Married 10 years and have been having an affair for 6 of it. I was caught promised to stop, but I didn't. In fact I sought out a guy from high school to have another affair with. He unbeknownst to me was a convicted felon. I figured it would be perfect because clearly he was devoid of morals. But after a couple of times he's decided that he believes in karma and instead would rather be friends
and hang out. A convicted felon found morals. Too funny.