I don't remember why I started, but I was jerking off at work every day and shooting my load on anything and everything - desks, chairs, phones, computers, the copy machine, vending machines, break room tables. You name it and I probably fapped a load on it.One day my coffee cup was missing and I just assumed the cleaning crew had tossed it by mistake. Nope. Turns out is was taken for DNA matching and guess what? I matched! Then next day I was arrested at my desk, handcuffed and taken out. Fired also.