Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Brother Just Came In Me

He spent all his allowance so he had no money to buy me a traditional birthday present. Instead, he offered to make me feel good. It started as a nice massage on my bed (he is on the football team so he is very strong), then his hands got to my ass and my pussy, and then his dick. As he came in me, he said, "I hope you like your birthday present, Sis. Love you!"

I love my brother but I don't want to be a teen mom. What should I do?

  • Stepdaughter's Pregnant

    She missed her period a week ago and we did the test last night.

    We were both scared but excited when we saw the double line. She is keeping the baby in spite of how difficult it will be. I will be there to support and encourage her.

    Even though my wife was just downstairs, my stepdaughter and I couldn't resist and we had a quickie in the bathroom. No point trying to pull out anymore!

    My Wife And Her Father

    Fortunately for our relationship, my wife and I both enjoyed sex beyond the normal boundaries. She fucked me the very first time we went out. Over time we tried all sorts of things. We had some threesomes. We had sex with four other couples one night. The orgy lasted into the next morning. We had more. I was okay with her fucking other guys as long as she told me about it. Likewise, she was aroused when I would fuck another woman. On a couple of occasions, I tied her up and two friends and I fucked her silly. I know this all does not sound like the grounds for a solid marriage. But it worked for us.

    Over time we settled down and became more monogamous. With one primary exception. My wife fucks her father. It started after her mother died. She was 18 the first time and continues. She told me about it very early in our relationship and while I was surprised, I did not ask her to stop. When we visit her father, she will go to him at night after we have gone to bed and spend a couple of hours with him. She comes back to me filled with his cum and we fuck hard. While I know it is strange, both my wife and I are fine with her father fucking her. She has good orgasms with him and I enjoy her after. It probably was a good thing that we had such wild sex lives early on.

  • Big Brother

    The wife and I were out on our work do Christmas parties....but had arranged to meet up during the evening then carry on from there.
    at 3am we were starting to fade, so we decided to call it a night.
    My wife (Wendy) was only 5'4" and slim but not skinny with long dark hair, her C cup tits looked amazing in her black dress...which was a halter neck, that showed of her cleavage beautifully, combined with her high heals and naked legs she looked stunning.
    As we walk towards the taxi rank along a busy street with loads of puds we saw my half brother, Paul calls us over and asks what are we doing, I explain we are making or way to get a taxi.
    My half brother Paul and I never really got on to well, as he is 14 years older than me...we are a bit like chalk and cheese...he his 6'3" and I'm only 5' 7" he works for a company that provides VIP security and does door man for "pocket money" as he says. A seriously fit man, who is always in the gym pushing weights...with a determination to get what he wants.
    Paul offered both Wendy and I a lift home, I was surprised but glad to except...give me a minute and goes back into the club where was doing door man, then comes out carring a bottle of whisky Merry Christmas little brother...and hands me the bottle....thanks I reply, a little something for when we get you two home he says.
    We get in his car, or rather range rover....he chats away to wendy saying that she "looks smashing"...he wasn't wrong there I thought, a dosed of to sleep...after a while we got back to our home, and of course asked if Paul wanted to come in, I'm already pretty drunk, and Wendy has also had quite a few drinks, but out of politeness I open bottle and pour us a drink.
    The house was warm and I had a good dinner and now a few to many drinks, and started to dose of to sleep.
    Just then Wendy says I'm of to bed and I'm leaving you two,with the whiskey.
    She gets up of the sofa and staggers over to me and gives me a goodnight kiss, then stumbles over to Paul and leans over to give a peck on the cheek, however she loses balance and falls backwards onto his lap.
    I'm have asleep at this point but could still see and hear even though I was struggling to keep my eyes half open.
    Paul looks over at me in the poorly lit room, and most have thought I was sound asleep. My wife apologises and tries to get up, Paul say no worries you bearing weigh anything, she gives a drunken giggle at that, and again tries to get up...where's that kiss you were going to give me, so Wendy leans over to kiss him on the cheek but Paul turns his head and kisses her firmly on her lips, place a hand behind her head maintaining a long and passionate kiss......when they finally break off, Wendy says your a cheeky one.....I noticed you didn't object was his response, and again kissed her, she was now kissing him back...and as they did his hand was up under her dress....she flinched a little as I can only guess he must have been rubbing her pussy, (she never wore underwear) that was only momentarily as I could hear her softly moaning to his touch.
    His other hand that had been supporting her neck was now undoing the bow behind her neck, this supported the top half of the halter neck top, and once opened exposed her breasts.
    Wendy made a move to get up saying that they should go to the bedroom just in case I should waken up....but Paul refused and Wendy now standing ....he lifted her left leg up onto the seat of the sofa, Wendy leaned forward and placed both hands on the back of the sofa to support herself....she was upright and Paul had lifted her short dress up and over her ass showing off her beautiful ass and fussy, that was now somewhat wet,with her fussy lips parted because of how she was standing.
    She looks over at me, as I was seated to her left and had a fantastic view of her now nearly naked body, I even had a hard on....but I so badly wanted to stop what about to, but knew was to drunk and knew Paul had a temper and would most likely kill me....as wendy looked over paul said look, your dump ass husband can even stay awake to fuck his wife, you made all this effort and would rather drink whisky and fall asleep rather than make live to you.
    Wendy turn away from me as Paul is standing behind her, he rip open his shirt to reveal a perfect 6 pack, and then takes of his black trousers and underwear....he his an impressive man, and I do not compare in any way physically to him....his has to bend his knees to get low enough to enter wet pussy, his cock was hard as steel and much longer than mine, but he enters her slow and steady until he get his full length in, he starts to piston in and out of her and each thrust is making wendy moan both with pleasure but also with the shock of his size and strength, he pushes her dress up and over her head her naked body shaking with each thrust her tit's sway to his rhythm, Wendy is begging him not to cut in her, he laughs I'm going to breed

    My Biological Father

    So my parents had me with a sperm donor my mom is my biological and my father isn't but he's just my father. They never hid it from I've known that I came from a sperm donation since I remember myself or since I was old enough to understand what it means.
    My bio dad is not a stranger to my parents they chose him as the donor. And they never kept him hidden from me I had met him since I was young. He is to me kind of like those distant relatives you've only met once at that wedding you went to. Ηe lives far from us and we only see him a few times throughout the years. And whenever he visits our place it's not specifically for us but for other reasons he just lets us know he's in town or something. But we don't really have a close relationship so I don't really see him as my father.
    A few months ago while he was visiting our town I met up with someone on grindr (which was him of course) to give a blowjob both of us faceless profiles. We were pretty worked up and he was my type with a nice looking dick. He asks for a face pic and after I send mine he sends one back. After a while he sends "Well I guess you already know where I'm staying if you're still up for it". So I went to his place and sucked him off. It didn't feel weird during or after.
    As I said since we don't really have a familial relationship it didn't feel taboo. I would feel a lot weirder if it was an old teacher or classmate, or coworker or something like that because these are people from my daily life.
    After that we met up a few more times and whenever he's in town. He's even fucked me a couple times. But all of our meet ups are like any other grindr hook up: you meet up you fuck and just leave there's not a lot of conversation or hanging out involved.
    To me this isn't a kink-fetish because I'm not particularly turned on by the fact that we're related and I wouldn't even call it i****t (I know it technically is). To me he's just a physically attractive older man (I may have a regular "daddy" dilf kink) who I trust as regular hook up (at least for when he's around which is not often).

  • The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face - To My Father-in-Law

    We'd been dating for two months when my boyfriend invited me to meet his parents.

    His father was 57, strong, muscular, and a consummate gentleman.

    My BF and I slept over, in his childhood room. We had to be very quiet when we made love, which we did every night in the early days.

    Later, I went downstairs to get a glass of water. My BF's father was in the kitchen, wearing nothing more than tight boxer-briefs, and drinking a beer. He said he couldn't sleep, and a little alcohol would help. I could see that his penis was huge.

    Soon it was erect, and then in my mouth, and then in my pussy. He commented on how wet I was; he had heard his son fuck me. He didn't ask whether he could cum inside me, he just added his sperm to his son's.

    After it was done he held me and kissed me. He told me I was a beautiful girl. He said his son was like a different person since I'd entered his life. He asked me to please marry his son. He reassured me that whatever I might like in married life, he would pay for - a nice house, a car, whatever shoes, clothes and makeup I liked. His only requests were that I let him fuck me when he needed to, and that I stay loyal to his son in all other respects.

    I said yes and he was hard again. Our second fuck was very intimate. He told me to call him dad, never father-in-law. He told me he loved me. I said it back, and indeed, I already felt it.

    I'd been on the fence about getting engaged with his son, so it was the father's kindness that sealed the deal.

    I will never forget the night I first met my father-in-law. I call him dad quite naturally now because two of our children are likely his, not his son's.

    Wife's Little Sister

    Okay, my wife wendy has a little sister called Sally, they are very close and do everything together....anyway Wendy is 23 and Sally is barely 18....in some ways wendy is like a second mom to Sally....
    but Sally is aways at our place, which I don't mind as she is good fun and Wendy just loves having her over.
    This particular morning Wendy was getting dressed for work she is training to be a doctor, so she gets a lot of the weekend shifts, as she is dressing Sally comes in our bedroom and jumps in bed beside me in her usual fun way just messing about and tickling me...Wendy laughs at her sister and carries on dressing I watch her....her firm tit's and round ass, long dark hair....dam see she is hot....in my distraction I hadn't noticed that Sally had reached over and just as I looked at Sally she grabbed my cock while we are under the bed duvet...
    As wendy and I sleep naked I was still naked when Sally started to wank my cock off, as she talked to Wendy who had her back to us and still naked as she picked out her work clothes.
    Wendy said she was having a quick shower and went into the en suite, Sally quickly mounted my cock, I protested but not loudly as I didn't want my wife to see this.....Sally continued to ride me until I had cum deep within her....I was shocked and nervous to say the least
    That 12 years ago...and nothing came of it...except my wife confessed her sister and her had planned the whole event

    Late Night

    Many years ago when I was 18, I used to go upto a near by lake with a few cans beers and sit by the fire, sometimes my mate would come but often it was just...I needed the escape my mom and dad always argued and I couldn't stand it.
    Anyways this particular evening I was up there by myself and a 12 pack of beer, it was a just about dusk when I saw this woman walk past on the footpath that went past the car park, I shouted over "you fancy a beer" I didn't expect her to even stop...but she did then started to walk on, then she stopped again and turned and walked over to me...."What you drinking" something cheap I said...she laughed and i handed her a beer.....she looked in her mid forties and told me her name was Rachel...as we chatted she asked how come I was up here by myself...I explained about my mom and dad...do you have a girlfriend she asked....I said I had a few over the years....Rachel just laughed....what's funny I asked....well you are barely old enough to have kissed a girl never mind have dated several.....I guess I was a bit tipsy and I'm guessing she was to...I leaned over to her a kissed her on the lips.
    To my amazement she kissed me back. We carried on kissing as we did i undone her blouse and then unclipped her bra....her lovely tit's were now fully exposed to the cool evening air, her nipples were hard. I turned her round and bent her over a near by fence her skirt was up and over her waist in no time...I pulled her knickers down around her ankles, and I was balls deep in her within minutes....she protested slightly but when i continued to fuck her she was moaning loudly telling me " don't stop"...I was thrusting hard into Rachel as I did her tit's would sway to my thrusts, she begged me not to cum in her....but as a young man and overly stimulated I exploded deep inside her pussy as I did I pulled her hard back onto my cock, one hand on her waist and the other pulling on her hair.....
    We tied ourselves up and went our different ways...I told her I would be there the next evening but she never turned up.....I wasn't until about 4 years later when i went to a wedding with my parents that i saw here again....she came over to my parents and sat beside my dad....they talked and that's when dad introduced me to his 1st cousin....at first she didn't recognise me...but as the evening went on and Rachel and i chatted a little more she suddenly blushed bright red...."Oh my God your that lad that I met at the lake" yep...I said....we laughed and she told that her husband was here, and that they were married at the time of our encounter.....but he was in Scotland and she had come back to Ireland when we had met, her aunti was ill at the time and a few weeks later had pasted away....we joked that we should to that again...but sadly we never did....

    My Brother Is The Only One Who Gets Me

    What brother and sister, growing up together in close quarters, seeing each other's bodies change, and jealously watching each other's dating successes, haven't want to play together?

    I lusted after my hot brother all the time. I caught glimpses of his lithe, shirtless body, looked out for situations where he was aroused so I could size up his bulge, and listened in when he was fucking his girlfriend (his and my rooms were adjacent).

    When I was finally ready to lose my virginity, I didn't much care which boy it would be, because I knew I'd be pretending he was my brother.

    My brother and i finally connected in our late 20s, at a family reunion held in our parents' home. I noticed that his wife was being cold to him. We went up to my old room for a chat. He confessed that his marriage was failing. I admitted that mine was OK but lacked that sexual spark.

    All the old longings came back. I took his hand and brought it to my tits, now ample after I'd nursed two babies. I knew my brother was a breast man.

    Not long after, he was titty-fucking me with a cock that was bigger and thicker than I'd ever imagined.

    As he was about to enter me he asked if I was protected. I said no. He said he'd pull out. I said no way because I had always loved him. The revelation came as such a surprise that he lasted all of two minutes before cumming. He then licked me to orgasm, and we kissed, wantonly savoring each other's juices.

    Late that night we met outside in the back yard, where he took me a second and third time.

    A month later, I made a tearful call to him. Two lines. Pregnant! By my own brother! I said I was sorry for being irresponsible. He said no, he was also in love with me and he wanted this baby.

    We supported each other through messy divorces. My parents were surprised when my brother moved to my town and we bought a place together. We told them it was to save money after our divorces. In fact, we lived like husband and wife, raising our
    first child and five more.

    Another move, a change of last name for me, and we are now legally married. No one else can compare to him. He understands and accepts me completely. He makes love to me twice a day, as if we were teenagers. He is an amazing father to the beautiful babies he has given me.

    Brother, I love you, forever!

  • It Was A Bet

    I am 19 years old and female when my parents were away I was left at home with my 15 year old brother, I decided to get some of my girl friends round for drinks and weed we were drinking quite heavily and one of my friends had brought round some really good weed.
    The upshot was that we were to say the least very out of it and being a bit reckless and silly. I can't even remember how it started but somehow I had been bet that I would or could not seduce my brother. Now I knew that would be an easy bet to win as I knew that my brother often 'checked me out' whenever I was wearing anything even remotely revealing and probably because of the state i was in I took the bet.
    Having previously agreed that I would call my friend Sandra's phone if I succeeded so they could listen in to me I went up to my brothers room (he was keeping out of the way because a couple of my friends can be a bit snarky to him). I told him that I needed a break from all the girl talk and sat on his bed with him. Anyway to cut a long story short I let him see a bit of flesh and flirted outrageously with him before suggesting that I wouldn't be adverse to getting a bit physical with him within bounds.
    He immediately thought I was pranking him so to convince him I pulled my top up so he could see my boobs and put his hand on them. He began fondling them and then to my surprise went in for a kiss still don't know why but I kissed him back and then hit the call button on my phone. Well things escalated very quickly and a lot faster and further than I intended and he had pushed my panties aside and was inside me. To my shame I didn't even try to stop him and responded to him instead.
    That was how Sandra found us when instead of just listening on her phone she walked into his room, my brother froze but by then I had other ideas and told him to just keep going. My brother finished inside me with my best friend standing and watching.