Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Never Say Never, But I Believe Today Was The Last Time.

I have a step daughter, she just wrapped up undergrad this fall semester. She was 14 when I met her mom, and fucking every boy she dated when her mom and I married. From about a year before she started college we had “our deal”. The first step to what turned into her and I fucking, yep, we fuck. Every third Sunday. My wife travels to her hometown to see her parents. The first thing that happened was my step daughter came home drunk, delivered to the door by her date. She was falling out of her clothes and as I helped her to bed I might have let my hands wonder around. Your mom is going to be pissed you getting dropped off at the house like that I told her the next day as I sat on her bed. Nursing one hell of a hangover she told me her mom would be more mad at me for the big handfuls of tits and ass I grabbed. Fair enough.

Each time she she fucked up, vaping, skipping school, staying over places she wasn’t supposed to. We would make a trade. I would feel her up, or she would feel me up. Time passed and we bumped it up a bit. We made out, I smelled her pussy, no touching licked a few place, nips and armpits. Then the turning point. She need several hundred dollars for a trip with friends. She was sure her mom would give her the money. She didn’t. The trip was that week when my wife was visiting her family. She was laying around her room, crying about it. She begged me for the money. 500 bucks. You going to need to suck my cock and bend over for 500 bucks. She twisted her lips and looked up and left with her eyes. “Deal”. I pulled out my wallet and then my cock and I fucked my stepdaughter in her bedroom.

She was quiet, we didn’t talk much that day and only said a quick goodbye when she left that week. When she got back I asked her if it was “worth it”.yes it it was she quickly replied. So that started “our deal” every weekend when her mom would leave us alone we had sex. 400 bucks was the base, suck me bend over. But there were prearranged add ons and a few spontaneous fun for extra money. Kissing, that was 50 bucks. Riding me 50. Even missionary was 50. Oh, totally naked was 50, I paid that every time. I love her perky tits. There were costlier adds. Anal was a big cost. I only paid for that a couple times. She never really liked it, so I didn’t ask often. She was on the pill but I only came in her a handful of times. That was up there with the cost of anal. A few times, and it was sexy as hell she made me cum in her, riding me until I couldn’t hold back. Smiling she said that just cost you a hundred dollars. She had a few long term boyfriends over the years and she really only wanted the base price when she first started going out, but with all but one she would soon let me open my wallet back up. I love furry girls, she kept herself shaved unless I made the request and paid the price. Last winter hairy armpits cost me 800 bucks. But I loved every minute of them. Even snatching a furry armpit lick and sniff whenever we could fit it in.

About 10 months ago she got engaged. She told me plan on wrapping up our deal. No more kissing started right then, condoms every time even though I only came in her when she wanted me to. Then I could lick her pussy, then finally she told me one more blowjob and it was over. I kept giving her the monthly money. Basically begging for one more full on hookup. She finally gave in and said this weekend was going to be it. Nothing off the table, before we started this morning I asked her one last time, “all inclusive today?” Anything you want and then she leaned in and kissed me. As we got naked her I felt her pussy, furry just like you like it. Wow, that was huge, her guy demands it be smooth. Them the arms go up and T-shirt comes off. Her pits were a little hairy, at least 3 weeks. Not as easy to hide, but I thought you’d like it.
We fucked in just about every possible position. I licked her she sucked me. I didn’t worry about the cost.. lol. She was on top riding me, leaning over and kissing me from time to time. She started telling me it was more than just “our deal” I rolled her over and started pumping her missionary. As we kissed she told me she loves me. I told her that I loved her to and came so hard inside her. Her legs wrapped around me keeping me inside as we kissed long and deep. We laid there in her bed naked for at least 300 minutes talking. We never did that before.

She never even asked for her money, we hadn’t even talked about it. but I wrote her a check for 2 grand. In the memo I put. “Final tuition payment, love step dad”.

  • Wendy

    Monday was just like every other morning I shouted for my step son to get up. At 19 he still can't get out of his bed, my husband had already left for work so it was just Paul and me in the house.
    Paul came into the kitchen just wearing his underwear, and I scolded at him for not getting dressed before coming down the stairs, he just laughed and asked what was for breakfast.
    As he finished up his breakfast I got up from the table and started to wash the dishes at the sink, he then got up from the table a carried his dishes over to the sink, but stood behind me as he reached round me to put the plate in the sink, and in doing so he pressed quite forcefully against me, so much so that I could feel his erect cock pressing against my bum...I was somewhat shocked....As the plate slide into the hot soapy water, his hand grabbed my waist and held me firmly as his other hand reached up and caressed my breast. I was froze to the spot with shock and allowed him to carry on with his advances on my body...his lips touched my neck and kissed me tenderly I responded with a soft moan.
    When his underwear fell to the floor I knew only a thin piece of material kept us apart, my nightie....his hand reached round and softly touched my tummy then with tenderness stroked my perfectly trimmed bush, his fingers found my wetness and soon had entered me, I moaned loudly, I knew at that point I could not stop this.
    Paul pulled me backward until I was bent over the sink, the warm steam from the water in my face only added to the hot flushed face I most have had, as his hand now reached between my legs to finger me good, I found myself accepting this rough handling of my pussy by spreading my legs so he could almost fist pump my pussy....I was his and he knew it, is cock entered me like a train hard and fast slamming hard until his balls smacked me, he pulled back and again thrust in hard I could fell is cock pressing hard against my cervix, the veins on his cock ridges added to the sensation. My wet c**t was dripping with lust, his cock hard and thick stretched me it wide
    Paul pulled me upright by my hair, I felt his power, his control over me and it was amazing, as he did he lifted my nightie up revealing my nakedness, my tit's firm with beads of sweat running over my chest, my nipple hard and sensitive to his groping hands, he had completely removed my nightie, when I realised that i was standing naked, getting fucked by my 19 year old step son, in front of the kitchen window, I tried to pull away but he held me there continuing thrust into me without mercy.
    Everyone passing by could see me, a 41 year old woman getting pounded by the young fit man, his cock reaching depths within me that had never been reached before, and me wanting more so much more, as I shock and moaned loudly at that moment I no longer cared who had seen this taboo act, it felt heavenly as the most beautiful wave came over me as I climaxed... is seed was planted deep within me, and i was naked but content

    I'm Getting Feelings For My Sister

    We recently reconnected at a family reunion. There was a hug that lasted a bit longer than the usual, friendly brother-sister hug. This was followed by some light touches and caresses when were able to sneak away and be alone for a few minutes. Before we retired to our respective hotel rooms, there was some intense, deep kissing.

    We realize it's going to be complicated because we're married to other people. We've been texting non-stop since the reunion. We're planning to tell our spouses this coming week.

    We don't think what we're doing is wrong.

  • I Came Across My Daughter's Vibrator

    AA batteries had been disappearing in our house so I set out to see what was happening. My wife, son and daughter would not fess up, so I pointed a camera at the battery drawer. My daughter turned out to be the culprit.

    Under her bed I found the battery vampire, a vibrator. I put it away and kept about my day. But the next day when she was out I retrieved it again, and smelled it. The scent was intoxicating.

    I took my wife very aggressively that night. She was surprised and happy. Of course I couldn't tell her what I'd been thinking about.

    With our daughter home over the weekend I couldn't sneak back into her room. Come Monday I retrieved the vibrator again and licked it. I'm embarrassed to say that I immediately ejaculated in my boxer shorts, without touching my dick at all.

    I'm working on getting my urges under better control. I limit myself to checking on my daughter's vibrator only once a week now.

    And I've bought our family a bulk package of Kirkland AA alkaline batteries, so my daughter's vibrator operates with maximum power and won't run out of steam.

    Out-of-control Attraction To Stepdad

    I really don't know what to do.

    My dad cheated, so my mom divorced him when I was young. A few years later, she met the man who would become my stepdad.

    He is younger than my mom, and not much older than me. He's muscular and confident. I hear my mom's moans every night when he fucks her.

    Now that I am a woman he is very flirtatious around me. I thought he only liked older women, like my mom, who is MILF, but it turns out he likes younger women, too.

    I think I can find ways for us to have sex without tipping off my mom. I know he has a huge dick because I've caught glimpses of it. I'm scared but I want it inside me.

    If you were a stepdad, what would it take for you to give in to your stepdaughter? What would you want her to do sexually? Would you father a child with her if she wanted that?

  • It's Obviously Not Going To Happen

    I Don't Think I Would

    Not really a confession as nothing has happened apart from me letting my mouth run off.

    We had a small gathering for my daughters 19th birthday, music, food, drink that sort of thing.

    Some time later when everyone has gone my husband and I are finishing the champagne on bed when he asked me if I saw the dress Mimi was wearing Mimi is a close friend of our daughter.
    My husband said her dress was so tight , he doesn't want a divorce so he won't go on and say what he would like to do to her. I grabbed his cock and said it's fantasy it's OK! He went on to say when she was sat in the conservatory he would have loved to climb on the table and wank into the cut-out area above her tit's. I told him he's a dirty bastard and started to wank his cock. Then it struck me Mimi didn't have her cut-out dress on it was our daughter, I was wanking his lovely big cock kissing his chest and said you were looking at our daughter! And if divorce isn't being mentioned I'd love to sit on Gemmas face while you fucked her and me and you kiss so passionately. He grabbed me threw me over the bed and fucked me, calling me slut, mimi slut Gemma slut whore wife.
    I can honestly say it's been the hottest sex I've had for a while, no I mean ever!
    Obviously it's not going to happen just dirty filthy family fun talk. But I can understand why it's so popular. Later on that evening I forced myself into another one of my daughters dresses and let my daddy fuck.me all over again.

    I Have Gynecomastia And My Brother Wanted To See My Boobs

    I let him, and he saw that I could squeeze out a couple drops of milk so he asked if he could suck them too, and I let him. It felt so fucking good it was so hard to resist jerking off

    I Let My Dad

    I moved back home after college. It was supposed to be just until I got established. I was a new RN working at the hospital. I lived at home saving up money. My dad was a professor and had taken care of my sisters and I after my mom had died when we were kids. He was always so supportive and we never saw him really date after mom died. I had been home for about 3 months when I came home from work and dad had been drinking. It was the anniversary of my mom’s death. He asked if I wanted a drink so we shared some wine, a lot of wine. We eventually started talking about him being alone. The alcohol loosened our inhibitions and we started talking about sex. He told me that he had sex with a few women since mom passed but it had only been a couple of times. He even admitted to masterbating almost daily and watching porn. We eventually decided to call it a night and both of us were drunk. I am still not sure why I did it but when we passed his room I just went in with him. We didn’t say much as we undressed other than him asking if I was sure. I just nodded as I couldn’t trust myself to speak. We got into bed, both naked, and I was amazed at the passion I experienced. It was, without doubt, the best sex I had ever experienced. The next morning he was shy and worried that he had taken advantage of me. I assured him that I had been a willing participant. I hugged him, kissed him then sat him down and sucked him to completion. I told him that I wanted more and expected it when I got home from work. That was the beginning. For the next three years I had regular sex with my father. It only ended when I entered a serious relationship. I don’t regret any of it.

    Not All It's Cracked Up To Be

    Most of my friends have read VC Andrews, so they think my family situation is cool.

    My parents are brother and sister, so I'm supposed to get twice as much love. I'm my dad's daughter and his niece. I'm my mom's son and her nephew. But they're still just two people, so I don't see how they could possibly have twice the energy. I know I get only one Christmas present from my uncle-dad and one from my aunt-mom.

    People are always sad for me when I explain I have only one set of grandparents. They assume my other grandparents have died, or that they live in a country that's too far to visit. Nope, I really do have only one set of grandparents.

    Whenever there's a family tree exercise at school (this seems to happen in every grade), things get complicated. People think I've made a mistake connecting brother and sister in my parents' generation. I usually add a Post-It Note to explain.

    On the whole, my life is pretty normal. I love my parents. They love me. It's just weird for me sometimes, navigating the world.

  • Pipe Cream

    When I was 14 I had a very bad bicycling accident breaking both forearms. The casts were large and showering was out of the question thus baths only. Problem was, I needed assistance which my mother gave. My first bath mom had to wash me and needed me to stand up. Well the minute her hands touched me I was hard. I was going through puberty and mom looked at my hard on and said, my boy is becoming man. She asked me if I masturbated and I admitted I do and often. As she washed me around my genitalia she squirted liquid soap in her hand and began working my rod. It felt incredible and her expertise was incredible. She would stop and start but once her other hand began caressing my balls, a string of cum shot a foot from my dick. Mom said no one can know about this and I promised her I would not ruin a good thing.

    Well a week later having daily baths and hand jobs, mom, dad and my two sisters went off to the beach. I decided to stay back home but my grandmother, my mom’s mom, came over to stay and help with dinners. Grandmom has always been a very raunchy woman, sexually explicit with a great sense of humour. She in her day, before marriage to my grandfather who has been dead since before I was born, was a burlesque dancer and stripper, so she has plenty of stories which often embarrass my mother and other family members. Well after three days my granny asked if I have been bathing. I said no which she then said let’s get you a bath. So she ran the tub, I got in and soaked expecting nothing more. Grandma came into the bathroom and I curled up as best I could to stop her from seeing my penis. “Oh for God’s sake .. you think I haven’t seen a cock?!” she said. She told me to stand and with a cloth, started washing my body with of course the expected result. Grandma without hesitation started stroking me off. She stopped and asked if my mother helped me relieve tension. I swore to mom I wouldn’t tell so I answered no. What happened next literally blew me away. Grandma fetched a pillow, knelt down by the tub and without warning, started sucking me off. I could not believe how fucking great it felt. I mean fucking great!

    I had a bath everyday like cock work and after three more days of that, grandma gave me a work shop on pretty much everything a man needs to know about eating pussy and sexually gratifying a woman. We didn’t sleep together but had sex five times in those two weeks. She had a very fit body for her age and I absolutely loved eating her out and kissing her body and she absolutely loved kissing mine. I swore to her as I did my mother, never to tell anyone and gave not until now. My grandmother has since died but my memories of her will never. God bless the women in my life.