Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

I Am Grateful For What My Sister And Her Husband Is Doing For Me.

I am currently in another country far away from my husband and my kids. I really wanted a stress-free break from my family and so my sister gave me a trip to come and visit her for a month. She saw and mentioned to me how dragged down i look and i told her i felt it more than it look. She told me she can help me "get my groove back" which is her very words but she didn't tell me how. Well all i can say is that i am feeling all groovy for the pass 2 weeks now.

Her husband have been fucking me ever since i came by her. She first convinced him to eat my pussy which is a rare happening for me then he took me from behind with a cock that hits my spot like a jack-hammer. It's like i'm now the wife and my sister is the 'in-law'. She only said 3 words to me at nights... "Go fuck him"!!

He would lay in bed at nights on his back naked as if he's asleep but as soon as i entered the room i noticed how hard his cock is. I rode it almost every night as he cum inside of me. Now tonight (Saturday 29th March) will be no different because she have already told me she will be out for the night with her girl friends. I know she's setting this up for her hubby to keep fucking me and i appreciate it.

  • He Started It And Now He's Calling Me A B*tch.

    If i were to describe my husband with one word that word would be 'promiscuous'. He has some wild fantasies that crosses boundaries and he never thought for one moment that some of these fantasies have consequences. He convinced me to start doing things i never dreamt of doing and when i started doing them he's now showing signs of being upset. He always wanted to see me get fuck which i did more than once while he watched. I even watched him fuck my younger sister on multiple occasion as she seem to have the same kind of fantasies like him. But she's now married with kids and that is why they stop fooling around.

    Now last year my husband ask me if i would fuck one of his coworker who is just 19? It have me thinking really hard if that is something i would do but it took me less than a month thereafter to cave in and now my husband is aching over it.
    At first i was mad when he mentioned it. But after thinking about it more and more wet becomes a understatement. Now a long story short,... I have fucked the young man more than 25 times since last year and my husband only knew of 4. He's now saying information is out there about a relationship between me and the youngster but he have no way of proving it. He started to accused me of being a bitch behind his back but i turned it around on him and told him he have created that bitch in me.
    His fantasies have now been dried up since we argued but we still fuck every once in a while. But as for the young man, he's now making a meal of my ass which is where i want him to fuck me just to avoid any suspicious activity if my husband intended to search my pussy. He searched me multiple times. But since that young stiff cock start taking my ass it make me cum wild like never before. I will not end what i started with this young man who now owns my ass while my husband keep a close watch on my pussy.

    My In-laws Think I'm A Pervert

    Been married to my wife for 9 years and her family, out of nowhere a few years ago, turned on me and I just found out my wife is to blame. My wife seems innocent but has a wild freak side. She's into dressing slutty and wearing no underwear on dates, filming our sexcapades, going to strip clubs, among other things. It 2018 or 2019 and we had left a party and had my wife's cousin with us. They were both dressed super slutty that night, hanging on me all night, tits and ass routinely making its way out of their clothes. I had copped a feel of her cousin many times that night, mostly at my wife's request. We get back to our apartment and her cousin passed out on our bed with her skirt up around her waist and her bare pussy and ass in plain view. My wife was teasing me by spreading her cousins ass, rubbing down her ass crack and over her pussy telling me she knows I want to fuck her. My wife and I end up fucking right next to her cousin. I came on my wife's pussy and stomach and she rubbed her hand in it then in her cousins ass crack again.

    So, her cousin never has acted any different towards me, but spread to some close family that she think I took advantage of her when she was passed out because she woke up with dried cum in her ass and her skirt pulled up. My wife refuses to clear things up saying how embarrassing that'd be and to just ignore it, it'll blow over. I'm thinking of clearing things up myself, as I still routinely speak to her cousin. But I know if it gets out and embarrasses my wife she will be pissed. On the other hand, if I tell the truth and my wife doesn't corroborate the story it may make me look even worse.

  • Wife Has Run Off With A 20-year-old, What Do I Tell Our Son?

    The affair started a month ago. As soon as I had proof (disgusting text messages with "I love you", heart emojis, and sexual things) I confronted her. She didn't argue, and certainly didn't fight for us. She just left to be with the other man.

    He is 20. Half her age! Only 4 years older than our son!

    Our son keeps asking when mom is coming home. Eventually I am going to have to tell him that his mom has abandoned us to be with a young man.

    How can a woman abandon her own child, and her loving husband of almost 20 years? What does it teach our son? That women can't be trusted?

    Affair With My Cousin Part 2

    *Please read the first confession for context on how this all started. I realized that people wanted to know more about what happened in this situation as we did carry on our affair for a couple of years. So here is another story that happened...*

    It was a Friday night that a few girlfriends and I decided to go to a local popular bar that night to let off steam from the work week. I remember wearing a thigh length black skirt with a white tank top with a light jacket over it and ankle boots. The bar was fairly busy and lively and about an hour or two into me being there, my phone lit up with a text from him. "Hey are you at 'X' bar?" Immediately, my body heated up. "Yeah. Here with friends." I texted back, wondering how he knew where I was. I glanced around the bar but didn't see him. My phone rang and as soon as I picked up he said "Meet me on the roof where the smokers are. Come by yourself." I told my friends I had to make a call and was stepping out of the noise for a bit. This was a 3 story building so I made my way up to the second floor, stopped off at the ladies to remove my underwear and stuff it into my jacket pocket, my pussy already juicy for him. I went up the final floor to the roof and stepped out, seeing him immediately against the railing looking out over the street. Glancing around, I only saw two other people smoking up here quietly chatting and smoking to the corner left of the door. I strode to my cousin and leaned next to him against the railing, looking out over the street and people below. "How'd you know I was here?" I asked and felt him move to press against my back, his hands already groping my breasts over my tank. "I came in with a friend and saw you. He's on the second floor shooting pool with a girl he picked up." He dipped his head to bite the side of my neck. My breathing picked up and my pussy tingled with need for his cock. His hands roamed to my skirt and grabbed the fabric, raising it up to expose my pussy to the night air and people walking around below. I raised one leg and put my foot on the bottom rail to give him easier access and he grabbed my mound, pausing in surprise at feeling my bare pussy. "No panties?" I could feel his cock hard against my ass through his pants. "I took them off so you could fuck my c**t" I told him while reaching back to unzip his jeans and free his cock, fisting him as best I could in my position. "If anyone looked up here they would see your wet pussy." He continued to use his fingers to tease my hard clit and pull my outer pussy lips wide open. My pussy was dripping now as I looked down and found the thought of someone seeing my pussy getting played with hot. "Let them watch my pussy getting fucked too then" I felt his cock throb in my hand and his precum ooze from the tip. He moaned softly and shoved two fingers up my needy hole. I moaned and ground down on his fingers, feeling like I was burning up while looking down at the clueless people below. He nudged my leg a little further apart and I instinctively pushed my ass out and bent over the rail a bit. He rubbed to head of his cock against my dripping hole and clit before roughly shoving the entire length straight up my hungry pussy. I cried out and he clamped a hand over my mouth, pulling my head back and gripping my hip before continuing to pound my exposed pussy ruthlessly. I loved it, I felt like my entire being was focused on the rough fucking my pussy was receiving. He suddenly let go of my mouth and reached around to pull my pussy lips wide open again with his cock buried deep inside me. "You want someone down there to see your wet pussy getting fucked? It turns you on doesn't it?" he was making shorter deep strokes now, my pussy so wet I could hear the rude squishing sounds of his cock driving into my hole. "Yes, I like having you fuck my pussy where anyone can see" I gasped out as he drove into me faster now, I felt my orgasm coming and there was nothing I could do to stop it. I felt my cvnt squirt out cum as my cousin continued to savagely use my hole. I looked down and realized my cum sprinkled down on some guy on the street below. I watched as he wiped a few drops from his cheek and looked up, straight at my open pussy getting pounded. He looked shocked and then grinned, pulling out his cellphone and pointing it at my pussy, I saw him zoom and it turned me on so much. My cousin was close as he started fucking me shorter and deeper. It was all too exciting and as soon as I felt my cousin depositing his cum inside me, I came and squirted on the guy below again. My cousin slowly pulled his cock out and I pushed my hips out toward the railing as far as I could to show the guy on the street my open pussy dripping out my cousin's semen. He grinned and rubbed his crotch. My cousin and I cleaned ourselves up as best we could, had a smoke and then split up to our separate friends.
    We had some of the best sex of my life during our affair... let me know if I should confess more ;)

  • Daily Fun With Uncle

    My uncle everyday either after school or on weekends takes me out for food.. thats not bad at all but after or before eating he takes me into the back seat and licks my pussy and fingers me until i cum or squirt all over him. He's been doing this since i was 10..

    Ive only ever sucked his cock and he asked me if he could fuck me.

    I really want too but im scared to get pregnant.

    What do i do?

    I Wish This Was A Fantasy Story, But It Is Totally Genuine.

    Most children are exposed to pornography at some stage growing up. With so much readily available on the internet these days, it's likely to be more common in today's society for children to witness something they shouldn't.
    In a time when a lingerie catalogue in the mailbox was a teenage boys material, actual nudity and real pornography weren't common to access for the average kid. With no sitter, and just a younger sister for company most afternoons, I eventually ran out of legitimate things to occupy myself with after school in those few hours of being unsupervised. I eventually stumbled upon the family box of photos. It wasn't a mystery to me, as it was occasionally pulled out to show a visitor family photos. However, I had never explored the contents personally. There was the familiar albums on top, envelopes of photos not in albums below, then I stumbled across some black and white photos of my parents, aunt and uncle in an obvious foursome. These photos were totally graphic in nature, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. I'm ashamed to admit that as a horny teen boy, this was exciting and I would frequently masturbate to these photos. As I had no idea of their original order of sequence, I would arrange them in different sequences with a fantasised plot to accompany them. Essentially, I was creating my own i****t porn, for my own pleasure. Eventually, my sister was also exposed to these photos, and witnessed me masturbating to them. Shocked and excited, we crossed our own boundaries.
    I can't remember exactly how it began, but those photos were definitely involved. Maybe my sister walked in on me, or I could have even called her in to witness stuff. Whatever it was, it progressed very slowly and evolved over years. I remember showing my fully erect cock to my sister when I was maybe 15. This makes her 11, so it was definitely inappropriate. In no time, she seemed interested in watching me cum. I persuaded her to get naked with me, and we would simulate sex with no penetration. This was frequent at times, as it wasn't unusual for it to be daily, or more than that.
    My sister was certainly turned on sexually, as she would act inappropriate, would grind her hips with mine, and would get wet. By the time she was 13 and I was 17, we were basically having frequent sexual encounters. Now there was penetration. For a long time it was just the tip, and I would usually cum on her pussy. Eventually, we were having full penetrative sex, and I would cum as deeply inside her as I could. We didn't do everything, there was little to no kissing, she never gave me head, and there was no anal sex. It was fun sex. In many positions, but missionary was most frequently our main position. Being often totally naked on top of my naked sister, and thrusting in and out of her as she met my thrusts, I can remember her moaning and I even think she came a couple of times herself. It was always my aim to make it as pleasurable for her as I could. I would lick and suck on her pussy and clit, to get her as turned on as possible before my cock entered her. We were basically secret fuck buddies. Holding my orgasms off for as long as I could, so I could fuck her for a longer period, there was no better feeling at that time of my life, than to pump my sisters tight pussy with as much hot cum as I could. It's still a twisted turn on till this day. I call it a sickness, but I get almost instantly hard whenever I think back to doing it. I can also cum harder and faster if those taboo thoughts are in focus.
    Eventually, a combination of guilt, maturity, internal shame, and gaining our own partners, put a stop to things.
    At no stage did any of it feel forced. I admit to being the main instigator, as I can't deny I was oversexed, or obsessed with it.
    I know that although I was the main one encouraging it, there's no doubt my sister was also keen on sex. I can say that in the early days of having our own partners, we would still have sneaky sex behind their backs.
    It was always sneaky, and always kept a secret by us both from everyone. Eventually after years of keeping it secret, my sister put a negative spin on it in an attempt to keep me from leaving my new wife whom she adored. Leave my wife, and she'll tell. That was her threat that became a promise. I was clearly made out to be the bad guy, and I had apparently forced myself on her when we were kids. I was 21 at the time, so it had been at least a few years since we had stopped. The fact that she had waited so long to tell anyone, was total betrayal and malicious beyond my belief. The fact that I was made out to have forced myself onto her, with no admission of her being openly into it, or enjoying it, ment that I became shunned by anyone who knew (this was limited to family at the time).
    Upon reflection, I should have pushed the fact that it wasn't forced, and was just kids crossing the line, and experimenting. My sister could have put an instant stop to it by saying no.

    I Said Yes, But Now I Am Nervous.

    I'm a single mother with a 19y.o daughter. She's a lovely young woman who is very sheltered because she is borderline intellectually handicapped. She's only had one boyfriend, but they've been together for almost two years, and they're totally in love.
    I'm positive they both virgins as he is intellectually handicapped, and she tells me everything. He's almost 21, and so far all they've done apart from kissing and cuddling, is masturbate each other to orgasm. He is planning on moving in to her room in my house (with my permission), days before his 21st. This is just a couple of weeks away. They're fine, they both have jobs and they do very well despite not being as intelligent as their peers. They don't need care, and can manage their lives just fine.
    Recently, my daughter told me that she wants to have sex with him on his 21st birthday. I've had her on birth control since she was 16 as a precaution, because I seriously thought that she would soon loose her v card to some random kid at school. She didn't. I'm quite the proud mother, she's done much better in life than I had at her age (I had her when I was 18). Now here's the part that has me nervous (and I already agreed to it). She very frightened and nervous about actually having sex, and I have spent hours trying to explain things to her so that she's aware of what to expect. She's decided that she is going to do it, but has begged me to be in the room, in case she needs me. WTF? I have tried everything, telling her I would be almost there in my own room (we share a wall), and she can call me if she needs to. I have suggested that she calls me on her phone if she get worried about anything. It doesn't matter what I suggest, she's convinced she needs me there. I have told her it's not normal for parents to be present when their children loose their virginity. Even that her boyfriend won't be comfortable with me there, but she's assured me that even he would prefer me there in case he does something wrong. No amount of explaining how it's natural and instincts will take over, or that she really doesn't want to remember her first time with her mother in the room. Nothing I have said has persuaded her to leave me out of it. She's convinced she needs me there. Although I find it super creepy and totally uncomfortable, it's not enough to get out of this. I agreed while hoping that I could convince her that she doesn't need me there, or maybe she'd change her mind, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen. I'm kinda stuck. The lights will be on.
    Any advice appreciated. This is getting serious and I don't have much time, or a reasonable excuse to not be in her room.
    Thanks for reading, I hope someone sensible can message me soon.

    My Wife Finding Out She Lives With Three Pantie Sniffers

    My wife of about fifteen years at the time comes to bed one night with her embarrassed looking smile on her face, tells me she needs to tell me something but is embarrassed about it. Okay, let's hear it, where did you fart? She smacks me and says Oh, yeah, not it mister this is about YOUR oldest son and tells me about finding a pair of her underwear under his bed to which I make up like six nicknames for him right off the top of my head garnering another smack from her and says Stop! it is embarrassing, why would he have my underwear in his room under the bed? I came right out with it telling her he is putting on his face and inhaling your scent. Oh my god!! she whisper yells at me covering her mouth at the same time and ending with you are joking right? I tell her nope, you are looking at the pantie sniffing champ of 1973-about '77 with both my mom and my sisters dirty hamper diving me hoping for sweaty fresh ones, to which she is now making seriously EWW faces and cringing at the words Sweaty Fresh ones. I for one am glad he is not gay because I was on the fence there for a while, just kidding he is a totally normal teen guy, pretty sure he is even taller and heavier than I was at his age. She puts her face down into the pillow and pretends to scream out saying she is not ready for something like this to be the answer to the mysterious location of the underwear. She looks at me again and asks what am I supposed to do with all of this information? I told her whatever you do, let him be and get prepared for possible crusty substance in them also but I would rinse theirs out and put it somewhere safe to dry. Oh my god she says and rolls over telling me to stop talking now! she is completely grossed out now and why couldn't we have had a daughter the second time worried she is going to have to buy two dozen extra ones just so she never has to go without them. She could not help herself though and went snooping while home during the day, found not just one pair but several hidden in drawers and under his bed even further, she tells me about the next night and I asked her if she pulled them all out of there and she rolled her eyes and said no, that would be too obvious so I just took a few, I asked her how many she found and she says like six I think. I told her you know what you should do, go running tomorrow in your oldest pair, pull them up tight in your, well you know and leave them right on top in the hamper and see what happens. She smacks me again saying no way she is going to encourage this behavior and tells me I am cut off for a month, then I got laid so I think it actually turned her on a bit. She stops for a second and asks me if I still do it, do I sniff her underwear sometimes, I told her I can not lie to you dear and the answer is Yes, especially after one of your runs. She threw her hands up in the air and said Why, WHY do I have to live with three adolescent boys?

  • My Mom Was Incredible Part 1

    Believe me don't believe me, really do not care about it because I know what happened. I got home from school one day during my first year of high school and by all accounts it was a simple normal day for me. I came in the house and said Hi to my mom who was no where in sight but I figured she could hear me as our house was not that big at all, went right to my room to change out of my school clothes and got a the shock of my life. She was laying on my bed naked except for the eye mask she was wearing, light blue one with these weird closed eyes printed on them. She had her arms stretched above her head and feet spread out to the edges of the mattress, she was certainly no super model but I still stared at her boobs and pussy fully exposed to see then I finally said something asking her if everything was okay. She told me Yes and then added I was hers to play with until around five then she needed to get dinner started, I stood there still a little stunned by it all then just said something like Okay and began getting undressed to put on other clothes just because I was in the habit I guess. I walked over and started running my fingers over her boobs and nipples first, still was in a bit of shock seeing her laying there just letting me do it, she laughed a little and told me it felt good, I ran my fingers lower and lower until they were in her pubic hair, down thru her pussy lips which were already wet with excitement, about a half hour later I had made several trips back and forth between the two areas and she was now moving her hips around when my fingers were on her pussy. She started giving me some hints about what to do down there that would make her feel really great then added in a few minutes later that she could also be made to use her mouth on me if I wanted to do it. I was already hard as ever and still playing with her pussy with the new knowledge of her clit, not sure if she faked that first orgasm but she said she had one and wanted to know if I wanted to be sucked on, she got herself up and off the bed to the floor kneeling there and waiting for it. I dropped my pants and underwear and put it in her mouth and she started sucking me fast and hard until I came like in two minutes tops. I just stood there absolutely amazed as she got herself up and felt her way out of my room then went down to hers and came out a few minutes later dressed and started making dinner like nothing just happened. Matter of fact after dinner I asked her what was up with her being in my room and she shushed me saying we do not talk about it and do not talk to anyone else about it. She then simply asked me if I enjoyed it and wanted it again some time, I said something like it was awesome and said tomorrow would be great, she laughed saying it would not be that soon but she would do it again. Still a bit confused I told her again how much fun it was and could hardly wait for it. I guess she did not want to wait very long because like three or four days later I got home and there she was again naked on my bed with the blue eye mask on waiting for me and it continued to happen usually a few times a month sometimes more, even on weekends a few times in there when she would tell me to go sit in the living room and give her like five minutes to get ready for it. Even though she was a bit overweight it was still a lot of fun and she tasted great plus really sucked on my cock a lot. We got this bad thunderstorm one night coming in late, she came into my room checking on me and said I could come sleep with her if I wanted to or she could stay in here but I had a twin bed. I told her I would come with her back to her bed, was not scared of the storm just was hoping for sexual play and was right, five minutes in there and she was on top of me sucking my cock in the dark as lightening lit up the room now and then, she finished and laid down so I started playing around with her and was down giving her oral, we both heard this really loud crackling sound with thunder right afterwards and knew that one struck close then she said Well, the power is out now but I kept licking her pussy until she had an orgasm then she asked if I wanted to try something new, told her sure and she told me to stand next to the bed so i did and in the flashes saw her on all fours in front of me and she said to get right against the bed. I felt her back up to me and her hand came back from under her and she began rubbing my cock on her pussy lips then moved back and forth letting it go into it. She was pretty tight actually, I could feel her ass against my torso but could still go in all the way to my balls, she told me not to worry about pulling out, I had no idea what she was talking about and just kept fucking her. Turns out I later learned she had a hysterectomy years ago due to some issues so no way she could have another baby. She really loved being fucked hard, there were times I thought for sure this has to hurt but she was loving it. Part 2 coming