I'm about to fail a math test, because I didn't study.
Which means I fail the course.
Which means I get suspended from the college.
Which means I am fifty thousand dollars in debt for nothing.
Which means I need to work it off, not just without my AA, but without even having a high school diploma.

Which means I just fucked up the rest of my life, HARD, because I wanted to "hang out" instead of studying.

Which means next time you're ordering in Subway, be friendly. I'll probably need the pick-me-up.