live in a rental duplex that is run down, and looks like it should be demolished.
    I am a little sore about this whole subject on account of the city coming into my yard and citing me for a handful of "violations" such as: having a trailer (utility trailer for my business, 5'X8'), having trash in my pickup truck (my business is cleaning out repossessed homes, there is always something in there, I cant help it), storing the doors and softop of my jeep in the driveway (they called it metal debris, jerks) and even went so far as to tell me that they could even take anything they feel like in my garage, if they ever drive by and find it open to the public. Naturally, I feel this is abuse of their power, and I will NOT be buying another home in this city, I will move out of town when I can. In the meantime, I will try to buy the highest fence I can afford so that nobody can see what I do with my own property. I don't feel that what I have done is detrimental to my neighborhood. I keep up my yard, my house is in impeccable shape, and I dont play loud music. The neighbors who know me, like me, and we meet at the mailbox and chat, etc. I dont understand how I can be a boon to society, while these other people can basically destroy our neighborhood and property value. It seems all backwards to me!
    Disgruntled Homeowner
    (damn right I am on my high horse, I bought it, remodeled it and keep it up)

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    # 5542 - by Anonymous / January 2, 2002
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I was friends with this guy "Bob" for years. His parents died, left him a fortune (Mercedes, new Cherokee, a house, stocks, bonds, and a shitload of cash) He was a millionare. He wanted to live with me and I said ok cus we were friends and it would be easier for me to pay bills with someone paying half. That didn't happen.
    For one, Bob-hole never paid his half of the rent or utilites on time. When we went food shopping, he'd throw whatever he wanted into the cart, I'd write a check, and he didn't want to pay. When he finally did pay, he would pay for half of what he picked out but eat ALL OF MY FOOD. Good deal- pay half, get 100%.
    He started shit with my landlord, neighbors, my friends and family, and anyone who came over to make repairs. He would call me and wake me up any time of night- 12:00, 3:00, 5:30-it did not matter that those are hours I sleep. He'd even call my family at late hours like that no matter how many times he was told not to. Everytime we went out to eat he would find fault with the waiters or waitresses just so he didn't have to tip them. He would degrade them and give them a hard time for no reason at all, treated them like dirt.
    He farted and burped out loud all the time no matter where we were. He'd curse in front of mothers and their children- no respect. When the millenium came, he panicked and bought a shitload of canned beans. When you live in a little trailer with the windows closed during wintertime, there is no room for a burping fartbag like him eating BEANS. Especially since he smoked like a freight train and never emptied the ashtrays. He'd leave one square of toilet paper on the roll just so he didn't have to get another one 2 feet away right in front of him.
    One night he woke me up around 2 a.m.- I heard all this moaning and groaning in the bathroom, banged on the wall yelling "A fine time to start jerking off!. You woke me up you asshole!" It ends up he was just taking a shit but he really could have kept it down.
    I already mentioned that he was rich- but he didn't want to bother to buy some teeth. When he smiled he looked like a fucking Jack O'Lantern and I'd like to stick a candle in his head. Eventually he got some teeth but they fell out of his pocket. I hope they got run over by a car and are travelling around town.
    He hasn't worked in years and lived off his parents until they died. He was stuck up because of his money and because he did not have to work. He got evicted from my place for all the trouble he caused and since he was a compulsive gambler trying to get more rich, he gambled away everything he had and now drives a taxi. What a nightmare he was.

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    # 5541 - by Anonymous / April 4, 2003
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I have very justifiable reasons for hating this awful hag. I want to send her a bunch of Giant Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches hidden if a bouquet of flowers. I'd like to fart in a jar, label it "SMELL" and watch her open it and smell it. I'd like to put "invisible" trip wire around her yard so she falls and breaks something, including her glasses.I'd like to throw baloney all over her car so it ruins the paint leaving a polka dot pattern. I wish I could control her mind and make her crap herself in public and not care either.

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    # 5540 - by Anonymous / April 2, 2003
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I hate my whole neighborhood. They are the most racist pieces of shit I have ever met in my entire life.
    White trash mother fuckers whom I wish nothing but pain and misery for the rest of their life.
    They can all Rot in Hell!

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    # 5539 - by Anonymous / April 1, 2003
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    My neighbor has the only dog on our street, and he lets it out to do its business. Unfortunately, he chooses my yard. I had asked the neighbor t not let him loose, but he wouldn't do it. I even took pictures of the dog pooping in my yard. Still, more dog poop.
    Well, one night I put on rubber gloves and picked up a handfull of droppings. I smeared it on the outside of his house door handle, and under his car door handle.
    The next morning I got up and stood by my window as he left for work. He walked out, shut the door, and started cussing. He went inside, came out with towels and cleaned the door knob.
    Then he went to open his car door. Another surprise!!
    He was really screaming expletives now!!
    After he left, I laughed my butt off. He now puts his dog on a tie out.

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    # 5538 - by Anonymous / March 31, 2003
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    Want to read about a prank pulled on a neighbor? Read it on the True Crimes forum on this site, the name of the story is "Divorce court"

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    # 5537 - by Anonymous / March 29, 2003
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    I have no complaints about my neighbor. Heck, he'll go out and get two blow jobs and come back and give me one!!

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    # 5536 - by Anonymous / March 24, 2003
    - I Hate My Neighbor -

    If my neighbor doesnt stop yelling at me to be quiet, even though I am not noisy, Im going to fling dog crap at the side of her house!!!!

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    # 5535 - by Anonymous / March 22, 2003
    • - I Hate My Neighbor -

    Our apartment complex is fairly large...There are about 15 buildings with 5 town-house apartments in each. We've had relatively few problems with the neighbors. Everyone is pleasant, quiet, and minds their own business. Except...the dog lady. In our building, we are at the left end of the building, and the Dog Lady's apartment is on the right. Each apartment has it's own little patch of lawn in the front. She's got her lawn, and we've got ours, and life is great. I have no problem with dogs...I understand she's got to take the yappy little mutt out for walks so he doesent end up ruining the carpets. The dog can crap on her lawn all it wants, I don't give a rat's ass!

    However, this insufferable moron has no bones about letting the dog crap on our lawn as well! I'd probably not have such a problem with it...if she picked up after the mutt. But that makes too much sense, doesn't it? I know in urban areas there are pooper-scooper laws, but this is the suburbs. I think it's damn rude and inconsiderate. And it doesn't happen every now and then. It's three or four times a week. I am tempted to remove the feces, and leave them on her door step with a little note..."Dear Neighbor, when you were out walking your dog...I think you dropped something...". Or maybe if I could put it in a bag, and light it on fire, but I want to be civil. I don't want to be rude...but it's just so annoying!!

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    # 5534 - by Anonymous / December 24, 2001
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