Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Obsession With Mother In-law Part 2

I didn't mean for this to be novel and before I get to what happened the night of September 25th and the following morning I will address the comments. (Spawn) She didn't resist and didn't freak out. I think She was missing sex. (anon) , not a bad idea but I think I know why her banana-nut bread is so good and why she makes it once a week for my Father In-law. Lastly, (anon) if you don't try, you'll never know.

The wife left on September 23 of this month for a girls get together in Las Vegas. The following day I got a call from my Father In-law asking me to drive up and replace the brakes on the front of his truck. I told me I'd be there by noon or so. I spoke with the wife and told her of my plans and she was adamant I didn't drive home after drinking, She knows me too well.

I got there a bit late because I stop at a store in their town and picked up an 18 pack and ice, I had plan to feed my obsession and when I drove into the In-laws driveway I noticed the the truck was gone. With my overnight bag in hand I entered the house. It was maybe a 1000 sq. ft. home with the living room, dining area and kitchen combined. A short hallway, one bathroom and two bedrooms. The living room had four recliners and two small coffee tables. To the right of the front door were two chairs for guests and then my Father In-laws chair. The chair for my Mother In-law was situated in a way she could look down the short hallway into the guest bedroom. J, my Mother In-law was at the sink washing dishes and said my Father In-law had gone to town for parts. I dropped my bag and walked over to J and she turned around to face me for our customary hello kiss. She lifted her head and closed her eyes and as I moved in I noticed she parted her lips. I took it as a sign of willingness and when we kissed I pushed my tongue into her mouth. The kiss lasted about 15 seconds and when we parted I saw something in her eye that I can't describe. I was about to kiss her a second time when we heard the old truck pull into the driveway.

I met my Father In-law outside, pulled out the ice chest and my tools and went to work. Parts on the old were rusty but not bad. The entire job should have only taken maybe 3 hours but I dragged it out. Halfway into the job we learned he needed two new rotors and I sent him back to town. While he was gone J came out to tell me she had just spoke with my wife. I happen to be hold my first beer and she told me I was spending the night. I told her I looked forward to spending the night with her. She fussed with her hair and went back inside.

I was done with the truck by 5pm. My Father In-law just sat in a chair watching me and drinking my beer. My plan was moving along nicely. J came out and asked what we wanted for dinner and I suggested pizza be delivered. It arrived sometime after 6pm. J had a glass of wine in her hand when she came out with plates and we ate in the shade of the trees. I had one slice of pizza and only one beer, (5 empty cans that I'd been pouring out). My Father In-law also had 5 empty cans but I could tell he had gone over his limit. After eating the three of us went inside. My Father In-law plopped down in his chair and turned on the weather channel and I knew I was going to be tortured until he went to bed. I knew I was going to need a shower but my plan called for me to shower around 9pm. I knew by 9:30 or 10pm my Father In-law would go to bed so I went and changed out my dirty t-shirt and pants for my favorite sweats. I took the chair farthest from the two of them and acting like I was reading something on my cellphone I turned on my camera. My Mother In-law was what I was filming and each time she took a sip of her wine she'd stare over toward me. I began playing with my cock and balls. It was a little before 9pm when my Father In-law began snoring and I stood up with a nice bulge and said I was going to take a shower.

I walked into the bedroom, leaving the door wide open. I stood at the foot of the bed and my body was turned just enough to see my Mother In-law watch me pull off my shirt and drop my sweats giving her a nice view of my now stiffening cock. I turned and stepped out the door naked. It was only two steps to the bathroom and I stared at my Mother In-law as she watched me. I had been in the shower for about 10 minutes when my Father In-law came in, said he was sorry but he had to pee before going to bed. Another 10 minutes and I was clean of dirt and grease. I dried off and stepped out of the bathroom, paused to give J a better view of my hard cock then turned into the bedroom and put my sweats and shirt back on. Even with their door closed I could hear the snoring. I pulled a small baggie out, swallowed the blue pill. I had a plan and I was going for broke, not leaving anything to chance. A plan is only good until put into action.

I walked into the living room, sat in the chair closest to my Father In-laws empty chair. The whole time my Mother In-law eyed my bulge.

  • Our Weekend Visits

    When me and my girlfriend were 17 . We started to visit her aunt . She lived 70 miles away . She invited us . After work on Friday we would get on a coach that took us to where she lived . Returning home for Sunday night . Her aunt was divorced . She had moved to where she was living when she married a man that lived there . They had met on holiday . At first he drove down to her for the weekend . She was the youngest of my girlfriends mums 11 siblings . She was 32 . She was about five foot two . With a good figure . He house only had two bedrooms . I slept on the couch . I never wore anything in bed . So i had to buy some pyjamas . Each morning her aunt came down to prepare breakfast . When it was ready she woke my girlfriend . My girlfriend could sleep all day if you let her . Her aunt was still wearing her nightdress under her dressing gown when she came down . At first it was a long cotton nightdress with a round neck . Afer a few visits i noticed that she was wearing a nylon nightdress . With a plunging neckline . I started to go in to the kitchen with her . I am over six three tall . When i stood next to her i could look down her cleavage . Each week she was showing more . One week her dressing gown was open . When she moved i could see her niples and pubic hair . I had to hide what she was doing to me . My erection . She started to come down earlier . Shaking my shoulder to wake me and offer to make me a cup of tea . One time when she came down she was carrying her dressing gown and her short nylon nightdress was see through . She did not try to hide anything . It made me want her . Standing next to her in the kitchen i reached behind her . Putting my hand between her legs touching her vagina . She leaned forward with her feet apart . I took my Pyjama trousers off to fuck her . Hoping we did not wake my girlfriend . After that weekend when she came down .
    she was naked carrying her nightdress and dressing gown . We had sex on the couch . Then she got dressed . She had friends at the end of the road who owned the pub . We got to know them . Their daughter was 18 . Her and my girlfriend were friends . One week she asked my girlfriend to go clothes shopping with her in the city . They got the bus early . When they had gone . Me and her aunt went to her aunt's room for sex . This time we did not have to be quiet . I licked to give her an orgasm . She really let go . Having a screaming orgasm . Then we fucked . It was the only i fucked her on the bed . When we were 20 we got married . No money for coach journeys . No visits . After two years her aunt moved back to be near her family . Renting a flat . We visited her . When my wife was using the toilet her aunt whispered to me . You need to come on your own . We started having sex again . 20 years later we still have sex when we can .

    How I Knew

    When we were young, lots of boys would get hard in gym class, and I would always look. Others would make fun of us with hard cocks, but I just stared. In the summer while hanging out with friends, we would talk about seeing naked girls. I played along but wasn’t interested. I would peek in on my mom and sisters, but did nothing for me.

    One day I saw my parents having sex, and couldn’t stop staring at my dad’s cock. It looked huge, and I wanted it. I played with myself non stop with it burned in my brain.

    When I finally went to college, I was used by one of my professors, and I loved it. He gave me all the cock I wanted.

    Never had my dad, but I knew that day I saw him, I was gay.

  • Who Do You Suspect?

    Ladies have you woke up and found someone had, had sex with you while you were asleep or passed out? If so do you suspect a family member... your brother, son, or father?

    Obsession With Mother In-law

    I am still trying to sort out what happened two days ago.

    My wife and I have been married for 25 years. Four years ago we became "empty nesters". That allowed us to dapple in the swinging life style. It' s not something we do on a weekly basis but more something we done when we are out of town on vacation.

    My wife and her mother have very similar features. Dark hair, green eyes, nice figures with the difference being my wife has tits twice the size of her mother. I have always been fond of her but never considered having sex with her. That changed almost five years ago when we went on vacation together. I'll call her mother "J"

    We rented a two bedroom condo and three weeks before our vacation friends we had swung with in the past had to back out of meeting use. My wife asked her mother and father if wanted to go. J jump at the invite while my wife's father declined. My Mother In-law is 18 years older then me and my Father In-law is 22 years older then me. Being in his 60's, over weight by 80 or so pounds he doesn't want to do much of anything.

    We arrived at the condo on a Friday afternoon. The condo we rented had only one bathroom and it separated the two bedroom with each room having a door leading into it. The city we were in also was home to 3 of my wife's college friends and on Saturday she'd made plans to visit with all her college friends. Of course J and myself declined to go. J said she was going to just relax for the day and I had my favorite college football to watch. J said she was going to catch up on the jet-lag and just rest.

    Saturday morning came and I just put on my favorite pair of loose shorts and a t-shirt. J came out in her PJ's and said she may stay in them the entire day. The dressed after breakfast and by 10am was out the door. The college game didn't start until 11am. By that time I had moved the recliner chair and positioned my snacks . About 10 minutes into the first quarter J came out and sat down on the couch just a few feet from where I was sitting to watch the game.

    I've got this habit or kink, whatever you can call it ever since I was a "preteen". It has become such a habit, at times I don't even know I'm doing it. Whether it a movie, show or a sports event I will, without even thinking about play with myself. in between snacking and drinking I was constantly playing with my cock and balls, even slipping my hand into my shorts. What I didn't realize was my Mother In-law was watching me more then the game. Sometime before the half J said she was going to go to her room and lay down for a while. As the half ended I got up to use the bathroom. The toilet is position next to the door of my Mother In-laws bedroom. the door from our bedroom was open and as I approached the toilet I noted J's door was opened about 5 to 6 inches. I could also hear soft moans and what I have to describe as "whimpering" come from her room. My first thought was she was dreaming but when I pushed the door open a few more inches I got the shock or thrill of my life.

    J was laying on her bed. She had removed her PJ's and had her legs spread as she was slowing fucking herself with a banana which we had bought when we shopped before going to the condo. She was moving the fruit slowly in and out as her other hand was pinching and pulling on her left nipple. I don't know how long I looked in on her but I finally came to my sense and retreated. No I never did use the toilet. I ended up going outside next to the condo. I had plenty of time to contemplate what I had seen and by the time J came back out I had conjured up in my mind she was probably turned on watching me play with my cock and balls. That was only a guess but it changed how I viewed my Mother In-law and started me down a 4 and a half year journey to fuck her. I flashed her every chance I got. I made sure she caught me naked, soft and hard. I got more physical with her, lots of hugs touching, shoulder massages and even moving away from kisses to the cheek and more lips to lips. A few times when I had a few to many beers I made sure to kiss her on the lips and run my tongue over hers. As time went on she became used to it and even started flirting with me. I was now obsessed with having sex with her. It took such a long time because my In-laws lived 3 and a half hours from us and visits were at best once a month. May times, after visiting them I have my wife give me "road-head" and imagine it was her mother. Whenever we spent the night I made sure I was loud while fucking my wife. even making sure the bed banged against the bedroom wall. More then once I come into my Mother In-laws kitchen the following morning and she'd make a comment about the noise and the "fun time" I had enjoyed. My quest had become a "labor of lust".

    I reaped my rewards the night of September 25th and the following morning.

  • I Thought Old Men Can't Girls Pregnant

    I'm confused, the Mr. is too old to get hard, but lo and behold this 28 yo who works for him comes up pregnant. Of course I laughed, but she insisted. We get all the tests before and after and this boy is genetically the Mr.'s.

    And she just talked to me, she's having a sister.

    She Just Did It One Night

    My parents divorced when I was around six then a few years later my dad died, stunned me for sure and mom also. When I was around thirteen mom came home from being over at a friends house, it was not unusual for her to hangout with them and I was in bed already. She came in and sat on my bed, we talked some and she began rubbing my chest and telling me I was getting so tall. This was not normal but I just laid there, she reached over and switched off the bedside light and I thought she was getting up. Her hand kept rubbing and going downward, she slid it right under the waistband of my shorts and began caressing my cock and balls, I tensed right up both from shock and it felt great. She moved the covers off me, climbed on top of my legs, pulled down my shorts and started sucking my cock. I was staring down but being pretty much dark in my room could just barely see anything just felt it all.
    I started to ejaculate and moan out, she kept going sucking me like crazy now, fingers wrapped around gripping the shaft and lips sucking fast I was breathing hard. She licked and sucked me after it for a minute then kissed the head several times and told me good night got up and walked out.
    The next morning I had no idea what to say to her or ask what was that all about, she was cleaning and I was doing my chores when she walked up to me and told me what a great man I was turning into, grabbed my hand and led me to my room. She told me to lay down on my bed, still had the same clothes on from sleeping, she pulled down the shorts and gave me another blow job.
    Weeks went by, same thing going on with her sporadically sucking my cock, mostly in the evening at bed time. I finally asked her when she finished one why she was doing it, she answered with a question asking if I wanted her to stop doing it. I told her no and she said good and don’t tell anyone about it.

    Great Morning

    Nothing better than waking up with your favorite nephew in your arms, when he’s home from college for the weekend.

    Man, I love this guy.

    At The Table

    We emigrated toSouth Africa and, after a year or so, my wife's younger sister wanted to come out too and asked if she could stay with us until she got fixed up with a job and apartment.
    We agreed and Janie said that, because she worked in catering, she would cook for us to pay her way.
    I worked in sales, so 'liquid lunches' were frequent. I came home slightly drunk one night and was sitting at the table while Janie brought the dinner in. As Janie leaned over to put the food down, standing right next to me, something came over me and I reached my hand up, keeping my shoulder still, and ran my hand up her leg, under her skirt and cupped her bottom. Amazingly, she didn't jump or say anything, just stood and made some comments about the food to my wife who was sitting at the other end of the table. After a short while, she turned away to get something else.
    I'd love to say that we had mad, rampant sex when my wife was out, but real life isn't always like that and we didn't. We never mentioned it and that's all there was to it until she left, but it was an exciting moment. I have no idea why she let me do that and then acted as if nothing had happened, but it was probably better for my marriage that she didn't!

  • Oh Brother

    My brother and I were always close. Since we lived far from town and were on a 16 months apart in age, He being the oldest, we had only each other to play with. My dad often hired young men from town to work the farm in seasonal work. My brother and I loved board games and cards often playing them sitting on the floor. I being a feminine girl, I loved wearing skirts and dresses. When we were the ages of 4 to 12 me sitting in my skirts cross legged with panties showing got no reaction. My brother and I use to bath together until 8-9 years of age. Anyway, when I was 12, 13 my brother seemed to spend a good amount of time staring at my panties and my small developing titties. We were very open with each other so when he saw a few pubic a hairs peeking from my panties he asked me about it and asked if he could see them. I thought nothing of it to take my panties of and look. Thought little of it even when he came in very close and felt my little muff. He would ask me to play cards with no panties and I would do that with him sporting an erection. He asked if I wanted to see it and I said sure. I thought his erection was so cool. Didn’t happen often but did happen. When I was 15 I caught my brother masturbating and he had my underwear in his hand. He was very embarrassed but I said can I watch and he was for that. I was amazed at his cum shooting out. After that he would request me to watch which I loved and had me do the handy work. I gave him many hand jobs often the both of us mostly or totally nude. I had not masturbated but watched him. He asked if he could kiss my pussy and I said no way. On one afternoon some of the young men my father hired, finished their day and invited me and my brother to the pond for a swim. They ranged in age from my brother 17 and they were 17 to 21. When we reached the pond the boys all stripped down nude and skinny dipped. At my age then I was 5’4” 120 pounds, curvy with C cups. I didn’t take it all off keeping my panties and bra on. Once it the water they both went translucent my nipples clearly in view and so to my plentiful bush. The boys all played around and with me. All of them were touching me as much as they could which I loved. I loved the attention. When I got out of the water I laid in the sun to dry off. All of them came out with full erections and sat around me. They would touch my legs and arms. None went further than that. It was really sweet that they had not. Any way my mother having been told about the skinny dipping by my brother, put an end to it. Not as exciting as some would hope I’m sure but it was my teens. In fact I did not lose my virginity until I was 19. I’m a nudist today around the house and our local nude beach but my pussy belongs to my husband.