Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Wrestling

My wifes sister is a lot younger than us . From her being a toddler she stayed with us at weekends . Letting her parents go to the pub on Friday and Saturday nights . From her being 7 she has liked to wrestle with me . I always let her win . Ending with me laying on my back with her sitting on my chest . She always wears a dress . Now she is 16 and when she sits on me it makes me feel horny . The last time we wrested and she was sitting on my chest when she told me she needed the toilet . When she came back she sat on my chest . She moved to sit close to my face . Her dress was over my face . When i looked her naked pussy was nearly touching my face . I couldn't stop myself from licking her . When i did she moved forward so her pussy was toching my mouth . I licked her . She got up and turned with her back to me lowering her pussy to my mouth . Letting me lick her . She got my cock out and wanked me . I am looking forward to the next time . I want to fuck her .

  • How It Started

    My cousin and I were really close. Andrea was a year younger than me and lived with our grandparents. When I was 13 and she was 12 we were walking home from school and a boy who had a crush on her was walking towards us. Hold my hand Phil and go along with what I say. Okay I said. The lad said hi and Andrea said to him this is Phil my boyfriend. He seemed to get the message and left. “What was that about?” I asked her.
    “He keeps asking me out but I don’t want to” “Let’s make sure he gets the message then . Come here and cuddle me “ We wrapped our arms around each other and I whispered in her ear “Is he still looking?” “Yeah but this should convince him “ she said then kissed me “He’s gone “ I said. Then we carried on walking home still holding hands. We went to her room and things got really interesting.
    To be continued

    Morning Sex

    I woke up this morning to the most amazing sex I’ve had in a long, long time. Thank you little bro, I love you so much.

  • Started Banging My Sister (again)

    My sister is like 6 years elder to me.
    Back when Covid happened, she was working in the same city as my college and of course, my parents - wanting to save some money - suggested we live together.
    So I gave up the house I had rented near my college and started staying with her (she lived alone but had a boyfriend)
    We started hookup up on a random evening, and it never stopped.

    I had every inch of her that summer, I’m pretty sure I’ve fucked her more than her boyfriend ever has.

    We stopped after a year or so though, as things got serious with her boyfriend.

    Fast forward to last week - she’s still with the same guy (engaged actually) and they live together, but she had a business thing and was staying over at my new place.

    It didn’t take long for my finger to slip into her underwear. I love fucking her so much, I hope I get to fuck her when she’s married too.

    I Once Fucked A Distant Cousin And Didnt Even Know It At The Time

    Back when i was in high school we always use to go to family gatherings where there were so many people and family members from all sides that some i had hardly ever met or even some never met period.

    So right around the time I turned 17 we had another gathering and I usually brought weed and snuck off to get high bc the adults were all a bunch of drunk idiots. So this time i go off to the side behind my grandparents house where no one went and could see me. My usual smoke spot. But to my surprise this was this younger girl there who i didnt recognize and never met. So i asked her name and had never even heard of her. Seriously didnt think she was related.

    So when i pulled out a joint she asked if she could smoke it with me. I asked lets call her Marissa, what her age was. And she said 13. Well she certainly didnt look quite 13. But i said sure why not. So as we are smoking the joint and passing it back and forth she all of a sudden says " weed makes me really horny when i get high. " i was taken back by her statement and was kinda shocked at first. I replied really at your age? She said yep i touch myself all the time thinking about dick. I said oh really? By now im starting to get hard in my pants. Marissa wasn't a particularly good looking girl, but she wasnt ugly either. A decent cute face. But she had a nice body with a fat bubble butt ass and nice boobs.

    I knew she was 4 years younger than me but i was horny as hell. So after her saying weed makes her horny i said do you wanna smoke another stick after the joint? By now she could see my erection in my pants and didnt say a word just reached down and rubbed my hard cock through my pants. She must have really enjoyed her hand on my crotch bc it stayed there til the J was done. Just rubbing it almost stroking it thru my pants.

    When the J was done she threw the roach on the ground and dropped to her knees without a word. She unzipped my pants and pulled out my cock. She grabbed it with a tight grip and started stroking it admiring its girth. She then started kissing and licking the head and slowly sucking it putting more and more of my shaft in her mouth between her lips. This girl definitely was no newbie to sucking a dick. She moaned in pleasure as she twirled her tongue on my dick sucking it. The way she looked up at me while sucking my dick gave me the feeling like i had already owned her and could do whatever i wanted to her sexually. I then grabbed the back of her head with a fist full of her hair and pushed her head down on my cock as i thrust my hips into her fucking her little throat. I hit the back of her throat as she gagged and took my cock out of her mouth and spit out a bunch of my pre cum. She then immediately grabs my penis and shoves it back on her mouth.

    After about a good 10 minutes or so i feel my balls tightening up and a good unload coming. I didnt even ask if she swallows and grabbed her head and kept it on my cock as i exploded. She didn't hesitate at all and started trying to swallow every bit of my juice. Well i came so hard she couldnt and some oozed out her mouth and got on her face. But she didnt care. Her only words when she was done were you tatsed great and where we gonna fuck?

    So there was this little guest bedroom in my grandparents house that was off to the back and no one hardly ever went there. So that's where we went. While walking there i kept telling her i wanted to taste her. She obviously had never been eaten out before bc she got visibly nervous but curiously excited at the same time. Once we got there we locked the door behind us and started making out fondling and caressing each other. I slowly stripped her of her clothes and spread her legs. She had weird look on her face like she was scared but cautiously intrigued as well. I started slowly licking her lips as i slipped a finger then two inside her . My tongue action got really going and licking her clit. She started panting and her breathing rapidly sped up. She was letting out moans and screams of pleasure. And at this point i have her shirt in her mouth to muzzle her pleasure noises.

    After about 15 minutes her hips convulsed and a flood of cum was being transferred from her c**t to my mouth. After taking a second to catch her breath she rolled me on my back and climbed on top of the magic stick. She guided my cock into her dripping wet tight vagina. She gasped as she slid it in. She began to ride me going deeper with each bounce on my penis. After a few minutes she started to get so loud i shove my fingers in her mouth to try to quiet her and all she did was start seductively sucking them while i continued to fuck her. After a couple more minutes I release my load into her as she moans feeling it fill her pussy with my sperm.

    After wards we lay there totally spent and tired. After some time we put our clothes back on and went back to the gathering like nothing had happened.

    Later i found out she was a distance cousin. Lol smdh

  • Sister

    My sister called this morning saying she was horny and was coming over after work.

    I just got a text from her saying “daddy” wants her to come straight home. Looks like only one of us is getting laid tonight.

    Hunting Cabin

    With hunting season coming soon, my wife’s 22 year old nephew and I were going to the woods for this holiday weekend and get the cabin ready for the season ahead. It a 2hr drive and we will be there from Friday night to Monday sometime.

    He just texted me that he bought us matching jock straps to wear. Doesn’t sound like much will get done, other than each other.

    I Think My Mom Makes Passes At Me When Shes In Town

    Everytime recently when my mom ( 64) comes to visit ( lives a couple hours away) she wears really skimpy clothes. Like really tight and short shorts to the point her ass cheeks are visibly hanging out of them. And she wears no panties and when in the recliner she spreads her legs and bc her shorts are So small i can clearly see her pussy lips.

    She also barely wears any top. Like a college chick thats wearing a spaghetti strap top. And obviously no bra. Shes showing so much clevege from her boobs to her ass cheeks to her vagina lips. Ive never remembered her dressing like this in front of me. Shes 5-1 115 lbs and has nice little ass and fake tits. Ive never thought about her in this way until now.

    Also she been asking me do i think she's attractive, pretty, even sexy. When i say idk thats kinda weird question, she says what you dont think your mother is beautiful, sexy, ect?

    Like i said ive never thought about this before until now but the signs all seem too obvious. Why dress like that in front of your son and say things like that?

    But i gotta be honest sliding my
    Pole in and out of that hole that i came out of and emptying my load seems fuckin hot. But idk why else she would be doing this.

    What do yall think? If she does this again next time she visits should i go for it? I know its wrong, but its got me so worked up and hard.

    Chance Encounter

    my wife cousin ended up drunk in our flat and went into our bed, for some reason i went in and chanced putting my hand under the covers, got a really great feel and rub while she pretended to be sleeping, even went down on her and used her hand on me feel so bad now but i managed to pull her shorts aside and got in a few times before we heard someone coming and she pushed me off, i think she enjoyed it because she flirts with me all the time and hasn't said a thing about it. love to chat more to someone .macloed8 is here to connect at g .

  • Stepdaughter

    Woke up at 5:00 Am to the sound of my stepdaughter having sex with her boyfriend, I immediately took the dog out and look in her window and was amazed she is smoking hot on the corner of her bed with her head down and ass way in the air her boyfriend was standing and hitting that pussy pretty hard . My stepdaughter has a beautiful completely bald pussy with perfect little tits , and her boyfriend has a very impressive cock. Took a shower and jerked off. What a morning.