You think you HAVE me, that I will forever stay on the shelf, ignored like a long-ago bagged stuffed trophy animal, here for you when you get bored and decide to acknowledge my existence. You DON'T. You see, the world really does NOT revolve around you after all. I WILL be someone's first choice, and soon. Real men appreciate the women who love them. Maybe before you are too old to get a hard-on you will figure that out.