Who doesn't have an Uncle Bubba, with the beer belly and obnoxious belching, or the Aunt Petunia with the bright red lipstick and too-tight pants? We all have at least one person in the family tree we'd all wish would be plucked. If your relatives would make a good comedy routine, then we want to hear about them. This category is for all those stories about loud aunts, drunk brothers, flatulent uncles, and slutty sisters.

I Did It

When we were 9 . Me and my girl cousin experimented with sex . It started whe we were alone in my house She said do you want to see my pussy . We both ended up laying on the carpet naked . Touching each other . When we were 10 she wanked me giving me an orgasm . I licked her and made her cum . The next i made her cum . She let me fuck her . My first time having an orgasm in a pussy . We had sex when we could until we were 12 . Fast forward to 3 weeks past . I was with her in her house . It was months since we had seen each other . Now we are both 24 . She had lost something and she was searching for it . She was looking for it in the sofa . She was bending over the back of the sofa to feel between the back and the back of the seat . She had to bend double to reach down to feel for it . Her dress rode up her back showing her white panties . This turned me on . I wanted her . I unfastened my belt and dropped my trousers . I pulled her panties down while she was still bending and fucked her . She stayed bending letting me fuck her . When i had cum i pulled out . She turned to face me . I was expecting a slap or worse . She put her arms round me and kissed me . The first thing she said was . You are lucky that i am on the pill . Since then . If my parents are at work and we can get together in my house . We spend time in bed having sex .

  • Tag Teamed My Wife With Her Step Son

    A few weeks ago my son turned 18. We supposed him with a weekend trip to Tenerife for him and his girlfriend. We decided to also take time off and go with them.

    My new wife is a very good looking lady. She has striking long blonde hair, a very pretty face and a great body with huge breasts.
    My son has always fancied his step mother ever since he was young and she has always teased him by showing her body around him and being very flirtatious.

    After the first few days we booked a date night out for dinner and then off to a club.
    The night was going really well until his girlfriend, who was trying to show off became so drunk she could hardly stand.
    They got into an argument with each other and I told my son to stay out with my wife and I would take her home, put her to bed and return.

    After an hour or so doing just that I returned to them both and they both now had also drunk way to much.

    I carried them to the taxi and we returned to the hotel.

    When we got there we bumped into a group of friends we had made around the pool and decided to carry on the party at the late night club in our complex.

    Sure enough my son ended up with his head in down the toilet being sick.

    My wife agreed now covered up she would put him to bed and return.

    Nearly 30 minutes had passed so I decided to go to find them.

    When I opened my apartment door I couldn’t believe what I saw.

    My wife was straddled over him on the couch and she was riding him senseless.
    Instead of being angry my cock grew immediately hard and I watched till she came.

    As she did I entered and hi!

    Both were shocked and instantly appologising and frightened I was going to kill them both. Instead I simply said that if you want me to keep my mouth shut then you both better get into the bedroom.

    Needless to say that I did not have any sexual contact with my son apart from both our cocks smashing the life out of my wife.

    It has never been spoken about since but I am sure that she is still fooling around with him.

    As long as my boy is happy his Daddy is too

    Watched Her All The Time, Reality TV At Its Best

    My sister wanted to move in with me when all the covid shut down was happening, she was worried financially she would not make it living in her apartment. She lives like a nomad anyways and she told me the management company was letting her break the lease and move out at the end of the month.
    I jumped into action, researched and bought these small cams and power pack, modified the fan cover with two cam holes and it looked amazing, 360 degree view. She moves in a couple of weeks later and the first night was just amazing, I guess to ease her stress she wanted to masturbate because the first thing she did when getting in the room was break out these two sex toys. She got in bed with them and was covered up, I watched the covers moving around then she pulled them down some, one had playing with her breasts and the other still hidden by covers down by her pussy. I could hear some soft moans, the color and definition were amazing as I watched her playing with herself.
    She had an orgasm and I thought this is just incredible to watch and stroke to, I thought she would be done but then in a pretty fast motion she rolls over onto her knees and chest, both hands under her and the covers are off her body. She has a toy under her and his humping it, I am wide eyed and thinking Damn! Wonder if she would do that on top of me?
    She humps it for a bit then rolls over, legs spread wide, both hands pumping the dildo in and out of her pussy then finally with a body stretching orgasm she is done. I am still watching as she fingers herself some, brings them up and puts them in her mouth, she does this like four time sucking on them and dipping back in for more.
    I watched her for about six months before finally trying to get her to do something with me, started out with asking if she gets horny wanting to be with someone but everything is shut down so no luck dating, I feel the same way, on and on sort of trying to lead her into sexual thoughts of me and her doing it. I was not successful so just kept up the cam watching, hottest reality TV I have ever watched. I seen her several times practically torturing her own nipples, would pull them out so far and twist them, I could see the pain on her face from it and was just amazed. she loved humping the dildo, would get it just right under her and ride that thing for ten minutes before collapsing down on the bed with her hips and ass still moving around some. Fucking amazing to watch!

  • FIL Fills Me Every Week.

    Got married mid summer two years ago and absolutely love being part of my wifes family, as I don't have any on my side.
    The night before we got married I finally gave up my rear to the man, who for nine months, had been having me suck him off.
    He'd call by our flat almost every morning during those nine months and usually within ten minutes (He likes me to make him a cup of coffee) he'd be sliding his large cock over my tongue.
    And the reason I was sucking his gorgeous dick pretty much every day, is he'd found out I used to give two of my college tutors head.
    The first time he had me suck him, my fiancée has only just left for work.
    He didn't even ask per say, he just took his cock out in my kitchen and told me to drain his balls.
    I did swallowing his warm sticky cum after at least twenty minutes of blowing him. Only afterwards did he let me know he knew about the college tutors.
    I knew he wanted to fuck me, but he said he'd wait until I was part of the family.
    However the night before I tied the knot with his daughter, he visited the new house he'd bought his daughter and I as a wedding present.
    Telling me he wanted me to be a real part of the family, with his daughter staying at his and my future mother in laws house that night, he had me get naked, suck his cock and then he fucked me every which way you can for over an hour.
    Half way through the sex, he took a phone call, stopping from fucking me, but had me suck his cock as he spoke openly to my fiancées mum about him welcoming me properly into the family, as he put it.
    He'd put his phone on speaker and I heard my future mother in law say as I continued to suck his cock "Make sure he can walk tomorrow, don't fuck him too much". I could hear her giggling along with my future wife before the call ended.
    He stayed the night and we fucked twice more before he drove me to the wedding ceremony venue with my arsehole full of his spunk.
    Now two years on my father in law visits even sometimes if his daughter is home, two to three times a week, and fucks me.
    My marriage to his daughter isn't the conventional marriage, yet it definitely works for us. Besides I know full well my wife has a lesbian lover she stays over with if and when her father wants to stay the night.
    There is a whole lot more to the family im married into. This is just the tip of the iceberg. And believe me it's a very sexual family.

    Stepdad And Mom

    This will be a short version of my legs win e my mom married my stepdad when I was 13. I am a 32 year old male and my real dad was never in my life. Mom started dating Bill, who is my stepdad when I was 13 and they married a short time later. I remember whenever he would stay over at our house hearing him fucking my mom. He certainly knew how to please her and they were plenty loud. It seemed that they would fuck several times a night making my mom practically scream the entire time giving her orgasm after orgasm. The bed springs squeaked lousy as well. Even at my age I knew exactly what they were doing. I now know that he would leave the bedroom door cracked on purpose so I could hear and to also give me a clear view of him fucking her, which I would sneak outside their door and watch everytime. Needless to say, my little sick was hard the entire time and I jerked off several times throughout the night watching and listening.
    After they were married, he was an incredible dad to me and treated me so good. He and I would do a lot together and spent many hours together, especially when my mother had to go out of town for her job. One thing he and I had in common was that we both loved to watch wrestling, and quite often we would wrestle around on the floor in just out underwear. We also would watch tv together and movies. A lot of the time whenever we watched tv or movies he would have me set on his lap as he was it was good bonding time for us. I enjoyed the male closeness and attention after never having a male figure of dad in my life before. We also did this in our underwear, which I didn't mind. Many times when we wrestled, our hands would touch each other's manhood as we wrestled.no have to admit, that many times I could feel that he had a hard on and so would I from all of the body contact and rubbing against each other. On this one particular time, he was on top of me and his hard cock was pressed firmly against mine. He acted as if he was trying to pin me, but never quite got my shoulders down as we both kept squirming. Him on top and me on my back, on the bottom. Both his and my breathing was quite labored, and no words were spoke, and the wrestling soon just became him bumping my cock with his. The feeling was incredible and I soon was cumming inside of my underwear with him following suit soon after. Afterwards, we both just laid there, him still on top of me catching our breath, and me with his cum soaking through his underwear into mine. I had a real cu M mess. After a couple of minutes, he looked me in the eye and said that he really enjoyed that and hoped I did too. I told him I did, and a lot. That was the first time that he and I ever had any kind of intimacy, but it only progressed from there.
    Whenever we sat on the couch watching tv or a movie, I always sat on his lap. He would always hold me around my waist, who y always led to his hands finding their way down to my cock and inside of my underwear. Very few words were spoken but each time he would hold me tightly rubbing his hard on into my was until he jerked me off making me cum and he would come inside of his underwear. Before long,, whenever mom was out of town, I would eagerly sleep with him in the bed with us both naked. Our relationship soon progressed to us performing oral on each other and laying on top of each other rubbing our hard
    cocks on each other's . Before long, he devised a plan for me to be able to join us and my mom in bed during sex. He knew that I liked to listen and watch him fucking my mom and he felt that it was good for a son and mother to enjoy each other.
    It wasn't long before he had convinced my mom that they should teach me about sex between men and women and that he knew that I was very aroused by her. I remember him telling her that all boys have an interest in having sex with their mom, and he felt that it was a good thing. Of course he knew exactly when to present these ideas to my mom. It was every time that he had her not and all aroused and before long, she was in total agreement with his idea.
    After about a month of him priming her, they summoned me to their bed one night. As I entered the room, I saw that they both were totally nude and had me remove my underwear as well. They then had me lay on the bed with them on the one side of my mom with him on the other side. He told me that I was free to touch either of them and to join in to their having sex. With that he and my mother started kissing and touching each other and before I knew it, he had placed my hand on my mother's breasts and then between her legs feeling her wetness. He slid his cock into her and had me feel both of their genitals as they fucked. Soon I was dock hard myself and he said out of my mom and had me slid in between her legs as he slid my dock into her. This was a dream come true and that was the beginning of my sex life with my stepdad and mom. One that continues to this day. I am a happy son.

  • My Parents

    My sister just told me she say my father fucking my mother in MY old prom dress, calling her my name.

    Now my panties are wet, I’m horny, and I want him to fuck me.

    Why did she tell me. I can’t stop thinking about it,

    Mother In Law

    My wife is due to have our second baby any day now. Her mother is here to help out. I found out this morning, her bedroom door was slightly open, she sleeps with no underwear on and is shaved smooth.

    She’s 63, chubby and single. I want her bag now.

    Helping Mom

    Yesterday on my way home from work, I stopped at my mom’s house to take her window air conditioner out of her bedroom window. She’s 62 years old and has a hard time handling it not because it’s heavy but because it’s faulty. I had made a dolly with a handle to put it on so we can wheel it around to put it in storage. Yesterday when I got there, she had gone to get the dolly. I went into her bedroom to remove the air conditioner, and right there on her bed was a large vibrating dildo. She walked in and saw it and was immediately embarrassed.

    After the air conditioner was put in storage we were sitting in the living room, and Mom proceeded to apologize for having her toy laying on her bed. She was genuinely embarrassed and I could tell.

    I told her if anyone should be embarrassed, it should be me because I got hard when I saw it. She looked at me and said really, why? I said just a thought of her using that made me hard and that I was gonna go home and masturbate myself.

    I don’t know why I told her that, I just blurted it out. I ended up, leaving embarrassed myself.

    Found Out My Moms Secret

    A few weeks ago, I was on a porn video site. I was checking out old porn from the 90s and found porn with my mom in it. I searched her porn name and found she did a bunch back then. Now I cannot stop watching them and beating off to them.

  • I Wanted It.

    I’m a 19-year-old bum living at home with my mother and stepfather. I have no job and I do not go to school. My mother keeps saying I just have to find myself. My stepfather thinks it’s time to move out or get a job and contribute.

    My mom has been gone for a week to my grandmothers, since my grandmother fell and broke her hip. It’s just me and my stepfather at home. Let’s just say the house is not in the same shape. It was when mom left.

    Dad normally works from home, but this morning he woke me up and said he had to go to the office and work and he wanted the house clean when he got home.

    That wasn’t such a big deal as much as the way he woke me up. I was laying in bed uncovered. he come in and sat on the edge of the bed. He woke me up by rubbing my thigh, and his knuckles hit my ball sack every time he rubbed my leg. I couldn’t help it. I got hard and he saw it. I didn’t try to cover it up either. I laid right there with my cock tenting my underwear.

    Before he left for work, he told me there was an apron on the counter to wear while I was doing dishes and cleaning the kitchen. He would be home around 1 o’clock. Now I’m wondering if he expect me to be in the apron he gets home, and if I am in the apron, should I have no underwear on?