my poop stinks , like , stenchy , stenchy reaking make-you-puke stinks

I took a HUGE dump at work , it blocked the bowl , there was 6 inches of turd laying along the porcelain out of the water , and the rest jammed up stuck in the "S" bend

I left it there , I couldn't breathe enough to do anything with it , so I went out to let the air clear and come back to fix it later

a co worker was desperate and swore at me for taking so long , and raced into the toilet then I heard a weird choking sound

he was stuck he was dry retching from my stench , unable to go into the cubicle , and standing there pooping himself while he dry retched

all the time he was cursing me calling me names and saying that it wasnt natural for anyone to stink like that

All I could do was laugh at his situation

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by Anonymous on Oct 14, 2013 at 8:36 AM

Oh how interesting. I'm sure you made the day for lots. But, all I can recommend is, the next time you go to poop, write your weight on the wall before you flush, so we'll know how much to dip out to save you.

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by Anonymous on Oct 14, 2013 at 8:42 AM

damn when you know you gonna let out a big flush while you're letting it out so that the toilet doesn't become like that. damn damn damn damn damn. i just can't get that image out of my head, keeps making me laugh. lol your poor co worker.

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by Anonymous on Jan 29, 2014 at 3:36 PM

Hey, when you had to go, you had to go. If your co-worker is going to get on your case over how long it takes for you to take care of business in there, that's his problem. I'd laugh at him choking and gagging too if somebody chewed me out over it... unless he got sick enough where he had to go to the hospital or something like that.

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