The other day, I was at home. My younger sister was home too and her creepy boyfriend was over. I can't stand having him around. He's such a fucking perv. He supposed to be with my sister but he's always scoping me out. Yuck. I don't even know what she sees in him. He's wimpy, pimply, makes up stupid stories, and according to her he's hung like a field mouse and is the original two pump chump if you know what I mean.

After my sister left for work this jamoke hung around drooling at me for some reason. I was like "please leave" but he just hung around. I said fuck it and went to take a shower. When I came back he was sitting there fucking totally naked. I was like "you fuck-head". He thought I was into him and was gonna fuck him or something. What a fucking idiot. He said "Oh sorry, I thought you were gonna come back naked." Yea right nubnuts. I wouldn't come back dead for you. I thought someone came home so I got out of there so no one would get the wrong idea. I said something sarcastic about "maybe next time" like I'd every actually fuck my sister's pervo boyfriend.