I'm not quite ready to settle down and get married yet. I figure I'm at least a few years away from that. I always keep my eyes open for a girlfriend type though. You know the kind. Pretty, sweet, demure, cuddly, reluctant but hot once she gets going, sometimes virginal, knows how to cook and clean. In between dating those types I prowl for the other type of girl. The one in her late teens or early twenties who's lonely and who didn't get enough attention from daddy so she's out trying to replace that hole in her heart with cock after hard cock.

You can spot these girls a mile away. Short shorts, tight jeans, camel toes, tats, tits on display, loud, obnoxious, ass shaking eye candy and eye contact making drama queens. All you have to do is be nice to them and you're in. You don't even have to like them (who would??). Just fake it well enough and they'll be sucking and riding your cock within an hour. Just tell them their hot and lay some sob story on them about how your last girlfriend got you thrown in jail or something and you'll be fingering her asshole before you know it. It's a blast. Just fuck them silly til either the next real girl comes along or another slut crosses your path and move on.

I don't like going after them once they hit their mid-twenties though. By then they've had so many cocks in them that not only do they want your cock but they want access to your wallet too. Their tits are sagging from never wearing a bra so after one fuck she starts talking about wanting you to pay for a tit job, they have way too many tats, a few hand scrolled ones on their wrists espousing their love for their only child, who sits at home alone all the time while mom's out cock hunting of course. They are so addicted to cock by then that you'll be lucky to get more than a couple fucks into her before she's back on the hunt, she spends way to much time at the clinic, she has to live with her mom who keeps trying to find her respectful jobs (which she loses cuz she's she always late and because she's sucking every cock in the place), she's usually a failed stripper who's totally broke (because she waited until after having her kid to strip and is all bloated from the booze), has no car insurance and is desperate for cash but can't make money with her pussy because after two or three nice words she gives it away free. she's too good to sell her pussy so she gives it away to 30 guys a month for free. Plus you have no idea the physical toll constant tanning, drinking, drugging, smoking and cock hounding takes on a young slut. By the time they hit 25 the tell tale signs of their rapidly approaching "crack whore look" are becoming noticeable (and scary).

Let the guys in their forties and fifties take on those broads. Those guys like the company so they don't mind listening to the girl's bullshit as long as they get at least a blow job out of it and they usually have the extra cash to slip these broads to "help her out" so the next time he runs into her in some shit hole bar he'll have a good shot at dumping a load in, on or about her. The one's who don't have the cash get by promising to get the girls jobs in corrections or as cops or something. That only works a few times but it's enough to keep their dicks wet until they have a few bucks to lose. The best part is they usually "talk" in the guy's pick-up truck so he lucks out not having to see her in the light. It's a real win for them.

Take my advice boys, hit up these sluts before they hit 25! And always wear a rubber!

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by Anonymous on Jun 25, 2013 at 7:33 AM

Holy shit that sounds like me. Well the young and lonely part, that is. I dont care cause I have a good job, a car, car insurance, no kids, and I go to school. -shrug- I guess I'm an upgraded whore lol

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by Anonymous on Jun 25, 2013 at 8:08 AM

Don't turn into one of those plus 25 versions of yourself!!!!!!!

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by Anonymous on Jun 25, 2013 at 9:11 AM

Lol I won't. Thanks for the warning ;D

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by Anonymous on Jul 26, 2013 at 4:42 PM

This guy sounds like a real loser that just needs to cry about his hate for women. News flash: Women like sex, too. It's not some trick or magic you pull. It's just a societal dance around it because women aren't supposed to "want" it and men are supposed to "chase" it. If you don't want a relationship you should grow a pair and just fuck around. Spread your love and not your hate, loser.

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