I am a moron. When I was seventeen a guy down the street asked me to help him move some furniture. This guy and his wife were probably in their early thirties. The wife was a very attractive brunette. While I was in his bedroom helping move a dresser, she came in dressed in lingerie, talked with me, thanked me for helping and laid down on the bed. Once we were done, her husband thanked me and asked me if there was anything they could do to thank me. She was lying there, legs slightly spread giving me an unreal view. She said to me something along the lines of "anything you need, anything. I'd love to do it for you." Like a fool I said "oh no that's ok" and left. I thought about that moment for years but until recently it never dawned on me what they were offering!!!! They must have been like "WTF is wrong with this guy??"

I am a complete idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!