Whenever I watch American Graffiti, I just can't understand why John (Paul Le Mat) doesn't drive Carol (Mackenzie Phillips) somewhere private and fuck the shit out of her. You can just tell, Carol wants it. She's practically begging for the cock with the way she stares at John and flirts, sliding right up against him in one scene and then protesting "What?? I'm not going to rape you." when he pushes her away. I just cannot watch any of their scenes together in John's hotrod and not get a boner. Carol is just so young and hot and practically screaming "Fuck Meeee".

As for Steve (Ron Howard), how in the world do you not want a piece of pie like Laurie (Cindy Williams)?? She's pure 100% American 1950s Grade-A pussy in a Poodle Skirt. I can understand if he's had it all year leading up to the day he leaves for college, but he hasn't tapped that ass once and he's walking away from it?? Hell no. He should have pulled the old "I'm leaving for college and I think sex will strengthen our relationship and ensure we don't stray while I'm gone" then tap that shit and still get laid by new chicks at college. I cringe everytime he goes through the whole "we should see new people" bit. Laurie was totally going to give him some before then, you could see it in her eyes. Then just like that, no... he isn't getting shit. Dumb, dumb, dumb.

I love American Graffiti, but if I re-did the movie, there'd be a LOT more fucking going on. You can't have hot blooded teens and rock n roll without sex.