Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

Almost Caught With My Sister.

I could write an almost endless amount of stories about the many encounters with my sister, so here's one.
We were left alone too often after school for example, and this certainly made it easier for the two of us to fool around. This particular afternoon that I am taking about happened fairly late in the day. I randomly got horny after seeing her panties because she was sitting in a skirt with her legs open. I can't remember what I said, but she pulled her panties to the side, exposing her pussy in a playful and flirty way. That was all the encouragement I needed, and I was between her legs with my face, licking away (exactly as she liked it) at her tasty little pussy, while stroking my hard shaft with one hand. We were always conscious about our mother finding messy underwear, so I suggested we remove them. She agreed and lifted her butt enough for me to slip them off. Once they were removed, I wanted to be deep inside her, but she didn't want any penetration, which I was always respectful of, but she was keen on having me slide my rock hard throbber back and forth along her wet warm slit and clit. This went on for several minutes and I started to cum just above her pubic area. I was kneeling between her legs and a pool of jizz began to form on her lower stomach, just as we both heard our mother's car pulling into our driveway. I had no control over my situation, and couldn't stop what my body was doing, so I pretend that everything was fine for about 20 precious seconds, so I could finish cumming. My sister was obviously freaking out about me not hopping up and moving away. I quickly, but carefully got up as soon as I finished cumming, moving her legs together as I did. I then told her to not move as I lowered her skirt to conceal my my mess. The way she was positioned looked completely normal and the skirt wasn't even touching my load. I passed her panties from the floor, darted into the toilet, tucking myself into my pants as I did. I quickly grabbed toilet paper for the clean up my sister needed, just as I heard the front door open with my mother greeting my sister. I casually walked back into the living room saying hi to my mother as she headed to her room like clockwork to dump her bag and ditch her shoes. This gave us about 30 seconds to clean up. I handed my sister the toilet paper, and stood blocking the view from our parents room, just in case our mother was faster than normal. My sister quickly cleaned up my mess, passing the wet toilet paper back, and lowering her skirt again, just in time as our mother came back from her room.
I went and flushed the evidence just in time. My sister was so much better at acting normal whenever we had a close call. I was always super nervous to the point that I would almost be visibly shaking, so I'm glad one of us was at acting normal. We would usually get things over with much earlier in the day but time did regularly get away from us.
I will try to write down more of our close calls, as they were sometimes even closer than this one was. Yes, that's possible.
The sneaking around doing the most taboo of things, with my blood relative, is something that honesty made it all so exciting and fun, despite how wrong it was.

  • Father In Law

    I swear I just found a video of my black father in law jerking off into a camera and talking dirty about how he wants you to suck his cock. I was confused because I’m like this can’t be real. So I click on it and I’m watching him jerk his black cock and telling the viewer how he wants you to take his cum and at the end of the video he shoots his load and I’m looking around like what the fuck did I just watch? So, I watch it again and it’s definitely him.. and I’m like there no one around and I’m starting to get hard. So, I start jerking off myself to the thought of him that telling me he wants to cum in mouth… I literally came so hard as he was cumming and it looked like he was cumming on my face. Im keeping this video because it was the best orgasm I’ve had so far.

    I can’t believe this happened.

    It's Not Even The Length Of It!

    I have been reading this site for about 5 years and never even considered Family Fun!

    However my selfish diabetic husband won't give his erectile dysfunction a chance . He has medication but prefers to drink excessively and in the bedroom nothing has happened since covid.

    I have a 20 year old son who definitely has had girlfriends and probably boyfriends too. His father tries to ridicule him , but Mitchell our son is too clever for him.

    Anyway Saturday I had a call from a strange number it was Mitchell saying he left his phones in the bathroom. He asked if I could keep it with me; but don't answer any calls but to forward any messages to the number he called on. No problem I could do that.

    My husband was snoring and would disappear to football and drinking at midday.

    Mitchell gave me the code of the phone and I know I shouldn't but I had a look at his gallery and most was boring but there was one or two with his cock which was completely bare like balls and anus. His hard cock pictured against a can of Lynx deodorant. Then there's another of him and another guy both having there cock in a girl I thought was exclusively his, then one of the girl sat on his face and his mate sucking him off.

    I don't think the Lynx deodorant can is even 6 inches but it's not the other lad I want who is bigger, it's Mitchell cock I want.

    Since Saturday he must know I looked, he's teasing me, slapped my bottom. Asks why I put up with his dad, and at one point got up and done nothing to hide his hard-on.

    Today I had my hair and nails done and bought some tight new tops. Tomorrow my husbands drinking routine starts and he will be out. Thankfully Mitchell don't drink, but I want to drink his cum and get my tongue all over those smooth balls and his puckered hole.

    I may get kicked back but I don't think so.

  • My Story

    Most children are exposed to pornography at some stage growing up. With so much readily available on the internet these days, it's likely to be more common in today's society for children to witness something they shouldn't.
    In a time when a lingerie catalogue in the mailbox was a teenage boys material, actual nudity and real pornography weren't common to access for the average kid. With no sitter, and just a younger sister for company most afternoons, I eventually ran out of legitimate things to occupy myself with after school in those few hours of being unsupervised. I eventually stumbled upon the family box of photos. It wasn't a mystery to me, as it was occasionally pulled out to show a visitor family photos. However, I had never explored the contents personally. There was the familiar albums on top, envelopes of photos not in albums below, then I stumbled across some black and white photos of my parents, aunt and uncle in an obvious foursome. These photos were totally graphic in nature, leaving absolutely nothing to the imagination. I'm ashamed to admit that as a horny teen boy, this was exciting and I would frequently masturbate to these photos. As I had no idea of their original order of sequence, I would arrange them in different sequences with a fantasised plot to accompany them. Essentially, I was creating my own i****t porn, for my own pleasure. Eventually, my sister was also exposed to these photos, and witnessed me masturbating to them. Shocked and excited, we crossed our own boundaries.
    I can't remember exactly how it began, but those photos were definitely involved. Maybe my sister walked in on me, or I could have even called her in to witness stuff. Whatever it was, it progressed very slowly and evolved over years. I remember showing my fully erect cock to my sister when I was maybe 15. This makes her 11, so it was definitely inappropriate. In no time she seemed interested in watching me cum. I persuaded her to get naked with me, and we would simulate sex with no penetration. This was frequent at times, as it wasn't unusual for it to be daily, or more than that.
    My sister was certainly turned on sexually, as she would act inappropriate, would grind her hips with mine, and would get wet. By the time she was 13 and I was 17, we were basically having frequent sexual encounters. Now there was penetration. For a long time it was just the tip, and I would usually cum on her pussy. Eventually, we were having full penetrative sex, and I would cum as deeply inside her as I could. We didn't do everything, there was little to no kissing, she never gave me head, and there was no anal sex. It was fun sex. In many positions, but missionary was most frequently our main position. Being often totally naked on top of my naked sister, and thrusting in and out of her as she met my thrusts, I can remember her moaning and I even think she came a couple of times herself. It was always my aim to make it as pleasurable for her as I could. I would lick and suck on her pussy and clit, to get her as turned on as possible before my cock entered her. We were basically secret fuck buddies. Holding my orgasms off for as long as I could, so I could fuck her for a longer period, there was no better feeling at that time of my life, than to pump my sisters tight pussy with as much hot cum as I could. It's still a twisted turn on till this day. I call it a sickness, but I get almost instantly hard whenever I think back to doing it. I can also cum harder and faster if those taboo thoughts are in focus.
    Eventually, a combination of guilt, maturity, internal shame, and gaining our own partners, put a stop to things.
    At no stage did any of it feel forced. I admit to being the main instigator, as I can't deny I was oversexed, or obsessed with it.
    I know that although I was the main one encouraging it, there's no doubt my sister was also keen on sex. I can say that in the early days of having our own partners, we would still have sneaky sex behind their backs.
    It was always sneaky, and always kept a secret by us both from everyone. Eventually after years of keeping it secret, my sister put a negative spin on it in an attempt to keep me from leaving my new wife whom she adored. Leave my wife, and she'll tell. That was her threat that became a promise. I was clearly made out to be the bad guy, and I had apparently forced myself on her when we were kids. I was 21 at the time, so it had been at least a few years since we had stopped. The fact that she had waited so long to tell anyone, was total betrayal and malicious beyond my belief. The fact that I was made out to have forced myself onto her, with no admission of her being openly into it, or enjoying it, ment that I became shunned by anyone who knew (this was limited to family at the time).
    Upon reflection, I should have pushed the fact that it wasn't forced, and was just kids crossing the line, and experimenting. I shouldn't have had access to those photos.

    ENF Mom

    My friends saw my mom stark naked accidently.

  • Big Sister Was My Instructor

    My sister is two years older and could be a model. She always been into fitness and a vegan.
    When we were in high school, my friends always made comments about her. She's 5' 2", brown hair & eyes, tan, tone body and tan. I'll admit checking out her sports bra & panties in the laundry.
    My sister and I have always been close. She had a boyfriend at the time and when our parents were away at work, she'd have him over after school so they could f*ck in her room. I promised to be quiet and she'd do my chores and drive me places.
    I was 15 and summer had just began. Our parents had been saving up for this moment and went to Europe for 3 weeks with friends.
    My sister was open with me on how she planned to have fun with her boyfriend David while our parents were away. A few days before our parents left, they broke up because he was cheating.
    My sister's normal routine was to go for a run in the morning and shower after.
    I was in my room gaming and she came in wearing a towel and asked to talk and if I could help her out. She likes to talk so I shut everything down.
    She was blunt and told me she was horny and other methods were not working. I was naive so she explained what that meant. She also knew I was a virgin from previous conversations. That's when she suggested we have sex. I almost came in my shorts from excitement. My only concern was what if something happens like she get pregnant. I'll never forget her saying, "Oh, it's OK. I'm on birth control but you're also going to wear one of these." She showed me a condom and said, 'It was intended for David but he f*cked that up. Now, you can use it.' That opened the flood gates and we did it all the time. I'll never forget the first time we did it without a condom. She was on birth control but also assured me the timing was right for her cycle, it was a couple of days before her period. Thankfully, she did start when she predicted.
    That was the best summer!

    Growing Up My Older Brother Included Me All The Time

    He is five years older than I am and he never told me to go away, quite the opposite actually as we spent hours playing board games and other things like tag, walking thru the woods and just spending the whole day together. When he got his drivers license out mom gave him her old car and bought a new one, one would think he would have left me behind not wanting his gangly sister tagging along with him but he didn't, we would go to the mall, the beach and all over the place.
    We were at the beach one day and he found one of those water boards, barely big enough for both of us but we were on it paddling out from the beach pretty far. He had me in front of him as we were laying on it, both my legs were like under his armpits and he was kicking off the back of it with his legs. I felt him resting his chin on my butt cheeks and thought nothing about it until he was using it to rub my bottoms downward then he asked me to pull them down further for him. I just did it without even hesitating, felt his tongue and lips on me licking and kissing my cheeks all over. He started licking my anus and lower, pushed my legs apart and I started lifting myself up for him because it felt amazing. I had no idea what was going on but some part of me was really enjoying it a lot. I did not have an orgasm, did not even know what they were yet but I was very turned on for sure as we paddled back in with my bottoms back up but him still kissing and biting my cheeks making me laugh.
    We laid out on the beach for a while then started heading back home, I was still wearing my bikini and he reached over and pulled on side of the top off my breast, which was not much then but I did have big nipples and he played with one most of the way home. Once we were home and in the house he had my suit off in seconds, we went to his bedroom and he put me on his bed, I just laid there with my legs spread out as he licked my vagina for like an hour giving me several orgasms. He got up and took off his shorts and shirt, I was staring at his cock just amazed at how big it was, he laid down next to me and asked me to suck on it. I do not think he lasted a minute or two and I was tasting my first ejaculation and actually liked it.
    He said we should have showered when we got back so let's go do that now, he washed me everywhere and rubbing and fingering me to another orgasm. I stroked and sucked him also to another one and then we ended up back in his room doing it all over again. He asked me if I wanted to try it all, I would have robbed a bank for him that day if he asked me and he wanted to try doggy style first. He was slow and patient with me as I gasped and pulled away several times but finally it felt good and he was in me pretty far, I remember saying he was big and his response was that was only half of it. About a month later during one of our many playing around sessions I would end up measuring it at just over eight inches so not surprising it took a while for it not to hurt.
    I would give him a blow job all the time, I loved doing it, I have no idea why but sucking was love at first sight for me and still is one of my favorite things to do to my husband.

    All In The Family

    My now ex and I were married for 8 years. I thought our marriage was great, she seemed very happy and her mother and two sisters were always crazy about me and about me being in the family. My father in law passed a year into our marriage and so as the only male I have done so many things for each. I’ve built decks, wreck rooms and help whenever needed. Well 3 years ago my wife and once best friend had an affair. I was blown away by the betrayal. Devastated. She ran off with him. I’m a good looking guy, in shape and make a great income so offers were pouring in from her friends and family. My options were many and I decided it was time for Fuckamania. First off was his sister. She’s known me since childhood, always liked me so she was first on my fuck list. Her and I had and still have casual sex and he knows it. He’s pissed but too bad. Being a good guy my mother in law still invited me over. She called often upset at what her daughter had done. She would pop over for tea and a chat and I with her. One morning she had me come over to fix her dryer. I did and as we sat in the kitchen she still in her satin robe, we talked but every time she moved the satin exposed her as nude under it. Her nipples stiff and her legs crossed with the material sliding away showing plenty of thigh. I told her how sexy I found her in that robe. She said how upset she was that I was no longer was in the family and how much she misses me. As I later got up to leave she gave me a very warm hug, placed my face in her hands and laid a kiss on me that was more than expected. I returned the favour and opened her robe. The gates were open. We found ourselves instantly in her bed fucking. I must say, she was much better in the art of love making than her daughter. She gave me incredible head. It was easy to see that she, unlike her daughter, loved it. I ate her to multiple orgasms and it was an incredible afternoon. We still from time to time, do it today. She can’t believe her daughter would leave that. I didn’t stop there. Her middle sister bumped into me at a nightclub. We danced the night away and she closed the night at the club by blowing me in my truck. I took her back to her apartment and the two of us had a wonderful time and did until about 8 months ago. So now my scorecard had her mother, one sister and my once best friend’s sister. His mother is a mom body woman who could lose 30-40 pounds. Huge breasts and pretty face with a great sense of humour. Unexpectedly she called. We had a great convo with her saying how upset she is with her son. She said he hasn’t fallen too far from his father’s tree who has cheated on her many times. She was still with him. I sensed a woman scorned and met her for coffee at her invite. She was wearing a t-shirt no bra with her big breasts accented perfectly. Her face was done up and I sensed an opening and was eating that opening all of an hour into the visit at a cheap motel across from the coffee house. Seeing my once best friends mother’s mouth working my cock was incredibly satisfying. She was kinky as well. Sucking on my testicles as she fingered my ass. We did the 69 and her orgasm gushed all over my face as I unloaded in her throat. She loved it and so did I. She was a one off. My wife’s friends were easy pickings over the years with me having done 6 of them. My ex wife funny enough, reached out 4 months ago. She wanted back giving me the kids miss you speech. She asked if she could drop by my place. Well one of her sales pitches was to blow me. Half way through I stopped her, we were doing it doggy style when I stopped, got the Vaseline greased her ass and fucked her anus hard. She tried her best to pretend she loved it but she most certainly did not. She never would let that happen when we were together. I pulled out turned her around and jammed my dick into her mouth. She tried to wipe my cock clean with the sheet but I pushed it hard into her mouth holding her head down to my base as I came. I had rough sex something she knows I’ve never been into. It was angry payback sex and she was willing to pay the price. We finished, she apologizing profusely for what she had done. She asked once we were dressed if we could start over. I said fuck you and get out. She had a temper tantrum screaming about how I had just treated her and then left. Well two weeks ago, I don’t know how but she and he found out that I had fucked her friends, his and her sisters, mothers and he found out she came begging for me back. She or he vandalized my car. Don’t care. It was all worth it.
    PS Her mom is having me over for dinner tonight. She’s a good woman. Well have a great time.

    She Never Knew I'd Seen Them Twice

    This confession is about two seperate incidents several years apart but they are connected.
    It's how seeing my sisters tits completely by luck of being in the right place right time is much more memorable than any deliberate attempt to maybe catch her at the right moment undressing.
    The first time was when she was aged 19. I am four years older. We were both still living at home with our parents at the time. They had been invited to visit relatives in Canada for a month, and trusted me and my sister to look after the house ourselves. It was midsummer and we were enduring a heatwave. One evening my sister came into the living room and spread her stuff on the low coffee table that is infront of the sofa. Think it was mostly nail varnish and remover. She was wearing just her pyjama top, which I was about to find out was very loose fitting. She had just two buttons done up. The last one to stop it opening and showing her knickers, and one more button about level where her bra would be. I was sitting on an armchair where I could watch the TV and also see her. Every time she was leaning forward I was seeing some cleavage but no more than I had seen before. After some time she said, "I'm all done, I'll be back downstairs in a moment". She stood up, and bent over from the waist to pick up her stuff. As she did so her pyjama top fell away from her body giving me a clear view down her top. at her big 34DD tits hanging totally free like two giant water balloons. Swaying about, bumping together. It will be a 30 seconds I will always remember.
    The 2nd time was six years later when she would've been 25. By now she was living alone in her own house. It was a Saturday afternoon on a hot summers day. I had been visiting a friend that morning and was now walking to the towns shopping area. My walk took me along the road that my sister lived in. As it was a really hot day I decided to knock on her front door to maybe grab a cold drink or a cup of tea. I rang the doorbell and waited. There was no answer. I guessed she must have gone out. Then for some unknown reason before I was about to walk away, I tried the door handle. It went down and the front door opened. My immediate thought was that she has gone out and forgotten to lock the door behind her. I better go in and check all is ok before leaving. I walked down the hallway into her living room where I noticed the door out to the patio was open. The I saw her, well I saw her feet and lower legs to be exact. She was sunbathing on her sun lounger. I moved to a position where I would be behind her head but then noticed she had her face covered . I thought I will just have a quick look at what her bikini looks like before I sneak out but as I moved closer to the window I realised at first she was topless and then realised she was sunbathing fully nude. Her big tits topped with dark areolas that are at least 4 inches across. They are like car headlights on full beam. Then down to her c**t. This was the first time I had ever seen it . She had a full bush of very thick black pubes. Her bush was rectangular in shape rather than inverted triangle. It was obvious she had never shaved it as the pubes were so thick. I quietlly left and shut the door, but deliberately didn't lock it.
    She has never to this day known I was there. As I walked away I did think what if it had not been me that found her front door open. What if it was a group of men looking for easy burglary targets and done the same as me.
    Hope you like my story.

  • Is Sex With Your Sister....

    Is sex with your sister better when its like you're making love or you had to pressure or even make her do it?