In the 7th grade this kid in my class got up to read his book report. Shortly after he began reading, he had to sneeze. He pulled the paper up to cover his nose.
As he sneezed this really long string of snot flew up and over the top of the page made a u turn and splatted all over the back of his book report. Of course the entire classroom saw this and exclaimed "Eww gross nasty". After that his new nickname was Snotface.
I think he threw the report in the trash, hopefully he didn't put it on the teachers desk.

BTW Hal, if you happen to read this some of us didn't forget that. Even though it was a very long time ago, I guess some things you just can't live down. Hope your doing well. Best wishes.