Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Pandora's Box Opened (part 1)

Where to begin... I met my wife 10 or so years ago when her daughter was 4. Her daughter, I'll call her "Sara". Sara is on the autism spectrum - it's mild but she still has some developmental hurdles. One comes into play here.

Sara is now 14, petite, very cute. and all the pubescent hormones are in full effect. The sensation isn't something she understands well, the feeling of being "horny" lead her to believe there was something wrong "down there" for a time, according to her mother during an awkward conversation.

Well as I mentioned, one of those developmental hurdles is not understanding what's socially inappropriate. The most tame of her inappropriateness is walking around in her underwear, the most wild is her trying to hide the fact that she's playing with herself at random times. It became obvious that she enjoyed orgasms a little too much.

So, fast forward to a few weeks ago, just another day, she was clearly enamored with something on youtube. I asked what her what "today's interest" was, and she said point blank "I want to see a boy's thing." I played ignorant, "thing?", she then pointed at my crotch. "I want to see one. I can't find it" (referring to the website controls we have enabled on her tablet).

I'll skip the back and forth and the slight tantrum she had, to the part where I pulled out my dick for her to see. It quickly became her newest autistic obsession. Clearly I'm playing with fire, I know it, and told her that she needs to keep this a secret if I'm to continue to let her "see" it.

She wanted to know about it all. It was equal parts nonsexual and sexual interest. She came to understand what causes a guy to get hard, what cum is, the whole nine yards. She loved seeing me get hard and cumming. She would stroke and sometimes even suck me when ever I would let her. If it wasn't an obsession it was close to it. Anxiety would kick in when she would come up and rub my crotch through whatever I was wearing trying to get me hard - not even trying to hide it. Thankfully it was never when it was in line of sight with her mother. Most of the time I don't think it was for anything sexual, it was just pure fascination. Several times I had to scold her which made her upset and she doesn't understand why what she's doing is inherently wrong.

In any event, as these things go, stuff escalated. And then the inevitable day came. My wife was out doing something for work. Sara was in her room, clearly having her way with herself, more than just a few times, while not at all being quiet about it. At the time I was trying to work too so it was a bit of nuisance. I opened the door, about to ask her stop, and she was there spread eagle across her bed, headphones on, seemingly unaware that an adult just opened her door and stepped into her room. "Sara." I said, to no effect, I was invisible. She just laid there finger fucking herself with reckless abandon. When I walked closer she noticed me, she froze, her fingers still inside her. She looked at me, then looked down, noticing the effect her display had on me.

"...it feels like." she said. "What?" I responded. "I want to know what it feels like." Again, playing dumb, "What what feels like?". "Sex." as she spread her legs wider,

This was straight out of a teenage fantasy. Feeling conflicted was the understatement of the century. Few times in my life have I been harder then I was at that exact moment.

Reason gave way to impulse. I walked closer, "Take him out." She didn't hesitate - matter of fact, she pulled my pants and boxers down faster than any other girl I had ever been with. "You really want to sex me, you're so hard." "No", I responded, "When a guy is this hard, he really wants to FUCK you." That must've did something because she immediately laid back, holding her knees back and open, her mostly bald pussy drooling over the sheets, positioned invitingly upward.

"Come on! FUCK me!" she yelled, her slit slightly open revealing that she must've busted her hymen at some point. "Please! I'm being good!"

I rested the thick swollen head of my dick on her tiny opening. She squirmed like she was trying to get it in her. "I don't know if you can handle this so I'm going slow ok?" She didn't respond, my words clearly not registering through the headphones, transfixed on the sight of my cock resting on her pussy.

"FUCK ME!"

This girl knew what she wanted. I pushed myself in.

She let out a loud moan as her young tight tunnel stretched to take my thick head. Knowing how eager she was I attempted to tease her, holding my head within her entrance, going no further, ...but she wasn't having it. She clinched the bed in her hands and jolted herself towards me, impaling herself on my swollen shaft. She winced slightly as I hit bottom, most of my shaft now buried inside her, then she started to tremble... she must've been so horny that she came the moment I filled her up.

Clearly though she wasn't close to being satisfied...

  • Daddy's Girl

    SO...I was sucking a cock in the back row of the local adult theater when I heard som commotion. I went to tift my head up to take a quick look but he held me in place. He pushed hard enough where I deepthroated him, which made him cum cuicker and I didn't get to taste his load. Eventually I sat up and saw the familiar sight of a woman getting what she came for. I made my way forward to see a big titted blonde getting spit roasted. She was gripping pulling and twisting at her nipple as the 2 pounded. After a fe came down her throat and a couple more came in her pussy, I had gotten close enough to see it all...including the shoulder tattoo I had paid for my daughter to get on her 18th birthday. I musta stood there in shock long enough to where she saw my cock hanging. She gripped it and quickly started sucking. I didn't want to make a sceen, so I just went with it. She was REALLY good. Eventually I came in her mouth after 2 others came in her pussy. I stepped away and her mouth immediatly engulfed another. I hadn't seen her face, so There was no way of knowing FOR SURE is what I kept telling myself even after I eventually came in her ass. I posted up near the door and watched the gangbang for the next 2 hours.

    When she walked towards me barely wearing the babydoll teddy she bought when she was 16, our eyes met. She hesitated, then walked over and sat next to me. We sat in silence, tooking at each other lovingly a few times. I eventually asked if She needed a ride or wanted to meet me at home. She opted for a ride. We talked little on the short 2 mile drive. When we walked in the house, her mother looked at us, shook her head, then laughed saying, "daddy and his girl. Honey, you have dried cum in your beard. You, young lady, are dripping cum on my floor."

    The rest of the weekend was a lot of confessions from all 3 of us. My wife and daughter also talked about some quality girl time at the theater on a regular basis. I need to have a talk with our sons...

    Jncest With My Beloved Sister

    We learned about sex in church, overhearing people's confessions. A particular priest was also friendly with me. He hugged me a lot and felt my body but that was it. I wanted my sister and it would have felt like cheating.

    When my sister and I finally consummated our relationship, we released years of pent-up desire in minutes.

    She was immediately pregnant.

    That was years ago and we have had a happy marriage. When our son is old enough, I'd like him to get with his mom. I want a grandchild and a step-son!

  • First Time Seeing My Son In Another Perspective

    It was summer of 2008. My son had some insect crawled in his pants and it bit him on his balls. He couldn't reach the bite site properly, so I put some ointment on it for him.

    But later that evening he started having a bad reaction, got fever and within ten minutes, his balls were red and swollen. At first his dad took him to the emergency, they gave him some medicines for the fever and said the inflammation would reduce on its own. We took him home and let him take rest. He was so much in pain that couldn't wear his pants.

    The swelling did not reduce even after two days, and his dad had to leave out of town for his work. I took my son to another doctor for a thorough exam. In the chamber, doctor asked son to lay down and open his towel. He examined his balls and peepee and said it seems nothing serious. But I was very scared since his balls became like size of tennis ball but red. Doctor said it should be like that for three or four more days and then it'll slowly reduce. Also prescribed specific ointment and medicines. All the time son was laying there his dick out and if I was not mistaken it was hard too. Doctor noticed that and smiled, said 'you can now put on the towel, buddy and sit down here.' showing the chair beside him. After the exam, we got back home.

    As doctor said it remained swollen and red for three days and started getting better after that. He just lay down on his bed without pants, just covering with a towel, and I'd come time to time to check on him and put the ointment. Bringing him snacks, meals and medicines time to time. I think he was semi hard the whole time. I was happy that he had a nice thing going down there. It was the first time I realized he was not just my little baby anymore, but he was going to turn into a man soon.

    Incest Was The Right Choice For Our Family

    My wife is my sister, but due to societal expectations we've always kept that a secret from our son and daughter. (Yes, they turned out perfectly normal!)

    When they each graduated from high school, though, we found that our son and daughter were aimless.

    Both chose to attend the local community college so they could stay at home with us. But their grades slipped and our son, in particular, would choose pointless classes like ceramic art or Japanese theatre.

    They were also really unhappy in their relationships. Our daughter's boyfriend had just left her, and our son's girlfriend was cheating.

    After much thought we realized, what's good for the goose is good for the gander, so we encouraged them to try dating each other.

    At first they resisted, but soon our son started to notice what a beautiful woman his sister had become.

    In an instant, they were happy and fulfilled again. Both have strait-A's They've both been able to drop therapy for their relationships. It's so cute to see how affectionate they are toward each other.

    On the 4th they shared some news with is. Our daughter is pregnant! Soon we will be grandparents!

  • Honestly Was Not Thinking This When I Put Security Cams Up

    My wife knew about them, she helped with some of the installs but not all of them. I had a few that were fairly well hidden but honestly never was thinking about seeing sexual activity on them. The one in the garage was not exactly hidden but also blended well with some other things on the shelf, with the lights out there turned on the cam light was hardly noticeable.
    I was reviewing videos one evening because there was quite a bit saved online so wanted to clear some out and saw quite a few garage ones in the middle of the day, imagine my surprise when I watched my teenage daughter sucking off her boyfriend right by the stairs, she was sitting on the steps and he was in front of her. It was like watching a train wreck and i just could not stop, watched him pull off her shirt and bra, strip off her bottoms and she turned around for it. He pushed into her and my eyes went wide watching her head going up and down as he gripped her hair pulling on it pretty hard. Sound and all, God this feels amazing, your cock is so big Br***** Yes! Yes! then he knelt down behind her and licked her ass and pussy from the angle I could see she was really enjoying that a lot.
    So I deleted them all after watching a few times then casually asked my wife one evening a few days later if she thought our daughter and her boyfriend were, you know, active. Oh, not entirely sure but I do not think so she went on saying they were pretty close and she would have probably talked to her about it. I did not say anything because I knew it would just send my daughter in the other direction of no open communication and hoped for the best on not becoming a grandfather soon. I was also wondering why not up in her bedroom for this, why the garage? During the time of the video they were the only ones home, daughter knew the outside cams would record the two of them so not like she was sneaking him into the house or anything. So I kept checking up on the recordings, nothing new for several weeks then again they did it in the garage in the middle of the day. Mystery for sure.

    A Weekend Of Love, And Love-making

    It has been an incredible weekend of love, and love-making, and it's not over yet.

    I've lost count of how many times I've ejaculated inside her, of how many times I've made her cry out in ecstasy.

    In fact, every weekend has been like this since her birthday and the divorce. Without my wife around, we are free to be close.

    She is my lovely daughter and we are making the most of her 18th year.

    Would Like To See My Wife Fucked Hard

    I'm a happily married man but like a lot of men on here would like to see my wife fucked hard and bareback with a big thick cock.

    I've mentioned it more than once but she's not interested at all no matter what the scenario. But she did say if she had a magic wand and someone could appear fuck her so great and then disappear that would be great. So on the back of that I have tried everything.

    I suggested a hotel ? A waiter I've already propositioned and after that it's all over. In fairness she considered it and said how can you guarantee he's big, bigger than you? I'm 6 inches. She was worried about diseases and covert filming. So it didn't get of the ground.

    Anyway what brings me to Adult Confessions today may shock some but to be honest I've wanked off to do much taboo stuff it probably won't shock anyone.

    Around 10 mins ago my wife and I were going to walk the dog. Leaving our 18 year old son in bed. Just as we said we're off my Duty phone from work buzzed a message, every call outs money so my wife said catch me up. Anyway the message was a quick fix I put a form on our hall table and then caught sight of our son behind me coming from the bathroom with what looked like his mum's panties. I had no idea how my son had grown but he was sporting a massive erection. I'm just six inches and I've been to continental strip clubs and seen guys packing 7, 8 and 9 inches. Jack is in this category.

    Anyway I went to catch up Penny and she hadn't got far.

    We were alone and just blurted it out "Jeez Pen have you seen Jack's cock it's massive!" She looked at me guiltily, bit her bottom lip and said lustfully "Oh yes I bet he makes the girls happy!"

    I am sorry I don't know what's got into me but all I can think about his Jack fucking his hot attractive MILF mum, she's 45 has a fantastic body and deserves a big cock.

    I'm thinking of encouraging her to dress a little less prim around him. Or maybe tell him that I need a blue tablet as things are not going that well since my diabetes.

    Any advice as long as its kind is welcome.

    Sister Came Over During Covid Shutdown All Stressed Out

    I broke out her favorite drink and mixed her several, soon her eyes were glassed over and she was slurring some words so I kept the drinks flowing. I took off my pants and was wearing these plaid boxers that looked like shorts really, the head of my cock started sticking out of the front and she pointed at it saying I see your little man there! She laughed saying God, you remember the fun we had in our teens, mom almost catching us a few times and I noticed she could not stop staring at it.

    I got up and stood right in front of her, she did not even look up just stared at my cock then kissed it a few times. I reached down and started pulling her shirt up and she just lifted her arms right up letting me do it. She had gorgeous breasts, have always loved them and was hoping they were still as beautiful in her thirties. Two kids that live with their dad, she sees them a few times a year, been in and out of trouble a few times with some weird tats on her in a few places but she is still pretty damn hot.

    She sucked on my cock like she was hungry for it, stopped for a second and laughed saying Hey, we don't need a condom because I had to have one of those things done, you know and she laughed again saying Hysterectomy! that is it! I fed her my cock again until I came listening to her swallowing hard and gagging on it some.

    Getting her naked was easy, she wanted it just like old times when she would come to my bedroom already naked and wanting to be play around with for hours. She was laying there moaning and smiling as I started licking her pussy and playing with her nipples stroking and pinching them. I gave her so many orgasms she gasped and said Fuck I have to pee let me up! She came back and laid right back down telling me she was mine again, I rolled her over and pulled her up into doggy, began rubbing my cock on her pussy and she was pushing back wanting it. I fucked her for a while but there is always something about ejaculating in the woman's mouth for me, love seeing their facial expressions when I start without telling them or grab their head and control the sucking.

    I had sex with her several times during the night, she actually fell asleep a few times while going down on her, I thought it was hilarious ticking and pinching her nipples to wake her up. She went back to her place the next day in the late afternoon to pick up more clothes, said she was moving in with me temporally because to quote her, What else was she going to do.

    We had sex like rabbits every day pretty much, not even drunk she would just come over and suck my cock while watching a movie or something. She would get on the coffee table in doggy and I would fuck her while watching TV, best girlfriend I ever had really.

  • My Geanny

    My Grandma taught me all about sex when, at 16, I used to visit her on weekends to help cleaning her little home. At that time she asked me not to masturbate, instead she started to suck my cock when needed and swallow the semen. According to her semen is good for boobs and skin health. Some time she would ask me to sleep sleep in her bed - I loved her body smell and played with her ample boobs. Gradually we started to shower together and soaped and dried each other. I was intrigued with her boobs and thick bush covering her pussy. I asked her why she did not shave it? She could not because of her chubby body. I volunteered to shave her pussy area. WOW! I discovered the treasure unfolding before my eyes! Then she asked me to kiss it - it looked fresh and I could not but took one of the the outer lips into my mouth to suck on, then two together, quite mouthful for me. She was rubbing her cllit all the time. And suddenly she climaxed releasing squirts of pees covering my face ... warm, tangy and sweet to taste!

    But it was not before my 18th birthday that she gave her pussy to fuck as birthday g*ft. That night we fucked her thrice... She was the best one teaching all about sex - the living Kamasutra!

    We both woke up late in the morning and had shower together - there I fucked her doggy position...