Our apartment complex is fairly large...There are about 15 buildings with 5 town-house apartments in each. We've had relatively few problems with the neighbors. Everyone is pleasant, quiet, and minds their own business. Except...the dog lady. In our building, we are at the left end of the building, and the Dog Lady's apartment is on the right. Each apartment has it's own little patch of lawn in the front. She's got her lawn, and we've got ours, and life is great. I have no problem with dogs...I understand she's got to take the yappy little mutt out for walks so he doesent end up ruining the carpets. The dog can crap on her lawn all it wants, I don't give a rat's ass!

However, this insufferable moron has no bones about letting the dog crap on our lawn as well! I'd probably not have such a problem with it...if she picked up after the mutt. But that makes too much sense, doesn't it? I know in urban areas there are pooper-scooper laws, but this is the suburbs. I think it's damn rude and inconsiderate. And it doesn't happen every now and then. It's three or four times a week. I am tempted to remove the feces, and leave them on her door step with a little note..."Dear Neighbor, when you were out walking your dog...I think you dropped something...". Or maybe if I could put it in a bag, and light it on fire, but I want to be civil. I don't want to be rude...but it's just so annoying!!