Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

My Son Of 18

He can't get a girlfriend, too naive, and I feel so sorry for him, all his friends make fun of him all the time I can't just sit and watch him suffer like that so as my husband works till late every day my son returns home I please him. I know he has wild fantasies like all the boys. So Every time he comes home, it's our little secret, I wank him off, he's a, big boy now. I pump it, suck him dry And clean up the mess. Sometimes I just sit on his bed wearing a pushup bra and let him stand up in front of me and let him wank to my tits. I don't care if anyone don't like this.

  • Maz My Friend From School

    She was one of my friends . From being at school i had fantasised about her when i wanked . We had both been drinking . She invited me to go in for a coffee . We forgot about the coffee . It started with us kissing . Tongues in mouths . Then we were laying on the couch . We were both excited . I had my hand in her knickers . She had her hand in my trousers . Maz asked me if i wanted to go upstairs . I knew what this meant . We both went to her room and undressed . I can't remember much . But i know we fucked . In the morning i woke in her bed . We had sex . Now we have sex when we can . Not just in the house . But she likes to have sex in the countryside side . If we find a place that we feel safe . She likes us to undress for sex . At other times she gets me on my knees with my head under her dress licking her pussy . Giving her an orgasm . Before she bends over to let me fuck her .

    From Mother To Lover

    I recently started an incsts relationship with my mother. She had me young, at 16 (she's currently a gorgeous 60-year-old woman) and raised me as a single mom.
    I always had a strange crush on her: she's always been this gorgeous, beautiful, cheerful woman, that didn't have any qualms about the advantages her beauty brought her. She raised me juggling jobs as an aerobics instructor by day and exotic dancer by night, and was always open minded and natural about sex and nudity. We saw each other naked many times as I was growing up, and as I got older, I used to think she "was" sex. As I hit my teens, there was a palpable tension between us, she always teased be about being a ladies man and becoming attractive. We also used to dance together a lot, those were the moments I could feel what a real woman's body is like. I was also very jealous of her clients and boyfriends, but never said anything. There was also a very deep trust: she's always been the most important and cherished person in my life, and viceversa. But the tension was always there. Some people in our circle even commented on that a few times. In social situations, they said, we looked more like a couple than mother and son.
    That tension came to a head a couple of months ago. I was her +1 at a wedding, drove her home, asked me to come in for some wine and catching up. We hadn't seen each other in a while and about a year ago we both had ended relationships. Some glasses of wine and a conversation about our frustrations with our partners, we were dancing. She slipped a comment about how my last few partners didn't deserve a man like me, and that I had become exactly the kind of man she wished would pay attention to her. She held me tighter and I could feel myself getting an erection, and she rubbed herself against it. There was no turning back. Then she leaned in to whisper into my ear: "make love to your mother" and before I could even react, she gave me one of the most intense kisses I've ever received. No hesitation, we were under the sheets a minute later. And the sex was mind blowing. We made love all night that night.
    It has been mindblowing ever since, definitely the taboo factor makes thing way more intense than with any other woman for me, and likewise for her. She likes us to call each other by name in public, but in bed, calling her mom really gets her going. She says she doesn't remember the last time she had orgasms as intense as she does with me. It's such a gorgeous, exciting sight to watch her and feel her shake over my body, in my arms. And I can say the same. I cum so hard when I'm with her, and I've had my share of spectacular women. We try to take trips out of town almost every weekend so we can be a couple out in the open. It's so exciting when we meet other couples and they comment on how romantic and intense we are.

  • Brothers

    I’ve been sucking my older brothers cock for over 20 years now. No one knows we do it either. I’m like heading over to his house be back later and he lives alone. So I go over there and blow him while he watches porn. He likes getting his dick sucked and I like cock.

    It first happened when I caught him jerking off to porn. Told him it was cool and I joined in and we been jerking off together forever and one day he said how about that blow job? I said whip it out and he did. He whipped it out and his cock was staring at me as he was getting a hard on. He repeated the question but in a more serious way, he said how about that blowjob? That’s how it all began. By him asking, how about that blowjob?

    My Sister's Sweet Pussy I Crave

    I still to this day remember my sisters sweet pussy wrapped around my teenage cock. I must have been 14 she was 13, we used to have sex all the time. I remember the first time I came in her. I didn't know what it was neither did she. I still crave her pussy. We're now 36 and 35 and still super close but don't speak on the past. Do you think she craves my dick. I found her on pornhub with her x husband and enjoy jacking off to her porn fantasing it's me in her sweet pussy

  • Sister In The Basement

    Late night I went down to the basement to see what my big sister was watching on TV. She had it on some cable channel soft core sex movie. When I saw that I said sorry and
    started to go back up but she said it was ok, I could watch too.

    I have to admit it was exciting and not long my cock was making a tent out of my boxers. I should have been embarrassed with my sister next to me but
    being a really horny teen I was not.

    Once in a while I would look over at her, she was wearing these loose fitting silk shorts and had her hand down them touching her pussy, I could not believe we were playing with ourselves together.

    She turned down the TV then asked if I would want to see her pussy. I knew it was wrong but really wanted to see a real live bare pussy so I said yes. We both took off our shorts, she
    moved to the edge of the couch and I got down between her legs. I intently looked at her pussy covered in black pubic hair, thick lips and watched her spread them open so I could see
    very wet looking pink folds.

    She asked if I would want to stick my dick into her pussy. Honestly I did but I was scared. My Sister told me she was on birth control then added she had only let the guys fuck her with a condom and really wanted some bare winnie sex.

    So I kneeled between her legs and put the tip of my cock against her spread open pussy lips. My heart was pounding as I gave a little push and the tip disappeared into her body, we
    both watched it slide all the way in. It was so awesome to feel her very wet and warm pussy completely surround my cock. When I pulled back a bit my cock was all wet looking from
    her juices.

    My sister put a hand on my lower back and opened her legs wide as I stroked in and out. I wish could say I lasted a long time and fucked her brains out but it was likely only a minuet or two. I she could tell I was about to cum because she held me tight so I was deep as possible when I squirted several huge blasts of cum.

    When I pulled out cum leaked out of her open pussy and made quite a mess. Later she told me that when she fucked a guy with a condom it just really made her more horny so once in a while she would come into my room after a date to fuck me. I should have been grossed out that she just had sex but it kind of turned me on more.

    My Step Mom Knew How To Motivate Me

    It was no surprise to me when my parents divorced, my dad moved a few states away taking a promotion with the company he worked at and my mom was like see you later not moving again. What did surprise me was like two years later when he remarried and the woman was not this twenty year old gorgeous blonde or something, she was like three years younger than him and a bit curvy and brunette.
    According to my mom I was getting to be handful, early teens and since I had not started high school yet I was going to live with my dad for some guidance a young man needs. About a year into all of this change, I was getting along with the new situation quite well in my mind, new school a few new friends but apparently my grades were not where everyone thought they should be. Step mom started tutoring me, she did not work so had a lot of time to help me out, comes into my room one evening after dinner, my dad is out of town for a few days and she tells me she thinks she knows the motivation I need.
    She came over to my desk area and starts quizzing me on what I am working on, when I got a question correct she said Good! Now pick a button to undo. I am staring at her wondering what she means, she tells me pretty simple, you got one right pick a button on my shirt to undo. So I do it picking the top one, she sits back down on my bed and keeps up the questions, keeps letting me undo a button when I am right then we end with like two buttons left and plenty of cleavage showing. She tells me to study up on these, we will do this again tomorrow after school and adds who knows, if you get enough of them correct you might get to my nipples.
    I am like WTF did she just say? I ask her what she is talking about, she tells me for every correct answer I get to undo a button, then her bra, then I get to touch them and so on. Get the picture now? I studied, man did I study, evening three she is in my room blouse buttoned like usual. We start and I have all buttons undone with like six quiz questions left, her shirt comes off and I am two questions away from seeing boobs. I get her bra undone with the next question, bra off with the next one and am just in a daze staring at them. I get the next question right and she says Okay, one minute, touch them all you want.
    So I have three questions left and I have the presence of mind to ask her what I get for a correct answer on them because she is topless and I have already touched them. She smiles at me and says Tell you what, you get the next three correct and I will let you pick what you want to do. She is sitting there topless, talk about a distraction, she starts playing with one of her nipples as she reads the question to me. I get it correct along with the last two and I literally jump up out of my chair excited over it. She says Okay, great job so what do you want to do? I say You completely naked on my bed, ten minutes of touching?!?!?
    She just does it, stands up, undresses and lays down telling me Okay, Ten minutes starts now.
    My fingers are shaking as I run them all over her boobs and down to her pussy, she spread her legs out for me, was really enjoying letting me to this and I am getting an erection. The time is up and am just beside myself excited and she knows it, she asks me how that was for getting me to study, I am like Totally Awesome is what it is and she tells me a mind blowing thing. Tell you what, you get over a 90 on your next quiz and guess what? What? I ask her. she reached right out and squeezed my erection thru my bottoms and says she will take care of that for me.
    Even my dad could not believe my studying, told me I was doing a great job and I was really, she was not doing my homework for me but was helping me get there with tutoring. I bring home a score of like 92 on a quiz in math, I am just bouncing off the floor excited showing her, she looked over at the clock and said Well, we better get up to your room then. She knew exactly what to do to make this amazing, knelt down and told me to drop my pants, sucked me to the base over and over until I came and she swallowed every bit of it. She looked up at me, still gripping my cock with one hand and said Bet you get above a ninety on all of them now won't you?
    I only lost out on one of them the rest of the time, summer came and when my dad made a comment about my GPA being just amazing, she winked at me saying the same thing. Like two weeks into summer break he left again for a few days, I had like another week and I would be gone for most of the summer back at my moms. She came into my room the first evening wearing this see thru robe thing, told me anything I want we would do, then told me the best part was no way she could get pregnant and she laughed. I did not want to go to my moms house, my step mom assured me I had to go, she is your mom and will be devastated if I don't go. She told me not to worry, the fun will continue when I get back here.

    Morning Sex

    I woke up this morning to the most amazing sex I’ve had in a long, long time. Thank you, my dear sister-in-law. I love you so much.

    I Wanted It. Part 2

    A week ago or so, I wrote about my mom being gone to take of my grandmother, who fell and broke her hip., and my stepfather telling me to get a job or get out.

    He had woke me up before he went to the office and told me to clean the house before he got back. He had left an apron in the kitchen for me to wear. I knew what he wanted, and when he got home, I still had the apron on, with no underwear.

    He used me and I Wanted It.

    Mom came home the middle of the week, and returned to work. Steve normally works from home, and has been using me everyday. He hasn’t mentioned me moving out or getting a job since. I just do my best to keep him happy. I make his breakfast and lunch, suck his cock and give him my ass. I think we have come to a compromise.

  • Hard To Believe

    My wife’s sister and I have been having an affair for a couple of years now. Just recently in the last 5 or so months, I told her to stop shaving her pussy, as I wanted it hairy.

    She said her husband wanted it shaved so I gave he the choice, and I won. He would rather do beer cans every night and her on the rare occasion, then the other way around. My wife has lost all interest in sex, and feels once or twice a year is enough. It works out well for my sister in law and I.

    This weekend, we got together and playing cards, when the topic of kinks came up. My brother in law said he preferred shaved women but Mary stopped a while ago. I said I liked full bush, but my wife Margret shaved all the time.

    My sister in law and I smiled at each other, but it went over the other’s heads. I guess we’re still safe to diddle.