Buddy set me up on blind date and was it blind. She picks me up at his house to keep me from getting away.

She is a 30 something damn near butch looking women, driving a old Mustang. Its a hunk of shit but its her Mustang.

Where you want to go?? its my treat. I now know how women feel, trapped. I suggest Jimmy's, a steak house with good food.

After I eat a nice steak its time to hit the road. I am thinking of playing sick or running.

She tells this date is exciting and not her normal thing. She usually hits the bar and meets some one there.

She suggest we go back to her place and watch a movie, she has it all set up. OK, I guess its only so bad there.

We arrive at her apartment and its not much. She is poor as shit it seems. Find out she works at the bowling alley.

She brings me a beer, (my brand in a glass bottle, she did her home work. I plan on killing my buddy for this). In

an old VCR goes a jumping porn video. OLD video but I only have 3, this one is best. Its some black guy fucking some

huge fat women. Up her ass he goes and she starts giggling. I look over, That turns you on?? Hell yes I want to try

that, you like back door?? (not want I am thinking and I am thinking of running again). Its ok,.

She takes this as, lets fuck and her clothes comes off.

Not a nice looking sight, her tits are saggy and her belly hangs draped over the hair pie pussy. She is like a kid

at Christmas.

She comes over and gets on the floor, she unzips my pants and starts pulling them off. She gobbles my cock like candy

mean while she is fingering her self. I hear her cumming and for once its a turn off for me.

I finally get hard and she takes position and pulls up her belly. Come get me she said.

I closed my eyes and pushed it in her. feeling pretty good for me, she is going fucking crazy. she is rocking shaking

and giggling. Oh baby and shit I don't want to hear. I ask her to stop talking and just enjoy.

She cums and I just can not get excited at all.

Pull it out, and as I do she grabs my cock and pushes it up her ass. That's what I want. Its dry and her dry ass is

making me sore. I need some lube, she springs to her knees and starts licking my cock. like its candy. I am clean

and wet, now put it back in, she starts cumming right away. few strokes and she has a massive orgasm. She pulls it

out and right back in her mouth. she goes back and forth. she likes the taste of her own ass. I ask her?? Oh yes I

like my pussy taste too. I have had enough of this, I figure I will cum and get this over.

She pulls out a plastic toy and wants to stick it up my ass, HELL NO, I will lick it. I reject this toy anywhere.

So I am on the floor and she is sucking my cock, my nuts and next thing her tongue is up my ass. It feels pretty fair

I don't stop her and she tosses my salad as they call it. She did a nice job. settling back on my cock. Im not

cumming like this. So I lay her on the floor face down. spread her ass cheeks and into the pussy back side. Push her

plump ass feels good and gets me almost there. I give a moan, CUM IN ME!! No (there is no chance in hell I am taking

any chance in hell with this one.

I roll her over and jerk off on her tits and chest.

She is like a puppy on vomit. Its sick and this turn eater wants a good night kiss. HELL NO I AM NOT KISSING YOU!

but I do not say this, I do not kiss on the first date and that's a fact. Oh, ok.

She dresses and takes me to my buddy's house. I shower and find out later his wife set this up. This women was

friend of hers in the past and I think she got paid for the date. I never dated her again and when I see a dog

licking his own ass I think of her. The dog is a lot sexier than she was.

I will go vomit now,