Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Cousin Was Not Attractive But Was Very Outgoing Sexually

She wore glasses that made her eyes look huge, always slightly chubby and as tall as I was, she also had a big butt on her along with big boobs. She was over at our house for dinner often and I would make the best of it offering to play board games downstairs after dinner until her parents were ready to go home.
We went to different schools so we only saw each other when our families got together and a few times when her parents had gone out of town she stayed with us, she was over for just that reason when we had our first sexual interaction. We were playing monopoly, not her favorite game but at least we were doing something. We were on summer break so spending a lot of time together, I had made pretty much a whole row along one side with houses on it and rents were killing her. When she ran out of money she made the comment Guess I can't pay so I will have to suck your dick now. I laughed saying something like No, not necessary, the game is just over and I won. She was staring at me and asked So you don't want it sucked? I was like we are cousins, not sure that would be a good thing to do but she just kept at it. I told her if she really wanted to do it then Okay, she got excited about it right away telling me to stand up, she took off her t-shirt saying she did not want to get anything on it. I was amazed at how much she was into this as she reached out stroking my cock like three times then just started sucking on it. I was staring down at her but honestly could not see much with her long hair everywhere, she always had a thick head of it and was naturally curly. I gave her plenty of compliments telling her how great this felt and so on, she stopped for a second and told me to undo her bra in the back, she slid it off and I was looking either side of her head at them still amazed she was sucking on my cock. I came and she just kept sucking swallowing it down and was still really eagerly sucking on it. I leaned over wanting to touch her breasts badly, she has really big nipples that get erect and I was seeing her in a whole new way for sure.
she got up and undressed the rest of the way, went over and sat on the old couch spread her legs out for me to touch her all I wanted, at fifteen I was now understanding where the phrase pussy licker came from and was about to be one. Some how her chubby body looked like a super model to me now, I was having the time of my life at that point and she tasted really good. She had her legs up holding the back of her knees and knew what she wanted from me, showed me her clit and told me to what to do to it and wanted a few fingers in her. She seemed to have a lot of experience but told me this was her first time also. She sucked on my cock again after having her orgasm then told me she lied about it being her first time but did not want to tell me who she was with before, I was fine with it and we got dressed afterwards and had some lunch. I asked her if she wanted to watch some TV when we finished lunch, she gave me this smile and said I could watch TV and she could suck my cock again, I was liking where this was going but still was just amazed at how fast things went from never touching each other to this.
We get back downstairs and I turned on the TV, she undressed completely again so I did the same sitting back on the couch while she sucked on me. I came and she just kept sucking until I was hard again, she got up and started getting on top of me and I was staring at her asking what she was doing as I felt her pussy on my cock and hands on the back of the couch with her breasts in my face. She said she was on birth control and sank down on it and began bouncing up and down, she was really enjoying herself then said You promise not to tell anyone if I tell you who had sex with me? she then laughed like you do when you are nervous, I told her secret was safe with me and she just said My dad. I had no idea what to say to her next, as if this day was not mind blowing enough for me and she was riding my cock when she said it. Minute passed and she asked how I was doing, asked if I was close to orgasm yet and I told her no, she went for a few more minutes then climbed off saying her legs were tired. She got down on the floor on all fours looking back at me and asked if I would fuck her. She was amazing for sure but her confession just had me wondering like crazy how it started, what did the do and when because both her parents worked but I did not want to pry into her life as I knelt behind her enjoying her pussy again.
We had sex just about anytime she was over, neither one of our parents caring what was going on downstairs and summer breaks were one long sexual extravaganza when I got a car. About a year into college I came home one day and my mom says Yeah, your cousin got pregnant up at school, laughed and said My sister is just infuriated with her. I sat there just listening thinking my cousin must be just depressed. They got married and still are today.

  • Shock, Scared, Angry And Disappointed

    My daughter who jusst started the 6th grade in late August had been feeling tired for a few days then over the weekend she had nausea and threw up a couple of times.
    I took her the our family doctor this morning and after he checked her and drew some blood he came to the exam room door asking me to step out to the hallway. The first words out of his mouth were “did you know your daughter was pregnant?” My first reaction was to tell him there must be a mistake because she hadn’t stated menstruating yet.
    He quickly suggested I go back in the room and talk to her to see if there was anything she hadn’t told me.
    I was shaking as I began asking her if there was anything she wanted to tell me but she looked puzzled so I bluntly told her the doctor thought she was pregnant. Then she said the same thing I did that she didn’t have periods yet.I then asked her if she’d done anything I should know about and she started crying.
    She told me while visiting my brother and his wife in early August her older cousin had talked her into having sex while they were playing in the barn. He asked her if she had gotten her period yet and when she told him no he told her she couldn’t “have babies yet” so she let him have unprotected sex with her.
    I immediately had so much anger towards him I would have killed him if he had been anywhere close that I could have gotten to him.
    As soon as we were finished talking I went back out telling the doctor what she’d told me. He said she was between 7 and 8 weeks along so we needed to discuss things with everyone involved as to what route we wanted to take due to her age.
    Her father and I are divorced so this isn’t going to set well with him. She is scared to death about being pregnant and I know my brother and his wife will be very upset and disappointed also.

    Daddy's Girl

    When I was younger I was a daddy's girl my mom was always missing so I would go everywhere with my dad. We'll he was alone in his room and I thought he was watching TV so I walked up to the door and peeked in my dad was laying in bed watching porn he was completely naked and I remember his cock was so big I'd never seen a penis before so I was shocked. He was circumcised I'd find out later and he was a heavy precummer. I remember watching him though his penis looked so enticing to me his head was very big it would swell up and leak precum all out his slit. He played with it sensually I watched him have an orgasm it was flowing out his dick like thick whipped cream it made me feel tingly. Afterwards I always tried to get a peek of his dick never like that again

  • It's All In How You Ask, And A Little Help From My Boss, And Voilá!!!

    It happened just like this.

    I worked in HR onboarding, in a department of women. Around me was accounting, women, and quality control stats, women, most young like me, my boss and the controller fifty. Anyway, women started to get pregnant, pretty soon we had six pregnant women. My 'emptiness' started to get to me.

    Hands on pregnant bellies, baby showers, pink and blue, arguments about boys and girls, mothers in law, and my 'belly' was empty. It wasn't hurt, more like an anxiety, the mirror told me the truth. Not you.

    I told my boss, she told me it would pass. In a conversation with the big boss she let him know, I had caught the 'fever'. He did what men do, hugged me, kissed my forehead, patted my shoulder, 'you need a 'boy' friend, a girl won't do'.

    By then I could not sleep at night. He, my big boss, was everything you want from natural selection, male, masculine, smart, assertive, aggressive, tall, handsome, broad shoulders, and he tended to hug me, and kiss my forehead and ask for a kiss on his cheek. Of all the girls, he babied me the most.

    I sat beside him, asked him politely, would he give me a baby? I would need help, but maybe, just maybe, I could make him a son. Fifty fifty, but I was young, so he had more than one fifty percent chance. My direct boss told me I was crazy, what made me think he would entrust me with his baby? A somewhat, no, not somewhat, a lost in space girl. Why didn't I grow up first.

    He saw it differently, and in no time at all I was number seven. I did, make a son for him. A bouncing baby boy. He trusted my boss to watch over me. A year later I made a little girl.

    I swear, how he approached me was 'mission' centric. I was on the bus, he drove the bus, and miracles do happen. And now I have a thirty month toddler and a six month old baby sister. A mother in law of sorts, and a stern father figure.

    My Cousin And I

    So i am 4 almost 5 years older than my Cousin. Ever since we were littlewe would playfully wrestleon the floor. Once when our parents were gone my hand accidently groped her chest. When i took my hand off and said sorry she said put it back. So gradually over the years we foolwd around and touched each other when our parents were gone.

    When she was 11 and i was 15 we were fooling around and took each others clothes off. We were kissing and feeling each others privates for the first time. I was erect by now and i laid her back on the floor and started runbing her pussy. Then licking clit. Then fingering it then eat it. Her body shook and she exoded some sticky creamy stuff into my mouth. Of course i knew wjat it was but she was still learning.

    Within a week i was teaching her how to suck my cock. Within a month i was fucking her. Not just gently banging her( maybe at first) but fully fucking and stretching oit her tiny little hairless pussy with my thick 6.75" long cock.

    So we fucked until i turned 18 and was off to college. But now we are both grown up, me with a serious gf, her married, and we still fuck every chance we get and our significant others have no idea.

    Shes actually revently pregnant and we dont knowif its mine or her husbands. I told her no matterwhose it is he will raiseit.


    She still tells me to this day im the best shes ever had!!!!

  • SIL And I Have An Agreement

    "She's money hungry, and she doesn't know how to handle it. She didn't when she was married, she still doesn't now that she's divorced. I'm surprised she haven't tried to fuck you for money yet."

    That's what my wife (F29) said about my sister-in-law (F25) one night when we were talking about her current financial situation. Her husband left her 2 years ago because she almost drove him to bankruptcy, now she lives with their son in a small apartment and the only income they have is her home cleaning jobs. She doesn't do that bad, but after all the overdue bills and taxes she's left with only a few bucks and discount coupons to feed them both. Sometimes when what's left is too little, she does sexual favours for some of her friends (wife told me in secrecy).

    Now, about my wife's quote... Well...

    Few months ago my wife decided to hire her to clean the house from time to time as a way to help, and that's when things started to get interesting. There was never any clear sexual tension between us, but SIL always liked to wear short, small and very revealing clothes that I had never noticed before she started cleaning our house. There's something about a woman bending over in tight shorts that drives a man crazy. I work at home, so it's difficult to avoid contact and I had to start hanging in my office until she went home because I'd get really hard seeing her in some positions.

    After some consideration and weighing pros and cons, I decided to approach her with a proposal - sexual, of course. It's not that I don't love my wife, because I love her as much as I ever did, but I thought it was an opportunity I couldn't miss. I don't know how to explain, but it doesn't feel wrong or that I'm hurting her or deceiving myself. SIL seems to be fine with it too.

    My proposal was simple: she comes and cleans the house for her usual fee, and when she's done she fucks me for a few more bucks. It works for both: I relieve my sexual tension towards her, she makes a little more to pay the bills.

    And it's all there is to it, really. There's no love interest towards each other, she offers 3 holes for a good price and I fill them all. The only plus is that she does anal and my wife doesn't, but I'd never cheat on my wife based on that. And, my wife's been getting a lot more dick these last few months that she did in 3 years of marriage and she's loving it. No harm done.

    I Couldn't Stop

    I’ve always been a very sexual person. Even as a young girl, I was curious, touching myself, exploring my body in secret, always craving more than what was considered "appropriate." When I met my husband, I thought I had found the perfect match. He was attentive, passionate, and our sex life was active and fulfilling. We had a great marriage, full of love, laughter, and desire. But there was always something missing, a hunger that never quite went away, no matter how many times he made me cum.

    I guess I've always been a cheater, have that need inside me for extra, different, forbidden cock, but mostly I've managed to control it. I cheated on my husband a number of times, while dating, while engaged, while married, just a few times here and there, not too bad considering the *need* inside me and the chances, invitations, propositions I had.

    Then we had a son. I worked at being a good mother and wife, caring for our family as best I could. Of course I did slip up here and there, once or twice a year, I wasn't a saint. The need inside me hadn't magically disappeared, and honestly it was quite easy to do and get away with. My husband oblivious to what I do during the day as while he is at work. Not enough to be a problem, but just barely enough to keep the need manageable.

    Then things changed a bit. My son was older, and it was very difficult to take care of things with an eager cock, with less time to myself. Much more difficult, not impossible.

    It started innocently enough. I knew it was time for "the talk." But I didn’t want to make it awkward or clinical like every parent does. I wanted him to understand that sex and sexual play wasn’t something to be ashamed of. Maybe it was the exhibitionist in me, or maybe I just wanted to be the kind of mother I never had, open, honest, unafraid.

    One afternoon, I caught him in his room, his hand down his pants, a nudie magazine splayed open on his bed. My husband’s old stash, no doubt. Instead of scolding him, I smiled and told him not to worry, that it was natural. The relief in his eyes was real.

    I glanced at the page he was looking at, some hot, airbrushed bimbo with huge tits and pouty lips, quite sexy. I laughed and said, "Real women don’t look like that, you know. All that magic makeup and airbrushing…", almost feeling insecure about my appearance, my small tits and skinny legs. But then he looked up at me, his voice soft but certain: "but you're prettier than any of them" his eyes flicking to my tits, and my tummy.

    My heart skipped. My cheeks flushed. I should have ignored it and walked away. But I didn’t.

    From that moment on, I made a point of being more open about my body around him. I’d walk around in just a t-shirt and panties, or a robe that didn’t quite cover everything, a pronounced bounce in my step making my unencumbered tits jiggle and my little ass undulate. I told myself it was about normalizing the female body, the *human* body, about making him comfortable. But the truth? I liked the way his eyes lingered on me. I liked the way he’d glance away when I caught him looking, only to steal another peek when he thought I wasn’t paying attention.

    Slowly he became more comfortable and less shy about erections and masturbation, more and more often I caught him playing with his cock, and soon he would keep going even if he was caught, saw me watching. In no time he was even leaving the bedroom and bathroom doors open while jerking off. I would just smile and joke "have fun" or "don't break that thing", letting him know it was just fine with me.

    One evening, he was on the couch, absentmindedly touching himself through his pants while watching TV. I was feeling particularly horny that day when I sat down beside him, my skirt riding up just enough to tease. His cock was hard, tenting his sweatpants, and I could see he was slightly nervous with me sitting so close.
    "Need some help?" I asked, my voice soft, my fingers already reaching for him. He froze, his eyes wide, like a deer in headlights. But he *didn’t* say no.

    I wrapped my hand around his young cock, feeling the heat of him, the way it twitched under my touch. It was smaller than my husband’s, of course, but so hard, so eager. I stroked him slowly, pretending this was just another lesson, another way to show him that his body was nothing to be ashamed of.

    But the way he moaned, the way his hips jerked when he orgasmed, dry, but his whole body trembling, sent a rush of heat between my legs. I had to excuse myself to my room, leaving the door open just in case he wanted to watch (or maybe I wanted him to) but he didn’t follow me *that* day.

    The real turning point was when I caught him watching me after a shower.

    The bathroom door was open wider than I’d left it. I stepped out, a towel wrapped loosely around me, and there he was, sitting on his bed, his hand moving furiously under the blankets,cheeks flushed.

    I could have scolded him. I could have covered up.

    My Mother

    I’m a 19 year old college student living at home with my single mom. Every week my mom goes out for a dies night and says not to wait up. Every week my mom’s friends bring her home drunk and put her on her bed.

    My mom is 42, chubby and absolutely gorgeous to me. She thinks she’s fat and ugly and that’s why she never finds a guy. All I know is I’m glad she don’t.

    A couple of months ago I realized I could undress her and her not even realize it. I started putting her in her nightgown and tucking her in. A couple weeks later, I removed her panties and left her bare ass. I never touched her inappropriately, but I would use her panties to cum in.

    Two weeks ago, she was crying saying she was fat and ugly and no wonder no one wanted her. I told her I thought she was beautiful and I would want her. She said I was her son and had to say that.

    I finally told her I get her undressed when she gets home. I remove all her clothes and put her gown on her. I admitted it makes me hard and I jerk off after I remove her underwear. I explained that I started using her panties as a cum rag, and I loved doing it.

    She was extremely embarrassed but said she loved me. She has stops going out and stays home with me now. I’ve started kissing her good night again, (It’s been many yers) and I kiss good morning now as well. I’ve asked to join her in her bed, but she’s scared. Baby steps I guess. The seed is planted.

    Damn Big Sister Panties

    first time i just needed a pair to help with imagination, clean pair from sis drawer, being young very horny teen and tired of the usual i tried as an experiment to help me get off. maybe this was a way of thinking of other girls i don t remember. eventually it did start to get boring tho

    next thing you know somehow i end up with the worn ones on my face *very quilty* where my sister been all over, used all day long giving away secrets, how it s like.

    the scent left over of my big sister s get s me so weak.. very erotic stuff nothing short of amazing. her left remnants & imprints are so hot n sexy telling the story of how that pussy owned that place for a day, all over, bossing it up and now on my my face --i m making contact with what my sisters pussy made contact all day, and there s lovely hard proof of it-- somehow the panties are getting wet again (i wonder how) while exploring them. ---addicted, dependent, obsessed.

    when the conditions are green i can t help my self... sis is nice, with 4 years difference between us with a hot well developed body and everything.

    this thing is as it goes when possible and when there s no big risks. i do am careful cause i m the lustful one

    on rare occasion they can be really fresh, still with some moisture to them, never been weaker then in moments like those, oh i m quilty!

    yeah kinda been caring on ever since, i still get lucky even now when she comes over : P i m a pervy bastard. nothing more has transpired tho between us, we not really the type to.. even tho i do wish it ahah , i do be lusting about it make no mistake.

    just wanted to share. those them damn big sister panties..

  • Help! I Knocked Up My Older Brother's Girl.

    I put my older brother's age, 18.

    He plays football so his GF is really hot. Slim body but huge tits. Blonde girl, of course. They've been together since they started HS.

    Two months ago she was over when he wasn't home. I let her in to wait, and we talked. I guess she caught me start at her tits because she just opened her top and showed them to me.

    She said I could touch. I ended up ejaculating in my pants!

    She said I was an adorable boy and not to tell anyone, especially my brother.

    She started coming around about a half hour before my brother would get home from practice.

    She gave me handjob, which felt amazing. Then, she gave me my first blowjob.

    The next week we were in my bed kissing. She didn't mind my Batman sheets. She reached for my hard dick and asked, "Do you want to put it in me?"

    "But you're dating my brother."

    "Remember, we can't tell him."

    "Still, it feels wrong" were the last words I spoke as a virgin.

    My brother's girlfriend and I basically fucked every day. Some nights she'd text me and we'd meet at the park and fuck in her car.

    It didn't take long for her to get pregnant, something I hadn't expected.

    I'm going to be 30 when our baby turns 18!

    What should I do now? She says he's been too busy since the start of school, so the baby is definitely mime.

    How do I handle this without alienating my brother?