I was working away and came home 3 days early , expecting to surprise her , in a good way , instead I was the one who was surprised .
She had been partying hard with some guy , there were empty spirits bottles laying around , the house was trashed , the two of them were in a compromised position , my wife bent over the arm of our couch , her backside in the air where he had taken her, her panties still on but down her thighs , and well soaked and crusted in their fluids , he was passed out on the floor , bottle in hand .
I was , and still am seriously , SERIOUSLY pissed , betrayed , hurt , crushed .. everything

I went into the kitchen to make coffee and consider things , and saw the jar of chilli paste , it was something my wife had bought a while ago but was just too hot to use , she has accidentally brushed her face while she had a trace of it on her hand and she had swelled up crazy . It gave me an idea .

I slathered her crotch in chilli paste , butthole ,inside her sex , everything , covered well . She began to redded and swell almost immediately .

I put the jar in her lovers lap , and spread a good sized dollop on his hand , then laid his hand in his lap , so he was rubbing the stuff on his own penis . He really began to wank himself with it in his drunken sleep

I washed up , and left .

It was enough to make me smile , a bit , but I was still hurting bad inside . I rang the police and reported that I couldn't contact my wife and feared a break in , they said they'd call around and check .

I drove to the end of the block and waited . The police arrived in about 20 minutes , 2 large police men went toward the house , and knocked , looked through the windows , and promptly kicked the front door in , shortly an ambulance arrived , then another .

My wife's lover was wheeled out on a stretcher , with a sheet that looked like it was covering a basket ball on his crotch , each bump of the stretcher cart bought a moan of pain . He was escorted by a police officer .

My wife was also wheeled out on another stretcher , her legs up as if she was giving birth .

The senior officer gave me a short run down on what they'd found and then left trying not to laugh in front of me .

I straight away began phoning my wife's parents and brothers and sisters , telling them that she had been sexually assaulted , and was heading for the local hospital right now , she needed their support asap .

At the time of writing , my wife ,and her lover who is also her employer , are in different wards of the local hospital , feeling sorry for themselves .

I don't know yet if divorce is the answer .

I do know that revenge served cold , is not always best , some like it hot .