I have a sexual fetish for nappies. I can't help it, but I do. Ever since I was a child I've loved them -- I used to convince my mother into buying me increasingly large sizes of them. I discovered it was a sexual thing when I was about 13. Every few months I now buy a box of adult incontinence products, use them, and masturbate myself silly. My partner doesn't know, and I'm happy with that (although I'd love it if they wanted to join in...).

C'est la vie!