Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Granny

Since I was 14 I used to visit my Granny (66), living alone, on weekends and vacations, to help her with household chores. We have been too close and most often our talks turned to sex - girls in my school, kisses, vagina an d penis, her childhood and about a dozen of her sexacapdes ... I started to love her cleavage and while watching TV lying on her lap to relish her body smell. Most often we would sleep together and stroke, massage each others body. At 16 she allowed me to share her bed in nude and on many morning she used to massage my hard cock (in early morning it a was raging hard)! to help me masturbate. On my 18th birthday we drank wine, both got tipsy and had sex. It was so enjoyable that I fucked her thrice! Since then we were into sex for the last three years.

Her pussy is amazing - warm, silky, smooth into which my 7" glided in easily. I explored ever bit of her thick pussy and lately I found her distended cervix with an opening. I asked her if I could go further in - into it! She was positive about my every whim with her sex.

So we went further - her thighs raised high and wider - Granny pushed her butt up a little pushing a pillow underneath her waist and using a lot of lube, I pushed my cock into the softness of the cervix quite well as if a soft ring closed around my glans. I pushed my cock a little force and that enticed me to push my cock more – deeper. She asked me not to move as she kept on squeezing her hole from time to time (thanks to her Kegel exercise!).

I'm with my sexy Granny for nearly 5 yrs now. I love every inch of her body ... She is the best sex teacher of mine!

  • The Freedoms We All Enjoy

    There's so much to celebrate on this day.

    Join me in celebrating freedom!

    Did you know that Americans in 18 states are free to marry their cousins? Eight more states allow cousin marriage on a limited basis, such as if you're a senior citizen.

    One state even allows aunts and uncles to marry nieces and nephews, reflecting a very exciting change in sentiment toward family love.

    One state at a time, we are fighting tirelessly for more freedom for jncest. Let's celebrate today!

    Mom's Toys

    Last week, I went into my mom's bathroom to shower and found a dildo. I was shocked. My mom must have been using it and forgot to take it out. As I stared at the pink dick, I couldn't help my curiosity. I leaned forward and took it in my mouth. The dildo was clean, but a part of me wished it wasn't.

    The next day when mom was at work, I went into her room looking for the dildo again. Instead, I found a whole drawer of sex toys: dildos of different sizes, vibrators, even a few bad dragons (turns out mom likes them thick and girthy). She also had some nipple clamps and straps to tie someone else. This is a side of mom I've clearly never seen and didn't know existed. She's been divorced for 10 years and I've never seen her date.

    I should have closed the drawer and left, but I couldn't. I grabbed all her toys and took them to her bed. I then stripped naked and used every one of them, making sure to cover them in my juices, before putting them back in the drawer...dirty. That night I couldn't stop masterbating to thoughts of my mom playing with the same toys I had stuffed in my pussy earlier. Of my pussy juices mixing with her own. I heard her playing with something last night and it made me sooooo wet.

    A few nights ago, I got bold and decided to leave my door open while I touched myself. The next night, I left the door open and started to moan "mommy" while I touched myself. Last night, I went upstairs before mom had gone to bed. I stripped naked, opened the door, then got on the bed and played with myself while moaning "mommy." I got really into it. When I finished and went to clean up, I noticed my mom's door at the end of the hall was now closed, meaning she had come upstairs at some point during my me-time. Did she hear me? Did she peek into my room and see me? Did she like it?

    All I can think about is how much I want her to catch me. Today, I pulled all her toys out again and played with them. I took a ton of photos of myself using them. 5 minutes ago, I airdropped all the photos to her phone. She's still at work, so I don't know if she's seen them or what she'll think when she does. I hope this helps her see that I am a sexual woman now who can give her the pleasure she deserves. I want her to tie me to her bed and use those toys to drive me mindless.

  • Be A Patriot And Breed On July 4

    Stemming the decline in births is our patriotic duty. With no more immigration, the US population will go into steep decline if you don't do your part by finding an attractive (or at least fertile) woman and fucking your baby into her.

    We have to plan now so that there will be people to work in the re-opened factories and coal mines. It takes at least 15 years from the time of conception until you have a potential worker. Conception itself isn't always fast. You might have to keep trying.

    Whether you are young or old, single or married, make a baby today! Because of the urgency, it's OK to do it with someone younger than you, with someone you're not married to, with more than one person, etc.

    If you successfully make a baby today, your baby will be born around April Fool's Day in 2026. That is my challenge to you! I know you can do it to save our country!

    Step Isn't Real Jncest!

    Lately there have been posts about secret sex with your step-dad, a tryst with your step-sister, mom's new boyfriend, etc. It's almost as popular as anal is on this site!

    While it's fine to talk about step sex, keep in mind that you weren't born with an attraction to a family member. You can take your step relative out on a date without shame and judgment. You don't ever have to worry that your baby will be slow or deformed.

    Step sex is great but it's not real jncest!

    Honor the lived experience of people who love direct family members.

    Thank you.

  • Step Isn't Real Incest!

    Lately there have been so many posts about step-relatives, secret sex with your step-dad, a tryst with your step-sister, making love to your step-mom, mom's new boyfriend, etc. It's not as popular as anal is on this site, but it's major.

    While it's fine to talk about step sex, keep in mind that you: weren't born with an overpowering attraction to a family member; don't face stigma and shame to the point where you can't take your loved one out on a date in public; don't worry each time you make love about genetics and the risk of having a retarded child.

    In short, step sex is not real jncest!

    Remember to also honor the lived experience of those of us who are bound to love to love direct family members.

    Thank you, and happy 4th of July. Freedom to love your family is something Americans can agree on.

    She's Now Happy Again.

    I inherited a very small dick from my father who i learned also have a small piece based on a conversation i had with my mother. I figured my mom didn't have a problem with dad but i wish i could say the same thing about my wife who is not aware that i know it's my small dick that bothers her which lead to us arguing almost every day for the simplest of reasons.

    She told me once that she hate having sex with me but she didn't gave me a reason why but i know it was my small dick that bothers her. Now let me be frank and say, it bothers me too. I am ashame of my small penis and i cannot do anything about it, especially to a point where it cannot satisfy my wife and now she's frustrated. One day she asked me if i'm into kinky sex and i asked her to explain what she meant ? She then showed me a picture of a very huge black dildo and i said 'no way'! But since that day i''ve been watching her.

    Everything changed one weekend when a friend of mine stop by to sign some papers to close off a business deal for the company we work for. When he stop by i noticed my wife behavior have changed a bit from her usual self. She literally forced him to stay for dinner and before you know it we were all drinking red wine. He and i were very good friends before we started working together and i know him to be very flirtatious and here is my wife actually doing the same thing right in front of me. I wanted to end the evening by saying good bye to him but she kept pushing him to hang on a bit, then we all ended up in our pool. Her nipple got stiff instantly and her smiles were like never ending. My friend who just stop by to sign some papers are now spending the entire evening with us and is about to spend the night. Now that makes me very uncomfortable.

    I started to see exactly where she was going with it but i didn't know to what extent. I then decided to watch her very closely. We then hit the shower one after the other where my friend was invited to go first and my wife went after. When i went in and came back out i nearly drop dead when i saw what my wife had on and my friend was right there. She didn't have on any panties and her night wear were a little to short for us to have a male visitor in our house.

    We played a quick game of cards and started another round of drinking and that tipped the scale to a level i never dreamt of. My wife came and sat in my lap while we play cards and she started acting not only strange but horny. I then whispered in her ears and asked her what is it that she's up to?... then she asked to be excused and pull me inside the kitchen.

    She told me she was just having fun and she didn't want the night to end. I blurted 'you want to fuck him do you '?..But she didn't answer. We argued a bit then we called it a night and went into our room. In bed, she twisted and turn like someone being tormented. I then slipped my finger inside her and were surprised how wet she were . I asked her the same question again but this time i took her silence as a consent . I did not know what to do next, so i said 'damn it! and got up and went for my friend in our guess room. He were a little hesitant to follow me when i told him what it was about but he came along. When we went in she had the pillow over her face and her legs were spread wide apart. I nod him to go for it and he went and started eating her out to some loud moaning. She must have known who had entered her from what i saw pushing inside her. His cock were 4 times the size of mine. He fucked my wife the entire night and into the wee hours of the morning. She didn't even look at me for a single moment that night until he had left the next day then she sucked my dick. From that day forward she were like the happiest woman alive. And incase you all are wondering, well 'yes' my friend have fucked my wife more than i did in a single year. She got addicted to his huge cock which even surprised me as to how can a cock be so damn big.

    My Wife Caught Me Crossdressing Part III

    So I sold all my stuff to another crossdresser I met online and became friends with. I knew I was going to miss it, but I had to save my marriage.
    For almost a year things went back to normal, as normal as it was between us. Then one day I wandered into the gay dating site and touched base with some old contacts, instantly lighting the fire again.
    I began to buy sexy clothes and accessories again, this time more and more types of dress and toys, big toys and BDSM gear for my Master that I met on the site and he agreed to keep my things there.
    He was an older man, he lived in a loft atop of a house made into units. He had a nice six inch cock, but knew how to use a sissy submissive bottom and turned me into his little cock slave.
    I would get dressed at his place as he played Shemale porn on his big screen. Once I was ready he would sit me on the bed and pull out his cock and ask if his little slut wanted that. I immediately replied, yes Master, please can I have your nice cock.
    He would let me suck his cock until it came alive in my mouth. He then got me on all fours and slapped my ass, light at first, but then harder until my ass was pink and hot.
    I whimpered oh Master.
    Then he would pull off my panties which came off easily because I wore it over my body stocking. He slapped my ass hard again, asking who's his vitch. I am Master, I am your Bitch Master, I answered in a whining voice.
    You want Master's cock inside you, don't you, my whore? Yes Master I begged, I want your cock inside me please Master put your nice cock deep inside me.
    He pushed my face into the bed and pulled my ass higher so he could start tonguing me ass, oh Master that feels so good I shouted back to him as his tongue proved my pussy.
    He got me nice and wet and has me dripping. Then he took a small bottle off the dresser and took two deep sniffs one in each nostril.
    What is that Master I asked kinda child-like. It's poppers my little slut.
    What does it do Master? I continued to probe as he positioned himself behind me and grabbed my hips .
    It makes you really horny and relaxed your throat and anal muscles. Do you want to try it my slut?
    Yes Master, can I try it Master? Please Master?
    Finally he said yes my slut, you can try it. He told me how to use it and I took two deep breaths and held it in and slowly let it out.
    My whole body tigled and my face got hot and I began to feel like I would let him do anything to me.
    How's that my slut, he asked?
    Mmmm it feels so good Master, I want your cock so bad Master.
    He began to slide his cock in me, soon it was all the way in and I arched my back to allow him better access to my pussy. My Master started to fuck me hard, I could feel him hitting my prostate and he knew exactly where to hit.
    Oh Master! I cried, you feel so good. He kept pounding me mercilessly until I finally screamed, I'm coming Master, I'm fucking coming!
    I started to shake violently and screaming oh yes Master, fuck me! My clit was gushing my juices with every Stoke until I finally collapsed with my face in the mattress and ass in the air.
    He repositioned and reverse fucked my ass giving me another rush of pleasure. He handed me the bottle again and we both refueled and I began to meet his strokes and he pulled my cock like reigns, squirting my juice everywhere.
    Finally he was fucking me so hard and fast until he said I'm going to breed my little slut, I'm going to cum in your pussy you little slut.
    I begged him, yes Master breed your little whore. I want your seed in me, and with that he nutted his load and I could feel the warmth coat my Master's manhole.
    When he finally emptied his load he pulled his cock out of me and told me to clean up my ness. I quickly turned around and began to lick his cock clean and was warned not to waste a drop. Yes Master I replied.
    I laid there on the bed, my body collapsed and legs vibrating, I laid there for several minutes and my Master brushed my cheek with his hand and said good slut.
    To be Continued again.

    Niece Is Pregnant, Damn, I Don't Know What To Do

    She is way too young to have a baby. Not only that, but my brother will kill me. He will never believe that she seduced me, but she did. I resisted for years but then she got a very skimpy bathing suit and wore it when visiting my wife and me. I had to watch her prance around in it all weekend. I was silently praying that my wife wouldn't notice my constant erection. I had a wet spot on my shorts! My niece corner me in my wife and I's bedroom and pressed her body against me. She said, "Uncle, if you don't fuck me I'll tell Auntie that you were staring at my breasts." We had to be fast but it was not a problem, because I was already so aroused. She made the same threat when I tried to pull out. It has been like that for the past two months and I am not surprised she is pregnant. I've lost count how many loads of sperm I have ejaculated into her forbidden young pussy. We would do it each weekend, wasting no time as soon as my wife left for the store or to meet friends or whatever. But what the fuck do I do now? She wants the baby and wants me to leave my wife. I would do that but my niece and I would still have to wait a few years before we could go out publicly like a real couple. Today people would probably think I was her grandfather, not the father of her coming baby. But damn, you have not lived until you've seen your niece looking up you, your cock in her mouth, as she eagerly gulps jet after jet of your semen!

  • My First Sexual Experiences Came From An Unlikely Person

    She baby sat me all the time when my parents bought this house a few doors down from hers, they became quick friends even though she was in her sixties. I spent everyday after school and summer breaks at her house and when I was around ten my parents were thinking of having me stay at home by myself but check in with her a few times a day. I would end up just being there most of the day because honestly she was a lot of fun, think I was twelve or so and I was still doing the same thing just checking in with her. One morning I went over there and she asked me if I would help her with the flower beds so I did, she was wearing unusual shorts for her, ass cheeks showing and very tight then I noticed that I could see her nipples thru the t-shirt as it started getting wet with sweat. She stopped for a moment and lifted up the front of the shirt wiping her face with it and I saw one breast and the bottom of the other one, had no idea at the time that she was enticing me like crazy, it worked because I did not want to stop helping her. We are cleaning up the tools and she is spraying the dirt off of them with a hose, she ends up just soaking the front of herself down saying it is hot out, I am standing there just obviously staring at her breasts thru it and she asked if I wanted to touch them then suggested we shower off. I was just mesmerized when we walked in the house and she just stripped right down in her laundry room and put her clothes on the floor then walked away, I followed her and she turned around saying not to wear those dirty clothes thru her house. I stripped down also and I think it amused her a lot, I stood there just staring at her body as she turned the shower on and we waited for hot water.
    We get in together and I am just watching the water soak her down, she tells me my turn and we switch around then she grabbed this wash scrubbing thing and squirted soap on it, handed it to me and told me to wash her down. I had an erection going already and she had not even touched it at all, I washed her whole body running the scrubby and my hands all over her. She told me it was her turn now with this smile on her face and began scrubbing me down, she soaped her hands up then wrapped both around my cock and stroked me so hard it was hard to stay standing up, even after I came she was still stroking it and squeezing the head. I had never felt anything so good in my life. We rinsed off and got out, once we were dried off she just walked over and laid down on her bed smiling at me, i got up there not sure what to do but she took care of that with telling me and gave me a blow job I will never forget.
    I will never forget what she said when I was getting dressed again back in the laundry room, she was standing there with a towel wrapped around her, she said she would call my mom and tell her how much I helped her today then asked me if I would come back again tomorrow, she wanted something else done. She winked at me and said we could shower afterwards again and I told her absolutely, anything she needed help with just say so. I helped her with anything she needed well into my teens.