Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Morning Sex

I woke up this morning to the most amazing sex I’ve had in a long, long time.

Thank you, daddy! I love you so much.

  • Oh Father In Law

    I’m divorced but myself and the girls, our two daughters, have a great relationship with my once FIL. Earlier this late spring, we were staying at my FIL’s beautiful home. My father in law adores me. Actually he lusts for me in silence but his eyes are always on me and his face lightens up when I’m around. His hugs are very warm and inviting. His wife divorced him years ago. She left him but the woman is a bitch and his life is better without her. Two weeks was our stay this spring. He would look after the girls while I went out on hikes or tennis. One morning after a crazy hard game of tennis I flopped on his couch and complained about being exhausted and my feet killing me. He was sitting at one end of the couch when I moved myself to where my feet were on his lap. “Can I get you to massage my feet?” He was all for it. His eyes glancing often at my panties in my little tennis skirt. I moaned at his touch of my toes. He asked if I wanted my calves done. Yes of course. His hands did a beautiful job and moved to my thighs. His big hands worked up the inside of my thighs to my panty line. My wetness was coming through but I didn’t let on. His cock was tenting in his pants and it was a big tent. I said, “It looks like we are both very excited. We should not do this.” He stopped. I then said, “The girls could walk in at any moment. Should we take this elsewhere?” Off to his bedroom we went. I told him I need to shower first. He said, “Please don’t. I want to lick your salty sweat off your beautiful body.” He did just that. He literally licked every inch of my body. I got a little uncomfortable when he licked my pussy knowing it wasn’t fresh and as clean as I would like. He told me to relax that he loved the smell of my c**t. When he rolled me over and drove his tongue up and down my bum crack I really worried that he would be upset with what he found. I had a movement at the tennis club and I usually at home use wet wipes to thoroughly clean my bum but in this case used what was on hand, toilet paper. He seemed anxious to lick my bum and I didn’t want to spoil the moment so I said nothing. I just cringed as his tongue circled and probed my anus. He did not hesitate nor make comment so I assume all was well. He bit my cheeks then flung me over to finish me off with a clit sucking that took my breath away. I came so strong flowing my juices leaving a very big wet spot on his bedspread. “Cum in me” I said. He entered me and with a grinding motion that was an expert class on how to fuck a girl into climax. Oh how wonderful it was. And is. We stayed two more weeks and fucked often. He’s coming to stay with us for the month of August and I’m so looking forward to it.

    Turning Point For Mom And I

    Seeing mom's pussy covered in my teen jizz was amazing and something I would never have expected from her. She told me she had a few more surprises and that she was going to have a shower and clean up and would meet me in the TV room when she is done. After what had just happened I couldn't wait to find out hat else she had in store. I was sitting on the couch when mom came through wearing a robe. She stood in front of me so my eyes were level with her crotch. I watched as she untied the robe and let it fall to the floor. Mom had always kept her pussy well trimmed, never a full bush. Now I was starring at her smooth hairless pussy. The puffy lips slightly red after her shave and her clit protruding out. She asked me if I liked her new look and she new the young guys were into girls with a shaved pussy. When I said it looked beautiful with or without hair she thanked me and asked me if I could kiss it... I moved forward and planted a gentle kiss on her mound. Then I kissed her swollen clit, my eyes looking up to see mom looking down at me smiling. Wow she is so beautiful. I wanted to explore her body with my hands and mouth BUT i also realised she had gone from my visual aid to slowly but surely allowing more physical contact and if patient maybe i would be able to fuck her. We had definitely reached a turning point. I stood up and thanked her for the amazing birthday surprises...

  • I Love Daddy's Dock (continuation)

    Dad then spoke saying sorry for the mess all over you sweetie. I looked into his eyes and told him that I liked it, and that I really loved him. I knew he was lonely and I had wanted to be his lover ever since I was very small. I then got very brave and leaned in and missed him on his lips. He didn't resist, and we kissed passionately for a few minutes before he broke off the kiss. He looked at me and said, you know that we shouldn't be doing this and that I was too young. I looked at daddy and told him that I love doing this, I love him, and no one will ever know. I once again told him that I wanted to be his lover, and that I knew that he and mom had sexually doled played and fantasized about him having sex with me, and now there is phenomenology that from happening. He only looked at me. Then he said that we should get leaned up and so he got up and took a shower, as did I in my bathroom.

    We didn't speak about it anymore the rest of the evening right up to bed time. At bed time daddy leaned in and missed be so tenderly on my lips and said goodnight and headed to his room. I knew that it was now or never, and as soon as he had undressed and climbed into bed, I removed my clothing and entered his room. He looked at me was I climbed into his bed totally naked sliding up against his naked body with mine. He looked at me and I told him that I wanted to start sleeping with him in his bed and that I wanted him to make love to me tonight and every night from now on, just like he did mom when she was alive. With that I slid on top of him kissing his lips. We began kissing very deep and passionate. He slid his tongue inside my mouth exploring my tongue. He was instantly hard and his cock was rubbing against my clit. He looked at me and asked are you sure babygirl? I said yes, I was never more sure about anything. With that daddy doled me into my back kissing his way down my small breasts licking and sucking my hard little nipp!es. He worked his way down my tummy with his lips and tongue and soon was between my legs licking my wet pussy. Even though that I had not started my period yet, I became so wet when aroused. His tongue entered my pussy lips licking up my juices and making me even setter than I was. He then sucked my clitoris making me have an orgasm like I had never had before.

    Then daddy slid back up spreading my legs apart with his thighs and gently began pushing his big cock into me. I won't lie, it started to hurt the more he pushed into me, but with me being so wet, he was soon deep inside of my pussy and had broken my hymen. The sex was painful at first, but as daddy kept going, I was soon beginning to enjoy the feeling. Dad kept going, licking up the pace and force of his thrusts just as he did with mom. Before long we were fucking hard and we were both breathing very hard. Daddy fucked me for probably 30 minutes before he pulled out cumming on my pussy and belly.

    After we rested a few minutes daddy soon was back on top of me fucking me again. I loved feeling him make love to me and we both ended up cumming together for the first time after about another 30 minutes. After that, we both fell asleep in each other's arms.

    That was the beginning of mine and my dad's love affair and sexual life together. We both still sleep in the same bed together nightly unless we have family or close friends come for a few days. Not at any point did my dad ever take advantage of me. This was what I wanted to happen between he and I, and I was the one that instigated the entire thing from a very young age. I honestly have been in love with my dad as a woman loves a man my entire life, and I have known it. We are happy together and I got on the pill a week after I started my period at 13.

    To those that think that this is an awful thing, I can only say, that this is a lot more common than you think or know, and that I wouldn't want it any other way. And now, I am an adult.

    Thank you for reading my confession.

    I Love Daddy's Cock.

    I am Ericka and I am 18 years old. I have had an infatuation with and a desire to be more than my daddy's little girl ever since I can remember. I have always wanted to be his woman and for him to desire me sexually. My interest and desire for sex came at a very young age. Probably much younger than most girls. From around 5 or 6, I realized what sex was from hearing and seeing my father make love to my mother. There was nothing quiet about either of them when they were having sex. I remember just the sounds of my mother's loud labored breathing, her loud moans, and her words of lust to my father made me aware that this was something very pleasurable, and it stirred up a desire and want for touch between my own legs. This was the of my days of self pleasure and hours of masturbation.

    They had no idea that I was spying on them through a floor vent from my room looking directly down into their room that had a room rub over top of it. Whenever I heard them having sex I would very quietly pull the rug back which allowed me to watch them have sex. I saw them have oral sex, masturbate, use of toys, fuck and even anal a few times. I loved looking at my father's big cock. It was about 7 inches long and very thick, and I wanted it in me.

    So, I started being very physically affectionate to my father at around 8. I would take every opportunity to set up on his lap hugging him and squirming my little butt all around on him. It didn't take much squirming to get him hard. I loved feeling his so hard against my butt and before long, he would have his hands holding onto my waist and hips as if to hold me in place. The harder he got to more that I would push my butt against his lap and before long he would be pushing back up against my butt without letting on what he as doing. At first we never said anything to each other when we did this even though I knew that I made him cream inside his underwear numerous times. At around 10 I started setting on his lap facing him with my arms wrapped around his neck whenever I would squirm my puss y against his cock. I whispered to him over and over that I loved him and I really like setting with him like this. He never said much other than me too babygirl.

    I never tried to make My mom jealous even though, to some degree, I guess that I was. I loved my Mom and never wanted to hurt her or make her mad at me, and so I tried not to be conspicuous in what I was doing with my dad. But as I found out rather quickly, my mom knew exactly what I was doing and wanting. I became aware that she knew when I over heard them in their bedroom and I heard my mom say to my dad that Ericka definitely has the boys for her daddy. My dad acted like he was unaware, but mom knew that he knew to. That night when they started having sex, I heard my mom saying to my dad that she bet that he would love to feel his daughters naked body underneath him, licking her pussy, sucking on her little nipp!es, and pushing his big hard dock inside her. Mom started speaking like she was me telling daddy to make me his, fuck me like mommy, make love to your baby girl daddy. Well, not only did that get my dad extra excited and have him cumming in record time, it also has me laying on the floor watching them fuck with my hand between my legs bumping my fingers like crazy. I had been having orgasms for as long as I can remember and tonight was the best orgasm of all time. I can remember over the next couple of years that my mom would actually bring a pair of my dirty panties from the laundry to bed with them having my father sniff and lick the crotch of my panties as they had sex. I honestly believe that this was as much of a turn on for her as forhim, or me as far as that goes.

    Sadly, when I was 12, my mother passed away in a car accident. Dad and I were both very sad and we both mourned her loss for several months. However, after a few months, I think that the sexual desires for both of us got the better of us and once again I started setting on my daddy's lap squirming around to get him aroused. After so long of no sex for him, it didn't take long to get him as hard as a rock. It also didn't take long for him to cum inside of his shorts. However, this time was much different than before. In the past, he only held me tight against his upward thrusts and had a muffled sound when he came, but his time he thrust upward against my panties holding me tighter than ever before, and came very loudly which really turned me on. I told him that I loved him and he told me the same.

    After that time, I soon started wearing a long t-shirt without any panties whenever I got on his lap. He soon realized that I didn't have any panties on. I said Daddy, I love feeling you rubbing against me. It wasn't long before I had fished his dock out of his shorts and was rubbing my pussy on his cock. He never tried to stop me and this time we both came together with his cum shooting all over my pussy. (Continued)

  • Morning Sex

    I woke up this morning to the most amazing sex I’ve had in a long, long time. Thank you Mom I love you so much.

    Son Is Being Teased At School

    Our son takes after his dad. He's well-endowed. 8.5 inches when hard, and he's only 14. (My husband, his dad, is 9.5 inches hard.)

    The problem is that other boys are making fun of him. Rumors have spread from the locker room, and the girls alternately tease him and want him.

    What should we do? We believe all bodies are beautiful and we want our son to be confident and to enjoy what he's been given.

    My 15th Birthday Present From Mom

    This confession took place on my 15th Birthday (15M). My mom had me when she was 16 and my dad was never part of my life. I was raised as an only child to a single mom and was a real mommy's boy and my mom was very protective over me. Growing up i was used to seeing mom naked as she rearly wore much clothing around the house and more often than not we shared a bath together. It was actually during one of our bath's when i was about 12 that I got my first hard-on in front of mom. She was very understanding about it and when she spoke to me about it later that day she asked me if I had started masturbating, to which I replied YES. She asked me what I used to think about when I masturated and if I would cum when I jerked off. I had always been open and honest with my mom about anything and everything so i told her that I always pictured her and her beautiful naked body. Mom said that she was actually flattered that someone my age would fancy her and asked if I ever thought of sex with her when jerking off. Again I said yes. She told me that she wasn't willing to allow any physical contact between us but if I would like it she would let me jerk off with her watching and she would be naked for me. I told her i would love that and told her i loved her and she was the best. She gave me a kiss on the forehead and to let her know when I wanted to give it a go. Fast-forward to the day of my 15th birthday and mom and i were having a bath together. I had a massive hard-on which mom obviously noticed. She then asked me if I wanted a special Bithday g*ft now that I was all grown up. I said yes please and asked what this g*ft was. She then explained my special g*ft and the conditions i had to agree to in order to receive the g*ft. She told me that she was going to play with my cock and make me cum but i wasn't under any condition allowed to touch her but she would be able to touch me. Also, there would be no penetration. I couldn't believe what she was saying but was happy to agree with her offer. She stood up and told me to do the same, so i followed her instructions and stood facing mom, my hard dick pointing straight up to the ceiling. She reached out and wrapped her right hand around my prick making me gasp and slowly started stroking up and down. She moved even closer and started to rub the head of my cock through her pubes and over her clit and between her pussy lips, squeezing her thighs together and sliding my dick between her thighs and along her slit giving me a pussy job. She could sense I was close to cumming and took my cock in her hand againg stroking and rubbing on her clit and pubes until i shot my cum onto her black pubes....

    My Sisters Fought All The Time

    I have two sisters and they would argue and fight all the time, the older one seemed to enjoy torturing the younger one whenever they physically wrestled around, it was completely normal to see nipple pinching and hair pulling. When I was younger the older one got the upper hand in these fights quite often, one day during this she yelled for me to come over here now. She had my other sister pinned pretty good and pulled her shirt up telling me to pinch her nipples so I started doing it thinking it was fun but did pay for it later on, it was still worth it.

    The younger one grew up and pretty soon it was an even match, the loser ending up being pinched or groped by me as told to by the winner. It had always been some sort of breast or nipple thing but one day the younger one got the upper hand and she decided it was serious payback time, I think she had a plan for this as I came into my older sister pinned down with legs spread really wide apart. The younger yelled at me to finger her, OH! No you don't the older cried out, fuck that he better not do it! Finger her now the other one yelled, I could see pubic hair with the shorts pulled so tight up into her crotch and was seriously ready to do it, all I had to do was pull those shorts aside and her pussy was right there.

    The younger one told me if I didn't do it she was going to pin me down and punch my balls, the older one countered with the same treatment and I was standing there thinking I am getting it either way and totally fucked. Suddenly there was a shift, older one was pulling the other ones head back somehow, legs were weakening and she was losing control of her, I heard the older one say Oh, don't you go anywhere because her pussy is about to be yours.

    Few minutes went by, heated moments of pulling and pushing around, rolling around on the floor, faces very red and sweat soaked shirts in the back. I watched in almost anguish as my younger sisters legs were pinned wide open and now the same thing being dealt to me, finger her pussy now. I noticed something different this time though, both of their legs were spread out and crotches merely a foot apart at most. I went in both hands going to different crotches sliding up under their shorts and finding soft hot wetness to touch.

    Oh you fucker! I heard from the older one, the younger one not able to see what was going on she said I am going to kick you in the balls fucker and the older one said He got us both, fucker saw an opportunity and took it I heard as I ran down the hallway to my room. I heard them laughing a few minutes later, they came to my room and pulled me off my bed to the floor, I was bracing for the ball punching when they both got on top of me and one at a time sat on my face pulling their shorts to the side and rubbing their pussy on me one at a time.

    I fucking loved it.

    From then on whenever they fought I would just get by them and grab what I could, pulled their shirts up if I could, pulled their shorts aside or down and I paid the price for it now and then but it was all worth it for sure.

  • Wonder If My Dad Ever Thought About This

    I would get into trouble just to get spanked. I loved the attention and the spanking that came with it, I would purposely slide forward giving him a view between my legs also. He would spank me again for not keeping myself up and I think he caught on when I was about sixteen but not totally sure. He started telling me after that last one I needed to realize that one day I will be on my own and need to make better choices.

    I still have my husband spank me, not sure why the feeling of it gets me turned on so much, it just does.