Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Step Father

My mother has married a man that I detest. They’ve been married now for 3 years. I have gotten it in my mind to have him fuck me, catch it on camera and then use that to my advantage in the ruination of their marriage.

I started flashing him initially walking around in a nightie no panties letting him catch a glimpse of my pussy and ass. Wearing short skirts and sitting in a manner where he can see my panties or no panties pussy. Stuff like that. Towel drops too. Twice when mom wasn’t around, I walked into the kitchen in the morning just holding a towel with one hand not even coming close to covering anything. I could see his arousal in his pants. Mom was out with the girls one afternoon when I set up the camera in my room leaving my bedroom door open and used a vibrator on myself. My overly loud moans moved him to come to my door and watch. Our eyes met as I worked my toy in and out of me. He just stood there a tent in his pants watching. No words. I said, “Are you going to just watch or are you going to fuck me?” He quickly removed his clothing and then unexpectedly gave me the best sex I had ever had! He nibbled, licked and kissed every single inch of my being. And I mean every inch! I had never had such a wonderful eating of my pussy done, his penis grinding and his fingers working my G spot all of which bringing me into Heavenly orgasms, squirting orgasms a first for me. He was gentle and a beast. I found myself in a pleasure zone I had not known of. We laid there his kisses so intimate so soul stirring. Then he left my room. I had my video but what was suppose to ruin him and have him ousted from our life really backfired. I just laid there in exhaustion and exquisitely so. We carried on with our daily routine he and I never letting on as to what we did. Days turned into weeks. Nothing! Nothing but the memory of that day and my watching the video over and over again wanting it to happen again. Every time we were about to be alone, he would leave the home or work in the yard, garage, whatever. He was avoiding me. Finally I couldn’t stand it. I went into the garage and grabbed him finding myself begging him to fuck me dropping to my knees and placing him in my mouth. It worked! He stripped me naked and fucked me in the garage bent over his Harley he licked my ass and ate my pussy and then entered my pussy with his girth slowly moving himself in and out of me. He blew his load in me and then finger fucked me into another squirting big O. That was over three weeks ago and again I am finding myself hoping for more and he seemingly not interested. What’s even more upsetting is I can hear my mom screaming in orgasm at night. This has backfired bad. The man I hated and wanted out of my life, I now want in me now and always. I’m fucked but not in the way I want. I have created a monster in me. The whole idea was to get him to leave and now I don’t want him to leave me alone. UUHHGGGGG!

  • My Cousin Posted A Photo On The Family FB Group

    She has no idea that her pussy is visible from the side up thru her shorts. She took the photo herself, hard to explain but when she took it there is a mirror in front of her and she was trying to do this out of focus beyond the mirror and only like three quarters of her is in the frame, she has one leg up and the other with her foot on the floor. When I zoomed in to her crotch I can without any imagination see her pussy lips and upper area pubic hair. I saved the photo immediately thinking for sure someone would tell her quickly and she would take it down, but no, it has been up on the group for about two days now. I am just wondering how she could miss something like that especially posting it in the family group telling us she was working on the background thing for a class, she does photography as a hobby and now I just cannot bring myself to tell her about it because I gave her a thumbs up within minutes of her posting it. Quite a few have hearted it, thumbs up and given her positive comments about it.

    Here is the best part of it all, I saw her pussy years ago, saw her completely naked and we would take turns touching each other exploring our sexuality. I never had a photo of it though and she is still very gorgeous even with a few more pounds on her. I know she would never do this on purpose but I am just waiting for her to notice and take it down or someone else tell her about it.

    I Think The Hottest Words I Ever Heard Were

    my mother saying she was going to hell for this as I pulled her underwear down to play with her pussy. The trade was good grades in high school, the first quarter of my third year started out rough for me, she asked me what it would take for me to improve. I told her if she let me see and touch her naked body I would get good grades, certainly not all A's but definitely passing all my classes. When the grade report came out she was both happy and nervous, even laughed after parent teacher conferences and most of my teachers telling her they were so happy to see my turn around. How she could not possibly tell them about the incentive behind it.

    I had her lay down on my bed fully clothed, wanted a button up blouse on her, a skirt with nylons and I was going to undress her. I did the top first and played with her breasts and nipples for a while then went down removing her skirt and nylons playing with her feet first, as I started sliding her underwear off and had a view of her pussy she whispered out that she was going to hell for this so I better keep my grades up. I was sliding the underwear off her feet and said back to her How about I get to do this after every grade report? She hesitated and told me okay but added this stays between us and I never tell a soul about it.

    I think the first time I licked her so good that she had a few orgasms she was pretty good with it, the first few times with her I imagine she was quite frustrated when I was done because I had no idea on what to do and she offered no suggestions just wanting to be over. I learned thru sex ed and reading on my own what made a woman orgasm, first time I did it to her she was quite blown away by it and embarrassed a little. I remember showing her my next to last grade report my forth year and she seemed pretty happy to get stripped down and pleasured but when I wanted to up the ante for the final grade report to me getting a blow job she told me no. Our last session was a long, she finally told me I had to stop now, she was worn out and over sensitive and she figured this was going to happen since it was my last one. I tried getting her to do it again like a month later and she told me we were done, she honored the deal thru to the end but no more so I never pushed it again.

  • Granddaughter's Visit.

    My daughter -in- law has always been very flirty with me even in front of my wife. I have always thought that someday things might go all the way ,but it hadn't yet. This brings me to her daughter my granddaughter. She's very attractive not a model ,but a sexy slightly plump girl she just turned 21 2 months ago. Anyway my wife and daughter-in-law were going shopping and the granddaughter didn't want to go so they asked if I was alright with her hanging out at our house until they got back. I really didn't have any plans so said sure we'll have a nice visit while you two are shopping. Little did I know how nice this visit would be. Once the girls left it was me and Samantha alone so I asked how things are going for her and about her job. We made small talk for maybe 20 - 25 minutes or so when Samantha looked at me kind of funny. She said Gramps can I confession something to you and you promise you won't be mad or tell anyone especially my mom. I said sure Sammy you can always tell me anything and I could never be mad at you and I can keep a secret. Well you know how mom's always flirting with you. I said yes, but it's harmless fun. Then she told well Gramps it makes me mad. I said really why? Then she said because if she ever went further and you two ended up having sex you would not want me. I was confused and said sweety I wouldn't do that with her and even if I did I would always want you thinking in an innocent manner. Sammy floored me when she said really Gramps you want to have sex with me because that's all I think about. I've wanted to fuck you since I was 15 and I caught you coming out of the shower naked. I barely remember that. I said Sammy that's not what I meant when I said that, but now that you said that I would love nothing more than to fuck you. She smiled and grabbed my hand and led into the guest bedroom. Once inside we stopped and I was already hard she took me in her mouth for a quick taste. Gramps I want to feel you cum in my pussy I'm on the pill so it's okay to cum in me. I mounted her and slowly started fucking that sweet pussy of hers. I only lasted about 3 minutes before I filled her with my cum. Once I pulled out she demanded I lick her clean which I did without hesitation. I've always wanted to eat a creampie but my wife thinks it's gross. To be cont.

    I Started Showing It To Her As A Surprise

    My father passed away when I was twelve and when I was around fourteen I began trying to see my mother naked, I would sneak into her bedroom and look at her in the bathroom showering, it was glass on two sides so offered a great view from the doorway by looking in the mirrors above the sinks. Amazing what I could see with just an inch of open door, between that and sniffing her underwear I was getting pretty sexually charged up all the time.
    Summer breaks at that time were just one long day of masturbating, usually with a pair her underwear on my face then I had an idea. What if let her see my cock like accidentally, somehow I had it in my mind that if she saw it then she would want to touch it. I had no idea I was right.

    First couple of times were simple bedroom door left open, like halfway or so, would listen for her coming down the hallway and change into shorts or something with my cock on full display when she walked by it. I walked a few times to the bathroom, naked first thing in the morning like I had to pee really bad, she made a few comments like could have grabbed a robe or on one morning she told me looks like you have a wood problem there.
    One evening while watching a movie we had rented I wore these gym shorts I had, they were big on me and the leg holes opened up pretty good when I crossed my legs or just sat with my legs open. She paused the movie and got up going into the kitchen and asked me if I wanted anything, told her sure and adjusted my cock so the head was visible in my leg hole, she walked up to me holding a bowl of whatever snack she made and was looking downward. She handed me the bowl with one hand and her other one went straight down pinching the head of my cock and she said it looks like somebody is peeking at me. The attention made me flinch, I got embarrassed that she actually noticed and touched it, she told me No, no keep it like that I like seeing it. I sat there with my legs crossed and my erection slowly growing exposing like two inches of my cock to her and about twenty minutes later she like crawled off the couch and came over to me. I was watching her but she was not looking up and was looking at my crotch, she went right over my feet and started licking the head of it and sucking, she pulled on it with her mouth then stopped and asked me to take off the shorts and maybe lay down on the floor she suggested. I did it and without another word she got over my legs and started sucking my cock again not stopping until I came twice.

    She let my cock fall out of her mouth after the second orgasm, she looked at me and asked what else I wanted to do tonight, I really, really wanted to see her breasts and asked if I could touch them. She rolled over onto her back on the floor with her arms up and told me to undress her so I did and was just amazed when I pulled her bra off, ran my fingers all over them while she laid there letting out little moans and then suggested going further and removing her sweats and underwear.

    I must have ran my fingers over her for half an hour, the movie ended and I just kept playing around with her, she then suggested that I rub her a certain way or better yet use my tongue for it. I fumbled and fingered, licked and sucked until she was letting a long moaning orgasm and thought we were done for the night, she was still smiling and began turning over, actually lifted a leg right up over my head. she went up on her knees, looked back at me and said might as well do it all and asked me to put my cock in her. I got up behind her and began doing it, she pushed right back sinking me into her, gave me a few more suggestions and I was having a great time. She then asked me to sort of rub her anus with a finger or thumb, just press on it some but don't go inside it, she was moaning and her head was going up and down with shouts of pleasure. I was going as fast as I could now and she was pushing back on me also, she started having another orgasm, legs were spreading out and her pussy was falling away from me. She reached back and grabbed my cock and started rubbing it on her anus telling me to push inside her some, i was just amazed watching the head sink in and felt her anus gripping it, she was rubbing her pussy with one hand and told me to just go in and out some. She moved forward quickly saying Oh! next time we need some lube and fell down on the floor laughing then asked what I thought about her now. I said something lame like best mom on the planet, she laughed and asked me to go wash my cock off because she wanted to suck on it more.

    The next several years were filled with evenings and days like this, she would wake me up for school with a blow job, say things like Do you think any other moms do this?

  • My Oldest Cousin .

    My oldest cousin Sue is 11 years older than me . When i was 14 she came to live with us . She had moved away for work . But she had come to go to our local University to study for a year . At weekends she sometimes went home to the house she shared with a friend . The University did not have the same holidays as schools . One two week school holiday i was at home . In the day my parents were at work . For 2 days Sue was out at University . Leaving me at home alone . I had nothing to get out of bed for . I often slept untill nearly lunch time . One morning i heard my parents go to work . I went back to sleep . I was woken by Sue getting in to bed with me . She was getting in behind me . She said i hope you don't mind but i was getting cold in my bed . I told her it was fine but i wanted to sleep . I was laying there and just about nodding off . When Sue reached over and put her hand in my pyjama bottoms . Holding my cock . With her being so much older than me . I never had any sexual thoughts about her . She was more like my older sister . Like any 14 year old . When she touched me i got hard . Sue said thats nice and kissed the back of my neck . She asked me to turn on to my back . When i did she lifted the bedding showing me she was naked . I had seen young girls naked when we played doctors and nurses . But not with tits and a hairy pussy . Sue asked if i wanted to have some fun . She crouched over me and guided me in to her pussy . She slid down it . My first time being in a pussy . Not just in it . Her pussy was touching my balls . She was riding me . I bet it only took 3 minutes for me to have the best orgasm ever . Better than wanking . It made my legs twitch , and it made me groan with extacy . When she got off she used a tissue to whipe cum off my pubic hair and her pussy . Sue asked did you enjoy that . I told her yes . She bent over and gave me a kiss . Do you want to do it again . When i told her yes . She said . Tommorow morning be ready . Your dad has set the heating to come on . I told him we were cold today . In the morning she was naked when she came in and my room was warm . She pulled the bedding off me and pulled my pyjamas off . She lay next to me asking me to kiss her . Then she asked if i knew how to lick pussy . When i told her no . She explained what she wanted me to do . She pulled her pussy lips apart and showed me her clitoris . Telling me she wanted me to lick her . But when she said lick my clit . She wanted me to put my lips over it . Sucking and using the tip of my tongue . I had never seen an orgasm . She was groaning and telling me . That's it don't stop . When she let me stop . She asked do you want to fuck me . I could not get in her pussy fast enough . I thought i was going to cum before i got it in . Just a few thrusts and i was cumming . We had sex most days .

    My Cousin Made Me Cum.

    This is my first confession, I can’t believe I’m saying this.

    So me and my cousin have always been close, one night we was watching a movie and it had a super hot sex scene in it, she said that it made her wet and it kinda turned me on, I know I shouldn’t think like that but it was so hot, I asked her to prove it to me that she was wet and she pulled her shorts to the side and I saw a wet spot on her panties, when I saw this my dick was throbbing, I had a lot of pre cum coming out of my tip, I showed her my pre cum and she got even more horny, we started to masterbate each other. She had a really strong orgasm, when I felt her get off, it made me get off, she even clean up the mess I made, she let me taste her cum, it smelled incredible. . It was so much fun. We had several experiences like this.

    From Fighting With Brother To Fucking Him. Incest Saved Our Family!

    My adult daughter (19) and adult son (20) were in that awkward space, almost grown up but not quite. They are living at home while attending community college, in hopes of transferring to 4-year universities.

    Like many brothers and sisters, they fought all the time. Eavesdropping. Invading each other's rooms. Snide remarks at the dinner table. Teasing. Monopolizing resources, from the second car to the living room TV to the backyard pool.

    My wife and I were at wit's end. We'd had to play referee too many times. Our family was in crisis.

    It all changed when I read online about an ¡ncestuous family. I'd never considered such a thing. After all, we're told it's dirty and bad, even though it happened all the time in the Bible. I discussed it with my wife and she was also skeptical. Nevertheless, we couldn't argue with that family's results. Their videos and blog posts showed real peace, happiness and harmony. The adult son and adult daughter were a couple, and the mother occasionally spent time alone with the adult son, while the father got with the adult daughter.

    Of course we'd never influence our own adult children, but we wanted to suggest the idea to them in a way that wouldn't freak them out but would encourage them to consider it. None of the other solutions...not even family therapy and an expensive retreat...had brought them peace in their sibling relationship.

    So we arranged a VC Andrews movie day! All the films happened to be free on Lifetime. 1ncest at every turn. A little dark at times, but the good people turned out fine.

    About a week later, we were all in the living room, watching TV after dinner.

    My son got up, yawned, stretched, and announced he was going up to his room to do homework.

    My daughter made a similar announcement about 10 minutes later.

    My wife and I snuggled on the sofa.

    Soon we heard noises coming from the direction of my son's bedroom. Bedsprings squeaking and a woman's muffled cries. Had our suggestion worked?

    My adult son came down in just boxers, all sweaty, hair disheveled. He took two bottles of cold water from the fridge.

    We heard more noises, and the shower running in the both bathrooms.

    Our adult son and daughter rejoined us in the living room. She was going to sit in an armchair, but he motioned her to the loveseat. He put his arm around her.

    My wife asked, gingerly, "Are you..." They interrupted her with their giggling. My adult son answered, "Yes we are. You were right. We were fighting to get your attention, when all we wanted was each other."

    My wife and I were overjoyed. I broke out a bottle of champagne for us all to share.

    My daughter declined, and asked for sparkling apple juice instead. "It's way too early to tell, but we know mom is eager to be a grandmother, so..." That's my adult son, never wasting time and always working hard. That's my adult daughter, always being responsible and diligent.

    Here We Are, Old And Gray. Eve, My Dear Wife, Is Here By My Side.

    I was in the 8th grade. One of my classmates was Eve. Her father was employed by my family. He suffered from alcoholism and my father saw fit to release him and discipline him. They lived in company housing. His wife, Elena was young. Eve was born when she was sixteen. Elena did work for my mother. It was my mother that insisted that Eve attend school with me. Eve was my best friend.

    But when her father lost his job, he went home and hanged himself. The tragedy was not lost on my mother. At the funeral she was ashen, scared, she trembled. She told my father in a loud voice, that he had to find a place in his heart for Elena, and Elena would fill his house with children. And Eve would have a home and a brother to look after her.

    My mother made room for Eve and her mother. Elena was moved in with my mother, they would have the mother's room. Eve would sleep with me, 'to hold her tight and tell her I loved her'. My father, had his own room. Elena would provide my father with a household of children.

    Eve slept with me, she turned on her back to draw me onto her, and was soon pregnant herself. The decision taken by her mother and mine was a quiet wedding, to which both parents signed. In short few years, between them they produced five children. The house rang with their voices, or as my mother would say 'at last we have the sounds of tiptoeing children, our home is not empty'. My mother it turned out loved Elena dearly.

    Eve, my dear friend of my school days, was my wife and best friend at home. I realized that I loved her so, and with her beside me I felt like a grown man. 'No man can love a girl so', some poet would have said.

    My mother ever so slowly forgave my father for disciplining Eve's father, causing him to take his own life. And throwing her true love, Elena, into a world of abject poverty. So, that night of the funeral, she gave Elena to my father, and gave Eve to me.

  • Which Is Better..?

    So which do you think is better when youre fucking your sister mom or cousin? Doing it so she feels you love her and only want her....or using her being rough and she feels you forced her?