THERE IS A VERY NICE OLD GUY WHO GOES TO OUR PUB. HE IS 77 BUT LOOKS LESS. HE IS SOMETHING OF A LEGEND AT THE PUB AND HAS BEEN FOR DONKEY'S YEARS BECAUSE OF THE SIZE OF HIS FLACCID DICK. NOBODY KNOWS HOW BIG HE IS HARD AS HE IS NOT LIKE THAT. BUT TALK ABOUT A SHOWER RATHER THAN A GROWER, HE MUST BE AT LEAST SIX INCHES LONG SOFT AND HE HOLDS IT WITH BOTH HANDS WHEN HE HAS A PEE. WHAT FASCINATES ME MOST THOUGH IS THAT HIS BLADDER MUST MATCH HIS DICK. HE HAS TO GO FOR A PEE AFTER THE SIXTH PINT! (YES, HE GOES EVERY PINT AFTER THAT BUT STILL.....)MANY A YOUNG LAD HAS TRIED TO OUTLAST HIM WITHOUT SUCCESS. THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO GIVE IN AND STAGGER, BURSTING, TO THE LOO. CHATTING WITH HIM ONE NIGHT, IT CAME OUT THAT HE NEVER GOES TO THE LOO DURING THE NIGHT (AT 77!) WHAT AN UNUSUAL GUY HE IS!