I fucked my dead friend's widow. There. Judge all you want, your opinion means nothing to me. He killed himself because his wife was cheating on him, but not with me. People make bad decisions after consuming alcohol. Also, you know that little voice that says "no" when you're about to make a bad decision? I've never had one of those when it comes to women. I like to assume that everyone makes bad decisions when it comes to certain things, women are mine.