My family has a lake house and during the summer while they are working I usually hang out there and take care of the place. From 7am till about 1 or 2 everyday the place is all mine. When I wake up in the mornings I go for a run around the lake area then come back to the house to get ready for the day. When I first get back I usually just strip naked being that no ones home and my clothes are sweated through from the heat and humidity. From time to time I'll wait to hop in the shower and maybe grab a drink or watch TV while I cool down. I have to admit I usually enjoy this time because it feels very freeing.

One day I was doing my usual routine. I came home threw my clothes off and poured a glass of water. I walked over to the TV, turned it on and watched for a few minutes. The phone started ringing so I walked over to pick it up and looked at the caller ID. It said restricted which usually means it's one of my Dad's business friends who have private numbers so I picked it up. I could hear what seemed to sound like a shriek or two on the other line and started to get confused. Not two seconds later a girl shouts through the phone "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON MR. TINY MAN"....My stomach dropped with my jaw and the other line hung up. I stood shocked for a moment then ran to my room and put shorts and a shirt on. Then I spent the next two hours crawling around my house peering out windows trying to see people watching me. I felt like a complete schizo..... Needless to say I don't do my routine anymore and I still haven't found out who the caller was. I wish she/they would just tell me. I can't look any girls at my lake in the eye....