Your mom and dad didn't like me from the start. Just because I had a daughter, they assumed I was some sort of pervert who would get you pregnant the second we were left alone.
Yeah, I've made some mistakes in my life, but my daughter isn't one of them. Did I plan on her?? No. But I sure as hell didn't run from her or her mother when I found out. And even after her bitch of a mother ditched us because her party girl lifestyle didn't include room for a steady boyfriend and a little girl, I still honored my responsibility and took care of my kid.
But your mom and dad couldn't see that. All they saw was a dumb country boy that dropped out of school to work in a garage and raise the little girl. A little girl he fathered when he was still a sophomore in high school. So they made you break up with me and start dating that fat little rich clown from down the street.
I'd love to see the look on their faces now that your pregnant. I'd love to see your face for that matter, since your fat little troll of a rich boy packed his shit and ran for the hills when you told him. How does it feel to be knocked-up and all alone??
Hell, at least I would have had the sense to use a fucking condom and make sure you were on the pill. If all else failed, drop a $50 on some Plan B. I've been there before. I don't want a another kid. I can't afford one. I would have been the safest guy in the world for you to date.
Little too late for that now, isn't it??
You say you should have followed your heart and stuck with me, instead of bowing under pressure from your folks. Yeah, you should have. But you didn't.
Will I help you with your kid?? I'll give you advice. Will I be your boyfriend again and be a father figure for chubby's baby?? Hell no.