Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Aunt

My uncle passed away two years ago at age 50. He had 6 kids the youngest a 9 year old boy All the kids are away from home either at work or college except the 9 year old boy
For a year now I have been.screwing his wife ( my aunt by marriage)

She is 48.yrs old and lives across the street
I visit there a few nights per week I am 33.
When she gets the boy bathed and dressed for bed we have a glass of wine. I sleep there on those nights. Lately the boy is asking why I am sleeping in his mom's bed.

We make love and both gets pleasure and sexual satisfaction. We take care of each other needs.
She had an hysterectomy so no chance of a late pregnancy. So i can ejaculate in her with out any concerns about making a baby
If she could have a kid and was younger I sure would like to knock her up and have a child together.

  • My Niece

    Recently visited my 19 year old niece. I decided to mess with her(as usual)by taking her phone. To get it back, she threatened to piss on me. Little does she know that I would have absolutely loved that! I dick about ripped out of my pants when she said that. Oh well, maybe next time.

    OK Yeah There Was Some Incest In Our Family

    I got with my older cousin then my younger cousin and then I had all the knowledge I needed to temp my sister. We don't think of it as ¡ncest, we think of it as love.

  • We Had Dreams And Then He Huffed And He Puffed And Blew The House Down

    This is from when we were all young. I had just declared myself to my friend and she declared herself to me. We were just 22. In those days it wasn't like today, these things you kept to yourself. She lived with her parents and I lived in an apartment with three other girls. There wasn't anywhere where we could go and be alone.

    At my work was a guy who was thirty, we had just celebrated his birthday at work, and he had a condo of his own. He had confronted me and told me he thought I was a lesbian, which I denied. He could tell because I had never had a boyfriend and the way I looked at other women at work. He had told me that I liked tits and he took me more or less against my will to a cheap men's club and paid for girls to give me table dances. He was sure I was a lesbian after that.

    And so when I had this problem of finding a place to be alone with my new girlfriend I asked him if I could borrow the apartment so we could be alone. I made him swear to me that there weren't any cameras. I forgot to ask him to give me his key. We went there on a Friday after lunch, because we got Friday afternoon's off. We were in the middle of making love for the first time when he walked in. He got undressed and forced himself in bed with us and got on top of me and he was done in a couple of minutes. He turned to my girlfriend and said, now you, and he got on top of her until he was done. He told us that he was going to use that bed for conception.

    He used us to conceive for him. We both delivered him daughters, so he said we had to go again. The next round we delivered sons. So we were ok then. But he didn't use the bed only for conception, he used the bed with us all the time. With our bellies hanging under us, sitting on his dick, kissing and rubbing us down. He liked to watch us make love. He got very horny when we did and he would take us apart and left us holding our breath. We liked making love for him, and liked it better when he came for us to have sex. The fact that we had both given him a boy and a girl just made it even better. I should add that we had both had our two children before we turned 27.

    We were young and horny all the time. For a period of time we switched working, so one of us could always be home. His work was just a few minutes away so he came home for lunch every day, and a quickie before he went back to work. We had researched, as much as you could back then, on lesbian ways to make love. There wasn't the books or the internet. Most lesbians learned from older more experienced lesbians, but we were both just as ignorant of lesbian ways other than 'straight' sex. It didn't matter, we had figured out oral sex early, and we were always wanting him to get in and finish with us.

    When the girls got to be around seven he told us he wanted girls, with bows in their curly hair. We dressed the girls in feminine dress and that's the way they wore their hair. They used pierced ears when they were two and always wore earrings or studs when they left the house. He dressed us too, he wanted us to show off our curves and to dress to kill. He liked us with j*welry so we had a lot of j*welry we shared, and we had a closet full of shoes. He wanted feminine, we were feminine for him. The girls too.

    As to the boys, they were a lot more rambunctious. One day at my brother's house I walked into find them in the back yard with the dog. It was wet and muddy, and they were holding onto the dogs tail as he ran around the perimeter of the yard. Yes, he wanted firemen, or mechanical engineers like him. That's the way it was around our house. He didn't care if we sat together or that we slept in a spoon. He didn't care that we kissed and held hands. As far as he was concerned we could be all we wanted to be, as long as dinner was ready on time.

    Our daughters graduated from high school and went on to college. Our sons followed a year later and the house was empty. He said we should conceive again, get some of that pitter patter back in the house. We were forty and we told him that was not a good idea, and he was going to be fifty. We went on to say that sooner than he imagined the girls would be bringing home babies of their own. The bed we slept in all these years was in his word for conception.

    And that's why at our age we have kids in grade school, grandkids and son's in law. Our sons are going from flower to flower to see which one they like and want to bring home.

    Thongs

    I never had kids. My sister does. Her oldest is 13. We went shopping and she put thongs in the cart. I never wore thongs. Is she too young for thongs? I bought them for her. Should I take them back?

  • Niece

    I don’t know what to do. My husband and I just recently took in my niece. She’s 16. She’s been in foster care most her life. She likes to sit on my husband’s lap a lot. Some nights she climbs into bed with us. They said she would do this but I didn’t understand. It feels inappropriate. It would be cruel to give her up like the others. What do I do?

    Happy Father's Day, Daddy

    People around us might not understand our special connection, but it's our secret. Even mom has no clue.

    Those who hate us are just jealous of our connection.

    No one has ever loved me like you. You love me parentally and romantically. My friends don't have that with their fathers, so aloof and distant.

    Remember the day we fell in love? How natural it felt when you put your finger inside me, and soon enough, that penis I've grown to enjoy so much, even to need? I know every inch now!

    Remember when we thought we were going to have a baby? How scared we were, but how happy? How it would have given you the courage to tell mom you don't love her anymore and you want to be with me? How we would have run off and tried get married where they don't know us? How, sadly, I miscarried? How you consoled me and told me it wasn't my fault?

    When can we start trying again, daddy!

    Today is your day. All I can say is thank you. I love you, daddy.

    Wife’s Niece Swimming Attire

    My wife’s 17 year old niece is staying the summer with us. She loves our pool. Swims every day. She has two bikinis. The modest one she wears when my wife is home, and the way too little pink two piece she wears when it’s just us. It’s just us a lot.

    "Every Man Desires To Fuck Their Sisters-in-law"

    I was reading a confession about a guy who is lucky enough to get to fuck his sil with his wife's consent and with her participation, sucking her sister's pussy and all. The phrase I used as a title here was what really caught my attention, because it's true - well, in my case it is. Given the opportunity, we'd all fuck our sisters-in-law.

    My wife is hot as hell, but her sister is too and I was almost caught checking her out a few times. My wife is a latina, so you know the body shape I'm talking about. She's 31, her sister is 26, a younger, almost exact copy of her. It seems my wife's tits are a little bigger, but then again I never saw her sister braless to be sure. Sil's ass is definitely bigger and rounder.

    From the conversations I overheard over the years, sil seems to be freakier than wifey when it comes to sex. I mean, she does everything I like and even does anal sometimes because she feels like doing it. But man, I think my pleasure would be twice as intense fucking my sil's ass.

    The worst part is, I'll never be able to do it. Wifey said right in the beginning of our relationship that she wouldn't put up with me trying to fuck her sister, cousins or friends and that it'd put an end to our marriage right then and there. All I can do is silently imagine I'm fucking sil's ass while fucking my wife's. Some people are really lucky.

  • Every Man Desires To Fuck Their Sisters-in-law

    I was just reading confession 79756 (wife, sister and me) and the phrase I used for a title called me to attention.

    I stopped to think about it and turns out it's true. Well, in my case at least. I never stopped to look at my sil more than a few seconds, but boy does she look fine!

    My wife is damn fine, don't get me wrong, but I guess that the fact that sils are generally "forbidden territory" on our wives views makes them a lot hotter.

    My wife is 29. Sil is 26, the "younger version" of my wife. They're latinas, so you can figure their body shape out. Wifey seems to have slightly bigger tits, but then again I never saw sil braless to know for sure. Sil's ass is definitely bigger. Both have perfect thighs, their weight is similar and they're not fat. By the conversations I overheard over the years, sil seems to be freakier than my wife when it comes to sex. I mean, she does everything I like and even enjoys anal sometimes, but I know sil is bi and this is a huge turn on for me because it could lead to threesomes.

    But while the guy in the mentioned confession could be starting a very enjoyable ffm experience with his wife and sil, all I'll ever be able to do is fucking my wife while silently imagining it's her sister in my head. One of the first rules she set in our relationship was never covet her sister, cousins or friends because that'd put a definitive end to it. I'd love to be able to fuck my sil, but I'm not at the point of not caring that it'd end our marriage. Some people are just luckier.