Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Family Love

A couple of months back my husband my son and myself all went out to celebrate my sons nineteenth birthday.
My husband as usual got blind drunk, but my son and I only had a few drinks.
Back at home my son and husband drank some more with my son getting more drunk himself, before my husband staggered up to bed.

About half an hour later I followed my husband to bed, but he wasn't in our bed. Figuring he'd gone into our newly refurbished guest bedroom, I went to sleep.
I was awoken by a really large feeling hard throbbing cock sliding up my pussy from behind and I could smell alcohol on his breath.
He fucked me reaching round to play with my clitty which he knows I like and I was soon orgasming.
After a few more minutes and just before he came inside me I had my second orgasm as his cock erupted up my pussy.

We both lay there until his cock softened and slipped out and I just marvelled how my husband could be so horny when he was drunk.
That was until I heard "Your pussy was so went Anna".
Anna is my sons girlfriends name.
I turned over and sure enough fast asleep was my son lay on his back, totally naked.
I couldn't believe how big my sons penis was and couldn't resist touching it. He moved and then turned over, so I got up and walked into the guest bedroom but my husband wasn't there.

He'd gotten into our sons bed, which used to be our room before we had two of the bedrooms refurbished.
I left him asleep and went to the guest bedroom and tried to sleep, but I couldn't stop thinking about what had just happened.

The following morning my husband had a huge hangover when he joined me in the kitchen, but my son was already out on his morning run.
When he got back in he smiled at me, but said nothing. However later on when we were alone he said this "Sorry about last night. I thought you were Anna". There was a pause before he added "But i really enjoyed it, hope you did".
I wanted to say it was wrong and we can't ever let it happen again. But what I did say was "It was beautiful, I love you son".

Nothing has happened between us since, but we've both wanted it to. My son keeps telling me he wants me to be happy and I know what he means. And I keep telling him it was a one off, but I can't stop desiring him and he knows it.
Next week my husband is flying over to Portugal to play golf with his golf club mates. He's going for five days and I'll be alone with my son.
My son has already told me he'll be sleeping with me, and I haven't told him he won't.

  • My Disabled Cousin

    My cousin suffered a car accident many time ago and left her physically disabled. She has problems in moving and needs help with the stairs and to get in the shower.
    I've helped my aunt many, many times in getting in her in and out of the bathtub, but never stayed to wash her.
    Some weeks ago, my aunt asked if I could stay with her during the weekend and take care of her.
    Although my cousin is disabled, she can do many things alone and I was just there to cook and help her to move around the house.
    Friday everything went as any other day and Saturday was also running as expected.
    But during lunch, she spilled the soup all over her and, naturally I had to help her changing clothes. Normally it's my aunt that does this things, but I didn't have any choice and had to do it.
    I got new clothes from her room and started to undress her... I always have seen her dressed until now.
    That day she wasn't wearing any bra and not only her breasts were bigger than I thought, but really beautiful and almost perfectly round.
    I got totally surprised by it, but kept undressing her until she stands with nothing more than her painties covering her hairy pussy (apparently my aunt never thought in trimming it), and at this point I was very hard and my shorts can't hide it.
    She wants to see it uncovered and ask me to put it on her hands.
    I say that probably it's not a good idea, but she insists and remind me that she's still a woman who hasn't seen a cock in a long time.
    I take my shorts off and let her have it on her hands. Due to her condition, it's hard to get a good grip, but that didn't stop her.
    Put it in my mouth, she said... I didn't blink and let her blow me until I grabbed her head and exploded inside her mouth and she swallow all my load and kept sucking it.
    I laid her on the couch to rest a little bit and we had sex two times.
    At night (in her bed) she wanted to try anal.
    In the beginning she had lots of pain, and wanted to quit, but we ended up in doing it again.
    Before my aunt returned from the weekend, we talked about it and agreed in just doing it again, if we're alone again and if I'm still single.
    Last week I was on my aunt house for a short visit but my cousin swallowed another load and we're going on vacation for a week next month.
    I know that somehow I'm taking advantage of her disability for my sexual fantasies but she also wants it and doesn't care, because she's also have her fantasies fulfilled.

    Stepdaughter Pics

    Last week my stepdaughter celebrated her 23 birthday with the family and her boyfriend. We had a nice dinner and some drinks having a great time then we had a cake and gave her a couple of g*fts then her boyfriend gave her a g*ft it was a polaroid camera and i could see the look on her face that she was going to take some sexy pics, so I waited a couple of days and then went looking in her room.
    I found her stash in her nightstand and holly shit she is hot , short brown hair small tits and shaven pussy also a couple of pics of her sucking her boyfriend cock
    I took a couple of pics with my phone abf have been jerking off all week looking at her awesome body

  • Mom's Favorite Customer.

    This is a short, kinky story I have about my Mom. My Mom was a single Mother, who did quite well as a Hairdresser. She had worked for big Salons most of her life. By the time I was 18, she worked for herself, and had a Salon in our basement. For years, I saw many beautiful women come in and out of our home. My Mom was beautiful as well. She was a very large breasted brunette, who always took great pride in her appearance. The year was 1989. I took an interest in one particularly customer of hers. She was also a large breasted brunette, who had recently moved to the United States from Hungary. Her name was Helen. One day I came home from school, and I recognized Helen's car in the drive way. When I walked in the front door, I decided to sneak downstairs so I could sneak a peek at Helen. I was really hoping to catch her laying back while my Mom washed her hair. But what I saw instead surpassed any of my fantasy's. My Mom was standing in front of Helen, who was seated in the salon chair. My Mom's blouse was unbuttoned, her huge boob's were pulled out, over her black bra, and Helen was nursing on my Mom swollen nipples. I stood hidden for 30 seconds or more. I heard my Mom say, " You always give me the best tips Helen". I slowly moved back upstairs, and went to my room. Helen was there for almost an hour more. When Helen finally left, my Mom came upstairs and was very startled to see me. She asked " How long have you been home"? I told her that practice got cut early, and I just got home. I never told her what I saw. Now, whenever I look at porn of Melina Velba with another woman, I think of my Mom and Helen fondly.

    I Regretted Every Moment Of That Taboo Sex Between Me And My Nephew.

    Accidents do happens right?.. Well this may seem like an accident but i may have brought it onto myself and later i regretted it. My sister and i both produce sons from our marriage but her son is much older than my son.. Her son is a powerfully built 20yo and my son is 14.

    My nephew is known for his playing around attitude. He's a very playful young man and so does most of us in the family including myself. So one day i stop by my sister's house but no one was around except my nephew. He came and unlock the door only wearing a towel after just exiting the shower.
    I jokingly poked his side and he reacted as it tickles. Finding it amusing, i continued poking his side as i giggled at his reaction. He then tried to tickle my side which i'm not afraid of but as we prolonged this playing around i noticed a tent pitched in front of him. Knowing what that might be i started grabbing at it then things escalated very quickly.

    Let me just get to the point as to what had happened next. Now my strength is no match for this young hulk but somehow his towel ended up off him while my 'slender' body pinned him to the floor, or so i thought.
    I had on a G-string under my skirt but i felt his cock poking at my bare butt which got me very excited. The head of his cock then ended up pushing the string which hinders his cock from entering my pussy. I was too turned on at that time so i reached down and remove the string then his cock fell deep inside of me which made me cum instantly. He tried to fuck me twice thereafter but i turned him down. My very words to him is that "accident do happens". I am feeling the effects of it today.

  • Son And Dad Shared

    My father-in-law is a very attractive and fit man of 51. He looks like he is in his mid 30s. His wife died several years ago and he has not remarried. He is a terrific guy and we get along very well. He is also smart and has a great sense of humor. His son, my husband Josh, also gets along well with his Dad. My confession is that I have been sleeping with Dad for nearly ten years.

    I was 21 and had been with Josh for two years when it happened. Josh and I had been intimate since we were 18. We met during our first year in college. We loved sex and experimented like many young people. Of course, I had met his Dad before and liked him. But, this visit to see Josh's Dad was different. His wife had recently passed away and Dad was still sad and lonely. I felt for him.

    The first night of our visit, Josh and i had gone to bed and we were fooling around. We'd had a fine dinner and had drunk a bunch of wine. I was drunk. I sucked Josh's dick until he was very hard and guided him into me. He fucked me until I was on the verge of an orgasm and then he pulled out. All I wanted was for him to finish with me. Instead he took my hand and walked me to his Dad's bedroom and told me to get in bed with him. If I hadn't been so horny and drunk, I never would have done it, bit I got in bed with Dad. His naked body felt wonderful pressed against mine.

    Dad was very gentle, and very slow, with me. He told me that Josh had told him that I might come to his bed. He kissed me and his hands were magic on my body. Before long I held his erection. He moved me on top and entered me. He fucked me for the longest time slowly. It felt wonderful and I asked him to cum in me. He fucked me hard and filled me. It al felt very natural to be with him. I rode him one more time and he filled me again. I sucked his penis clean and went back to Josh. Josh took me in his arms and I put his dick in me and he fucked me hard until we both came. Later, he told me he could hear me moaning as I had fucked his Dad. He said it was really sexy to hear me and knowing I liked Dad fucking me.

    It's been ten years since that first time. Josh and I visit Dad five or six times year. It would be more often, but we live a good distance away. Each night during our visit I move back and forth between bedrooms just like the first night. I know how different this must seem to others, but I love fucking them both. We've never done a threesome and I doubt we will. Josh and his Dad have occasionally, when we have all been together talking, told me how much they like making love to me. After those conversations, I am usually turned on by the sexual compliments and I get them to wait for me in their bedrooms. I still leave Dad's bedroom door open so Josh can hear me. Josh absolutely does not mind his Dad sleeping with me.

    My Pervy Dad May Get Both Of Us In Trouble If He Continues To Peek.

    I masturbated one night and carelessly fell asleep while i was still naked. With my finger still engaging my clit i jumped up suddenly only to see a figure leaving the door way of my room. At around 2am in the wee hours it wasn't hard for me to guess who it was because only me and my father were at home at the time. I swear i had closed the door of my room but not with the lock from the inside but there it was, half opened when i got up. Was my dad spying on me?

    I did not question him about it and neither did i tell anyone., It's kinda embarrassing to even talk about it as well. Now months have pass without anything of that nature but one night when me and my father were alone in a similar fashion i decided to test the waters. This time i left the door half open.
    Naked i am again, i started to finger my pussy and my clit. I started making light sounds to attract him and when i saw the reflection from the light from the hallway, i confirmed immediately that it was my dad. I got very angry, and i was very disappointed as well. I wanted to confront him right there and then but i couldn't figure out how to approach him about it. It only stop when i started locking my door from the inside whenever we were home alone. But after i started locking the door i miraculously started missing him watching me masturbate. Now the reason why me and my father were left alone is during the times when my mother would rotate to the night shift which is every other month. And when the thought came back to me during that time i rekindled that old fire to have my dad watching me while i fuck myself.

    It's now a regular thing for me to do my own pussy while my father watched from the shadows. I think he's aware of me noticing him being there but still i pretended to be naive. I literally came hard one night knowing he's enjoying himself but a time may come when he may have enter my room and fuck me instead of me fucking myself. I'm starting to feel the effects of taboo sex lingering. I don't know how long i can cope with this but i'm now imagining my dad's dick deep inside of me. His watching surely did something to me.

    If I Didn't Love Her Maybe I Wouldn't Be So Permissive

    I came home from work and found my younger sister with my husband. They were in an after sex embrace. My sister was fourteen. And she became pregnant.

    We adopted her baby and everything went along. But my sister was horrendously attached to my husband, they continued having sex. But she was on am IUD after she gave birth. A family agreement.

    When her baby was five we decided to tell her who her mama was. She became Mommy, and I am Mama.

    My sister has lived with us since she finished college. She's 23 now, and stands beside my bed waiting for me to lift the covers and let her in. She gets between us and snuggles up under his arm. 23 and she thinks of herself as his wife too.

    She Was Very Lonely For Sure

    My dad passed away when I was fourteen, between life insurance and also money left to her from her parents she did not have to work ever again. She was a bit overweight and honestly had some facial hair that showed because of how dark it was, she also had very thick black hair and some serious eyebrows so all to say she was an amazing woman just not easy on the eyes to put it nicely. I finish my first year of college and am back home for the summer, she is waiting on me hand and foot, cooking and doing laundry I check my grades one evening and she sees the perfect scores and is really happy about it. Few nights later I am feeling like my bed is moving as I wake up, only light in my room is my digital alarm clock and some lightening lights up my room for a split second and well after that some thunder rolls out. She tells me not to turn on a light and I ask her what is up, she puts a finger on my mouth and I hear her shush me then starts pulling down the covers. I sleep naked and ask her again but she does not say anything and I feel her lips on my torso near my navel then right on the head of my cock as she starts licking and kissing it top to bottom along with my balls. I am laying there thinking Drunk? High? I had never seen her like this as another quick flash of lightening showed me that she was indeed naked herself. She was over my legs but had not pulled the covers down that far, I laid there feeling myself getting hard as ever in her mouth and decided what the hell why not let her just keep going. I have no idea what size her breasts were but they were big back then, each easily filled two hands and I reached down feeling under one of them to her nipple, she went up on her hands some more lifting them up to be touched and kept sucking. She lowered herself back down in a few minutes saying she could not stay like that and I felt the full weight of her on my legs as she continued sucking on my cock. I would get glimpses of her ample ass when lightening flashed until I started to ejaculate and listened to her moaning as much as I was during it. She just laid there still licking and sucking on me, not the first woman I had seen naked and got a blow job from among other things but no intercourse at the time. I was not thinking about that right away with her but was craving some taste of pussy if she would let me do it, minutes later on her back and legs barely spread wide enough for my arms I started licking hers, could feel her huge bush on my forehead and cheeks to the sides and was not tasting bad at all. I attempted to caress her nipples at the same time but they were just out of reach given her size. Did not take her long to have an orgasm, whole thing was turning her on a lot, knew she was not faking as I felt her pussy pulsating on my face and she was making plenty of noise also. She was too weak and out of shape to push me off but was laughing and squealing telling me I had to stop because it tickled so much, kind of turned me on some so I got myself over her face and she opened right up sucking on me again as I played with her nipples with my fingers. I came again listening to her slurping on all of it down and then pulled her up so she could go back to her room. I laid there wondering what in the world possessed her to do something like this at all, the next morning she came in my room dressed to wake me up around eight and gave me another blow job. She swallowed it all down again and told me anything I want from her just ask or do it, I deserved it after seeing those grades, I guess I borderline took advantage of her quite a bit that summer, not sure I missed a day from that first night until I left to return to school my cock still feeling the last blow job I got from her not even an hour before leaving. I had no idea five hours from now without even taking shower my girlfriend would be sucking on it too. She saw me from her window and met me at the elevator downstairs holding it for me, said she really missed me over the summer, I missed her also and after the second car load of stuff she was on top of me on my bed sucking my cock and looking much hotter than my mother for sure. My mom asked me if I was coming home for Thanksgiving break, told her absolutely and showed up early skipping a class that morning, I was really wanted her to suck on me again I think because of the way she seemed to like being dominated. She saw my cock out as I was walking up to her and said something like was hoping you would still want this as she sucked into her mouth not stopping until I came. I have to say those were probably the most amazing sexual two years of my life, had sex with her all the time when home, my first threesome up at college with my girlfriend and her new roommate plus this one night stand with a woman who was living off campus and her husband was gone for a weekend. I wish those days had never ended.

  • We Were Spanked As Punishment Growing Up

    The first thing my dad did to us after establishing blame for something was pull down our pants and spanked our bare ass pretty good, I remember looking in the mirror when back in my bedroom and looking at my red ass cheeks in it. I really dreaded it when I was younger and one day when I was around seventeen next thing I knew my brother had confessed and dragged me into it also, dad did not want to hear any of it, get your pants down he said or I will do it for you. I felt the first one and it surprised me as tingles ran thru my vagina, the next few were just making me bite my lip for a whole new reason, I stood up after he was done and told him sorry and headed to my room. I was standing there looking at my ass cheeks and slid my hand down the front of myself and started getting there. I skipped school one day absolutely knowing a phone call would happen, my dad got home and my mother told him all about it, I had no excuse for it and told them I just wanted to skip. I received a pretty hard spanking for it and was pleasuring myself minutes later on my bed still feeling the sting of it on my ass cheeks. Fast forward to college, serious boyfriend not husband, and I are making out in my dorm room. We start taking clothes off of each other and I feel and hear this little playful spank from him. I kissed him hard and he did it again, I was amazed at how this turned me on a lot and started turning myself on top of him sideways, he kept spanking and running his fingers between my legs all around my vagina then would raise up quickly and spank one side of my ass cheeks. I was in complete ecstasy and was laying there moaning and gasping with every one, he was very turned on by it also and that first night we spent a lot of it having sex. He asked me about the spanking, I told him about my dad and it was always a punishment for us but no idea why the older I got the more I liked it. Even today if he comes home and smacks my ass cheeks it gets me going quick, I really love it when he yanks down what I am wearing, spanks and keeps his hand there gripping my ass cheek or even better pushing his fingers between my legs and rubbing me then pulls back and spanks again. I love it!!