This happened when I was 17.

It was summer, and my mom's friend, Bev, was visiting. Bev's a very beautiful, dark-haired woman with a shapely body. (Think of a tanned, shorter-version Demi Moore with short hair). And let's just say she's a knock-out in a black bikini, which she was wearing one afternoon at the family pool.

My girlfriend Heather was there that afternoon; we were swimming and diving. I kept looking over at Bev, who was in a lawn chair, sunning herself. A bit testy, Heather asked what I was looking at. I told her to guess. Heather asked if I preferred Bev over her. I said no. Heather then asked how I would rank her against Bev.

Heather was good looking, but she doesn't compare to Bev; I laughed and told her breasts were like mole hills compared to Bev's mountains. Heather's eyes became slits, and I knew she was pissed. But not how pissed.

Anyway, I was diving to impress Bev, who was watching. As I came up the ladder after a really good dive, I started talking to her. As we were talking, Heather came up from behind and grabbed my trunks with both hands. Before I could react, I felt them plunge downward.

Bev's eyes bugged out, and then she started laughing. I fell back in the water, embarrassed like all hell.

Heather and I talked about it later. We dated a few more months, and then we split, but not over that.

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Anonymous

by Anonymous on Feb 23, 2003 at 8:13 AM

Your either a fool or still very young. In either case, you got what you deserved. Number one, you lied to your GF when you said you didn't prefer the other whom you were gauking at and showing off for, and number two, you mocked her boobs, and guess what; girls don't like that.

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by Anonymous on Feb 23, 2003 at 3:31 PM

you deserved what you got! if only she did more then that to you...... ::sigh::

Peace Out!

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by Anonymous on Feb 24, 2003 at 5:00 PM

ha ha ha two thumbs up for heather!!! i laughed when i read this. to think that a wannabe stud was so simply & beautifuly and utterley humiliated t by his gf!!! hope oggling bev was worth the embarASSment!!!

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by Anonymous on Feb 25, 2003 at 4:43 PM

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...It appears that you've not only angered your ex, but several women as well. If you're looking for sympathy, you're not going to find it from them or me...Too bad your other old girlfriends weren't there to see! And I hope your mother's friend and your ex had a good laugh at your expense!

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