Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Keeping It In The Family

Married for 5 years and my wife and I were virgins on our wedding night, she has grown into an experienced lover willing to try most things and enjoys wearing sexy lingerie for me, foolishly I confessed to her my love of older women and how when younger would watch my mother dress. She listened intently to my confession and did not seem to be annoyed with it. Little did I know what she had planned, a few weeks later we were to spend Christmas with my parents. The first night of our visit my wife had a lot to drink and told my mother what I had confessed! I was so mortified my mother looked shocked! My father stated it wasn't fair that I had seen his wife (my mother naked) but he had not seen my wife naked! This was getting out of hand, however, my mother agreed and moved over to my wife and began to undress her. My wife did protest but not as much as I thought she should have. Slowly her clothes were removed until she was down to he bra and panties, I thought that would be the end of it, but no, my mother was determined to strip her and for her to stand before us all naked, eventually was was naked and what a sight for me and my parents! My mother was congratulated by my father and said that we were not even, my mother asked me if when I was watching her dress years ago did I want to touch her? I stated no, but on other occasions I would sniff her warm used panties, so in front of us all she reached under her dress and slipped of her panties and gave them to me and told me to sniff them! She could see my embarrassment and also the boner I was sporting!

  • Aunt Ann

    I always had a crush on my Aunt Ann, best boobs, I would all try to get a peek at them when our families went to the shore, I'd always try to look down her shirt. No luck.

    Fast forward a few years, Aunt Ann was a sectary for a car dealership and was at the annual Christmas party. My mom phoned me and asked if I can pick Aunt Ann up because she had too much to drink.

    I pull up and she's trashed. Her dress was strapless and I couldn't help looking.

    She was upset because she flashed her coworkers and the alcohol was wearing off and reality of everyone seeing her boobs set in.

    I joking said man I wish I was there, I always wanted to see them!

    She said nothing and I pulled into the station for gas.

    I got back into the car and noticed her dress was down and those big bare boobs with silver dollar aerolas were finally bare in front of me.

    She said I could look but not touch, hell I didn't care. We drove to her house with her boobs out.

    Next morning I took her to get her car and she asked me if I took care of myself last night, I told her I came buckets.

    Ever since then she'd give me a flash!

    Found A Bag, Moms Nudes And A Vibrator And Dildo

    Im 29 years old, I live at home with my mom and dad. They are both 60 years old. In the house we have a room, thats really just for storage and has some beds for family. Recently my parents were looking for old tax documents and started going through all of this storage. A few weeks later, I walk into the storage room and on one of the beds is a photo 2006 of my mom in panties in our old house. Underneath is a envelope I open and look it nothing. Under the envelope is a black bag with a zipper. I open this to find another envelope and inside i found the goods. Old photos of my mom dating back to late 80s, early 90s. She is naked, being cute or sexy. Under the envelope in the bag with a purple little vibrating dildo curved up, and a pink dildo with a suction cup. I looked through the photos and I grabbed my phone taking the picture of the photos. Noe I have them in my locked file on my phone.

  • Family Activites

    None of our parents knew how active my cousins ...both boys and girls, including some that were siblings... we're with each other starting from our preteens and going well into our early teens.

    Addicted To My Asian Mommy's Mature Feet Nghhhh

    I love locking my little clitty in my pink chastity cage and plapping my beta balls with my dildo while I look at pics of my mommy's feet and imagine strangers ruining her holes HGNNNNNN

  • Arranged Marriage In My Future

    We were in the 11th grade and our English teacher took my notebook from me, read all the scribbling in the margins. My parents were called in. They were given the notebook. My mother wanted to know if this was all my handwriting. I told her I was sexually frustrated, tired of being virgin.

    A few months later a guy came to our house. 28, he was just out of the Marine Corp, after getting his commission via the ROTC. I was given the option, get married, or agree to remain virgin until I graduated from college.

    He answered an add my mother put on line.

    "For that eligible bachelor. Young woman looking for a real man. Cooking and cleaning brings joy to my world. Mature for my age. Christian, family oriented. Ready for marriage and commitment."

    He was 'clean cut', manly, too manly. Smart and good looking.

    I elected to remain virgin. He waited for me. Now I'm in a homemaking program. He won't marry me until I finish the course with flying colors.

    My Aunt

    I saw my Aunt naked and watched her on video tape having long hours of sex.

    Moms Friend

    Every Tuesday morning my mum would have coffee with her friends at our house.

    They sat around our kitchen table and chatted for about two hours every Tuesday, i would be in the kitchen listening to them chatting.

    One of these days I was on the floor playing with my toy cars ,anyway I ended up under the table unknown to my mum or her friends.

    As i looked up one of her friends called Susan was sitting at the head of the table, she had a short skirt on, her legs slightly apart,I could see her knickers.

    I was fascinated i moved to get a closer look i was fascinated, as i moved nearer
    I accidentally touched her foot, she looked under the table at me and smiled.

    As I looked at her knickers she opened her legs a little wider my cock was solid i had butterflies in my stomach she was giving me a full show she spread them wider i was enthralled.

    Then she closed her legs excused herself from the table and went to the bathroom i was gutted but I stayed where I was none of the other women knew i was there.

    Then Susan came back and sat down, then she opened her legs and i saw my first pussy, she had a full bush i could see her lips i was amazed.

    Then she put her hand between her legs and started to play with herself, my heart was pounding my cock standing to attention her fingers were soaked then she beckoned me over i slid closer and she reached out her hand.

    She caught my hand and guided it to her pussy she was soaking wet she rubbed my hand against her pussy ,
    my fingers were soaked as i rubbed her pussy, after a short while she pushed me away,and that was it over.

    I licked my fingers her juice tasted like heaven, every week after I was under the table watching but never got another feel.

    Not The Way I Expected To Have A Husband And A Family

    18, almost. New freshman. 1st week in college. Dorm Roommate accepts an invitation to a party. A lot of people, noise, booze, pot. On the floor two people doing it. We try to leave but are held back, introduced to a couple of guys, both in graduate school. They take us to their apartment, one each. We wake up, hung over, in bed with them. Fucked.

    I got pregnant. My roommate is ok. The father tries to deny it. But there are witnesses. The marriage ceremony was subdued. That was the end of college. He finishes his degree, we go to the mountains and I have my baby.

    All well that ends well. He gets used to me, I get used to him. We have more kids. I go to college at thirty. Been married forty years, one man.

  • Daughters Fantasy

    A week ago I was locking up the house for the night my wife was in bed, all the lights were off and as I passed my daughters bedroom I heard soft moans, her door was slightly open but nothing was visible just her moaning softly, yes Daddy yes oh yes I heard the bed creaking a little she was clearly masturbating calling my name saying yes, over and over, I was rock hard I quietly made it down to our bedroom where I creeped under the covers mouth straight to my wife's c**t sucking and licking her like crazy turning her to doggy pos and pounded her pussy till I exploded wads of cum inside her and all this time seeing my daughters face saying yes Daddy yes fuck me. Shit now what do I do, my daughter is only fourteen. Fifteen next week.