Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Sending My Sister Dick Pics

True story... one night about 6 months ago i was chatting with my older sister who is 70 and lives alone after being widowed several years earlier. most of out chats are normal brother and sister chats .. but sometimes a little sexual edge would crop up in my chats. on this particular night i had told her about taking some naughty selfies to see what her reaction would be , she just laughed as if it was no big deal. i then said well you haven't seen them so you don't know if its a big deal to which she just laughed again. so i summoned up all my courage and sent her a close up on my very hard cock. she replied that i wasnt kidding about them being naughty selfies. I thought wow my sister just looked at my cock and didnt get mad, so i immediately sent several more with some showing my full naked body and face so that she would know for sure it was me and my cock, She replied that i really was naughty and i asked her if she looked closely at them which she said she did and that she then deletes them so nobody would find them on her computer. since then i send her several of my dick pics every week and have even hinted that i would like to see her naked, but no luck there yet,. when we talk on the phone she jokes and calls me the family slut. I have been very lucky over the years and have sent dick pics to almost every woman i know without any issues.

  • My Affair Daughter

    My wife never wanted children, which makes me very sad. I wanted the pitter-patter of little feet around the house, the joy of birthday panties, colorful pictures on the fridge...

    My wife's choice eventually caused a rift. I see my wife as more of a roommate and friend than a lover. She thinks sex will pick up again now that she is in menopause and I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant.

    To me, sex without the possibility of making a baby has no purpose and holds no excitement. So, seven years ago, I met a much younger woman at a business meetup.

    Isabelle is also married. She and her husband had been trying for a baby for months. She and I started making love regularly. She was pregnant within a month, and her doctor back-dated it to our first time.

    She had her daughter DNA-tested. She's mine, the daughter I never had!

    To hide our affair, I actually work for Isabelle on Saturdays, as her "manny". My wife doesn't care where I am and scarcely notices my absence. She has her own friends and activities.

    At Isabelle's, I get to parent my affair daughter. The formative years never come back, and I am so grateful for the chance. Isabelle's husband compliments me on being so sensitive. He notices I'm good with "his" daughter. She even asks for Uncle Brandon during the week!

    Some Saturdays, Isabelle and her husband go out. But when they stay home, Isabelle grabs me so we can sneak in a quickie. It usually happens while her husband is working in the garage or taking a nap.

    One time, our daughter almost caught us. She asked "Why is mommy's face all red?"

    I do hold Isabelle's hand around our daughter, when her husband isn't in the room. I want her to see how it is when two people care about each other.

    Isabelle is pregnant with our second child. The price I had to pay was jealousy. She had to seduce her husband into a week of regular sex so he'd think the baby is his. Just the thought of that man touching my woman, let alone putting his penis inside her and defiling her with his worthless sperm, makes me rage! At least he went back to infrequent sex as soon as she told him she was pregnant. I can cope as long as he only touches her once every few weeks.

    Week after week, I live for Saturday, the day I get to be with my two beautiful ladies. I raise one (daughter) and fuck (Isabelle) the other.

    It Made My Pussy Wet.

    I'm 18 live in a small Market town in the UK.
    I've had limited sexual experience all with people my age and have put myself down as bisexual as I know I wouldn't say no to an approach if it was made by a hot woman particularly and older one.

    Just before Easter I started doing some Temp work for a firm of Auditors that specialise in computer fraud.
    My parents want me to go to university but I want to travel and besides I don't want the debt!
    The office I started in was ran by a pleasant if stroppy woman of about 30 it was her last week. If I was any good she said she would recommend I get taken on full time after Christmas
    Most of it was common sense.
    I am 5ft 3in ,I wear flat shoes normally and I wore a trouser suit. Basically I dressed quite like the office manager which she approved of, even if I did feel rather old.
    We got on like a house on fire and the Thursday was her last day and there were drinks after work in a nearby pub arranged.
    I don't drive yet so I agreed to go. There is about 10 people in the family owned company which includes 2 directors and the CEO all related.
    The sons were about 40 nothing special either of them , the owner was gregarious well tanned and I could see myself doing some dick-taking for him if he asked. I asked Susan the office manager what he was like, she said they are all very nice, but Kevin the owner was a dirty pervert and if he ever asks to go to his office in the basement make sure your wearing trousers or a very long skirt because he likes to place his girls in a particular way doing the confidential shredding so that he can see right up there skirt, dirty sod is probably rubbing his cock as he does so.
    As she said this he was stood my the bar looking at the small group, and he winked at me.
    Then totally unexpectedly my pussy started to stir and leak.
    " So you have been warned " Susan said, and if you complain you'll be out the door anyway!

    We had a few more drinks and I ended up leaving with Susan and her husband gave me a lift home.

    Not immediately but little by little I started to introduce my own dress style so that when Keven asked me to help out in his basement office he was going to get an eyeful of my tiny panties covering my tight smooth teenage pussy. I'm size 10, and 34b boob's, I'm fuckable and I was putting myself out there to be fucked.
    My Dad would have a fit but my mum would have encouraged me to dress sexy as soon as boys took an interest, so I had wonder bras, tight skirts and dresses, lacy hold ups and killer heels.
    And because my mummy didn't want me to marry a boring guy as soon as she was pregnant she had arranged contraception 4 years ago!
    My six month probation should have been this month , but Kevin decided that as I fitted in so well he changed it to 3 months . Probably because I hinted that I didn't mind starting late and finishing late but I would need a lift home as it was still dark.
    So despite all my protestations about not showing my. Knickers immediately I was flashing them with 10 mins left for home time. He never had his cock out but from 10ft away I could see a definite bulge.
    As I put my coat on I said I could probably work later if ot would help but not this week.
    Next week ? he stammered . Yes

    Can I trust you he said? I said of course I said I will work late I'm enjoying what I'm doing. No he said can I trust you with a company credit card. Don't go crazy , but if you want to buy some clothes for the office. Mini skirts are fantastic but I rather like long skirts or dresses with slits that show of your beautiful legs.
    And then out of nowhere again my Pussy was pissing out lovejuice. I don't know where I found the courage but I grabbed his cock and the next thing I know I'm sucking him, and he's a big bugger a 7incher I'd say. He came in my mouth quite quickly and then much to my surprise he grabbed my hair and pulled me up to him and started to kiss me with cum still in my mouth.
    Unbelievably someone is walking down the steps and he shouts we've locked up Kev but not set the alarm.
    He's stood up cock out erect, undoing my clothes and casually says" No problem, see you tomorrow," they trot back up the stairs and door opens and slams and we watch a couple of people walk away abd now naked except my hold ups and black shiny heels.
    " You are a dirty little slut Morgan just like your mother! I thought it was you when I saw you at susies leaving do. I used to fuck your mother years ago when I was on the job. I looked puzzled A copper , I used to be a policeman.
    I don't care who you fucked as long as you fuck me hard please. Now and he did, you little fucking whore bang bang bang, I ought to invite your mum here and fuck her too. Grrrr He came loads in my mouth and within a few minutes he came in my pussy. can't believe my luck.
    There is real potential for me to go far in his company but he'says ill have to use my brains and body
    He hasn't fucked mum yet, dad dislikes him. But I've seen dads tiny cock .

  • Fucking My Son Daily

    (F39)
    So I became a mom rather young (by accident). The guy who got me pregnant took no responsibility what so ever but I didn’t want it anyways.
    Eventually when I was able to get a place of my own it became just me and my son. During the time I raised him I never really had the chance to date or ever meet the right person. So it was always just the two of us.

    I can’t exactly say why or what made the switch happen but during a night that I felt alone I tried to suck off my son in his sleep. This didn’t really work too well and he woke up while I had his cock in my mouth.
    I was trying to make him feel comfortable, as I didn’t want to scare him from anything, so I continued sucking his cock while he watched me. I knew he was unsure but when I let him cum in my mouth he did no longer mind.

    We didn’t really talk about it after that as we both spent the night separately then. But the morning after he asked if we couldn’t do it more regularly. So from there on I ducked his cock a lot, but I mean absurdly lot.
    By the end of the week we had sex for the first time and this set the pace for the relationship that is still lasting now.

    This is a repost! For those who want to chat hit me up in the comments. I am open to chat on Session.

    Caught By Our Youngest

    My husband and I have always had a great sex life. We have sex at minimum 4 times a week. It’s been that way since we met. We are a perfect match I guess when it comes to sex drives

    Obviously being parents we’ve had our fair share of almost caught moments. Our kids have seen me giving their dad a bj on accident a few times but that way years ago

    Sunday afternoon after church my husband and I were having sex. He was rock hard so it needed taken care off. I was on top at first but then we got on our sides and spoon fucked

    Mid way though he switched to fucking my butt. We both enjoy anal sex. He’s fucking my butt and I’m trying keep my moans quiet.

    Then our bedroom door opens. We hear our youngest daughter scream. She had a perfect view of her dad’s dick in my butt. She ran out real quick without shutting the door. My husband got up to shut the door and we kinda laughed out of embarrassment. But I told him you might as well finish. So he got back on the bed and fucked my butt until he cummed

    Then I got dressed and went to talk to our daughter. Hard to explain that women sometimes take dick in their butt..

  • Caught My Sons Fucking

    I normally wouldn't peek into their room but it was late and I was walking to the bathroom and heard weird sounds. I've overheard the likely sounds of jerking off before and done nothing about it - this was more. Like, headboard hitting the wall sounds. So I looked, and i couldn't fucking believe what I saw. My older boy was on top of the younger, pounding away as hard as I've ever seen any two people have sex in my life. I didn't do anything about it, partially out of shock... partially out of arousal. I admit I wasn't and still am not sure whether or not it was even consensual. I feel like a horrible father, but I want to catch them at it again so badly.

    Brother And Sister

    Before July of last year I'd not had sex with someone else for nearly four years.
    My wife passed away and at first I just wasn't interested. Time went by and women weren't attracted to me because even though I have a large penis, I'm no oil painting.
    Last July I met a guy in his early thirties in my local park, and really not meaning to at all, I began receiving blow jobs off of him.
    I'd never had gay sex before, but we got on so good and his blow jobs were absolutely amazing.
    Then one afternoon instead of receiving head off of him in my car, I drove us back to my place.
    It was the first time I'd fucked anyone in four years and i loved making him cum by thrusting up his cute arsehole.
    By October he was almost living permanently with me and I was fucking him at least once a day.
    My libido had fully returned and then some and that's when I met his sister.
    She's seven years older than her gay brother and for some reason we really hit it off.
    She and I had so much fun together over the next few weeks, and even though she knew I was fucking her younger brother, we began having sex.
    And it was during a wonderful afternoon of sex with her, her brother walked in on us.
    I was fucking his sister from behind when he walked into my home. I wasn't expecting him so I didn't notice him at first, and he later told me he'd watched me fucking her for a few minutes before he uttered "Ugh huh".
    There was no nastiness between any of us and after covering up and putting some clothes on, they were laughing together about her enjoying the same cock.
    I felt a little uneasy until she left half an hour later. Then not giving me chance to say no, her younger brother sucked my dick still coated in his sisters juices and then had me fuck him exactly how and where id been fucking his sister when he'd walked in.

    It's now May the following year and I'm now living with and engaged to my beautiful fiancée.
    Her brother and I still fuck occasionally and my fiancée knows that. In fact just recently he stayed over after we'd all been out for a meal.
    It got very amorous between myself and her little brother and we ended up having sex on the couch. It just happened, so as he sucked on my cock then rode my entire length, almost to prove he could take it all, his sister watched and masturbated on the chair a few feet away.
    It was so horny a situation I didn't last long and came deep inside of him, and that's when with my fiancée saying "Oh fuck yeh" she orgasmed playing with her clitty.

    We've not all had sex together and I don't even think (Who knows) they'd entertain it, but id love to fuck them both together.

    Brother's Baby

    I'm always surprised when I see brothers and sisters who don't get along. My older brother Jeremy and I have always been close.

    For my 18th birthday, he gave me the best g*ft. He took my virginity. I don't know how we managed to wait so long, but it was important to him to wait.

    As it turns out, he also gave me an extra g*ft. That's right, I'm carrying my brother's baby.

    I know that the genetic risk is exaggerated online, to discourage people from getting with family members. Still, I will do my part by getting as much testing as I can.

    Jeremy still fucks me every night. He says he loves younger, pregnant girls.

    Stepdaughter

    This Morning walked in the bathroom to my stepdaughter sitting on the shower bench naked legs open trimming her pussy. Never had any sexual thoughts about her but now can’t wait to jerk off with that image in my mind. Ally is 24 short blonde hair small tits and trimmed pussy

  • Grandpa

    I was worried that grandpa was getting frail and lonely, so I started going over twice a week.

    He is a lot more lively now. He is always happy to see me. Since I started visiting, he takes better care of himself and of his place.

    The thing is, somehow we started making out and I started blowing him. I didn't expect that a man his age would still get hard. He didn't expect it either. He lost grandma like 11 years ago.

    Honestly, blowing him really turns me on. Now when I go over I dress in slutty outfits or wear something sexy under my regular clothes.

    What's amusing to me is that I have started to notice older men now. I broke up with my boyfriend, who was my age, because I do not believe in cheating. Online I cam with men grandpa's age. When grandpa isn't there anymore, I am going to hit up senior dating sites. It's nice to feel genuinely appreciated and wanted, not just one of many available girls (which is how it feels when I date any attractive guy who is my own age).