More than anything in the world, I love butts. I don't mean that I just like to look at them; it's much more than that. To me, the best aroma in the world is that smell that greets me when I pull apart a pair of beautiful butt cheeks. I love to rest my nose on the little butthole and just breathe in the aroma.

I can only do that for so long before I have to start licking. I lick a little and then pull away and look at the adorable little stinker. Then I go back to eating eat. I will put my tongue as far up inside it as I can. It tastes so good.

I would even enjoy having women fart on me, but I've never found one who would. I also fantasize about watching a woman shit and then cleaning her butt up for her, or watching her piss and then cleaning her pussy for her.

I can't explain my love for ass, but there it is. I would spend all day, every day eating ass if I could...