So one time I got really baked and really horny. My girlfriend had just left my house about ten minutes before. Naturally I just started jackin' it.

About halfway through the first video I notice clapping slowly getting louder in the background. My brain told me it was my subconscious cheering me on to my climax...but iTunes had just randomly playing "Power to the People". I switched over to the next window to try and pause it, but every time I did iTunes just resumed playing the second I put my hand on my dick. After about 3 minutes of going between John Lennon and my porn I just said "fuck it". I put the playlist on shuffle and spent two hours seeing which songs matched up with pornos in a hysterical fashion.

That time was two hours ago.

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